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  Pooh with Friends

  What

  2021-04-15 19:02

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  All the damn time

  Too real.

  2020-11-22 08:22

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  What's UPS with USPS FedExing from common sense?

  If you beg to differ, then beg.

  2018-08-30 12:31

  +5
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  Ñññ

  Oh boy, it's a shame about her sister though.

  2018-08-30 12:31

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  Facts

  Sometimes, who you can fuck is who you want to.

  2018-08-07 00:27

  +2
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  We miss the old days

  Makes me a veteran. I've wasted my life.

  2017-12-29 02:42

  +1
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  Lace me up homeslice

  Lace me up, homeslice.

  2017-11-29 13:38

  +7
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  damn electricity you scary

  Im the dead girl.

  2017-11-03 16:51

  +4
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  The truth!

  I appreciate your public education effort. This is a shit meme but good try.

  2017-10-29 15:01

  +82
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  Welp

  Classical guitar.

  2017-10-27 12:18

  -6
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  ohsnappidy doo

  I thought nigger

  2017-10-24 16:43

  +10
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  McDamn right

  Directions weren't clear, icecream machine broke

  2017-10-22 19:16

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  Why tho

  They were retarded the moment they made the choice.

  2017-10-20 11:14

  +32
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  meme

  Hello Vincent, my name is Raj

  2017-10-17 19:55

  +13
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  100 percent truth

  Life advice from Kennedy's AutoPro.

  2017-09-28 17:04

  +6
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  Meoarguments

  Man's no match for pussy.

  2017-09-12 13:00

  +16
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  Plankton has no

  Being bi only works if you're getting any.

  2017-09-08 13:25

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  But with drug dogs, they usually have handellers following them to find actual drugs. With bloodhounds, it's more of they smell a thing and go to where (or what) the scent leads them to.

  2017-09-06 22:33

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  .

  But it's not as gay as you'd think. So it's not as subhuman as you think. In fact, it might not be subhuman at all

  2017-09-04 05:09

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  How to end world hunger

  Isn't there a joke about "gorilla warfare" or "bees" to be made here?

  2017-08-25 04:33

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  All we're saying is give bad jokes about Roman numerals a...

  Buddy you fucked up

  2017-07-31 14:58

  +1
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  shoot me

  Why not beat their meat?

  2017-07-31 02:34

  +1
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  As a Texan, I am ready.

  You seem like the kind of person I'd LOVE to associate with. No homo.

  2017-07-31 02:29

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  Because the service more then just dogs

  Understandable, have a great meme.

  2017-07-31 02:27

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  lmao

  If things were really that easy maybe my parents would love me.

  2017-05-08 16:31

  +10
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  Special North Korea build

  Probably.

  2017-05-08 11:01

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  name

  I read that as bareback. Gay.

  2017-05-08 02:28

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  O H Y E A H

  This moistens me.

  2017-05-03 02:39

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  Tap out!!!

  That's how I wanna go.

  2017-04-04 14:00

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  That sweet pager

  Brown guy nice ass. Welp.

  2017-03-02 11:49

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  Kony 2012

  Why not the 4 batsmen?

  2017-03-02 01:24

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  Down and birdy

  Howdy

  2017-02-02 12:16

  +8
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  Bad bad bad

  Buddy, Magneto is Jewish. He wouldn't support Trump.

  2017-01-22 14:28

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  Test

  Everyone loves Grif.

  2016-07-16 18:42

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  guitar v guitar

  That's why you learn to play both and spend your time so engrossed in modes and scale patterns you skip the chicks. Totally not speaking from experience.

  2016-04-25 04:00

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  Kakashi is like I'll kill you like I did rin

  But that begs the question. At this point Toby is alive. Doesn't he count as a living uchiha? Does that mean kakashi does, indeed give a fuck?

  2016-03-24 16:12

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  no chocolate it would suck to be names hitter

  What we have here is a basic philosophical dilemma. Is it preferable to change ones name to that of an infamous fascist dictator who killed millions, or to never be allowed to consume one of the world's most pleasurable sweets again?

  2016-01-16 20:32

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  Bat boobies

  Penis

  2016-01-05 15:01

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  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  That's... actually a smart idea. No voting, no nonsense. Just nonsense.

  2016-01-05 15:01

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  Ad Victoriam

  It's just a fallout 4 screenshot. What's so funny?

  2015-12-28 03:52

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  Does anyone know about no man's sky?

  What the fuck is a corvega?

  2015-12-26 15:12

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  Screw this

  You mean everyday?

  2015-07-19 16:32

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  Walruses Brig

  I've seen this more times than I've seen my parents, and I live with them, but I still have no clue what a Tupperware party is.

  2015-07-18 02:24

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  Still hasn't caught them all

  If Naruto married Hinata, does that mean both his kids can use the byakugon? Why doesn't his son have the messed up eyes?

  2015-07-15 20:34

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  It says cabbage

  I play oboe, but only because I hate myself and I hate the rest of the band.

  2015-06-19 18:14

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  ิ

  Meanwhile, I have a heart attack missing the last step on the stairs.

  2015-06-14 15:01

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  ...

  A+ research. Can I cite your sources?

  2015-06-09 16:13

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  Police ...

  Maybe it was a robot victim.

  2015-05-31 19:01

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  Frozen who?

  I think let it go is the wrong thing to say.

  2015-05-31 19:00

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  Seriously, Ernie..

  Ernie you fucking shit.

  2015-05-31 01:32

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  Like bae answer me

  Fucking Pepe strikes again.

  2015-05-30 01:01

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  have you ever done this

  That cat is all like "The fuck you want "

  2015-05-15 17:34

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  .

  Well, that escalated quickly.

  2015-05-05 17:05

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  BYE BOYS!

  -high quality. The US is more about personal freedoms so the taxes are lower. They don't have the money for those kinds of lunches.

  2015-04-19 15:11

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  BYE BOYS!

  Don't blame the US for it. Blame state governors. I'm a Canadian but we learned about this in one of my classes. Sweden and other European countries have really high personal tax rates (45% and higher) so nearly all of their public services are free and-

  2015-04-19 15:10

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  Yell

  PE was an existential void. 6/10

  2015-04-13 13:35

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  Anal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  You okay there, bud?

  2015-04-13 13:33

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  True

  Canadian plastic bills don't crumple. They just kinda fold up then unfold just as easy.

  2015-04-12 03:07

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  .

  Real... Shitty situation

  2015-04-08 17:31

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  FEEL THE BURN

  Training to make you all the food.

  2015-03-29 17:31

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  Ewwww

  That's nasty.

  2015-03-25 03:03

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  achievement unlocked

  Yank that.

  2015-03-09 16:33

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  .

  Ya know, because she's sexist.

  2015-03-08 16:01

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  .

  Can we just agree that all feminazis are bad people?

  2015-03-08 16:01

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  Favorite anime

  Triple kill

  2015-03-05 13:39

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  I love bobs burgers

  I feel like that's the kind of parent I'll end up as.

  2015-03-04 03:33

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  I steal all the cabbage.

  Because that would make too much sense.

  2015-02-28 16:32

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  Hhhh

  Even dogs look better than I do.

  2015-02-20 19:33

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  Dogs or cats

  Close enough

  2015-02-18 23:31

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  Omg..

  How many people jump off and into the water?

  2015-02-18 23:30

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  is it ash?

  Looks about right.

  2015-02-17 12:01

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  I'd bet hitler fuck us for a chocolate bar

  The one time its acceptable to say that.

  2015-02-10 02:08

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  These were the best

  I still have a pair. Probably because my parents are too cheap to buy me new ones.

  2015-02-10 02:08

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  Canada eh?

  Its actually "Peace, order, and good government." I'm shocked. Not even great government.

  2015-02-10 02:01

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  GTA V logic

  Game logic says that soda recovers HP but broken bottles kill enemies. What's more important?

  2015-02-07 21:14

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  Cats

  I never knew a cat could trust a person that much.

  2015-02-07 21:12

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  Hahahahaha ouch

  I guess she's speaking from experience.

  2015-02-06 22:13

  +150
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  Best show ever

  I guess she catfishes well.

  2015-02-06 20:08

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  When I saw it

  I thought he hid under boxes. No dog ears.

  2015-01-31 13:02

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  Wat

  There's still gonna be fecal matter on it if he used it in his ass.

  2015-01-25 17:37

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  Yo vive en el vagína

  I'm not gonna lie. Straight up napping seems pretty awesome.

  2015-01-25 17:37

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  .-.

  Shits about to get real.

  2015-01-24 01:43

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  google teen snails doing drugs was not disappoint

  Too bad we aren't giant slug people. I guess we'll have to estimate the effects with cocaine, because we keep that in boxes.

  2015-01-21 01:01

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  wasted time

  I'm not OP, but this just happened to me today. 1 year and 12 days, just ended today.

  2015-01-05 21:36

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  Fils de chien

  Title means "sons of bitches" (sons of dogs literally. He tried. Its "Fils des chiennes")

  2015-01-05 21:09

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  Side chicks

  For a second I didn't see the guy behind the pole. I guess that was the point.

  2015-01-04 18:04

  +14
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  The ultimate betrayal

  Even the cake has a better correction option than Bing.

  2015-01-04 18:03

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  Well it kinda works

  The natural scent of high school boys locker rooms after 8th grade p.e. classes.

  2015-01-04 18:02

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  I can't pronounce this and I speak finnish

  क्या के रहे हो ?

  2015-01-01 15:03

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  Poor Christmas birthdays.

  My birthday is in the middle of summer. All of my friends are vacationing

  2014-12-31 16:32

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  Hahahaha death is hilarious

  There's nothing there

  2014-12-31 15:43

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  :) Say yes to drugs.

  Was that completely necessary?

  2014-12-30 01:42

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  Just because you go on play club penguin w/o permisssion ...

  Is it trying to communicate with us?

  2014-12-29 21:33

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  Full credit to copperchunk

  Why a dolphin as a mascot? They're known to rape each other to assert dominance.

  2014-12-29 12:34

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  Lol

  Smooth.

  2014-12-27 20:33

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  N7

  :grumpycat: :grumpycat: :grumpycat: :grumpycat:

  2014-12-26 12:24

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  Dem feels ;_;

  Its a ship between Korra, the avatar, and her best female friend, Asami.

  2014-12-23 12:15

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  Guess who is getting married to Deadpool

  Is it me?

  2014-12-22 20:02

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  Back in the days of the the "swaggots"

  DAVID8624 was my inspiration to get to the top 100. And as of this point, I'm in the top 400. Won't let you down, Dave

  2014-12-21 17:41

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  Oh zach

  She was a really popular girl and I think she was a cheer leader? Its a shame she went to that party and snorted that one marijuana.

  2014-12-21 17:29

  +10