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  vhsdgg

  say it.....say it...... Mr. Beefy...... aaaannnndddd i love you

  2012-06-05 05:34

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  Not Even Once

  sigh my house has never been as clean as in my meth days still had to give it up

  2012-06-03 04:15

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  fuck that

  nah this is just how Al felt when they cancelled Pyscho Dad bc women whined about it

  2012-06-03 04:11

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  :O

  just wait til your older then tell dad thanks bc you really like getting spanked now

  2012-06-03 04:09

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  9/11

  ^ got your back every religion, country....really every large group has extremist and people can be capable of horrible things but most people just want a scapegoat, something to unite against so they feel they're doing something. sadly nothing will ever be fair in the world bc everyone wants to be right.

  2012-06-03 04:06

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  wtf?

  ^ same junk happens to me as an adult, idiots don't change with age i'm afraid

  2012-06-03 02:51

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  Play DOH!

  buy a toy, use your fingers, phone a friend.... stop sticking kiddie toys up there

  2012-06-03 02:48

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  Two types of orgasms

  girls be responsible for your own take a magic bullet to bed. you're sure to finish and most guys like the vibe it produces while they do their thing.

  2012-06-03 02:44

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  Mexican food

  grab a bag, we're moving

  2012-06-03 02:41

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  come on guys

  sorry for the mouse!?! are you serious? then those poor snakes would starve.

  2012-06-03 02:40

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  fucking luck

  i didn't knock you up..... so it's your problem not mine

  2012-06-03 02:37

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  Deer

  i swear just reading this dropped my IQ 5 points

  2012-06-03 02:33

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  What

  ^don't feel bad all the stupidity floating around gives me a headache too

  2012-06-03 02:31

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  Snooki joke

  i begged and pleaded "kill it before it breeds" no one listened now the world will end

  2012-06-03 02:02

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  Light

  i quit smoking but at least i don't cry and bitch about people who do i control my home and car so there's no smoking there but i have the good sense to know other people have rights in public..... if you don't like it walk the hell off

  2012-06-03 01:56

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  Troll dad in the delivery room.

  "no way dad it was the reverse cowgirl that did this"

  2012-06-03 01:50

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  Facebook surprise

  if you post something online you shouldn't expect privacy that's why divorce lawyers love facebook it can and will be used against you

  2012-06-03 01:48

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  What does that even mean?

  you can sit in my lap and take the stick if you want

  2012-06-03 01:45

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  my guys people always freaked out bc he would forget to mention i drove a dark crown vic

  2012-06-03 01:41

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  not sure

  little bit of both

  2012-06-03 01:37

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  Hipster Hannibal

  he bit a cheek once, he was awesome enough to drug a guy and make him peel off his own face and feed it to dogs

  2012-06-03 01:28

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  .

  Used to love when my dad would do this stuff if a guy could roll with it and crack my dad up i knew he was worth dating

  2012-06-03 01:26

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  Wazzzup.

  "Bunny's house of hookers, we got more hoes than Lowes" my boss hates this, probably bc i work there

  2012-06-03 01:22

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  free him

  K-Far--- please do not fuss about commas while using the wrong word in your sentence

  2012-06-03 01:14

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  WTF?!

  more like a guy's ass very muscular most fems will be a bit fattier giving you great padding plus a nice bounce and sway

  2012-06-03 00:44

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  z

  ^ actually i just use about 1500 text

  2012-06-02 05:22

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  He will go far...

  ^ wow i didn't know it was so hard to enlarge an image

  2012-06-02 05:20

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  Cashier Adventures, Chapter 2: My First Present *tear jer...

  you are a true gentleman i hope karma is kind to you. and for those who think a lap isn't abuse.... i thank my parents now for my whippings but never would they have slapped my face and if this nutjob does that in public imagine what she's like in private.

  2012-06-01 05:47

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  He will go far...

  i've lost all hope for humanity when something so simple needs to be explained......it's your brain use it!!!!

  2012-06-01 05:40

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  hahaha got a $300 pug with papers totally free you just need the right people

  2012-06-01 05:38

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  z

  not all chicks are phone hogs my man uses around 400 min a month (bc he's a mommy's boy) and i never break 20 min

  2012-06-01 05:36

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  nikki minaj

  ^ preach it !!!!!! i'm a sucker for classical, for opera, and even a little old country but there is a special place in my heart for metal.

  2012-06-01 05:33

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  mario

  @BurninTaco bc it was outside in nature and despite popular belief that turtles are found in nightclubs and some hotels they are actually found in nature

  2012-06-01 05:29

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  No.

  ^ good move i wish my husband were more like that most of his coworkers have seen far more of me than i'd like. i wondered why they smiled every time i stopped by

  2012-06-01 05:25

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  z

  that moment when your dad (not knowing about the job) walks through the door with a fist full of $2 bills

  2012-06-01 05:21

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  bacon

  bacon is wonderful and your little comic has shamed bacon.....how dare you

  2012-06-01 05:18

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  meme

  what if poor hulk was still hung normally?

  2012-06-01 05:16

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  shadow

  i love art lol

  2012-06-01 05:14

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  witdefuuu

  well played mother

  2012-06-01 05:12

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  h

  i don't have to give up all my dreams just because she got herself knocked up good luck other dude

  2012-06-01 05:09

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  this bitch..

  in my day the best ones started "okay so we'd been drinking all morning"

  2012-06-01 05:05

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  troll typo

  well i know what every comment will be about

  2012-06-01 05:03

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  thérapie

  ^ aha..... aha.... tell me are you attracted to your cousins

  2012-06-01 05:00

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  lol

  @aussiemexiciankiller.... when you explain something so simple you suck all the joy out of it

  2012-06-01 04:58

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  gym coach

  don't worry about it unless he was touching your kid then you have a real problem

  2012-06-01 04:56

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  Hooters

  my buddy's a cook there the girls love him....they think he's sweet....they ssssoooo don't know him well

  2012-06-01 04:55

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  Beer opener

  did it now i have a real skill lol

  2012-06-01 04:53

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  nds

  bless this teacher and screw the parents who weren't nice enough to feed the child right or at least say hey son your tits are getting bigger than your moms

  2012-05-31 11:20

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  BTTF

  Gaffigan had the answer "if you put bit of bacon on a strip of bacon you could probablt travel back in time"

  2012-05-31 11:17

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  ash ball

  hahahahaha those are the wrong balls i believe

  2012-05-31 11:10

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  smart

  took a hammer to my iphone when i got my android best move ever

  2012-05-31 11:07

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  Troll Teacher

  never admit guilt....ever

  2012-05-31 11:05

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  jwpg

  damn catch 22s

  2012-05-31 11:03

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  screen

  same reason you're staring at that shit when mom walks in

  2012-05-31 11:03

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  genius

  um.... wow.....really

  2012-05-31 11:01

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  ?

  you have no idea what sick acts were done in the making of your parents

  2012-05-31 11:00

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  interest

  my man found his solution he gives me his head set and i proceed to make little kids cry.... before people get mad i don't them stupid i just point it out.

  2012-05-31 10:59

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  Too pro

  ^ sorry dude but i wouldn't claim this if i were you it kinda sucked

  2012-05-31 10:55

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  philosophy Jesus

  ^ were you dropped on your head a lot?

  2012-05-31 10:54

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  jeeesuuuus

  lol remember christians you are being watched.....even when you're alone does that make him a perv

  2012-05-31 10:48

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  crash

  old ass joke dude

  2012-05-29 01:36

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  Hgggg

  why say anything years ago a teacher did this to a guy in my class and we all watched as he walked up and pissed in her trashcan

  2012-05-28 00:17

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  song

  every night at work i suffer with this

  2012-05-27 21:37

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  lol

  there was a catch.... you had to buy a pretty pattie

  2012-05-27 21:36

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  stupidity

  ^ Dig up George Carlin's dead body and whine to him it's his material.

  2012-05-27 21:30

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  LOL

  we all taste like chicken if cooked right so it's all good

  2012-05-27 09:12

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  dayum

  it's not a real condom it's for transporting the body without making a mess after he kills her

  2012-05-27 09:06

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  Spongebob

  "um you're beautiful"

  2012-05-27 09:04

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  HJ

  my husband thanks you silly little toy for making his wife so "handy" to have around

  2012-05-27 09:03

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  sign

  ^ as long as they're killing their own for once let em have their fun

  2012-05-27 07:27

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  what?!

  beer should never be the answer..... jager should be the answer

  2012-05-26 17:10

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  key

  wow someone's parents should be arrested poor kid would kill himself if he could find a knife that would go deep enough

  2012-05-26 17:09

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  men and doctors

  you just hope it's his finger. antone else hearing banjos

  2012-05-26 17:05

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  666

  and god so loved the facebook he sent his only post and all those who do not liketh the post shall burn in hell amen

  2012-05-26 17:00

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  twich music

  remind that bitch who's driving

  2012-05-26 16:57

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  Spiders

  i had enough problems learning the average person eats 7 spiders a year in their sleep.....now this..... i will never sleep again.

  2012-05-26 16:56

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  Anne Frank

  jew should watch what you say jew know how easily people get fired up

  2012-05-26 16:54

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  girlfriend win

  geez just find a chick that likes xbox the hubby and i consider it our quality time

  2012-05-26 16:51

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  HERPES

  wow this is just like a stand up routine from the 80s believe it was jim carey

  2012-05-26 16:48

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  sl

  so beautiful, so true

  2012-05-26 16:46

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  Deal Breaker

  to my fellow girls out there sex is not love it's fun keep it that way and it'll stay fun

  2012-05-26 16:45

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  meme

  a gave a fuck once but i took it back in the divorce

  2012-05-26 16:42

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  cerfew rage

  here's a wild idea keep the room clean then your mom can't say shit, you're happy, she's happy

  2012-05-26 16:38

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  Mcderps

  anyone who's worked fast food would know them washing their hands is only of the worries...... i've seen some sick stuff

  2012-05-26 04:47

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  oh you

  do you guys really not get it or are you confused too

  2012-05-26 04:43

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  ha

  ^ they tend to frown upon people operating their vehical from the roof

  2012-05-26 04:41

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  no kids!

  guys who'd think this is why a lot of women just get abortions

  2012-05-26 04:36

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  troll

  drink til it sounds good

  2012-05-26 01:03

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  now kiss

  every guys fantasy.....to have two dissapointed women instead of one

  2012-05-26 01:00

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  U no pass

  poor guy looks "tired"

  2012-05-26 00:58

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  ALIENS

  i'd believe in aliens as easily as i'd believe in a zombie carpenter who will take me to a magic place if i'm a good little fool

  2012-05-26 00:56

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  brace yourselves

  i'm happy any of the kids can even read these days.

  2012-05-26 00:48

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  womens rights

  call me crazy but i've been in abusive relationships and i not only find this funny i agree with it. if you have the balls to hit your man then you started it.

  2012-05-18 05:51

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  keep pig warm

  that'll do pig..... that'll do

  2012-05-18 05:48

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  Abortion Clinic

  hahaha thumbs up just for having the balls to post this

  2012-05-15 10:35

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  Jesus was here

  wow.... jesus was a drunk

  2012-05-15 02:36

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  forever alone

  who lives in a pineapple under the sea!!!!!!!!

  2012-05-15 02:36

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  Brian

  difficult to say....meme is used correctly but that doesn't make it funny

  2012-05-15 02:34

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  My ride!!

  from the looks of this the other ride isn't your mom it's your dad

  2012-05-15 02:33

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  lol

  this was sssssooooo funny.....the first 3 times i saw it

  2012-05-12 10:41

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