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  Still waiting outside

  I heard it as the Bond thing. Like. "Bond. James Bond." but it's "'ckoff. Fuck off"

  2026-06-18 15:32

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  He's got a point

  It's got the stuff plants crave!

  2026-06-17 06:02

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  That took practice in ball handling.

  He must have been in the Navy.

  2026-06-07 19:49

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  holding on

  This post is by a woman. But I agree with the "get some fucking help" sentiment

  2026-06-03 16:32

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  spider bro

  Have you been doing anything else that's routine when you put the peanuts out, like whistle a tune or make/play a repetitive sound? It also helps to put your presents out when you know they're nearby.

  2026-04-28 20:58

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  I'll be back

  Some companies will not pay out death and other benefits if a person was "terminated" without the possibility of rehire. Rehirability in this case refers to standing (good or bad) within the company.

  2026-02-28 10:11

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  My cat speaks moo now apparently

  All I hear is "Kyle" like Cartman from South Park got turned into a cat and he needs Kyle to save him.

  2026-01-22 20:45

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  Noone: - Chinese self driving cars:

  Blueprint Supreme by SKAI ISYOURGOD

  2026-01-13 20:04

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  Worst weapon ever

  "buns" as in "ass" as in "the worst weapon in the game"

  2025-12-16 15:12

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  Cloudflare sneezed and half the internet died

  That's.. Fare

  2025-11-20 13:58

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  the consistonsy

  YouTube Premium: So, you're telling me there's a chance?

  2025-02-05 21:11

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  Captain

  Does anybody know the source of the music?

  2025-01-27 16:27

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  please follow me

  This is right down the street from me in Tysons Corner, VA. "More money than brains" describes most of the area.

  2024-11-17 16:41

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  Dddd

  It was censored for some reason. The song is The Cuss Word Song by Rusty Cage

  2024-11-17 13:03

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  FFILFs

  Freedom has never looked so good

  2024-11-12 19:12

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  Tom Cruise and his stunt double

  Is that Ben Stiller in a wig?

  2024-09-13 07:13

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  Spiderman 4 and Andrew Garfield

  Bottom image is from the series "Dark" on Netflix, highly recommend

  2024-09-10 12:18

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  Waiter

  Asperger's

  2024-08-27 11:05

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  Racismpost

  E veryone just going to wait around to find out?

  2024-08-21 20:54

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  Human Soup

  Video fades to "Merrell: Wear Out The Weather"

  2024-08-21 19:58

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  Move on and try with another

  Same, bro. Same

  2024-08-09 09:53

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  Racists

  Your comment made me go back to the meme to make sure it wasn't a German article

  2024-08-08 20:44

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  Title

  When in doubt, say "boobies"

  2024-08-08 08:59

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  First day in Paris 2024

  I don't know what you mean, "keep going?"

  2024-07-26 21:39

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  Muggles

  And then everybody clapped.

  2024-07-19 07:33

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  Darkest black

  Missed opportunity to edit in cops shooting the car at the end

  2024-07-08 10:17

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  Pupitres

  卐

  2024-07-05 21:52

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  Good dog.

  The goats: "Odin is with us!"

  2024-07-03 22:51

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  Idc it's still a rock

  Mythical to my TD as_the to mm m

  2024-06-29 09:39

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  Drives a Mopar, I'm guessing a Creaseler LeBaron.

  My grandpa used to wear those pants, and he drove a 1987 Chrysler LeBaron until the day he died. Pleasant memories, thanks OP

  2024-06-25 18:31

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  The neo nasiz

  Okay, but by your own logic, how can I even go about violence against a keyboard warrior? I can't, right? Not the discussion we are having.

  2024-06-23 09:06

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  The neo nasiz

  I appreciate the point you are trying to make. But, sometimes violence is the answer. If a stranger says he's gonna rape my wife, I'm gonna make it impossible for him to do so. Don't say things you don't mean. And if he meant it, he deserved it.

  2024-06-23 06:48

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  The neo nasiz

  Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences. Just because you CAN say something doesn't mean you should.

  2024-06-22 21:09

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  Will

  Get Hard

  2024-06-17 15:14

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  True

  He had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

  2024-06-16 20:28

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  What did I miss in 7 hours???

  @title Bots, you missed bots.

  2024-06-14 14:50

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  join da club

  

  2024-06-06 19:54

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  Doctor who gets lowest viewing figures in history

  I don't know, could there be?

  2024-05-17 08:08

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  honestly you get the best sleep afterwards

  A firework went off in my neighborhood as the head turned and that scared the fuck out of me

  2024-05-16 20:14

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  Mental illness

  Congratulations, you played yourself.

  2024-05-16 19:23

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  like the shops in gta

  

  2024-05-16 11:21

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  like the shops in gta

  It was a bunch of idiots coming in spending $35 a hat (or more, if they got it custom) because it matches their outfit/shoes to go out that night.

  2024-05-16 11:17

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  like the shops in gta

  As someone who worked at Lids, I needed to sell 8 hats a day with 1 of them being custom embroidered to pay the rent. Didn't really do it M-Thurs but Fri-Sun made up for it. This was back in 2007, though.

  2024-05-16 10:57

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  Part 1:

  Or beasts, yes.

  2024-05-11 12:46

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  The shire is heaven

  I wanted the bottom panel as a child, too

  2024-05-07 19:39

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  Sentinel Island attire

  Imagine tripping and falling in that suit

  2024-05-06 10:38

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  In you face

  You don't?

  2024-05-03 20:34

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  Please

  I believe this was meant for the meme before?

  2024-05-03 19:43

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  The kids are allright

  Even I couldn't tell you, honestly.

  2024-05-03 19:06

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  I guess it’s 5 in1 hair, face, body, laundry and dish

  Dawn dish soap. If it's good enough to clean ducks, it's good enough to clean me

  2024-04-29 21:14

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  Grasshopper mouse screams his success haha

  Night on Earth, documentary on Netflix

  2024-04-22 20:47

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  wow

  Google charged my uncle's car dealership upwards of $400 for every "lead" generated from them. So any time you accessed a vehicle on his website from Google and gave your information or asked for more information about a vehicle, they charged him.

  2024-04-22 19:22

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  Oldest, middle and youngest child

  I'm the youngest, but the firstborn son. So I still have the pressure to succeed. Joy

  2024-04-03 09:52

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  Tit*e

  If you can see into the holes on top, it's facing the right way

  2024-03-18 23:11

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  Sweatshop owner

  You said "take 100 more to the 400" What's 100 + 400? Is it.. 500 total? And is 100/500 equal to 1/5? Yes? Dumbass.

  2024-03-13 20:49

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  Unexpected good job

  I really enjoy the reach truck. We just got new ones that have cameras at fork level for when we go up past the 2nd level. Plus, I'm on P1 and it's the fastest machine we have

  2024-03-12 22:31

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  Alcoholism

  Thirsty

  2024-03-08 07:20

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  Makes me laugh everytime

  Looked it up, they're the same species and used interchangeably. Maybe it's based on location? I'm East coast of US.

  2024-02-27 16:12

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  Makes me laugh everytime

  Is that a bristlenose pleco?

  2024-02-27 11:25

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  AT&T outage meme

  I have AT&T, but nobody messages me anyway so I wouldn't notice

  2024-02-22 21:34

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  Insanely hot metal ingots being served in water. Water tu...

  Lol. As a graduate, I am also sure about what I said. Agree to disagree, have a wonderful day.

  2024-02-20 11:23

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  Insanely hot metal ingots being served in water. Water tu...

  https://www.khanacademy.org/science/ap-biology/chemistry-of-life/structure-of-water-and-hydrogen-bonding/a/specific-heat-heat-of-vaporization-and-freezing-of-water#:~:text=When%20the%20heat%20is%20raised,into%20the%20air%20as%20gas.

  2024-02-20 09:19

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  Insanely hot metal ingots being served in water. Water tu...

  I see now that you are trolling me. Or at least, I hope so. If not, look up what "evaporation" is. Enjoy the knowledge, brother!

  2024-02-20 08:27

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  Insanely hot metal ingots being served in water. Water tu...

  What are you talking about? Hydrogen bonds in (liquid) water constantly break themselves as they are in motion. The introduced heat having them bounce around makes the bonds even easier to break. This is how steam is made, sir.

  2024-02-20 08:02

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  Insanely hot metal ingots being served in water. Water tu...

  Pure hydrogen burns blue, yes. But the impurities in the air must be taken into account as well. It is not burning in pure lab conditions.

  2024-02-20 07:52

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  Insanely hot metal ingots being served in water. Water tu...

  My guess would be that the increased heat from the ingot being dropped into the water raised the kinetic energy. This would break the hydrogen bonds within the water, and as the hydrogen escaped, it caught fire, as hydrogen itself is flammable.

  2024-02-19 19:33

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  The lies we tell ourselves

  Lived in Utah in the mid-2000s and this was absolutely going on back then. Ask me how I know

  2024-01-29 20:09

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  Epic prank

  Mechanic: *removes harmonica* "That'll be $183.74"

  2024-01-22 21:29

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  goddamn youre old

  We have a 5¢ tax per plastic bag here, but, yes, most places still almost exclusively offer only the plastic option.

  2024-01-18 20:25

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  goddamn youre old

  I know I'm late to this, but the Harris Teeter near me still asks, "paper or plastic?"

  2024-01-18 20:19

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  Pinnochio

  Jonny Crickets! From the Pinocchio: Part 1 on YouTube

  2024-01-14 09:08

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  hmmm

  Once you have been read the answers, you can't answer randomly. The correct answer is blurting out your "final answer" before the choices have been read.

  2024-01-05 19:21

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  slutdragon...railed by lucifer fetish?

  Probably gonna get downvoted to hell for this, but the phrase is "You can't eat your cake and have it, too." You can have your cake, then eat it. Can't eat it, then have it.

  2023-12-19 21:57

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  Cool concept

  Who puts their lettuce underneath the patty of the burger?? Then it'll get all warm.

  2023-12-10 03:21

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  Never...

  Do y'all not have Alamo cinemas/draft houses? I can get pretty much anything I want to eat AND a beer with my movie.

  2023-12-07 19:11

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  Work

  

  2023-12-05 19:54

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  Work

  Damn, you can make it 10 minutes before asking this?

  2023-12-05 19:46

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  This triggers me

  Do not worry, brothers. My birthday is on International Women's Day (March 8th). They are still celebrating a man.

  2023-11-19 21:58

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  Subway meme

  FREEFL code on the app gets you buy one get one free almost every time. BOGOFL usually works the rest of the time. Long live $5 foot longs!!

  2023-11-15 18:52

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  *crickets in Farsi*

  I mean, you're the asshole for referring to women as "bitches" in my opinion, but not for the situation itself.

  2023-11-06 11:37

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  F*ck Joe Biden

  While I understand what you're saying, he does have the capacity to resign. By not doing so, he opens himself up to things of this nature.

  2023-11-06 11:24

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  -

  Nothing. But, she could have had a gift card for $25 and a total of $26.35.

  2023-10-28 11:41

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  Guuvvh

  Only good Commie is a dead one

  2023-10-08 21:02

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  Vghhjh

  We should be concerned with fixing what's within our own borders first. We're sending our children and billions of dollars overseas while we have cities with unsafe drinking water, a terrible education system, and failing infrastructure at home.

  2023-10-08 21:01

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  Rwweewwwwww

  Customer: "Why is this creme filled?"

  2023-09-30 22:11

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  wholesome delivery girl

  Chill bro it was just a prank

  2023-09-30 00:16

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  green

  For how many people claim to be Christian here, I'm disappointed in how well received this post is. "Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord." Romans 12:19

  2023-08-14 13:31

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  He said "No, mine!"

  Dang, haven't heard Cassie in a LONG time.

  2023-08-07 14:01

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  Candy store

  Is it just me, or is this not funny AND a terrible business idea? Being reminded of my dentist bill outside a sugar store certainly wouldn't cause me to buy candy, would have the opposite effect.

  2023-08-04 12:18

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  Giant penguin prank huaha

  The largest penguin recorded (afaik) was less than 7 feet tall. You gotta be some kinda special to believe a 15 foot tall penguin is roaming around

  2023-07-23 00:42

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  Gigachad doctors, maybe just realistic doctors

  I love doctors like this, we need more of them. My dad was diagnosed with prostate cancer, and his doctor said, "what's the point in treating it if you're going to die in 5 years from obesity complications anyway?" Then my dad lost 70 pounds.

  2023-06-15 09:42

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  Finally something good from Disney

  Commenting for.. reasons..

  2023-06-05 20:50

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  Landlord rights are human rights

  I don't know about this. I'm poor, and I grew up poor. I can directly link my actions in my teens and twenties to why I'm still that way. There's always a path out, it's just not the easy one everyone wants it to be.

  2023-06-05 09:34

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  dongs in a kia

  For me, it's Honda CR-V's. The worst drivers in my area all drive them. And Teslas. It's like a requirement for owning the vehicle

  2023-06-03 21:50

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  This is the way

  Found the vegan

  2023-05-04 07:49

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  Summery of an email I got.

  I was thinking the same thing

  2023-04-30 20:40

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  Summery of an email I got.

  451, I've been here too long

  2023-04-30 20:39

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  Don't say it ain't Kosher either

  The Quranic rule, which applies to all foods and not just the meat of animals, is to utter Allah's name before eating any food, making it halal, unless specifically prohibited, such as "lahm al-khinzeer", or flesh of the pig.

  2023-04-25 08:59

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  Don't say it ain't Kosher either

  There is no "correct way" to prepare meat in the Quran, nor is there a rule in the Quran that states that slaughtering is the only lawful method of killing an animal in the first place. (1/2)

  2023-04-25 08:56

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  Don't say it ain't Kosher either

  Okay, "Mr. Akchyually" Halal literally translates from Arabic to "permissible" or "lawful" in English and is not exclusive to meat. You're referring to a practice that makes meat halal, or.. lawful, to eat. Idiot

  2023-04-25 08:50

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