kalkal

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~If you follow me I will grant you the opportunity to fuck off~

195 Memes

kalkal | 2014-11-20 00:00

Piss off snow

92% 2574

kalkal | 2014-11-20 00:00

That concentration though...

92% 2698

kalkal | 2014-11-20 00:00

Well, when you put it that way...

Ricola Stop Don't

91% 2411

kalkal | 2014-11-20 00:00

Back again

93% 2844

kalkal | 2013-12-17 21:30

Scary facts about 2014

Lol Wrong Fail Funny

92% 2416

kalkal | 2013-12-04 21:00

Facebook pages nowadays

93% 2502

kalkal | 2013-12-04 21:00

Arch enemies

Funny Haha Cool

95% 2810

kalkal | 2013-12-04 21:00

tall people....

92% 1782

kalkal | 2013-12-04 21:00

regret nothing

94% 2436

kalkal | 2013-12-04 20:30

Cangier is my middle name.... or is it?

94% 2481

kalkal | 2013-12-04 20:30

....

94% 2613

kalkal | 2013-12-04 20:30

Achievement unlocked

94% 2833

kalkal | 2013-12-04 20:30

pizza <3

94% 2363

kalkal | 2013-12-04 20:30

Not my BMW!

92% 1731

kalkal | 2013-11-22 01:00

NICHOLAS CAGE IS WATCHING

90% 1780

kalkal | 2013-11-22 01:00

Nationwide believes in you

91% 1739

kalkal | 2013-11-22 01:00

Lava ground is lava

90% 1642

kalkal | 2013-01-23 01:00

.

95% 12517

kalkal | 2013-01-23 00:30

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95% 2881

kalkal | 2013-01-23 00:30

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95% 1710

Latest comments

Take that water!
Yea it is

2016-11-17 21:02
+85
Doctors
With a side of herpes

2016-11-07 18:32
-5
Dont get hurt in were ever bc is at
Not everyone knows BC stands for British Columbia douchebag

2016-11-03 00:18
+45
(0_0)
I don't know about you, but my virginity didn't cost me 700 bucks

2016-10-24 20:41
+19
Success
No, it's just succ u dipshit

2016-10-24 19:34
+7
How to get get something done? Say it can't be done, watc...
Why did CNN blur the guys shirt when he was wearing a trump shirt, but not those cuck Clinton supporters shirts that they have on the show twice a day

2016-10-19 17:42
+11
How to get get something done? Say it can't be done, watc...
There are Yt vids of normal people hacking it dumbass. Imagine what a state hacking group could do

2016-10-19 17:41
+13
How to get get something done? Say it can't be done, watc...
Haha it's CNN saying it can't be hacked when they're the ones being accused of rigging it. 10/10 journalism. And yes, it can be hacked just fucking Google it.

2016-10-19 16:33
+42
Heh...
Toads are cool tho

2016-10-18 07:32
+11
perfection
I thought it was gonna bounce back to his side. Not gonna lie pretty disappointed

2016-10-16 18:33
+104
Eww fat
I'd smash the one on the right

2016-10-16 08:41
+12
actually oc lel
Yes.

2016-10-15 21:32
+7
It will be a tragic day.
No shit. He's gonna die soon that's how life works get over it pussy

2016-10-15 21:30
-119
ZD
Watch your mouth or the Obama will come after you

2016-10-15 19:45
+37
Back at it again
ur gay

2016-10-15 19:43
+1
I never thought of this
More simply put, robbers don't pay 20 bucks for their pictures

2016-10-14 21:11
+73
Age is just a number
Unless it's goat simulator

2016-10-14 12:00
+16
Age is just a number
It was originally a bug. But that's not how it works lmao. They noticed the left eye WASN'T TRACKING. Iwas just looking straight. This gave them the idea to give her a lazy eye. Which they obviously fucking programmed. You don't keep a bug in a game.

2016-10-14 12:00
+25
works fine
Do you know what ironically means

2016-10-10 14:01
0
Comment gtfo on next meme
Why is this chris guy verified? Is he famous? If so, rip humanity.

2016-10-08 10:53
+23
卐
Not even close

2016-10-08 10:08
+14
nice feeling doggo
OP you need to stop

2016-10-08 10:02
+5
Defend against soyking
Like ur mum

2016-10-08 10:01
+4
use to happen :v
Abortion*

2016-10-06 13:48
+13
use to happen :v
Are you a failed bored chin?

2016-10-06 13:48
+15
Stolen memes for stolen kids
Designated shitting sheets

2016-10-04 22:07
-14
Screw the current tax system. We need a flat rate with no...
You remind me a lot of myself, we've both been on memedroid for > 5 years, we both have memes in the top 10 ever, we both stopped uploading in 2014.

2016-10-03 17:07
0
scammers are the best
What's a cashier's check?

2016-10-03 16:55
+32
.

2016-10-02 14:47
+3
Doggo can't be contained
Well played doggo. You win this round.

2016-10-01 16:28
+23
Nobody can cook Mr. Krabs
That's how copypastas are born

2016-10-01 14:40
+3
Biggest Lego ball in the world rolling and breaking

2016-10-01 09:38
+11
That is some damn impressive recovery
Youareafaggotfuckyou

2016-10-01 09:37
+21
<3
OP should reenact it

2016-09-30 23:47
+13
Bread
Ty

2016-09-29 16:59
0
Bread
What? I just want the wall to be built idgaf if that was Spanish or not pussy

2016-09-28 15:44
+2
Bread
Build the wall

2016-09-28 15:40
+11
Triggered
Strike HerCunt

2016-09-28 15:33
+1
Sieg heil 卐
Would've been sexier with the one where he's in short shorts

2016-09-28 15:32
-5
If you don't understand the joke you're too young.
Someone pls recommend me some good ass hentai. Ty for your time in advance

2016-09-28 00:27
+34
Lions, tigers, and bears oh my!
Excellent

2016-09-28 00:26
+1
Lions, tigers, and bears oh my!
What did blurrdd post on pornhub?

2016-09-26 18:15
+3
I use this comic too much
Special-Ed kids

2016-09-25 23:20
+17
2023
:)

2016-09-23 18:04
0
Expert Shitpost
How the fuck is that a physiological fact

2016-09-21 21:06
+5
Cm
Haha that's amazing

2016-09-21 21:04
+1
shhhhhhhh no tears, time to go to sleep Pupper
That cat will strangle you in your sleep

2016-09-21 21:02
+48
Cm
Why is space missing an e?

2016-09-21 15:01
+1
Cm
2 edge 4 me

2016-09-21 15:00
-2
Foobar2000 better anyway
My mom is difficult for you? LOL THATS NOT GOOD DUMBASS

2016-09-21 14:59
-2
Foobar2000 better anyway
Sarcasm is difficult for you huh

2016-09-20 15:49
0
Foobar2000 better anyway
I prefer windows movie maker

2016-09-20 15:03
-7
Euro grubo open crucible
Op is a twat

2016-09-20 15:03
+15
Cm
The Holocaust never happened. It was merely Hitler ordering pizza

2016-09-20 15:02
-2
Bitch Please
Skills

2016-09-17 16:44
0
remember who you are
Have you ever considered suicide?

2016-09-14 00:26
+4
Hillary knows something...
Thanks

2016-09-13 18:09
+5
Hillary knows something...
What happens if she dies during the election? Who takes her place? R.I.P.

2016-09-13 18:04
+30
Just when you thought people couldn't get dumber
I don't get it, I agree with the University. Idk what's with the random uproar I'm pretty sure everyone does masturbate

2016-09-13 18:03
+27
I wanna try this on my friends
You know if he was inhaling his lungs most likely would have collapsed?

2016-09-12 12:31
+15
Death Wish
That tiger is almost fully deaf. I remember reading about it a while ago. Also even though it barely has any hearing you can tell it hears him just before he touches it by the ears perking up.

2016-09-11 19:12
+67
Kektus
Do you eat ass?

2016-09-11 16:27
0
How can people vote for this guy
Because you Finnish motherfuckers are too fucking kind. Like us Canadians. Sorta.

2016-09-09 00:47
+16
How can people vote for this guy
You're a dumbass, those men are sex-deprived adults. Some haven't seen a female in 8+ months. That's why they rape fucktard. Stop using stupid analogies

2016-09-09 00:45
+19
I hope they are okay
Really really high density

2016-09-06 15:03
+7
How... oh wait
I used to think my ranking was pretty good for doing it legit. till I saw yours

2016-09-04 22:32
+3
It's sad because it's true
And what rank are you

2016-09-04 22:27
-1
Downvote all comments on next post
How do you remember this

2016-08-22 20:33
+4
Niggers be like
Is this meant to be funny

2016-08-21 12:58
+15
Like choosing between bleach and noose
Kys and go moderate better faggot

2016-08-20 12:07
-2
My dick fell off
Did you just say sci-fi class?

2016-08-20 02:14
+11
My dick fell off
That's racist

2016-08-20 00:01
+45
"taxpayers"
And Israelis can't? Just curious

2016-08-17 11:43
+10
..
That's the problem dumbass. I don't think this has a place on memedroid either, but saying nobody cares literally makes me assume you're brain dead

2016-08-17 11:39
+17
now its all just a bunch of racists

2016-08-16 14:27
+1
now its all just a bunch of racists
I know that feel. It used to be seen as a failure getting below a 90% . Now it's impossible to get above 90

2016-08-16 12:05
+1
.

2016-08-15 12:30
+4
I dont admin anything though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™
Was not expecting that

2016-08-10 17:36
+48
Funny moment in omegle..
Did he summon you too?

2016-08-06 18:44
+2
#1
Impossible to get this these days, user base is massive so a lot more people downvote

2016-07-16 17:56
+10
#1
That's the point of the meme dumbass, that's #1's stats

2016-07-16 17:55
+27
Can someone fill me in?
This comment has been deleted

2016-06-30 02:32
-355
Could you imagine?
Cue racist comments

2016-06-27 15:07
+15
True
Both at the same time. Everyone needs a hobby

2016-06-27 01:55
+11
.
I don't understand if this is supposed to be sarcastic or not... Pls send help

2016-05-06 00:34
+18
I just want the remastered cod 4.
Yea this guys right, at one point in the trailer you can see two guys exo jump. I think it's around 00:51

2016-05-04 17:05
+21
fallout 4 console mods
One can dream

2016-05-01 00:26
+4
fallout 4 console mods
PC's and consoles will never play together because PC's will always have a massive advantage with higher fps, bigger field of view, more accurate (mouse) etc. All consoles playing on the same server is possible though if the companies wanted to.

2016-05-01 00:18
+19
We get it, you vape
I agree with you, it had some good songs but the majority was pretty bad imo

2016-04-30 00:36
+2
.
"Have fun at work"

2016-04-28 23:52
+1
.
Those tiddies

2016-04-28 15:01
+31
Happens all the time
I'm not your friend, buddy

2016-04-28 15:00
+6
Mmm Salty
Which is 99% of the time actually

2016-04-24 15:27
+37
7/11 was a part-time job
That's incorrect, Trump's own PR person came out and admitted he was trying to say 9/11.

2016-04-23 00:01
+3
I'm just gonna leave this here...
He's a Trump supporter, what'd you expect

2016-04-22 23:55
+11
I'm just gonna leave this here...
What the fuck does that have to do with the topic at hand

2016-04-22 23:53
+17
Poop
Op

2016-04-21 23:24
+20
Cool
His name is also Edward Kenway, which is the guy from AC: Black Flag which didn't come out till late 2013, meaning his account can't be older than that. GG Edward, GG

2016-04-14 18:48
0
How old are you? Out of curiosity

2016-04-05 15:22
+2
Ooh canada
You copied the next memes' comment you faggot

2016-04-05 15:20
+1

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Comments
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Hits on shared links
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Memes published
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Average upload rating
94%
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610
Times in weekly ranking top 100
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