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12 Memes

metro | 2018-03-18 13:30

Strelok is bae

55% 993

metro | 2017-07-18 10:00

Reasons to be single

63% 1072

metro | 2015-01-12 15:00

gaben

82% 2382

metro | 2014-07-13 12:00

yes it's repost

86% 2120

metro | 2013-11-12 14:30

avatar

88% 1796

metro | 2013-10-15 17:30

super dog

93% 1990

metro | 2013-10-15 17:30

perfect pancake

Perfect Pancake

92% 2231

metro | 2013-10-15 14:30

what you do

89% 1612

metro | 2013-10-10 15:30

do it do it

90% 1763

metro | 2013-10-10 12:30

how to make cheating dices

88% 1805

metro | 2013-10-08 15:30

trone of games

87% 1247

metro | 2013-09-29 07:00

taste like a sh*t

82% 1311

Latest comments

wiping boogers on government overreach
Also drivers license makes sense You should be qualified to drive a vehicle thats a metric ton heavy. Inb4 muh prohibiting movement It doesnt stop you from walking. Blame your designers for car only suburbs

2025-05-08 14:09
+4
wiping boogers on government overreach
Not sure bout the rest but my guess on hunting fishing licenses is to prevent overfishing overhunting and just to minimize environmental damage of some sort

2025-05-08 14:07
+5
Rogan out here calling Twitter a psyop and Elon the hero
Twitter just went from left wing echochamber to right wing echochamber Same shite different label

2025-05-08 00:57
-4
ftm groceries moment
Nigga what?

2025-05-07 15:06
0
New York Times At It Again
All of them not just 50%

2025-04-29 09:01
-1
New York Times At It Again
From what i understood. Everyone was asked to wear black. Doesnt matter if blue or grey is an alternative when black was requested

2025-04-29 05:03
-4
New York Times At It Again
On one hand media is lying snakes on other hand donnie still broke the dress code Doesnt matter he wasnt the only one

2025-04-29 00:56
-11
This dude really pulled up on tanks with medieval drip
Iirc he wasnt knighted but lived a knights life. Nazis spared him because they thought he was mental

2025-04-28 03:39
+17
wiping boogers on alexboi2006 & his sock accounts. The sh...
And yet ironically family is a sucessful form of socialism.

2025-04-25 07:52
0
windows
Man w7 is the goat. Though w10 is going to hopeully be my last windows in form of ltsc. I already switched to linux for my daily needs though

2025-04-24 01:13
+6
Phone
Cool ive had mine since 2018 and the screen is still good

2025-04-24 01:11
+2
Mathmatical explaination of how, because of vield of view...
Ok Why would they lie

2025-04-23 01:12
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Mathmatical explaination of how, because of vield of view...
Ok Why would they lie?

2025-04-23 00:48
0
French people casually naming the urge to jump
Iirc the phenomenon is caused by the brain subconsciously deciding that the fastest way to get down to safety is to jump

2025-04-21 08:04
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UK heatwave? That’s a Florida cold front
As some people pointed out Its acclimating. You southern lot would freeze to death by the point someone from finland will decide that they need long sleeves

2025-04-21 08:02
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TLDR Ulfric did nothing wrong
I always side with the empire because split empire is good for the talmor and i hate thalmor.

2025-04-17 05:25
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This meme is paid for by TrumpCo
Nasa uses metric you troglodyte Also rockets are a german invention.

2025-04-15 05:46
+1
It's a sad day
Ask them why?

2025-04-15 05:14
+6
I am but a puppet hunter.
Bear seek seek lest

2025-04-14 05:45
+1
Sleep positions: rotisserie edition
I sleep on my back Fight me

2025-04-11 08:24
+3
French: where no letter sounds like it should
English is just as bad https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghoti

2025-04-10 05:06
0
Trump panican meme
Memes?

2025-04-09 00:40
0
boom
Honestly this 50/50 mentality is fuckin retarded. If you produce shit only some people want dont expect others to buy it too

2025-04-07 00:51
+1
Teachers get $300, billionaires write off billions
As someone said online Add one more zero to their salary and most of the political shit would disappear

2025-04-03 08:59
+5
Japanese gaming industry meme news
I just want them to port doax games to steam

2025-04-03 05:02
0
To the land of the tall peaple
I know im late but Netherlands arent nordic you troglodyte

2025-04-02 01:10
0
That Hummer came with zero chill
Isnt that also that pos h2 hummer?

2025-04-01 08:28
+3
Ghibli vote...
I dont care that artist wins i just need ai to lose

2025-03-31 02:38
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found a retard
Word retard is an engineering term and ill die on this hill

2025-03-31 00:49
+3
Snow
>deckbuilder Interest lost immediately

2025-03-31 00:47
+5
Jeremy Clarkson reviewing the SR71 like it's a rental car
Basically the tolerances are very loose at standstill temps so fuel leaks everywhere But once its in the airn and warmed up it seals itself up You basically need to fuel up so you could takeoff then fuel up in the air because most fuel leaked out

2025-03-28 05:54
+2
Elon Musk calling Hasan a fraud and beefing with Assassin...
Yeah he is human but still gloating that you are top player in game while actually paying for someone to smurf him is retarded. Makes me wonder other shit he lied about.

2025-03-28 01:49
+1
Elon Musk calling Hasan a fraud and beefing with Assassin...
He couldve just not mentioned poe and diablo. But no he had to gload that he is top 1% in the game

2025-03-28 01:48
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Elon Musk calling Hasan a fraud and beefing with Assassin...
Then why did he pretend that he did it on his own Its like the most retarded thing to lie about.

2025-03-27 01:47
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You don't fekkin say?
Well thats what they did in ussr Kids would spend atleast part of the summer working on farms

2025-03-27 01:33
+3
Typical Dem
Memes?

2025-03-26 02:04
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Elon Musk beefing with his son on Twitter like it’s WWE...
Well based on this screenshot elon brought it up first.

2025-03-25 01:43
+2
POV: You just learned how 'beau' is pronounced in French
Reminder that english is no better.

2025-03-24 03:52
0
RIP
Top gear died after sacking jezza

2025-03-20 05:32
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Chinada
Very nice Now lets see house prices in bumfuck nowhere canada and downtown la

2025-03-20 01:37
+16
1964-The election when a tyrant labelled a man of the peo...
Memes?

2025-03-17 06:30
0
Stellaris is dynamite
I bought it. And with 20 min play time i love it

2025-03-14 04:00
+4
*Over The Hills And Far Away intensifies*
My man Ukraine has been a country longer than russia

2025-03-14 01:57
-1
And the libs are willing to die on this hill.
Implying that elon being in the government isnt conflict of interests either. Mans got a company that runs on government funds also

2025-03-14 01:55
-6
Stellaris is dynamite
I present to you Rule the waves 3 https://store.steampowered.com/app/2008100/Rule_the_Waves_3/

2025-03-13 06:09
+2
Electric cars energy
Well as my.uncle would say Evs or not the powerplant would still be makimg electricity

2025-03-13 02:06
0
Wonder why Tesla is up when the stock market is supposed ...
Memes?

2025-03-12 01:54
0
Celts are back
Iykyk

2025-03-10 02:07
0
How’s life
Txr Nice

2025-03-07 05:08
+3
M
I prefer a garage

2025-03-07 04:46
0
Duck
I cast brick

2025-03-06 05:45
+3
Amouranth home invasion meme news
Memes?

2025-03-06 05:17
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Dolly Parton's husband passed away meme news
Memes?

2025-03-04 07:44
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Kanye West wears swastika t-shirt in public
Memes?

2025-03-04 05:17
0
Amouranth robbery meme news
Memes?

2025-03-04 05:08
+3
Preach!
Memes?

2025-03-03 05:33
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Free lithium and graphite
Memes?

2025-03-03 05:28
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Trump's Gaza
No shit Seeing how some retards worship him i wouldnt be surprised if this became real

2025-03-01 08:41
0
Trump's Gaza
Idol worship Smh

2025-02-28 00:42
+7
Elon Musk abandoning his child video is fake
Memes?

2025-02-26 03:11
-13
there were no penalties for Stalin's failures in the Holo...
Problem is that laissez faire leads to venture capitalism. The reason shit sucks so much nowadays.

2025-02-26 01:58
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there were no penalties for Stalin's failures in the Holo...
Unregulated capitalism is just as bad as unregulated government

2025-02-26 00:41
-1
The old pump and dump got’em
Both sides have their pros and cons. What i dont get it us this tribalism saying one is superior to other.

2025-02-25 04:52
0
right-winged political parties in Germany
Except the nazins never eon any elections afaik Just happened that hitler was picked by the president and rose to his position after his passing

2025-02-25 01:11
0
Weak Jet Fuel
The insurance thing wasnt a psyop because afaik there were terror attack attempts at wtc prior as well.

2025-02-24 00:54
0
Zelensky excluded meme news
Not inviting both parties in peace talks is disgraceful.

2025-02-20 00:44
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xAI make video games great again
Saving games my ass

2025-02-19 03:42
+1
Magas won't get it
All billionaires and politicians are pedos But not the one i like Double standards Kill yourself

2025-02-17 09:55
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I'm not real
Im just schizophrenic

2025-02-14 07:00
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it's a mental illness
Americans say its the history but then get angrh at other countries history

2025-02-14 05:25
0
Reeeeeeeee lib tears lol
Memes?

2025-02-13 01:03
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Title
Say what you want but afaik deliberate sleep deprevation does count as a war crime

2025-02-11 08:17
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I’m not tired of winning
Average rightwing memedroider trying to not post politics. Challenge impossible

2025-02-10 05:39
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It's the only thing we can do
I hope i wont go past 50

2025-02-07 05:19
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dongs in a horseman
Chromatic aberration-on Love that shit

2025-02-07 00:45
+2
What artists were paid in Woodstock 1969
Thats in todays money or 69

2025-01-28 05:47
+6
Cars in France
Top gear Kino

2025-01-23 03:35
+7
What was it?
Wellwhat musk did is cliser to nazi salute than just raising hand. Inb4 thats roman salute. Afaik roman salute is arm straight not up and to the side

2025-01-22 09:47
+2
J
Fuckin jews

2025-01-20 05:39
+1
J
The fucks that

2025-01-15 08:15
+4
From the first video game ever 66 years ago till now 2024
According to ahoy first video game technically is gimped checkers played on uni computer back in 40s or early 50s Pong was first to be described as video game

2025-01-09 06:48
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Right
What if i told you that if rights were a class noone would pay attention Same with taxes class and shit. In my country we had smth similar. We had to read the constitution and take a test. Noone gave a fuck

2025-01-09 04:32
-1
Free the market
Unrestricted corporatioms are just as bad as government

2025-01-05 03:31
+7
Tat
If im not mistaken Falklands been part of the briish empire longer than argentina existed as a country

2025-01-02 00:47
+4
based Patton
Both the fascist and the commies were dens of corruption

2024-12-31 02:12
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Hail the Byzantine empire
All hail the roman empire

2024-12-19 05:19
+1
World's largest ship
Afaik. 50s economy was unsustainable and built on borrowing against the future principle

2024-12-18 05:19
+1
Order of operations was invented in 1912
Well as far as i can recall the order was 1st parantheses and then same order applies inside 2nd divisiom 3rd multiplicatiom 4th rest And your example i think is used when paremthesed are squared or cubed or more

2024-12-18 04:13
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Mafia business model
Unregulated corpos are just as bad as unregulated governments

2024-12-18 03:55
+1
What happened in 2014?
It could be as simple as "ahh ill just take a decade a nice round number" You do realise 2014 was 10 hears ago.

2024-12-15 13:30
-4
Monke
I dont care that devs are sexists. Im not buying the game because they are chinese and im racist

2024-12-13 05:58
0
Work safety not found
Good ole tofudreg

2024-12-13 05:56
0
Relatable memes
Me when i just recrntly got my firls realjob(blue collar) Am already thinking on how to replace it. Nothing wrong with the job, i just want to move to a small village and womt really be able to work my current job.

2024-12-13 01:07
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Pavel Durov arrested meme
Well in china you would be arrested for trying to make a free speech app. Hell you can get arrested just for using a vpn

2024-12-12 03:39
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Just close your eyes if you don't wanna watch
Its a psychological aid to the executioners i assume Same reason why you have multiple gunmen when execution via firing squad.

2024-12-12 01:21
+4
Rekt
Can i get a qrd?

2024-12-10 06:26
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Racial bias
Additionally location of materials also plays part. Iirc all materials used in colliseum were local. Unlike pyramids or stonehedge

2024-12-09 01:01
+6
III
Well as some people say. The 50s economy was build via "borrowing against the future" method. Basically it was unsustainable whether government tried to fix things or not.

2024-12-05 13:43
+4
Why didnt you buy bitcoin in 2010?
Literally me

2024-12-04 04:15
0
Close the borders
Well yes and no. Land does have an affect. Except it takes very long time. The reason why northern nations are so successful is because it took tons of hard work to survive

2024-12-01 09:39
+20

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