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  bakeies

  They stopped with the whole veggie monster thing?

  2014-09-08 02:42

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  ask both mothers simultaneously

  My friend has lesbian parents. He calls them mom and mother

  2014-09-06 22:07

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  Cute

  It was like Obama. If you didn't vote for him you were racist.

  2014-09-03 03:47

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  By Izuru

  Oh, I guess I remember my facts wrong then! Thanks for the info!

  2014-09-03 03:40

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  Wow

  Step one: stay clean for a month Step two: apply Steps three: pass test Step four: blaze it

  2014-09-02 19:36

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  Looks like they are gettin jealous...

  It's an encrypted browser that uses proxy settings. It gives you a different ip

  2014-09-02 17:06

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  Mother of Combos...

  The best card to play in almost any situation: "Bitches"

  2014-09-02 09:43

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  By Izuru

  Additional fun fact, Bobby Pickett, the man behind monster mash, had a great impersonation of Boris, coming to earn him the nickname of Bobby "Boris" Pickett. If it weren't for Karloff, the monster mash would have never taken off

  2014-08-31 21:38

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  By Izuru

  I'm pretty sure he was nosferatu

  2014-08-31 21:37

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  Do you like me?

  I don't care if these are fake, that was great

  2014-08-29 18:06

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  well then...

  This has never happened to me before!

  2014-08-29 18:01

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  watch

  Flava flav, is that you?

  2014-08-27 18:28

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  School

  What of they don't have a phone?

  2014-08-21 19:05

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  The Real World

  What is that colorful place?

  2014-08-21 19:04

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  cool shirt

  I thought it was jizz at first

  2014-08-21 19:01

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  Peter Tyson

  &@ blackscienceman: not when you could be studying astronomy. Chris, you too could become an astrophycist

  2014-08-19 01:36

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  A nice steal :D

  I found will in some good, good shit

  2014-08-19 01:31

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  US map

  Don't feed the troll...

  2014-08-19 01:27

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  US map

  I just noticed there's two "?". I was like cheese? What does cheese have to do with the desert?

  2014-08-19 01:25

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  This will definitely get me an A

  Not to mention the fact that the texts have no file size

  2014-08-19 01:13

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  This will definitely get me an A

  What was in it?

  2014-08-19 01:13

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  ...

  Goon was better. He may have been a racist ass hole but at least he had a good comment every now and then

  2014-08-19 01:05

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  Follow for more memes and shit

  Don't you think it would sound a little funny if we called our citizens United states of American or USAians?

  2014-08-18 03:04

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  Follow for more memes and shit

  The U.S. is in North America... We call our selves America as an abbreviation of the United States of America.

  2014-08-17 22:30

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  exactly

  It can too be a choice you could be very straight and then one day decide you want a dick up your ass. Just cause some people feel that way from birth doesn't mean it Can't be a decision

  2014-08-17 03:21

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  My god

  I might be wrong, but generally I think albinism affects eye color too. Like albino bunnies have red eyes

  2014-08-15 03:43

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  rgrruru trrgg

  District 9: the movie that was originally going to be halo but through development was changed

  2014-08-13 02:05

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  oh gawd

  All though these are sometimes funny, they're never as funny as in person. Keep that in mind when posting these

  2014-08-10 20:39

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  Well then.....

  But he will need it on life support?

  2014-08-08 00:23

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  Got this today

  

  2014-08-05 14:15

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  Does it taste like tears and sadness?

  It's a flavour for a man with a blue corvette and everything he owns us blue, just like him

  2014-08-01 19:30

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  Who doesn't love Bender.

  ^in it?

  2014-07-29 01:37

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  Germany

  ^If so I'd say he's pretty mentally capable

  2014-07-28 19:35

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  title loves you all

  Don't you think this is a little distasteful?

  2014-07-28 19:33

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  'Murica

  They're big here? I mean, yeah I've seen some, but a lot are pretty narrow

  2014-07-28 19:32

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  See? Told you

  Title, what did you tell me?

  2014-07-28 19:31

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  i want to!!!!!!!

  These are famous in Arizona, they're called Sonoran hot dogs. Look it up

  2014-07-24 16:24

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  title is there for you

  ^^as a gymnast, I can say no. For a handstand, or in this case a shoulder stand, a spot pretty much holds you up completely

  2014-07-23 12:21

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  Pun pun pun pun punnnnnnn

  ^but you have a dark side and girls love dark and mysterious guys

  2014-07-22 01:04

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  Hi, be my friend.

  @title,

  2014-07-19 18:43

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  so Jaden smith wrote my fortune...

  Back in my day, fortune cookies predicted your future

  2014-07-19 18:41

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  sweet irony

  I don't want to get deep.. But maybe he's trying to kill himself because of the poor quality of Brazils favelas (sorry if that's not right) but the rope was poor quality too so it snapped. Or I'm completely wrong

  2014-07-16 11:44

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  .....................................

  

  2014-07-16 11:41

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  Not bad second comment is a pokemon

  Plot twist, she was asking because she actually hates pokemon

  2014-07-15 15:02

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  seems like fun.

  If it fires at 150 mph, shouldn't it go a little further than 100 feet?

  2014-07-14 18:36

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  Married

  ^^ and ^ I'm with you guys

  2014-07-14 17:58

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  This is regret

  Hints* ^

  2014-07-14 00:38

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  This is regret

  Step one: make password hint "hunts are for suckers" Step two: take screenshot of hint (no need to actually forget password) Step three: "maximum regrets" Step four: $$$

  2014-07-14 00:37

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  Mario had a gun???

  ^^(w)hat

  2014-07-11 13:24

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  .

  ^^nah man, it's a harsh new gang symbol

  2014-07-10 12:34

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  I need a love like this!

  ^^,^^^, ^^^^ I've given my best effort to help you, but you may be completely screwed, friend. Good luck.

  2014-07-03 16:35

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  I think my phone is broken

  @title,

  2014-07-03 16:34

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  what if they were at the party, but told everyone they we...

  All are great except the last one, it seems off

  2014-07-02 13:55

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  Solid sales technique

  There's an apartment /office complex here in tucson with that sign outside

  2014-06-30 00:29

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  my life - full of this....

  But that's hunting equipment? It's not like we go on a computer then get killed

  2014-06-27 19:35

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  Google

  Good guy Google

  2014-06-26 15:02

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  Albino whale

  Not just that, but one of the few whales on earth in general

  2014-06-26 13:56

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  Kanye ftw

  I watched the video and I actually kinda feel bad for him. Sure he's a jackass, but when Leno asked him what his mother would say you could see him realize how bad he's getting

  2014-06-26 06:07

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  oh

  "dear Ms Karen, I'm sorry that you fell off your bike" for those not understanding what the kid meant

  2014-06-26 02:12

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  sub to me and I most likely not give a sub back

  @title at least you're honest

  2014-06-25 16:26

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  .

  Woah, that unicorn is trippy

  2014-06-24 18:02

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  meh

  I've never had an old person ride my ass. They're the ones usually going ten under

  2014-06-24 18:01

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  dat engliz

  For my writing 101 final we had to write a short story, so naturally I wrote one about torture and murder

  2014-06-21 13:41

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  Das scary

  I donated blood yesterday so the look of it is fresh in my mind. That's too light to be blood, blood is a darker red

  2014-06-21 13:28

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  Merica

  Bullets are not cheap, that must be really expensive. Not to mention he's mixing bullets, that's going to be a pain to sort out.

  2014-06-21 01:40

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  Nailed it. (Yes, also *If you know what I mean*)

  Why would you want to bang you pinkie toe? I think "I'd rather bang you on every piece of furniture" would have been better

  2014-06-15 20:44

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  Uhh

  Is that apostrophe supposed to be a comma?

  2014-06-14 19:20

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  need for the zombie apoc

  ^^^^that's about 75 feet. On the same note, 1.2 meters is like 4 feet wide. That's not a lot.

  2014-06-14 12:03

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  ... Meanwhile i am just here masturblazing

  ^^if it's not you're original content, it's a repost buddy

  2014-06-09 16:48

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  Italy!

  I don't understand?

  2014-06-09 10:31

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  Lazy lay lay zz

  That's only about a page. That's not that bad

  2014-06-08 17:52

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  hooooooooo

  -the ones making money off of it

  2014-06-08 12:44

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  hooooooooo

  This took me longer to understand than it should have. Basically, we donate clothes to be recycled, but only 75% are. The rest are sold on the street at an insane price. What I still don't understand is how this "crushes" the textile industry when they're-

  2014-06-08 12:44

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  it never expires

  It does, however, crystallize. If you microwave it though, it will melt and be good to go again

  2014-06-08 12:36

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  genius

  Water doesn't always keep form when thrown, it usually breaks apart in to smaller sections. By the time it hits the fire, it won't be one piece anymore, so it won't conduct the electricy back to the man

  2014-06-06 19:13

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  k€$ha

  This 8crap is pure shit. It's not even funny.

  2014-06-06 16:33

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  Happy national doughnut day!

  Oh, that's bad funny, but bad

  2014-06-06 16:33

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  try it

  What's wrong with liking techno?

  2014-06-06 16:18

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  Those feels......

  @lol, they stole it from the house

  2014-06-06 02:04

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  the #1 browser to download a new browser!

  Internet Explorer really isn't all that bad. It's infamy is overhyped. It can get the job done when you need it to, really. ^it's a repost, it's not original

  2014-06-06 02:00

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  Comment your desired Mutant powers

  @title I can make my dick grow from 2 inches to 2 1/2. Girls always tell me that's super

  2014-06-05 10:58

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  Lmao bruhh

  ^^^^more like hair 404

  2014-06-05 10:50

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  hoes be like

  I'm sorry, but if you have a side bitch, fuck you. Whatever happened to actually rrspecting a relationship?

  2014-06-05 10:33

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  Aye !

  I always read aye as like aye aye captain not like aye, how you doin

  2014-06-04 16:52

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  Tumbler <3

  @title,if you love tumblr so much, why don't you just stay on that instead of reposting it here?

  2014-06-04 02:37

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  Disney Star Wars

  Disney isn't all princess movies, they have made great action movies before

  2014-06-04 02:35

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  not sure if jailbait or just asian [._. ]

  Those hash tags

  2014-06-04 00:19

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  ik it's a repost, but its still hilarious

  Wouldn't it be slang is slang for shortened language? You wouldn't shorten what you're explaining? Unless I'm completely misunderstanding because yo dawg

  2014-06-03 02:33

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  I like the way the old Indian chief thinks

  Why does he still have such a hard time speaking English after 90 years?

  2014-06-02 19:13

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  Problem??

  Yeah, until they get arrested for impeding traffic

  2014-06-02 16:42

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  for real tho

  He put @master or something like that, you don't need to count

  2014-06-02 16:32

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  #NO

  I thought a selfie was any photo you take of yourself? Others can be in it but as long as the camera is in one of your hands, right?

  2014-06-01 15:04

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  Haha

  if only the puma had a grin!

  2014-05-30 00:30

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  ✌️

  Ookay used one of these for the cover of his album

  2014-05-29 04:25

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  Freedom!

  ^I'm pretty sure it's fake. And even if it's not, it's still a pretty old repost

  2014-05-28 17:02

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  Coupons

  It's not a paradox he says can get then changes to can win

  2014-05-27 04:48

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  There is no right or wrong, only SCIENCE!

  Birds with arms

  2014-05-24 12:34

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  Ha!

  I don't get it, it's just a picture of three flamingos

  2014-05-24 12:32

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  school , summer

  I fucking hate Emojis.

  2014-05-24 12:31

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  who is this?

  Well there are only so many variations of those last three digits, I bet we could figure out his phone number

  2014-05-24 02:59

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