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  Weird

  All of soydolphins posts are from ifunny

  2015-08-01 03:59

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  HA

  Sigmund Freud truely felt that when you are kids boys are attracted to their mothers and have fantasies about them and vise versa with girls to dads.

  2015-08-01 03:57

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  Sausages are delicious

  Because ..Merica!

  2015-08-01 03:54

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  Kids are adorable little idiots

  Lol a little gay boy in the making, no offense

  2015-08-01 03:52

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  I'll be back

  Thats what they want u to think

  2015-08-01 03:42

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  Cool history pic

  Soydolphin gets all his crap from ifunny

  2015-08-01 03:38

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  Love story

  This was from ifunny

  2015-08-01 03:36

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  Miley cyrus is a slut

  Why so aggressive?

  2015-08-01 03:35

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  Too strong

  Everyone one memedroid: "fucka you soy dolphin!!"

  2015-03-09 13:41

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  Make the first comment drown in downvotes and when we fin...

  But you eventually finish it at the very last second

  2015-01-06 03:55

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  that would be so awesome

  Maybe he'll be someone's bitch in the movie or w.e. Lol

  2014-10-23 02:09

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  Ayeee lmao

  Original memes make Original memes make Original memes make

  2014-10-23 02:05

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  Damn it, Kanye.

  Or maybe he can just put a huge picture of himself naked while he fucks his girlfriend so he can act like he fucking himself

  2014-10-17 02:16

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  6th comment is Zoidberg

  You seem to be an expert on this sort of thing number 2

  2014-10-13 03:59

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  this is weird

  Heyy

  2014-10-10 18:26

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  i love people

  Cartoon boobs

  2014-10-10 17:57

  +1
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  Title had fun

  Booty

  2014-10-10 17:51

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  Which car is better?

  Aghh

  2014-10-10 17:48

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  It also has Mario

  :grumpycat:

  2014-10-07 00:15

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  Bad luck Brian at it again

  he didn't break it

  2014-09-21 00:05

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  It also has Mario

  its probably a gameboy disguised as a calculator

  2014-09-17 19:36

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  Lebanon

  don't bring politics into this shit

  2014-09-16 12:18

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  LoL

  this is funny

  2014-09-16 12:14

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  charles

  I thought he was pretty good the real deadpool was the first 15 minutes of the movie, not the last part with his mouth closed shut bullshit

  2014-09-16 11:46

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  I am batman.......

  

  2014-09-16 11:44

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  I am batman.......

  I think the joker and batman are the same guys

  2014-09-16 11:44

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  that's how it go'd

  I bet you took that pic of Jennifer Lawrence yourself

  2014-09-16 11:42

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  Watch out for White Goodman

  heavyweights

  2014-09-16 02:15

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  NANANANANANANA no

  your really the joker

  2014-09-16 01:53

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  no

  how can you track what everyone says? makes no sense at all. like this made up bullshit statistic

  2014-09-16 01:25

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  :'D

  it should have said never had anything

  2014-09-16 00:48

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  oh bob saget!

  that is so true

  2014-09-16 00:43

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  wow

  cause it smells

  2014-09-14 18:53

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  spam all the memes

  this is referring to the amount of sperm a man produces and that one aperm hitting the egg at the right time

  2014-09-14 18:41

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  Lol wat

  guy is all like

  2014-09-14 03:42

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  Any if you guys ever been rejected that bad?

  cause that actually happened

  2014-09-10 23:53

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  cat star wars

  cartoon boobs

  2014-09-09 13:00

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  on point

  I guess exodia didnt work on his core

  2014-09-09 02:32

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  :)

  game of thrones

  2014-09-09 00:34

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  kicked so hard he got amnesia

  

  2014-09-09 00:33

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  POKEMON SCHOOL

  I just look at the pokemon like this, charmander= kid, charmilion=teenager/young adult, charizard=adult

  2014-09-07 13:50

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  Where were you?

  go to piratebay and search fappening

  2014-09-05 04:11

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  hoes ain't loyal

  or aids patient

  2014-08-31 16:41

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  He's just asking questions!

  im no expert but, if humans could eat meat could we also eat shit. im just asking questions

  2014-08-31 14:11

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  broke you squinty eyed motherfucker

  

  2014-08-30 04:03

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  laughing like a retarded seal

  and thats the story of how I met your mom kids

  2014-08-29 18:29

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  Genius!

  U.K. all like if your gonna kill yourself you better do it right

  2014-08-27 19:10

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  Relationship Goals

  han dies in fast and furious Tokyo drift though

  2014-08-27 12:10

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  dat groot.

  we are groot

  2014-08-27 11:35

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  Its a different kind if blowing...

  maybe she is just practicing to surprise you

  2014-08-27 11:34

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  Skittles

  take all the orange

  2014-08-27 02:54

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  i would imagine they started throwing them at eachother

  2014-08-27 02:53

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  C & H: FBI

  they can still recover deleted files more like ripe out ur hard drive and burn that shit

  2014-08-25 14:10

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  Don't drink and drive you could spill your drink into you...

  the top speed was like 15mph, they probably were drunk and were like dude we should totally like crash eachother

  2014-08-25 13:50

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  why, just why?

  

  2014-08-24 00:32

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  ye

  all I see is the bird now

  2014-08-24 00:30

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  True words have never been spoken until now!

  steve all like

  2014-08-21 17:11

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  fuckin posers

  yea maybe she just likes the shirt

  2014-08-21 17:09

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  treat everyone equally

  no she was obese which is a serious disease that should not be applauded, I interned at a medical examiners office and there where countless of obese people who would come in because they died prematurely due to all the stress caused on their organs

  2014-08-21 16:57

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  gayzoned? thats a new level!

  maybe she gave him advances and he was too slow too catxh it so she was like hee gayyy

  2014-08-21 16:48

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  damn mosquitos

  thats because you have a greater chance running into a elephant than a shark

  2014-08-20 01:59

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  Dodge that one

  dad is all like

  2014-08-19 12:23

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  crocodile

  unless you have that one smart crocodile that goes straight

  2014-08-19 12:22

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  This....

  this is nothing like whats happening in Missouri, people in Missouri are calling for punishment because they already decided guilt instead of thinking and looking at the facts. this mother is risking her life and freedom to do this for her son

  2014-08-19 04:35

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  graduated already bitches

  more like finals week outfit

  2014-08-18 14:26

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  First meme don't hate please :3 Also 6th comment gets dow...

  

  2014-08-18 05:01

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  So deep...

  or to be born good, then become evil due to many circumstances only to become good again through great determination

  2014-08-17 14:31

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  society

  but then the rich guy and bitch get a divorce, and finds another bitch and the jerk leaves the the nice girl for the divorced bitch, then the nice guy and nice girl find eachother

  2014-08-17 13:30

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  Truer words have never been spoken

  you know jews were only a third of the people that the nazi regime hunted down, just saying

  2014-08-17 13:15

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  4th comment is wearing a thong

  I do that at work with my boss , when I want her to know im bad at lies I go but when I actually try to lie I go

  2014-08-17 02:37

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  You're welcome

  most teachers at my school require you to email the paper and the teacher then highlights the entire paper and puts everything in the correct format because too many people did stuff like this, also to run it through a plagiarism software, aka Google lol

  2014-08-13 13:31

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  are you?

  yyehhajaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  2014-08-13 12:58

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  yep

  you can also throw in old people who don't give a shit

  2014-08-12 03:19

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  Would you like cheese on that?

  I work at Olive garden and when you want alot of cheese the literally just grate it into a bowl and give you it

  2014-08-12 03:17

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  yeah! you tell 'em Lucifer!

  he getting sent there not building it

  2014-08-11 03:40

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  Every time

  here's a pro tip "use a MICROWAVE SAFE" plate or bowl

  2014-08-09 23:42

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  TWD: Glen I going die next season

  @blinked its a monsters ink reference

  2014-08-04 05:57

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  But who names their kid after a vegetable

  that elementary school kid has some impressive quick thinking

  2014-07-31 03:52

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  sweet

  quak

  2014-07-25 22:46

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  No salad

  dominoes doesn't make deep dish, you arguement is invalid

  2014-07-24 01:03

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  That would be soooooo bad

  or you can save it babe or w.e.

  2014-07-22 20:28

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  yass darling

  @nodaddy thats kevin Durant talking about his mom

  2014-07-22 14:43

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  i miss that guy

  *have

  2014-07-21 21:13

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  i miss that guy

  aghhh a alligator, they haa be the ability to bite a mans arms off... I'm gonna wrestle it

  2014-07-21 21:13

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  colors

  make it a challenge and do it in less then 15 seconds

  2014-07-21 19:39

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  woopdidoo

  nes ia all like

  2014-07-21 19:21

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  Big Feet

  you know what they say about a guy with big hands, big gloves

  2014-07-21 04:48

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  smart fellow

  sucks because you never will be able to tip people or loan people money on second thought

  2014-07-21 04:29

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  bite the pillow, freedom is going in dry

  america be like, do you want some FREEDOM with that oil

  2014-07-19 20:59

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  they just came off

  ain't got shit on Chicago

  2014-07-18 15:47

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  3 piece

  one piece is the name of the goddam treasure,

  2014-07-18 14:43

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  Lmao

  maybe he doesn't normally use that gas station and wanted to go to bp or w.e. but was on empty so he used just enough to get him there

  2014-07-18 01:58

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  MMM cheese

  or maybe they painted the shoulder yellow so idiots don't drive on it and hit that median

  2014-07-17 19:51

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  .

  ice cube was a hardcore rapper before lol now he doing movies and shit

  2014-07-17 04:08

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  One of my fears

  just run it under some warm water and let It sit for an hour

  2014-07-16 15:26

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  Yippy

  @penguin, look up things that would get you arrested in those two countries that wouldn't get you arrested back home, so that you don't get into trouble for something stupid. also look Into the custums of the countrys so you dont offend people

  2014-07-16 03:33

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  um... thanks , Phil...

  looks like a pokemon lll

  2014-07-15 16:37

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  I have to say i mad it to the quarterfinals with the comp...

  also if you get everyone to play with jigglypuff and use a small map, like final destination, and only use specials for your items, then you will have one fun match

  2014-07-15 04:48

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  I have to say i mad it to the quarterfinals with the comp...

  use the down b attack and just tims it, if your opponent is at more then 40% its an instant knockout

  2014-07-15 04:47

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  Why at night?

  what scares me is the unusual noises, like the sounds of creeks when its the middle of the night

  2014-07-15 04:45

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