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  something wholesome?

  No, you know what type of parent you want to be, but you never how you're gonna change in the future and what decisions you'll have to face. Most parents probably wanted to be good, but not many are

  2020-05-03 15:00

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  Pctp

  After spending way too much time trying to find out wtf this is, I found out that Party City sells party stuff like balloons and shit and the thing in the picture is a streamer which is some kind of decoration

  2020-04-20 06:44

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  Heat check in the kitchen

  Once my dad literally took his under my mom's shirt and squeezed her tits when I was standing right next to them

  2020-04-20 05:54

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  Money is viral

  Charlieboy58 didn't upload this meme, he uploaded a different meme that used the pic so OP just reused that pic. Still retarded for not cropping though

  2020-04-20 05:49

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  Spider Senses

  Someone have to do a serious shout for him to react hat way, first instinct is usually to look up

  2020-04-10 05:37

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  Spider Senses

  How the fuck did he know that shit was falling. Didn't even look

  2020-04-09 23:20

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  Nice

  Yup, the average life span right before the 1800s was less than 40 years

  2020-03-31 08:25

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  i was bored in quarantine and i watched predator for the ...

  How did you reply to yourself?

  2020-03-30 21:26

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  Funny

  You don't believe that this a real tweet right?

  2020-03-25 10:47

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  it’s like fallout

  It's just a rendering to check out how good Nvidia Iray is

  2020-03-24 11:00

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  Nice

  That's literally years old. 69 was a nice twist, but he fucked it up with the "get a load of this guy"

  2020-03-12 10:20

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  Oh boi

  What

  2020-03-09 07:53

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  Our time has come

  Where is megabob when you need him

  2020-02-27 07:21

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  Do you understand?

  And (2*1)+1 = what...?

  2020-02-19 22:50

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  Pay your taxes you hippies

  Holy fuck, what's the problem with cropping. It takes literally one second and you can get it pixel perfect even if you're on your fucking phone. If you're gonna do something, fucking do it right. I'd rather have an ifunny mark than this piece of shit

  2020-02-18 08:29

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  Why I don't go outside

  Jokes on you, I only fuck asexual girls

  2020-02-17 20:37

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  South Canada

  Except a bully can actually hurt you, fuck is a stranger on the internet gonna do? Write in all caps?

  2020-02-17 19:08

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  that is definetly how that works

  Except it is. I don't understand everything about it, but -1K is essentially hotter than any positive temperature (read about it, can send source if you want)

  2020-02-11 07:04

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  Instant repost

  On countries other than 'murica dates tend to be written in the form DD/MM

  2020-02-08 22:48

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  It has to be on an even number or a divided of 5.

  When point go left right number go down up. When point go down up number go into imaginary world

  2020-02-05 07:00

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  Damn didn’t know they changed the actor for anakin

  I think he meant the black eyes geralt gets after drinking the potions

  2020-02-05 06:53

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  Hh

  And that's what i fucking hate with bench press. Don't have a spotter and you could fucking die

  2020-01-26 14:43

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  FBI Open up!

  How the fuck do you have 2.7k+ comments when you've only seen like 650 memes?

  2020-01-26 14:40

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  FBI Open up!

  So uh... Does this in any way look correct to you? If you are 18 years old and someone else is 2, will they really be 226 years old when you're 1749?

  2020-01-26 08:37

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  Little Mack is a bitch

  Google "brutal laser henati gif" or something along these lines and you'll find it

  2020-01-21 19:08

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  Lol

  Or, ya know, it could be that it takes place in Saudi Arabia whose average temperature is fucking 45°C (113 in 'murica) (318 in nerd)

  2020-01-20 14:41

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  I KNOW it aint mee

  Why the fuck is the guy on weed's eye completely black?

  2020-01-06 13:56

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  Yes

  They've got a good video on male arousal. "Power of the visual" look it up

  2019-12-27 21:08

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  And we freeze to death 8 minutes later

  Due to the earths warm core it would actually take a year for earth to reach ~-70 °C and millions of years for it to reach 0 Kelvin

  2019-12-24 17:17

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  YA YEET

  Kill myself elmo

  2019-12-21 08:22

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  For the clueless out there

  Why the fuck would I not come in 30 min before closing if it's only gonna take me 10-15 min to buy something

  2019-12-17 04:05

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  Upsy!!

  It's almost as if the camera and the guy are connected

  2019-12-12 11:07

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  Flat earther gets flattened

  To emphasize that it is Redman's comment that we're supposed to reaf

  2019-12-09 08:46

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  pool

  It's actually 99.965%

  2019-12-07 12:56

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  Insert drunk

  It's a loop

  2019-12-07 06:01

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  Hh

  I feel that it's better to use spaces if you want to make it clear since different countries use different decimal characters (e.g. a dot or a comma)

  2019-12-01 07:55

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  Hh

  Weird, my teachers always told us to never do that

  2019-12-01 06:49

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  Hh

  Nah, it's more like, instead of writing 69,420.88 we would write 69420,88

  2019-12-01 06:38

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  When fortnite scammed players

  Dude you know you can reply right?

  2019-11-23 12:51

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  If only cops were actually like that

  Well good luck seeing anything after having a fucking flashligt shine into your eyes at night

  2019-11-22 04:20

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  I can't be the only person who does this

  Same here man, I've gotten really good grades in maths but i still use my fingers for simple multiplications

  2019-11-22 04:18

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  fork is lonely

  I gotta defend my teenage virgin talk

  2019-11-19 07:11

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  fork is lonely

  Man. This was in 2015

  2019-11-18 20:39

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  Oof

  Self S U C C

  2019-11-17 20:46

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  Jegerkomp går fra messa

  She fucking caught a chair thrown at her

  2019-10-28 07:57

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  Smart thinking

  Metric system is the best system man, but as soon as it comes to dick sizes i only use inches

  2019-10-20 07:27

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  Bull

  Everybode has numbers instead of names. Everyone have to wear burkas. Everyone have to use voice distortion devices at all times

  2019-10-08 08:41

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  Muh vote

  We've all been trolled guys, OP' profile says to not take hist posts seriously

  2019-10-08 05:24

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  The penguin down for that fish

  It all comes down to technique man, I got a girl that's overly sensitive and it works if you just make sure to never actually dig in/spread and touch her clit directly. Light licking over the hood or beside it or just suck a little bit where the clit is

  2019-10-06 05:48

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  For the sexy sp00ks

  "one size fits most"

  2019-10-06 05:21

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  Me: “I hope my electric bill isn’t high” my electri...

  Fuck Newton and his bullshit "gravity"

  2019-09-06 03:31

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  Pilot had CoCo Puffs for breakfast

  It can fly if it has the ability to reverse its rotors. Since this is a model helicopter that looks pretty advanced I wouldn't be surprised if it actually could

  2019-08-23 05:00

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  Did this work properly

  Not tried, but if you put "nsfw" right infront of "youtube" you will come to another site that will play it without logging in.

  2019-08-19 08:41

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  She ded

  Why does he look skinny as fuck in the beginning but fatter in the end?

  2019-08-16 18:31

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  *PTSD INTENSIFIES*. Anyone play an old video game called ...

  Name is Riley Reid, you can try finding the original video yourself

  2019-08-08 05:32

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  *PTSD INTENSIFIES*. Anyone play an old video game called ...

  Oh Fuck You're Gonna Make Me Come

  2019-08-08 05:26

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  Too soon ...

  It's August 6th

  2019-08-06 04:41

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  Soccer sucks

  My battery is at 64% right now

  2019-08-04 06:55

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  Food for thought

  It's more likely that they would let people storm area 51 and only have some "minor" secrets in it to take awat the attention it has if this really is a conspiracy

  2019-07-20 12:41

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  They are expecting us

  I think the reasoning goes somewhat like this: if angry russian bear know state secret angry russian bear attack. If suicidal teenagers find out state secret, angry russian bear also find out state secret

  2019-07-17 02:19

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  Dddd

  Honestly, who gives a shit if she's ugly? It's not like you're gonna get another chick that night, so why not just take what you get instead

  2019-07-14 12:14

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  i tried making it as good as possible

  Yup, it seems so. Some bullshit reasoning to preserve the "innocence" and "magic"

  2019-07-07 10:38

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  I'm here cutting my life into pieces

  ARM BLEEDING

  2019-07-03 10:59

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  Wholesome

  He spent it all on coke

  2019-07-01 15:44

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  Rubbers anyone?

  Fun fact: it's actually not the tires protecting you from the lightning, it's because the metal car acts like a Faraday's cage. This means that the electricity just flow outside the car down into the ground

  2019-06-26 14:56

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  Passed by a mile

  It didn't have to be a multiple choice test though

  2019-06-21 02:54

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  IT'S COMING

  June 25

  2019-06-17 13:06

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  Silly mathematicians u.u

  If you extend the diagonal line going from upper left to lower right a little bit too much, the y might look like an x. I've got this problem whenever using y

  2019-06-13 11:57

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  Why me why

  I fall asleep after night owl and wake up before early bird

  2019-06-10 04:12

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  sup y’all

  4/20/69 is the only time that using a worse date notation is justified

  2019-05-31 21:30

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  dongs in a country

  I sure as hell would like to live in the republican society because I can't read mirrored text

  2019-05-29 07:43

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  Online Gaming be like

  Washing the dishes takes a bit longer than 1 minute you know

  2019-05-28 01:43

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  Deep

  Damn australians uploading spoilers again

  2019-05-26 09:41

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  This kid is on crack.

  Oh yeah, he likes ice cream, I can tell

  2019-05-25 17:43

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  Who's the Boss

  Coming from Sweden, which has an incredibly simple subway system, I found myself constantly confusewhen trying to navigate through the city

  2019-05-24 05:19

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  Some mathematical shit

  It's more common to write ±∞ rather than say it doesn't exist, but yes, the limit doesn't exist

  2019-05-24 05:13

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  Some mathematical shit

  If we assume that the 0 should actually be x we can write it as ±∞

  2019-05-24 05:12

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  Like your mom

  I get it to 16 around the middle there's one that looks like it's actually 2 but I think it's just really long and bent in a weird way, not sure though. It's the 10th wiener

  2019-05-24 05:08

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  Fail

  My gf only buys from chinese websites at like $5 a pair

  2019-05-23 06:51

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  soon i swear

  We don't like the limitations that comes with being in a relationship (even an open relationship) so we discussed it a few days ago and thought we should stay until our 1000-day anniversary besause milestone

  2019-05-22 16:02

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  soon i swear

  Yeah

  2019-05-22 15:35

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  soon i swear

  It's our 1000-day anniversary, then we will change our relationship to just fwb

  2019-05-22 11:32

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  soon i swear

  I got one in 2016 and we will break up 8th of June this year

  2019-05-22 11:05

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  I'm bad at memes and I'm sorry, I'm trying to be better.

  I've just stopped telling my parents when I have tests. I had a test from 09:30-15:30 and I went to my GFs place the day before and just told them I would be sleeping over

  2019-05-18 07:31

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  Grumpy the old....

  I'll be honest, I hadn't heard that grumpy cat died before I saw this meme, it's actually pretty good

  2019-05-18 04:39

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  Grumpy the old....

  It can be fine to revive ancient templates, but please, fucking do it correctly

  2019-05-18 04:31

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  wow

  "Made with acrylic"

  2019-05-17 10:43

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  Oc

  Good job with the font sizes OP

  2019-05-15 19:34

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  tehehe

  How this been up for more than 3 months and only have 3 comments?

  2019-05-14 06:06

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  How many sports did this perso combine

  That crash involved other riders aswell. A lowside where the rider is alone usually doesn't end up that bad, especially if there are no obstacles

  2019-05-13 20:21

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  im taking it who else

  The creature obviously doesn't live in america

  2019-05-13 06:46

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  Oh boi

  Yeah sure, if I were to love a creature with a dick that wouldn't stop me from ruining that ass, but if I were to assume it had a pussy and I found it was hiding a 6 inch schlong from me this whole time my feelings would just fucking disappear

  2019-05-11 03:51

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  Would you do it?

  Not a single thing was good in this shit

  2019-05-10 09:13

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  After 2009 they only went up more if anyone is asking

  The x-axis is the year. It starts at 3 (1988) for some reason, and ends at 24 (2009). I suppose 0 is the year 1985. Y-axis would be the amount of rapes for the corresponding year

  2019-05-09 10:50

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  spoiler?

  @title this is technically a spoiler

  2019-05-03 05:03

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  Burn in hell

  I'd call it an embryo but sure

  2019-05-02 06:39

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  call to war

  "agresive". Not sure why it's part of the meme though

  2019-05-01 07:02

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  BLOODY TOURISTS

  You would most likely have to wait leds though. More sources: https://thetylt.com/culture/escalator-standing-walking https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/04/us/escalators-standing-or-walking.html Good youtube video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vbsoO2c7gCM

  2019-04-27 13:35

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  BLOODY TOURISTS

  Just as you said, they did try. But in London they experienced a "27% increase in the hourly capacity". https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/science/why-everyone-should-stand-still-on-an-escalator

  2019-04-27 13:32

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  BLOODY TOURISTS

  It would be more efficient (and safer) if everyone just stood still though

  2019-04-27 03:19

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