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  We need to build a fire wall that works

  And then get banned for being a massive douche

  2016-06-18 20:39

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  What is yours?

  ShArNiJ

  2016-05-19 20:36

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  ..and neither are you :)

  2016-05-19 20:06

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  .

  Mfw the person questioning his existence is telling ppl to smoke blunts. xD

  2016-05-02 01:54

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  Damn David

  Finally some sense. Thank you good sir.

  2015-11-26 04:35

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  Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Memedroiders unite!

  I see joints. And a bong. And another.

  2015-11-26 01:47

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  What.

  One word. Marijuana.

  2015-03-31 07:12

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  YES

  Because in some countries left hand drive is followed and in others right hand drive is followed.

  2015-02-18 14:34

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  Try it

  or. Just sleep on the floor.

  2014-09-16 19:21

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  identify

  

  2014-09-08 12:05

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  damn son

  where's he?!

  2014-08-30 01:31

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  GS5,htc m8,sony z2 or note 3

  @title. HTC M (fucking) 8.

  2014-04-27 17:57

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  thought on Capaldi?

  I miss Tennant. He didn't want to go!

  2014-04-26 16:45

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  shitt

  ..or you just realized that you ate an insect!

  2013-10-01 08:02

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  bus is sincere

  Meanwhile in Canada

  2013-08-16 10:31

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  Women... Amirite fellas?

  ^"You have your tricks, he has his"

  2013-08-08 01:45

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  to the left...thats a kids play set

  ^IT. IS. COMMAS. WITH THE DOUBLE 'M' !!

  2013-08-08 01:44

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  to the left...thats a kids play set

  ^^It's 'commas'

  2013-08-08 01:40

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  oh... okay that works too

  ^What do you care? Just ask your dad to use Instant Transmission.

  2013-08-08 01:39

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  Women... Amirite fellas?

  ^Then his Mark 42 could kick Batman's ass?

  2013-08-08 01:37

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  really

  Wise words.

  2013-08-08 01:36

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  Gotta love Ralph

  Do flies fly? they do!

  2013-08-08 01:35

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  no title

  " Marry on my birthday Don't get wished again for the birthday. " Not feeling so successful now Huh?

  2013-07-30 12:32

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  beautiful yet terrifying

  Damn that's sexy!

  2013-07-30 12:30

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  .

  

  2013-07-29 01:34

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  Lets Guess

  I have an exam tomorrow. I just realized that with my present prep, I'm going to be marking answers the same way.

  2013-07-27 13:41

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  NBC

  Naughty you say?

  2013-07-26 11:38

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  How does I girlfriend?

  "Do I pet and water it?"

  2013-07-23 00:52

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  Bark Bark!

  PUNPUNPUNPUN!

  2013-07-23 00:44

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  Supa kittah

  That's a bedsheet you fool!

  2013-07-23 00:42

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  Octavius Augustus Magnus Primus Imperator Romani (Octaviu...

  Wtf brain?

  2013-07-23 00:42

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  scumbag news network

  Money! and TRPs!

  2013-07-23 00:39

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  true story

  Clever.

  2013-07-23 00:35

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  you'd be alright kid

  EPIC!

  2013-07-22 14:42

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  Awww

  Better take that too. Just helping you out here Steve.

  2013-07-22 13:01

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  She keeps me warm

  Actually, the person who wrote it did not read it. Or else, he wouldn't have written "ur". Either that, or the he doesn't know the difference between "ur" and "u're".

  2013-07-21 23:05

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  Arrested Development!

  PUNPUNPUNPUN!

  2013-07-21 22:54

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  like my toothbrush

  ^Lawl. I just said that cus it would be funny. personally I haven't been to any sleepovers.

  2013-07-21 20:45

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  BlowJob

  Hence I like my own statuses to make myself feel flexible enough.

  2013-07-21 20:39

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  like my toothbrush

  OH GOD! MY CLOTHES!

  2013-07-21 20:37

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  thats such a win

  The invitation should read "Fuck you lawyers."

  2013-07-21 20:36

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  Please don't hate nintendo instead help them learn to adv...

  @title: Same case with HTC and Samsung.

  2013-07-21 17:05

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  .

  ^Up"shorts" for you.

  2013-07-21 14:45

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  my title

  FEAR ME OH PAPER CUZ I WILL BRING ABOUT YOUR DESTRUCTION!

  2013-07-21 14:40

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  ...

  Yeah cuz I become Phineas when I try to sleep.

  2013-07-21 14:37

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  .

  Let me tell you that YOU are a faggot, dear Uploader! Who even compares "YOLO" to DBZ?

  2013-07-21 14:36

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  nice weather and all of the sudden

  "Yeah well you know the weather is swe..argh..ugh..splash! "So.. You were saying?"

  2013-07-21 14:34

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  internet

  Actually that closes the tab. The shortcut to close the window is "Alt + F4".

  2013-07-20 02:06

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  so drunk

  TO* How was this misspelled?

  2013-07-19 06:38

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  so drunk

  Atleast he tries Ro become a part of the planet.

  2013-07-19 06:38

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  Meme

  ^Bro. Cyanide and Happiness. Presenting unexpected ends since 2010.

  2013-07-18 10:06

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  Oh hell no

  How many ppl did you love exactly?

  2013-07-18 10:06

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  hardest part...

  Actually my second hardest is to hide my 1st hardest on seeing dem ladies!

  2013-07-17 16:36

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  Would you rather work out everyday, or eat an ounce of se...

  Well Fuck! I wanna be fat.

  2013-07-17 16:35

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  bitchslapping

  ^well, "bitchslap" is a pretty offensive word.

  2013-07-17 16:33

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  I would be slightly worried... But it would be inter...

  ^lolwut?!

  2013-07-17 16:31

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  Ay gurl, Let me use Pound on your Cloyster...

  Ay Gurl!

  2013-07-17 16:31

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  home delivery

  Damn you! You said half an hour! Took you one and a half! I'm not paying for this!!

  2013-07-17 12:53

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  Ponce...yes a Ponce

  "Ponce DeLeon" anyone?

  2013-07-17 12:50

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  . . .bend over

  An.. An original? Which is funny? "Today was a good day"

  2013-07-17 04:43

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  Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium

  I heard that Oxygen also went to Sodium and got so excited that he kept saying "NaO!" "NaO!" "NaO!"

  2013-07-16 12:22

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  And the world wasn't weird enough

  ^Actually everyone calls "Herp Derp". not "bullshit".

  2013-07-16 08:06

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  ho lee fuk!

  aha! now you're caught.

  2013-07-16 08:05

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  Men memorize thez lines

  .. Brain (15 Mins later): Oh hey buddy. I got you. Here are those lines you memeorized that day. Me: Wtf brain?

  2013-07-15 02:42

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  Men memorize thez lines

  *stores lines in memory* *gf asks the question* *desperately searching for the lines* *sits quietly staring at her while looking constipated* *gf gets annoyed and walks out* ..

  2013-07-15 02:42

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  I need this

  Looks like no movie it is.

  2013-07-15 02:37

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  Mmm coffee....

  ^Pray tell, which is this motion picture that thou talk'st about?

  2013-07-15 02:35

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  i laughed so hard xD

  I love that site!!

  2013-07-15 02:34

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  a refresher

  Now you're wet.. and sticky!!

  2013-07-15 02:33

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  Poor swans

  

  2013-07-15 02:33

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  Search History :)

  Well.. I do use Chrome and not Safari.

  2013-07-15 02:32

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  mc.justicecraft.net JOIN! :D

  "Well fock"

  2013-07-13 13:52

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  duck

  What the DUCK?!

  2013-07-11 13:41

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  Awwww yeaaaaaah!!!!

  "Imagination!"

  2013-07-11 01:09

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  ....

  I snorted so hard cuz of this!

  2013-07-10 05:03

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  I KNEW IT!!!

  ^What's so " " about it? The Rubik's Cube is an amazing toy. Respect it. AND its creator.

  2013-07-10 05:02

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  incest incest put your sister to the test.

  Well.. You should have flossed.

  2013-07-10 05:01

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  bros

  So.. No straps huh? Let me just hold your boobs.

  2013-07-10 04:50

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  Title is playing on an elephant

  ^No. She was just masturbating.

  2013-07-10 02:35

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  johney

  I find Nicki Minaj very repellent.

  2013-07-10 02:33

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  good to know for the next holiday...

  IN Uranus, there's only darkness.

  2013-07-08 12:36

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  Photoshop

  The line in the middle gives it away. Stupid person. Longitudes are not real.

  2013-07-07 14:17

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  ……

  What would you even do with this information?

  2013-07-06 23:32

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  overly attached or bad luck or both

  That picture is the most freaky thing I've ever seen!

  2013-07-06 09:14

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  well....

  ^I make my own chain right?

  2013-07-06 01:59

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  Damn it Marie!

  Him: Maybe you should wear one too.. Cuz you don't want to be.. You know.. Drowning in my LOVE..! YEEAAAAHHHH! Her: Oh that's alright. The friendzone is deep enough to contain your love Him:

  2013-07-04 07:08

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  forever alone

  Those are a talented pair of legs!

  2013-07-04 07:06

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  I'd that me sword?

  Nonononono... You do not spoil very nice breasts like these. Uncle Sam is not happy.

  2013-07-04 07:05

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  yeah no problem at all

  Yep. No problem at all. Now just put me in the friendzone with the rest!

  2013-07-04 07:04

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  pie

  Ohhh graan..!

  2013-07-04 07:03

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  well then... lmaooo

  

  2013-07-04 07:03

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  title is feeding bearded dragon

  Awesome lizard is awesome.

  2013-07-04 07:02

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  It all makes so much sense now!

  I think the male sock causes it to breed and then commits suicide in guilt.

  2013-07-04 07:01

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  PIZZA

  .. or just add lots of ice as extra toppings.

  2013-07-04 07:01

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  redneck shower

  College Life!

  2013-07-02 22:13

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  yours truly, bitch please

  Mom! See I told you! Memes and rage comics are not useless!

  2013-06-30 23:38

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  Hah anal...

  I see what you did there. I see it you clever Fuck!

  2013-06-28 05:43

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  This. Fucking. Chick.

  I'm going to find you. and I'm going to take you out for a date. ..and probably make you pay for what you ate.

  2013-06-28 05:42

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  title is here

  ..My muscles hurt.

  2013-06-27 12:09

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  Sad but true

  Favorite it for your comment then.

  2013-06-25 09:22

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