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  Beach Beast

  please stand back his body is loading....

  2014-04-16 12:00

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  sub zero wins

  whaaat back in my days it was shao kahn on the last level

  2014-04-16 04:28

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  .... Sup?

  it was 99 cents :successkid:

  2014-04-13 18:24

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  LOL

  its so funny i am going yo die of not laughing

  2014-04-13 18:23

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  daaaaym

  bitch please i am 26 and never had any real relationship

  2014-04-11 05:36

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  Happen to a friend after a night in Dundee!

  link or it didnt happened

  2014-04-09 18:39

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  for a good guy, hes pretty unlucky

  ^who is that in your picture... want to know for research

  2014-04-05 06:53

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  error 404 title not found

  such messages on kik are always spam i know it because.....

  2014-04-05 06:48

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  THIS IS A LUCKY MAN

  go ahead and make more slimer phones apple

  2014-04-05 06:43

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  Pff i don't need math :bitchplease:

  i suck at maths but some how i am using maya and unity3d professionally for many years

  2014-03-30 16:45

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  :o

  eh.. i never understood how snap chat works i stick to kik for..

  2014-03-18 17:37

  +29
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  words to live by

  i feel happy beining forever alone now

  2014-02-15 02:10

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  j

  google is a girl?? must ask her out

  2014-02-14 12:04

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  when you see it

  i am suppose to see a big skull or two austronauts?

  2014-02-08 10:35

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  Seems legit

  i am sure many iphone users will actually do this and cry

  2014-02-06 11:09

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  story of my life

  i remember choke slaming my cousin through my bed breaking it.. we couldnt tell it to mom how we broke an effing bed

  2014-02-02 12:23

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  Windows 8 for hipsters

  i remember back in the days i installed coral draw it had 130 floopy disks.... it wasnt funny

  2014-01-31 11:42

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  le sexy tips from Disney

  childhood_system.dll is corrupt kindly reinstall the software

  2014-01-30 13:38

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  way over 9000

  now i know what to do on valentines day

  2014-01-30 13:33

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  The Dark Lord has spoken

  THE DARK LORD HAS SPOKEN!!

  2014-01-26 09:48

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  true story

  moderators where are you

  2014-01-22 05:33

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  thank you

  whats going on inside Area 51 crap i am being watched by NSA leave me alone

  2014-01-21 14:33

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  Yo dawg, i heard you like crackers

  who ate that donut?

  2014-01-17 14:38

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  :')

  i dont come here to cry why you make me cry

  2014-01-17 14:36

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  Every time when I watch TV with my mom..

  father keeping her daughters as sex slaves yes mom its one of my favorit shows

  2014-01-13 17:37

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  Uhmm.. That's wrong girl..

  she wants the D!!!

  2014-01-13 17:33

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  forever alone :D

  ^ i dont come here to cry

  2014-01-13 12:28

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  Vaginas or penis? Choose wisely

  be wise when being a b*tch... it might lead to some BURNS!!

  2014-01-11 12:06

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  well that escalated quickly

  too much morning wood for grandpa?

  2014-01-09 18:29

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  poor guy

  there there horsey i understand

  2014-01-07 04:35

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  oh god y

  ^ Y U NO WEAR A BRA i just and got here

  2013-12-31 08:33

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  gotta have one of these

  mom mom look i have a black cock

  2013-12-30 16:02

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  hahaha laughing way to hard!

  dafuq did i just read

  2013-12-22 07:29

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  Picture Perfect & Twisted

  epic

  2013-12-12 04:18

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  cat scratch fever

  so is that the reason why the name pussy came

  2013-12-10 17:48

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  what do u guys want fo christmas

  i will never look at yogurt the same way again

  2013-12-10 17:46

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  boy that escalated quickly

  that is exactly my life todo list

  2013-12-06 13:47

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  lol

  sad but true

  2013-12-06 07:36

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  Look Who I met at dinner tonight!

  if she doesnt do that freaky face she is pretty

  2013-12-05 03:26

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  Holy shit.. Teach me young master!!

  take $200 from me but teach me master

  2013-12-01 16:52

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  3rd comment will get this lambo in his lifetime

  ahmm... Dear santa...

  2013-11-30 06:24

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  wat dog

  is that... is that... Osama Bin Ladin mixed with a dog?

  2013-11-29 10:49

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  i dont need a camera!!

  my eye sight is very weak its barely 5 mega pixel

  2013-11-29 10:48

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  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzszzzzzzzz

  i have it i am still in bed since morning

  2013-11-29 10:47

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  reply in the comments

  get a Lamborghini, run over Justin Bieber and be James Bond and date some hot girl

  2013-11-29 08:46

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  Happy turkey day

  what the

  2013-11-28 12:55

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  3d comment is my friend

  is it like "when you are so deep into the friend zone that you take baths togather" type a thing?

  2013-11-25 14:49

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  -insert forever alone face here-

  but both my parents are good looking but i am not

  2013-11-25 03:06

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  .

  eeerr... when i was a kid i use to tickle myself and laugh out

  2013-11-24 16:42

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  Amazing!!!!

  why does Dubai gets all the good stuff

  2013-11-23 12:29

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  My second meme

  porn is meh boobs on here like the display pic ^

  2013-11-23 09:58

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  im forever alone

  i will never cheat on my girlfriend because finding one girlfriend is turing to be an epic challenge

  2013-11-22 16:53

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  finally a dr who's writing i understand

  so that makes me boring and forever alone

  2013-11-22 15:31

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  Pretty much

  i hate a text with "ok" and i super hate a "k" message

  2013-11-22 12:13

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  why dont girls like big big guys???

  i just have one big family pack no six pack

  2013-11-21 06:22

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  .

  if there were more girls like her, i wouldn't be single

  2013-11-20 16:58

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  kkkkk

  i use to attach the bag to my action figures and toss them high up... but it never worked because of too much weight

  2013-11-20 10:35

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  Medicine :fuuuu:

  why there are no memes about law students we truly live a forever alone life

  2013-11-19 05:55

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  Them feels

  i really like this show dont know why the killed it all of a sudden

  2013-11-19 04:54

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  girls...

  soo i am a natural guy

  2013-11-18 14:12

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  IN AMERICA!

  ^Hey Osama why did they burried you under the sea? are you megatron or something?

  2013-11-18 10:00

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  Only in Russia...

  blow me up like one of your country invaders

  2013-11-18 09:56

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  no ... why ?

  uhmm.... always look for sponge bob before cutting a pine apple

  2013-11-18 08:08

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  wow

  every other person in Dubai have some exotic sports car... i my self, in my recent trip have seen 2 bugatti veyron and what not parked outside malls

  2013-11-17 16:37

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  alien invasion !!!!

  is that... is that burj khalifa in the middle?

  2013-11-17 06:39

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  Emperor

  no one and i mean no one can be a bigger a**hole then joffrey . someone kill him already

  2013-11-16 12:33

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  true story

  love making sex is beautiful and i think exposing sextuality with your lover makes the relationship stronger.. but having sex with every other person make sex dirty and sluty

  2013-11-16 04:42

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  Genius

  not sure if her first exprience with sex was rape or BDSM and thats her idea of sex

  2013-11-16 04:25

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  its sumthing

  are donut free with boobies or boobies free with donut? you know what.... i dont even care i love both

  2013-11-15 12:16

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  I'm gonna take an acid bath tonight!

  ewwwww!!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!

  2013-11-14 02:29

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  Computers

  i was a visual basic 6 programmer and 3D animator when i was 16 and my O Level Computer class was exactly like that so i ditched computer as a subject

  2013-11-12 10:03

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  sex no accident pt. 1

  why this doesn't happen in real life

  2013-11-10 13:41

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  11 th comment is Miley cyrus husband in 5 years

  i do 3D graphics

  2013-11-08 17:40

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  Master designer and master bator...

  he was a rebel

  2013-11-08 17:36

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  looks painful

  than* world*

  2013-10-25 05:31

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  looks painful

  ^^ whaaaa another person with coloboma other then me!! i was told its extreemly rare and very few people in the word have it.... we are X-Man

  2013-10-25 05:29

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  looks painful

  errrr its a birth defect called coloboma iris and i have this problem with my eyes it just make you light sensitive

  2013-10-24 09:10

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  kitty

  how will the guy feel if his kids were put in a box and thrown in a compactor animals also have feelings

  2013-10-23 13:54

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  banana :)

  ba ba ba ba banana *minnion song*

  2013-10-23 11:42

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  mc dick

  would you like your mcdick meal to be upsize?

  2013-10-23 11:35

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  mummies?

  i wasnt planing of sleeping tonight anyways they dont look scary its all in my head

  2013-10-22 14:53

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  :D

  what if Tony Stark is a desendent of ned stark are there any starks left alive?

  2013-10-22 14:49

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  bill Gates

  Bill Gates father, William H. Gates Sr. was a lawyer and Bill Gates is from a well off family

  2013-10-22 14:17

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  society

  errrr there is no luck in there... even if you manage to avoid all those to get to your goals, luck beats the crap out of you and that is where i am

  2013-10-21 17:45

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  Me Gusta

  2, 5, 9 i still do it in every chance i get

  2013-10-21 10:33

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  Whoos de man, man?

  pffft i am 25 and no girlfriend so i make use of my spare time more productively

  2013-10-21 07:12

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  bracadabra bitch

  dafuq did i just see

  2013-10-20 14:41

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  So many Kitkats <3

  is that kitkat hantai

  2013-10-20 14:14

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  ........

  access to free wifi internet should be a fundamental human right

  2013-10-20 14:12

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  o_O

  or none of them

  2013-10-20 14:08

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  yeah and fuck you

  i want a girlfriend like Emma Watson

  2013-10-19 05:36

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  haha

  a simpler way is to put all the porn in a zip or rar file and after that change the file extension to nothing or something like dll. This way no one in the word can find your porn except you

  2013-10-18 06:32

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  awkward..

  hate it when this happens

  2013-10-17 10:16

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  Flip phone...lol

  ^smooth

  2013-10-17 10:14

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  (-_-)

  robile is like " yes batman on to it "

  2013-10-17 09:54

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  Now loading fuck

  hold power button of 7 second turn off quick!!!

  2013-10-17 07:31

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  this happens to me all the time

  ill just use my pillow come here you pillow.... hug hug hug

  2013-10-15 13:32

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  mother of police cars!

  i want to join Dubai police and get that Lamborghini

  2013-10-15 08:26

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  BURN!!

  Dat BURN!!!

  2013-10-13 11:17

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  Smooth criminal..

  well played sir.... well played indeed

  2013-10-13 11:10

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