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  Why? BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN. thoughts?

  Batman would win a fight with superman if he had time to prepare. If superman attacked at random, batman wouldn't stand a chance.

  2015-05-26 18:40

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  Hipsters...

  I don't want their terrible music to go commercial.

  2015-03-21 16:18

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  Comment "25" for important news

  "Hey Patrick, wanna hear something funnier than 24"... "25"

  2015-03-08 23:25

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  ิ

  They all probably do shit like this.

  2015-03-07 18:34

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  lol

  Why are you teaching when I'm talking?

  2015-02-20 17:12

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  Happened to me so many times

  Always happens in the middle of the night when I'm trying to be quiet.

  2015-02-20 17:09

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  Are there anymore Godzillas besides me

  Not me.

  2015-01-09 23:21

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  last comment is batman

  I'm batman, you're batman, we're ALL batman.

  2014-08-18 19:59

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  Know that feel

  I've been so high I got motion sick and threw up.

  2014-07-29 02:48

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  Beard MAGIC:by boba

  ^similer

  2014-07-27 03:58

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  Beard MAGIC:by boba

  If I had the ability to grow a full beard like that, I would try to do something simile

  2014-07-27 03:57

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  dog owners be like

  

  2014-07-27 03:54

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  can we reach 100 comments?

  That's what's wrong with Society. There are so many groups that make it hard on hard working people, just trying to make a living. Everyone needs to help everyone, not just important people.

  2014-07-27 03:54

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  I wish I had a teacher like this

  Literally some school systems, that is why I don't like living in America some times.

  2014-07-27 03:47

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  and no fucks were given

  Embrace the pain and become the king.

  2014-07-27 03:45

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  Nicola Tesla is my hero!

  First comment though.

  2014-07-27 03:44

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  .......

  I can't even am agin how bad that would feel. And it is possible that it won't heal right and have a bent dick.

  2014-07-27 03:42

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  Took 2 )/0n

  GOD DAMNIT, chains have to continue FOREVER!

  2014-07-27 03:37

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  Day 3

  Bane needed a day of from kicking ass.

  2014-07-27 03:34

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  i call fudge on this one

  The next books in the series is "White Kids are Cool, Yellow Kids are Smart, and Interracial Kids are Abominations"

  2014-07-27 03:33

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  That face Has SeenThings

  "Back in my day, cats used to play with yarn, now all they do is listen to that crazy music and use nip."

  2014-07-27 03:29

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  good ol' days

  ^^that came out weird

  2014-07-27 03:26

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  good ol' days

  ^ what

  2014-07-27 03:26

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  good ol' days

  I donor believe the smithsonian

  2014-07-27 03:25

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  fuck iphones

  I've always wanted an android phone, but I get free iPhone and service with my job, so I have an iPhone.

  2014-07-27 03:23

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  ...

  Take only the first piece. it's amazing. Pay for the second piece just to get the high of drying your hands again. Your habit gets worse and worse. After years if use, you are found dead with 5 rolls of paper towels. Don't use paper towels, not even once.

  2014-07-27 03:20

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  no title

  Lightning to complement the thunder.

  2014-07-27 03:10

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  char :3

  Level 21

  2014-07-27 03:09

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  Superman or Batman?

  I feel batman and superman would be equal. Superman doesn't have proper fighting technique , he only has an average education, but he can fly and has other abilities. Batman is smart, he is trained to fight, and has money, so he can make equipment to protect him. Nether would win.

  2014-07-27 03:07

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  one does not simply pause an online game

  CAN'T FUCKING PAUSE!

  2014-07-27 03:00

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  got that invisible hoverboard

  Superman really changed after he moved to the hood.

  2014-07-27 02:58

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  does title really need to go

  What do you mean "Friends"?

  2014-07-27 02:56

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  lick my other sac

  I would never leave the tent.

  2014-07-27 02:55

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  Dawwwwww :'D

  Old people have two personalities. Fun and happy, or boring and angry about every thing. I just hope I end up like this,

  2014-07-27 02:53

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  A womens real weapon

  Whole new meaning to blowjob.

  2014-07-27 02:52

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  Aint no Canada like french Canada!

  I may be American, but I would rather be a Canadian. The United States have gone downhill, and Canada is doing just fine.

  2014-07-27 02:50

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  ---

  Still eat frosting.

  2014-07-27 02:47

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  fat chicks get no love

  Graffiti at it's finest.

  2014-07-27 02:46

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  Stay Clean Kids

  I mow and then smoke the grass.

  2014-07-27 02:45

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  Shopping hungry determines what I buy, and how much.

  2014-07-27 02:43

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  Nope

  Spiders inside are bad, but the spiders that stay outside prevent other nopes from getting in.

  2014-07-27 02:42

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  Perfect timing: by boba

  There is so much more to what goes on in our lives than we can see without special equipment.

  2014-07-27 02:40

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  Noice

  The Goo Lagoon exists!

  2014-07-27 02:37

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  Well played

  I feel I've seen this before?

  2014-07-27 02:36

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  icy baby

  ^SUPERANTISPYWARE. Great auto correct.

  2014-07-27 02:35

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  close enough

  He could hijack the enterprise with that disguise.

  2014-07-27 02:33

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  true story

  Best way to drink.

  2014-07-27 02:27

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  Yay for tweakers!

  Meth fucks you up. Worst possible drug choice, but people make their own decisions.

  2014-07-27 02:25

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  money money and money

  Trust me, I'm an engineer.

  2014-07-27 02:22

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  sims?

  Damn Japanese porn.

  2014-07-27 02:19

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  jajaj

  ^^ What the fuck man?

  2014-07-27 02:16

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  hell yeah

  Slicing throats, and spreading butter all at the same time.

  2014-07-27 02:13

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  chinese

  When life gives you lemons, you become asian.

  2014-07-27 02:11

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  Do the Mr.krabs B]

  Increase stamina for escaping prison.

  2014-07-27 02:10

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  so sick!

  Double rainbow, double rainbow all the way!

  2014-07-27 02:06

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  Piglet knew to much. He had to go.

  2014-07-27 02:04

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  some people .....

  Camera doesn't zoom in enough?

  2014-07-27 02:02

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  assholes

  Dumb white girl quotes.

  2014-07-27 01:59

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  every fucking time

  I wish I understood all of the Pokemon memes, my parents never let me near it.

  2014-07-27 01:58

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  baja blast should be bottled forever

  You shouldn't talk like that, or I'll have to lock you in the basement.

  2014-07-27 01:54

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  Everytime!

  

  2014-07-27 01:50

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  Every time...

  Worst feeling ever.

  2014-07-27 01:45

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  troll

  And that's how I lost all my fingers on my left hand.

  2013-02-13 22:12

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  dino-bananas

  That's why I had to give up studying.

  2013-02-11 22:55

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  cookie love

  Deep.

  2012-12-04 22:42

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  may contain bacon

  I would never have noticed if my dog did that.

  2012-10-24 23:33

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  #badluck

  He must be unlucky.

  2012-10-10 21:39

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  I like you :D

  Leave out 6 and it's perfect.

  2012-10-10 21:34

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