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  Canada

  @useemmad *yaaaawn* thanks for your life story bruh. maybe someone cared enough to give two flying fucks about your fake internet life style

  2014-06-10 14:34

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  Chicago...

  ^"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." (Edmund Burke)

  2014-06-02 15:06

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  I am batman

  publishers, we could drop all this hard data infront of them and they'd still reply with superman a pussy. batman wins cuz he's batman. something about kryptonite. he's overpowered. they just stay fangirling hard, it makes intelligent debates difficult.

  2014-05-28 04:41

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  I am batman

  It's futile debating this with the batman supporters we could bring out pie charts and graphs explaining why batman would lose and source the numerous amounts of time that superman has beaten batman in actual canon comics not ones written by outside

  2014-05-28 04:32

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  I am batman

  yes, yes we get it. batman always wins because he's batman and supermans a pussy.

  2014-05-28 02:22

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  Chicago...

  @blacky potter it has to do with a false sense of honor in the gang community they view it as a righteous act when you don't say who shot the 14 year old kid 7 times point blank in the chest while he was waiting for the bus. They know no honor.

  2014-05-08 22:38

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  i'm batman

  another meme about batman being the best how refreshing

  2014-05-02 13:24

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  "wine is for men" although a glass of port wine does sound rather fetching at the moment

  2014-04-08 16:42

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  dota or lol?

  POCKET SAND!

  2014-04-02 14:39

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  bewbs vs pec's

  Don't judge us all based on the actions of a few men just like you don't want us judging all of you based on the actions of a few. equality you don't know the meaning of the word I await my downvotes, let them come.

  2014-03-26 23:50

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  bewbs vs pec's

  soooooo.... nothing in all my years of living I have never once yelled at a woman "nice tits" or "let me oil up your boobs" and I have never heard anyone else say it, so your argument is invalid. locked chained and throw away the keys

  2014-03-26 23:42

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  oh Canada

  that free healthcare sure is gonna come in handy when Russian bullets are flying through their backyards and Russian boots are kicking in their doors I'm just joking please don't be angry Canadian memedroiders

  2014-03-26 23:29

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  oh why?

  this is pretty dark.

  2014-03-18 13:02

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  Title works at NSA

  am I the only one who read the first comment the way it sounds in the intro to the cartoon.

  2014-03-07 12:55

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  awwww c:

  *only commenting because my username contains something relating to the meme and I actually have nothing clever or funny to say* Corgi, that is all.

  2014-03-04 00:16

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  sad truth

  @Marky oh god what If I did do something wrong and i just don't know it, quick throw out all the cocaine!

  2014-02-27 23:49

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  Logic

  @coldsniper I'm sorry

  2014-02-19 16:11

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  Logic

  Lara Crafts Tomb Raider

  2014-02-19 16:10

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  Nl 4x 123 olympics :) go holland.

  sometimes I feel bad for girls who like stuff like video games, sports or certain types of music because they must be constantly berated by snooty douche bags who think they're fake simply because they have boobs, girls don't have to play with dolls.

  2014-02-19 09:03

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  satan is the bones god

  @delta immortality means that you cannot die by natural or unnatural causes even if you were shot in the head you wouldn't die and depending on the deal struck you may be fine or have to live with a hole in your head

  2014-02-14 04:36

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  I'm sorry that this isn't funny.

  The day the government starts ordering the shooting of protesters in the streets is the day officers and soldiers alike lay down their arms and join us in the streets against those willing to pull the trigger against their own brothers & sisters.

  2014-02-08 01:47

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  eat nerium oleander it's good for you.

  @wildtroll I haven't seen it in the gallery but if it was I'm sorry.

  2014-02-08 00:43

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  First attempt at a 1 panel rage.

  revolve around avarice.

  2014-02-06 05:22

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  First attempt at a 1 panel rage.

  m not because it cost allot, your love for each other shouldn't be based off of how much you spend on each other but rather more on what you get each other, I'd take a hug and homemade card over candy or diamonds any day, your relationship shouldn't

  2014-02-06 05:22

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  First attempt at a 1 panel rage.

  you shouldn't feel like you have to get your partner something because it's required by them, you should get them something because you want to and whether it's big or small cheap or expensive they should love it because you took the time to get it for the

  2014-02-06 05:16

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  Basically...

  I'm just hoping no serial killers use this app considering I just gave away where I live maybe I'm the serial killer and don't know it maybe

  2014-02-06 03:41

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  Basically...

  I live in Bakersfield and despite what people say I like living here there's always something to do, but people just like to find something to complain about.

  2014-02-06 03:36

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  52 series. d.if transported to a red sun, superman will not just stay there and wait for his powers to be drained, plus he can go faster than light speed while in the vacuum of space so finding another yellow sun wont be a problem.

  2014-02-02 18:32

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  on the surface of the Sun" c. I'm also well aware that time is not affected by speeding around the earth in the opposite direction, again we're talking about comic books. b.superman destroyed a galaxy by simply sneezing and is described as a god in the new

  2014-02-02 18:28

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  @macho a.it's a comic so things don't work like in our world, thought you'd know that considering you used this face " " b. I'm well aware that the sun has no surface, it's mostly plasma but superman was quoted in the comics as saying "I've walked

  2014-02-02 18:24

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  they are basically same

  as it's been stated death stroke came first, dead pool was merely a copy if you will, thus the strange similarities in their names.

  2014-01-23 07:51

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  oh and superman knows two fighting styles from his home planet of krypton so fighting won't be a problem.

  2014-01-22 23:45

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  not to mention superman was crushed between two colliding planets and gave no fucks what so ever.

  2014-01-22 23:36

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  doomsday clones with his heat vision. goku fanboy: lol but supermans a fag all goku has to do is punch him and he wins or throw him into the Sun (the very source of supermans power) and goku wins no problem lol superman a bitch.

  2014-01-22 23:35

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  whole planets with ease, he's turned back time by flying around the earth, he split one of Saturn's moon's, he carried a huge pieces of earth to stop a volcano, he split doomsdays clones face with a single punch not to mention wiped out an entire army of

  2014-01-22 23:29

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  @ddawg just stop bro I know it's annoying when they fanboy hard over goku but if you try to use reason here's what's going to happen me: but superman has walked on the surface of the Sun and held a miniature black hole in his hand, he's able to push around

  2014-01-22 23:24

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  as simple as that

  what job were you interviewing for that required that question to be asked.

  2014-01-17 03:24

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  upvote first 5 comments

  people have always been willing to take away other people's right in order for them to feel a little bit safer, history is full of examples. if you want gun control move to a country that has it, simple as that.

  2014-01-03 00:35

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  beer

  yes.

  2014-01-01 07:06

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  upvote first 5 comments

  just looking at these comments like ""

  2014-01-01 07:03

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  (Insert witty title here)

  these fucking comments man

  2013-12-18 06:27

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  I don't see anything wrong with this

  it never says whether the group or artist has to be alive so being able to see queen in Concert with Freddie mercury still alive is worth a turtle suit

  2013-12-17 20:35

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  police brutality

  fight back against a dictatorship they will label us all terrorist on the news and people will see us as we see this man. but on the brighter side of things I got to pet a pig today.

  2013-12-11 04:28

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  police brutality

  @butler while I do agree with getting the whole story because we all know that the media is controlled by the wealthy and powerful, it's hard to see anything else than a man on the ground being beaten. but remember everyone when we as a people protest and

  2013-12-11 04:26

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  Tricky tricky lol

  a parked and turned off vehicle and the last time I checked you can eat in a parked vehicle so no ticket but then again explaining that to the cop would make him/her a butt hurt little weenie and they'd look for anything to give you a ticket.

  2013-12-10 21:46

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  Tricky tricky lol

  if all the people who keep commenting about being ticketed for eating while driving would read what the meme says, it states that he would wait till he's pulled over by the police before he takes a bite out of it meaning he'd be on the side of the road in

  2013-12-10 21:42

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  Not Hershel )': <3

  @RyeMck I say this with a heavy heart. Eat a dick nigga, you narcissistic douche.

  2013-12-02 03:38

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  Isn't that the truth

  double standard

  2013-11-17 18:41

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  Forza Horizon

  gran turismo 5

  2013-11-17 18:39

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  lowered car probs

  sorry attack dog didn't see you there

  2013-11-12 00:40

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  lowered car probs

  @cheesewalnut-"straight" from illiteracy

  2013-11-12 00:39

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  Sorry if retoast. I think they'd get worked on honestly!

  lots of fanboys in the comment section that just say goku and vegeta can blow up the planet or that they can destroy the universe and move planets without breaking a sweat, allot of dc and marvel characters can do the same without much effort

  2013-10-27 18:26

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  it misses or just doesn't hurt

  hit me at terminal velocity in the face with a bone? like I give a fuck

  2013-10-26 01:16

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  Bloody hell

  run would be severely impaired

  2013-10-19 21:49

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  Bloody hell

  @filampunk Well I'm no expert on zombies, I just figure that a decaying body which is what a zombie is would do just that decay it would lose its ability to see, hear, smell and it's muscle mass would start to deteriorate meaning their ability to walk or

  2013-10-19 21:45

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  Canada :D

  every nation already thinks I'm a fat coke drinking blindly religious gun toting racist asshole/dick because I'm American I think aussies, brits, and ruskies are cool people and not think that they ride kangaroos, have bad teeth or drink vodka

  2013-10-17 22:20

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  had a hard time not to laugh the whole day

  it's a language associated with the "doge" meme, if you look up more on Google all the doge meme are like this, .wow .such scare .such filling .ur mom .much tough etc

  2013-10-13 03:30

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  What does the fox say?

  I'm sorry poli, i didn't see your comment.

  2013-10-12 19:11

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  What does the fox say?

  I like how everyone is talking shit about the song saying it's idiotic and how they hate it, they actually think the song is seriously about what foxes say, the two brothers who wrote it are comedians they wrote it as a commercial for their show!

  2013-10-12 19:10

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  holy shit...

  I fear no death or pain, I'll stare them in the eyes as they feast upon my flesh & intestines letting them know that they feast upon a god amongst men that will not die by any mortal means lol fuck that

  2013-10-12 05:00

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  What does the fox say?

  for everyone that doesn't know there's a video called "what does the Fox say" check it out

  2013-10-12 04:28

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  most of the people in that pit were enemies of the league of shadows, they weren't bad people at least not a good amount of them they were just prisoners

  2013-10-11 19:23

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  'murica

  than themselves. because as Voltaire said "I may not agree with what you have to say but I'll defend to the death your right to say it" but enough of my temper tantrum I'll let you all get back to it, have a nice day, all of you.

  2013-10-07 02:37

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  'murica

  but there's one thing that I've learned from living in America. that everyone no matter how ignorant or hate filled toward me or my country is entitled to their opinion and I'd gladly die defending that right even if the people I die for view me as less

  2013-10-07 02:35

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  'murica

  those fucking cops were hailed as hero's, I know not all cops are bad and I know not everyone in this world hates me for where I live, but these comments everyday about Americans just makes me lose hope.

  2013-10-07 02:33

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  'murica

  ideology, others religious views, or others views on who they can love, it's people like you guys that make me scared to leave my country, it makes me think that if I go anywhere in this world I'll be treated like an African American In the rural south.

  2013-10-07 02:29

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  'murica

  down and cuffed me for trying to hold my friends body, for trying to say goodbye to him before the light left his eyes, I know I'm not free, but because I'm American the whole world thinks my IQ can't reach past 60, they think I can't accept others

  2013-10-07 02:27

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  'murica

  different, do you fucking know how that feels? to watch your best friend die in front of you to hear and see the bullets impact his body and go straight through him then have yourself arrested for running up to his lifeless body screaming, they held me

  2013-10-07 02:25

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  'murica

  friend dead for following their orders, they told him to put his hands behind his back and apparently he did it to fast and had to act quickly to save themselves from the 13 year old boy who helped me out all my life when people picked on me for being

  2013-10-07 02:23

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  'murica

  you all do realize that this was a joke, allot of us like myself realize we aren't really free that's what makes it funny at least to me that's what makes it funny, I live In a country where I can cry on my front lawn while watching the police shoot my

  2013-10-07 02:20

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  It's like a hamster

  you have to play with us allot at least with me you do and I mean play like fetch or catch not "play, play" I'm good at fetch tho, call your local boyfriend shelter to learn how to adopt one, but don't blow in my face I don't like that.

  2013-10-06 21:23

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  jcjk

  @arvax you say that like I posted all of them or enjoyed all of them

  2013-10-06 02:54

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  jcjk

  @arvax he's nice and all but I don't come on here strictly for ed posts. I like variety you know?

  2013-10-06 01:57

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  fine for dying?

  family:he/she's adopted

  2013-10-05 23:06

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  Them feels

  it's his dead parents I think he's allowed to cry for that.

  2013-10-05 23:05

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  finlands army

  I like how he has a German infantry helmet but a Russian sub machine gun. double agent.

  2013-10-05 18:07

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  Have a nice fall??

  close enough

  2013-10-04 18:18

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  whats your dream car?

  Scarlett Johansson or a 1969 Chevy Chevelle SS

  2013-10-04 09:43

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  Shout out to Head_Bitch_In_Charge for being incredible. :)

  @ravenclaw you managed to go ten minutes after commenting without someone hitting on you. :successkid: fucking win:successkid:

  2013-10-03 08:17

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  djcrggdic

  NO! @vexao you fool don't say that the goku fanboys will downvote you and say that the fight was rigged or tampered with in some way when in reality they just don't think anyone can beat goku

  2013-10-02 22:06

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  picked on by a man who dresses up as a giant bat instead of paying for therapy, granted batman is a badass though. why can't they just get along

  2013-10-02 21:50

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  Parenting doing right

  I remember when this happened, it's in my home town Bakersfield, CA. she was standing in front of a wienersnitzchels or how ever you spell it I drove by and saw them filming her

  2013-09-30 06:06

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  he won that argument..

  Mel:

  2013-08-20 06:02

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  i prefer the new one

  I can afford to live in Wayne manor

  2013-08-17 01:09

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  Fore!

  yes.

  2013-08-07 10:55

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  Fore!

  *jury rigger perk

  2013-08-06 08:07

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  Fore!

  not sorry

  2013-08-06 08:06

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  Fore!

  rmint rifles and other cheap rifles, allowing you to buy, steal or find high level weapons in poor condition then repair and sell them for top dollar, I know it won't replace the unique weapons that where lost but it's a start, I hope the glitch works if

  2013-08-06 08:04

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  Fore!

  ed to repair more expensive weapons like the sniper rifle, light machine gun, marksmen carbine, assault rifle etc but only if you have the jury rigger which I recommend you get if you don't already have it, it allows you to fix anti material rifles with va

  2013-08-06 08:00

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  Fore!

  get as many service rifles as you want along with plenty of armor piercing 5.56 ammo and regular 5.56 ammo now service rifles aren't worth much but when he gives it to you his rifle is in prefect condition, the plus side Is that the service rifle can be us

  2013-08-06 07:58

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  Fore!

  I can't get your guns back, but you could try a glitch, at camp guardian there's a tunnel full of lake lurks and one NCR soldier, you talk to him about helping him get out of the tunnel in exchange for his rifle you can keep using this dialogue option to

  2013-08-06 07:55

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  Fore!

  @plooper I can help in one way if you're still reading this

  2013-08-02 20:23

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  Fore!

  you can revert to an older save file that's about it, sorry

  2013-08-01 04:03

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  Fore!

  @plooper what are you playing it on

  2013-08-01 00:07

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  Fore!

  @hayden2000 it doesn't have ammo, you get one shot per-day because it has to charge which it usually does around 5pm.I think you can save up the number of air strikes though, I think

  2013-07-31 21:16

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  Fore!

  ug him with our .22 pistols, varmint rifles, and single shot shotguns"

  2013-07-31 20:43

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  Fore!

  powder ganger-"hey guys did you see that courier kill all those death claw over there in quarry junction, with his vast array of high level weapons then call in an energy beam orbital air strike with that Euclid finder" powder ganger-"whoa yeah... let's m

  2013-07-31 20:42

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  The circle of life... Well, actually, it's more of a stra...

  "the mondo stink bomb, my brother showed me how to make it"

  2013-07-31 20:35

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  hell yeah! reverse psychology bitch

  @rabid unicorn maybe it's because the board is in the reversed direction in which you would normally grind, I'm guessing I don't really know anything about skate boarding

  2013-07-31 20:25

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  meet my boyfriend

  if a good looking guy posts a forever alone meme it's funny, If a good looking girl posts a forever alone meme she's fishing for compliments, (double standards) I found this quite clever, try not to drink your boyfriend

  2013-07-27 18:13

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