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  Wtf

  The employee is the unhappy one of course.

  2013-11-02 00:42

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  Just Women Logic. No fapping!!!

  what if he showers.. stay with me... DURING sex? get dirty as you get clean

  2013-03-22 12:08

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  oh shit

  dolphins are whores? monkeys engage in prostitution!

  2013-03-22 11:45

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  True Story

  in toy story, Bo peep told Woody she was "free all night"

  2013-03-21 21:37

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  LOL

  I was like jazz hands whatever... ...

  2013-03-21 20:46

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  hehehehehe

  I was born November 15th

  2013-03-21 16:39

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  fuck logic

  ^^ what reference?

  2013-03-20 20:12

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  fuck logic

  maybe water makes their genitals show

  2013-03-20 11:05

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  i lied

  ^ he never said it was right. he just stated that it set an extremely high standard men have for women

  2013-03-19 17:08

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  i lied

  ^ I think I understand now. thank you

  2013-03-19 16:06

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  i lied

  @xxred I just want to know.. none of the guys I've dated would explain it to me...

  2013-03-19 15:59

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  i lied

  why would you need porn if you have a girlfriend who fucks you?

  2013-03-19 15:33

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  ( ._.)7( ._.)7( ._.)7( ._.)7( ._.)7( ._.)7( ._.)7( ._.)7(...

  our school actually did a play about her.. I didn't think it was real. such a beautiful story

  2013-03-18 18:48

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  bed

  that's how my dad thought me the difference between b and d when I was 4.

  2013-03-18 16:39

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  up for a strawberry milkshake?

  that's what happens when you're a bitch

  2013-03-18 16:38

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  wife

  I'm a straight girl.. but I'm sure I have a guy friend in need of a woman

  2013-03-18 12:01

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  meme

  homophobia at its finest.

  2013-03-18 11:59

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  mcdonalds badapapapa...

  she just got McDonald's unhappy meal

  2013-03-18 09:13

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  That. Be. True.

  wait.. didn't his mom try to kill him?

  2013-03-16 21:46

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  wtf???? laws why u so stupid

  I like to break the law in Indiana

  2013-03-16 20:47

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  Basically.

  sssshhhh honey... you're a boy now.

  2013-03-16 20:37

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  dance dance dance dance ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

  I guess I'm black then

  2013-03-16 16:43

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  Oha.

  it looks like Lady Gaga's hair

  2013-03-16 15:55

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  5

  of coarse he's gay. why else would he have his boyfriend sit next to him and make girly faces?

  2013-03-16 15:49

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  This planet...

  homophobia isn't genetic. its learned. if we teach our children that its alright to be who you are, they're not all going to be gay, but they will have an understanding about it and know it is okay.

  2013-03-16 14:58

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  equality

  I'm a woman and I'm actually alright with not having equal rights. I have whimpy noodle arms and my bf has big muscley arms. If he can do harder work for more pay, let him. It doesn't matter who makes more as long as the bills get paid.

  2013-03-16 14:54

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  Oral

  dat silence

  2013-03-15 17:24

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  The Mad Beast here.. Wbu?? :3

  the dark master

  2013-03-15 10:12

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  no one hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson

  Chicken Run was a great movie! I didn't know they had VHS in the wizarding world.

  2013-03-15 09:53

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  pen

  so... pain makes you a smaller person?

  2013-03-15 09:25

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  yes i do

  whenever I hear that song I think of Sammy kershaw's she don't know she's beautiful. I don't listen to county but its more acceptable than that 1d shit

  2013-03-15 09:22

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  i consider guy movies to have hot women and big guns and ...

  ^ and that she's not a slut

  2013-03-14 08:22

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  GREAT Britain

  please teach us how to get him to leave America

  2013-03-13 22:47

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  batman on vacation

  Adam west!

  2013-03-13 22:44

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  girl logic

  I don't ask him to wash his hands after he pees, unless some gets on his hands...

  2013-03-13 22:32

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  This actually happened to her...

  mentally handicapped could even work.. but I would feel like hell too if I left a nice boy like that crying

  2013-03-13 22:22

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  The effects of global warming

  does no one know what the statue stand for?

  2013-03-13 20:26

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  wow

  ^I saw my baby! crying hard as babe could cry! what could I do?

  2013-03-13 20:21

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  Ohh yeah

  omg in my town there was the rainforest car was. there were gorillas and elephants that squirted water

  2013-03-13 20:12

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  comment please!

  super Mario buttsex

  2013-03-13 20:09

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  Ill be rich in no time!

  my friend got kicked out of a store for doing that.

  2013-03-13 19:14

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  Not my dog, but still pretty awesome...

  mommy says I'm special!

  2013-03-13 19:05

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  I played counter-hoe*pokerface*

  Super Mario hoes.

  2013-03-13 18:57

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  boy that escalated quickly

  so before I read this my bf had me a little aroused... when I saw this my pussy dried so fast I thought my panties were made of sham-wow.

  2013-03-13 18:53

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  Kingdom Hearts

  sorry to break your fantasy but no one eats ice cream that way. only sluts, not 12 year olds

  2013-03-13 18:18

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  truestory

  why would the older woman be okay with that?

  2013-03-13 16:06

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  It's not what you think...

  confetti period!

  2013-03-13 16:01

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  forever a pillow

  her face is all

  2013-03-13 15:51

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  I showed my bf this.. he didn't see the problem because blue and red made green I had to explain colors to an 18 year old...

  2013-03-13 15:11

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  The Ranch is Fat Free -______-

  I think the one in red is what Gabriel Iglesias calls "Ah Hell Nah!"

  2013-03-13 15:02

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  them girls be total tricks

  I wasn't ready in my freshman year. or my sophomore.. but shit happens

  2013-03-12 21:18

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  their ages, according to Disney

  @brianm I'm 19... I guess I'm old...

  2013-03-12 21:12

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  clever little boy

  bathroom is rude? bitch, I ain't saying potty.

  2013-03-12 20:37

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  Kill it.. with fire....

  Kill them before they breed!

  2013-03-12 20:17

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  if u know wat i mean

  @toidles I'm not asking for that. I'm asking for guys to give regular women a chance. they are attracted to big butts and big boobs and most normal girls don't have those. I am honestly happy with my "poor" fiancée who doesn't work out.

  2013-03-12 17:14

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  Should have locked the doors.

  when he said "come at me bro" he didn't mean that!

  2013-03-12 16:44

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  Sparta

  damn it instagram. blurrin my birds and shit

  2013-03-12 16:32

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  a joke

  if you didn't want kids you should have been more cautious

  2013-03-12 16:27

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  I was born in 1996

  1993. I did all that except the last but I remember it. your move.

  2013-03-12 15:46

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  gfdbjj

  okay .. jk

  2013-03-12 15:31

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  true?

  for one, if they really were in love, one person could not ruin it and for two, self control. ever heard of it?

  2013-03-12 15:31

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  if u know wat i mean

  men wonder why they can't get laid. its because they hold too high if standards for women because of shit like this. half of real women don't look like this.

  2013-03-12 15:20

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  BURN!

  that seriously disturbed me.. how would she know what it tastes like unless she was abused?

  2013-03-12 11:10

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  Saa kikata jeesusukkoo :p

  most of the girls in my class were like but I was like and under that

  2013-03-11 20:32

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  she had it coming

  I had a PO doll that offered me cigarettes and then told me to bite its butt.

  2013-03-08 16:43

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  stop evolution said no one ever

  My rattata will be above trainer Joey's one day!

  2013-03-03 22:15

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  bwahahaha

  I don't think they should not talk to people of the opposite gender.. just not flirt with them. and I would rather just have someone to match my personality well. plus I would rather have a skinny dweeb rather than an insufferable asshole.

  2013-03-03 19:21

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  cold lava, molten snow

  I laughed harder than I should

  2013-03-02 14:53

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  god damn sneezes

  I probably laughed more than.I should have

  2013-03-01 21:02

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  scary dog is scary

  spiders have developed camouflage

  2013-03-01 18:31

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  Sorry for FML. I just thought it was really funny.

  what the actual fuck.

  2013-03-01 18:24

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  Da....ddy?

  big brother?... oh, my god don't make me cry....

  2013-03-01 13:50

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  poor ron

  what's wrong with Rupert Grint? great body, great fact, what does the color of his hair have to do with anything? sure he has no soul but I could get past that

  2013-03-01 12:14

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  all you need

  I read that in John Lenin's voice.. except the last one.. that was Brian Griffin

  2013-02-28 16:42

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  Found at Sam Houston State University

  not sure if door closes.if I hit the button that says door close... or button next to picture of doors closing

  2013-02-28 16:34

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  alien y yu no take human

  and idiots. I believe they take idiots because they know no one will believe them when they say they got abducted.

  2013-02-28 09:11

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  furby minus fur is by

  oh.. my.. fuck..

  2013-02-28 09:07

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  no context makes this better

  I.. I just.. I don't even..

  2013-02-28 09:03

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  mine to be exact

  lol my friend, who is called Pokemoe because his last name is Moe, has them all. I only had red and gold. I got blue, yellow and crystal from my brother but I think he took blue and yellow back

  2013-02-28 09:01

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  It's true

  in the bad part of our town, there is only one black per 10 whites. and the whites are normally on Meth, or coke... you don't want to go there

  2013-02-28 08:57

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  who shit my pants?

  I love listening to cats purr even when my favorite cat can't be heard that way.

  2013-02-28 08:52

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  poor doggie

  ooh okay. I live in Lafayette pronounced lafee-ete but people who don't live here say its lafeye-ete

  2013-02-28 08:11

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  good idea

  do these come in prescription?

  2013-02-27 20:43

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  d'aaaaaaawwwwwwwww

  ^ no, I went back and reread them.. you said I was kinda pretty then when my bf tried to say the same you told him tobshut up

  2013-02-26 22:26

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  breadsticks

  breadsticks. I can already have sex with the only man I want.

  2013-02-26 17:01

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  hansel and Gretel witch hunters. shit

  Nanny 911.. not sure if bad parent or bad child

  2013-02-26 09:58

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  I think it does...

  no bro.. you're good

  2013-02-26 09:37

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  :'(

  oh that's cute ...

  2013-02-26 09:35

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  Gave me a chuckle

  lol apparently this is on a lot of applications

  2013-02-26 09:27

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  STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

  am I the only one who sees this as leading someone on?

  2013-02-26 09:16

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  d'aaaaaaawwwwwwwww

  ^ how would you know

  2013-02-26 09:14

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  Haha

  ^ I know! he's like. ... wait.. dafaq?

  2013-02-25 21:01

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  d'aaaaaaawwwwwwwww

  ^ also he never had to go to a shelter

  2013-02-25 20:36

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  Super Llama

  @ninja in the actual show, I looked for the alien but it wasn't there

  2013-02-25 20:04

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  d'aaaaaaawwwwwwwww

  @ awesome and Jessie he is. he's half husky half shnouser or I think that's how it's spelled

  2013-02-25 17:48

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  Old but goooooold

  ^^ cpt this is going to sound really wrong, but it felt cool

  2013-02-25 15:54

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  and this is how

  ear sex

  2013-02-25 15:15

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  Old but goooooold

  I put mine in my mouth

  2013-02-25 15:13

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  am i the only one ._.

  consider yourself lucky. my floaters are permanent

  2013-02-25 15:08

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  Lol :D

  I'll make it look like someone's taking a picture of me so I'm not an attention whore

  2013-02-25 15:05

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