jabbatie

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8 Memes

jabbatie | 2015-10-17 22:30

disappointed um fan

79% 1541

jabbatie | 2015-02-02 00:30

Duhda duhda duh duh duh duh

88% 2595

jabbatie | 2015-02-02 00:30

Haha

85% 2320

jabbatie | 2014-05-25 17:00

letit

87% 2069

jabbatie | 2014-05-19 17:30

Baby's building a tower into space

89% 2155

jabbatie | 2014-03-15 22:00

yea, yea

84% 1787

jabbatie | 2014-01-27 03:30

letit

88% 1739

jabbatie | 2012-08-29 13:00

well did ya?

91% 494

Latest comments

FOUL!
Dog "don't step in my yard with that weak shit!"

2017-08-02 00:24
+38
Victory
Fucking cocky ass pose. I bet I could walk up and down the stairs way better than him.

2017-04-19 12:16
+14
Which one would you take? I would take also a number 6 la...
How many cut and pastes did that take?

2016-12-29 01:30
-3
Bush did 9/11
I get it because women support each other and men make fun of each other.

2016-12-12 20:36
-7
Insert nudes here
But I just did it 4 times! Alright...here we go

2016-12-12 20:34
-7
I cant believe it has come to this
Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen!

2016-12-12 20:33
+4
Binary suns
Rick and Morty yelling sun

2016-12-12 20:32
0
no title
Sad

2016-12-12 20:31
+60
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Did you already pay?

2016-11-13 10:07
+5
Truth
Misspelling words doesn't kill people, though.

2016-09-12 02:01
+7
Truth
Food does make people fat. What does a spoon have to do with that? I mean, technically bullets if you want to be specific kill people. Like Eddie Izzard said: a man yelling boom or rat tat tat tat is not going to kill many people.

2016-09-12 02:00
+5
Love this dude
Cross fire!

2016-09-12 01:57
+5
Action not object
Assault is the adjective describing the noun. The action here is the description of the noun. That's how adjectives work. Also, to rifle is also an action. The gun is named for two different actions. It seems like the person that made that statement is

2016-09-12 01:56
+11
Sole slap
Keep your damn hands up.

2016-08-18 20:39
+37
What about live ones?
She was alive at the time

2016-07-04 01:38
+2
Ducks
Don't tell me what to do!

2016-07-04 01:37
+1
texit!
Fuck Texas. Please let them leave.

2016-07-04 01:32
-6
Pinata fail
Jesus! That's a woman, what's wrong with you??

2016-07-02 02:19
+3
whisper app
Noooooo! She's lost!

2016-07-02 01:57
-11
Cannibals taste the best
That's exactly how mad cow disease started. Cannibalism causes diseases.

2016-06-14 23:18
+22
How they can lost the war whith weapons like this
Of what? I'm asking a question.

2016-06-07 04:14
+1
The only manly way to garden
Wouldn't it be down your ass? How's it going to go upwards? Someone'd have to put you on your neck with your legs in the air and then sit on you.

2016-06-07 04:06
+4
*hits blunt*
Was going to say this. It's also true with France and Canada. France left and the accent changed back in France but stayed the same in Canada.

2016-06-07 04:05
+15
Title
Who are you calling progressives? You're saying MLK fought for segregation?

2016-06-07 04:04
+8
Title
You're confusing this water fountain with a firehouse that would be used if black people left what you're calling a safe space.

2016-06-07 04:03
+8
How they can lost the war whith weapons like this
What war? The British? Are you talking about the American Revolution?

2016-06-07 04:01
-5
Title
I wish people would get smarter and start using this comparison when CEO's ask for an extra million dollar quarterly bonus. Great job society. Nit pick on a minimum wage worker trying to survive when there are 50 people in the world that have more wealth than the remaining earth.

2016-06-07 03:58
+25
fuck it
Wouldn't be. I'd be watching him or he'd be on a child leash because I'm a functioning parent.

2016-06-07 03:55
+9
Wat m8
Hail Sauron

2016-06-03 03:54
+34
Swing fail
Does this mean OhMyGif is dead as an app now?

2016-06-02 02:55
+4
Let me go get the popcorn
You tried to ask a question as if it was a rhetorical question but it actually has an answer. The fact that it doesn't matter how far ahead she is doesn't matter if she can't avoid a contested convention is the reason people down voted you.

2016-05-30 20:30
0
Movie night
Sleeping with your arm off the side of the bed. Sofa swings back and wake up with a stubbed arm.

2016-05-30 20:24
-2
Seems legit
I think he wants a transsexual

2016-05-27 13:25
+6
Let me go get the popcorn
way ahead means nothing. He doesn't have to win more votes, he just has to win enough to contest the convention at the National Convention.

2016-05-27 13:21
+16
didn't they do it together?
That's god damn terrifying as a man.

2016-05-23 01:56
+1
There's an easter egg on this meme
You do you. Be happy with who you are. As long as you feel you're doing everything you can to be happy healthy and successful that's all that matters.

2016-05-23 01:56
+2
There's an easter egg on this meme
Whoa! Uncalled for man.

2016-05-23 01:54
+3
This explains it
Shiiiit what happened on his 9th??

2016-05-23 01:53
+9
you really need to get better at it don't you
What's wrong with the punctuation? That is all one thought. No commas were needed. Any punctuation would have changed the thoughts. Please explain how you would have punctuated differently.

2016-05-22 20:58
0
Didn't see that coming
Exactly, and don't forget it...just checking. Move along.

2016-05-20 12:05
0
There's an easter egg on this meme
I know...I know. I have no words for this tragedy.

2016-05-19 10:03
+12
Didn't see that coming
Do you understand how countries work?

2016-05-19 03:50
0
There's an easter egg on this meme
I see they went to the Terminator and Batman v Superman school of blowing their villain load in the trailer.

2016-05-19 03:49
+27
you really need to get better at it don't you
You GOT IT! Yay!! Good job! Somebody is going to get a great phone call to their mommy today explaining how big of a boy you've become!

2016-05-19 03:48
+4
didn't they do it together?
You BIT it???

2016-05-18 02:41
+7
She wants the Disney
God damnit tumblr

2016-05-16 00:08
+4
Hehe
On your 6th one out and you move to far down.

2016-05-14 21:09
+18
Didn't see that coming
Ask me if I'll go to a restaurant fucking robot that can't understand anything I say. Do you know how many phones I've almost broken or broken because of how shitty talk to text is?

2016-05-09 21:20
-2
jels jh
Pretty well known? By who? If I asked 100 people on the street who Blue Beetle is, how many do you believe would say, he's Ted Cord from that 90s run on JL?

2016-05-09 02:07
-1
I have nothing to say
My thing is don't live for afterlife because you'll never know you died.

2016-05-09 02:03
+1
I have nothing to say
What if you chose to believe in one God and then found out that you were completely wrong on which God you should have believed in? There is an equal chance that the Grecians were right in their pantheon as the Egyptians or Romans or Jews or Christians.

2016-05-09 02:02
+2
I have nothing to say
I'm saying that you should not rape because rape is a terrible thing to do. To answer your first question, If you have to believe in an imaginary man's wrath to get you to not rape or kill, that's fine. Would I rather have an atheist raping because he wants to? What the hell are you talking about? Where did that question even come from? You're going to have to explain your logic in even asking that question before an answer is even entertained.

2016-05-09 01:58
+1
I have nothing to say
If you are an atheist, you can still live with great self instilled morals. If you are religious and the only reason you don't kill or rape is because you worry about an imaginary man sending you to hell, then you deserve hell. If God was worth a shit, he would treat an atheist that lived with a good moral code that was self instilled just as good as any religious person that had a good moral code and didn't judge others for not being religious.

2016-05-08 14:41
+3
racism
Friend just handed me some picky for the first time. It was decent. Had the green tea.

2016-05-08 14:27
-3
lsjxnq
Yuppers. Toxin is proof that symbiotes are only as bad as the host. Toxin's host was a good person.

2016-04-29 01:40
+7
jdjd
High Father wielded them all in Godhead. And Hal Jordan technically did in Blackest Night.

2016-04-29 01:30
+2
jdjdk
I'm really excited for the idea that Moon Knight has actually been in Ryker's all this time and is imagining everything.

2016-04-29 01:28
+5
jdjzks
Even more technically the original Jean Grey is dead. These have all either been clones, look a likes, and what you said.

2016-04-29 01:27
+2
jxjxbw
Nothing because he meant to say Omega Level Mutant.

2016-04-29 01:25
+1
jxjxbw
No you're thinking of Mad Jim Jaspers and that is debated to be stronger. Jim can only manipulate reality but died when he was put into a universe with no fabric of reality. Franklin Richards creates reality out of nothing. Matthew Malloy is debated to be more powerful, and I believe that he is. But he's not discussed and he doesn't use his power because he's crazy due to Prof X's mind manipulation.

2016-04-29 01:24
+14
jsjwmci
He didn't "become" a zombie. You're talking about the Marvel Zombie universe. Not the 616.

2016-04-29 01:20
+5
jels jh
Also the JL that he beat...you've never heard of them. Ice, Dove, Booster Gold, Blue Beetle, BloodWynd, Guy Gardner, etc.

2016-04-29 01:18
+10
jsjzksnskd
He's the second Flash....and the fourth

2016-04-29 01:17
+9
lsjxnq
Carnage "created" Toxin. And Toxin is more powerful than all 3 of them. But Toxin is constantly trying to be good.

2016-04-29 01:15
+6
Title is a black republican
What are you even saying?

2016-04-26 16:28
-2
someone made
It's a store. That meat is immediately thrown away as soon as it's found. It's as good as garbage to a store that can get sued if they put that back.

2016-04-25 00:27
0
guess you can say he made some "valid points"
Yea, I'm 100% sure this is fake.

2016-04-25 00:25
+1
Title is a black republican
A big opinion against this move is that there are both white female and black male abolitionists that did much more to stop slavery and actually get laws changed. AND there are less popularized figures on the Underground Railroad that did more and risked more than her. If we're going for minority abolishinism: Frederick Douglas is the best choice for a combo of fame and actually changing laws. If we're going for female, Amelia Earhart, Sally Ride, Sandra Day O'connor.

2016-04-24 19:42
+3
Title is a black republican
That's a narrow minded way of looking at this. Boiling down the only opponents of this as white vs black. I happened to be fine with this because Jackson was the only paper currency figure that I don't think should be on there. But it shows a complete lack of tact on your part to call Jackson an "old white guy" and Tubman "a black lady" why not say they're both old? You're showing inexperience in as a debater because you're just boiling down the dissenting opinion from yours into a straw man.

2016-04-24 19:37
0
Title is a black republican
It's a big deal because it's the first time a non-president/founding father has ever appeared on paper money. The only exceptions to the only dead presidents rule on paper money have been Alexander Hamilton (the first secretary of the treasury who created and wrote the entire US financial system and treasury) and John Marshall (the second Secretary of State who made the judicial branch branch coequal to the executive and legislative.)

2016-04-24 19:33
+2
Title is a black republican
Wallace was a democrat until the civil rights movement hit a head in 1967. From 1968 he became an American Independent because the Democrats would not allow him to represent their party to run for president. It's actually almost the same story line as Trump running for the Republican Party now. The difference is that Wallace was immediately ousted and not allowed to spread his hate speech.

2016-04-24 19:19
-1
Title is a black republican
Andrew Jackson was an asshole uber racist. A genocidal megalomaniac.

2016-04-24 19:13
-4
Surprise motherfucker
A guy that wants to rape someone or be alone in a female bathroom, is only being stopped by a sign, right? WRONG Your logic is dumb as hell. Your logic says that the only thing stopping rapists are signs.

2016-04-24 19:07
-4
Surprise motherfucker
What if you're a hermaphrodite?

2016-04-24 19:05
+22
Poor little girl
Yup. Juice has as much sugar as a normal soda. There's no real difference that can't be duplicated by a chewable vitamin

2016-04-24 18:43
+8
guess you can say he made some "valid points"
Idiocy. Idiocracy is a movie

2016-04-24 18:37
+10
It's been 4 days already and it's still raining
There's raw sewage all in there. That's nasty.

2016-04-22 01:31
+2
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No if I think a kill was bs, I watch it.

2016-04-22 01:20
+1
Soup soup
The new version is garbage

2016-04-21 18:35
+10
Roasted.
Carl is some other guy's backup already.

2016-04-20 03:12
+5
Thank you
No they're not classified as a vegetable.

2016-04-17 13:58
0
those Cinnamon rolls must taste like shit tbh.
You want to be inside that man's ass too?

2016-04-17 02:20
+6
So sad
No wedg was right. He's talking about how there appears to be a weather event coming in in the background of the picture. He's saying that there's a thunderstorm coming in. That's actually where they got the movie from. The rain lasted for 4 weeks during filming. They figured what the hell and named it after the weather that was around them. Tropic Thunder.

2016-04-17 02:16
+2
So sad
Whoa! It was decent. Don't be a dick.

2016-04-17 02:14
+4
So sad
It's not a parody. It's actually just the movie Tropic Thunder.

2016-04-17 02:14
+3
So sad
It's actually Ben Stein! Common misconception

2016-04-17 02:13
-10
So sad
It's funny because I was about to comment that nobody would be stupid enough to not realize that this was tropic thunder. I was immediately proven wrong.

2016-04-17 02:13
+17
Nailed it
I'm hoping after the murderer nailed him/her, I hope he/she didn't also screw them.

2016-04-17 02:08
+3
woah
You failed algebra didn't you? It's ok. Just don't give me stale fries next time, dammit!

2016-04-17 02:05
-1
someone made
No

2016-04-17 02:02
-2
someone made
This asshole is leaving fucking meat to go bad around the store just to make shitty puns! Someone has to clean that up. And now whoever gets those chips is getting blood on their package!

2016-04-17 02:01
+10
Pick something for me to illustrate please?
And I want photo realism in how the mom is illustrated!

2016-04-17 01:59
+23
I'm feeling drunk and high , so high , so high . . .
It wouldn't be the first time someone/thing got burnt after putting in just the tip

2016-04-17 01:57
+6
Har har
Unless it's an all women's school

2016-04-09 16:50
-2
Look at the guy then look at bride
I assumed that the threesome was with the husband and bride.

2016-04-09 16:30
+44
When i die from vaping i wanna be put in this coffin
I'm not weally in the mood fow youw twix, at the moment!

2016-04-09 16:27
+4
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Why would you make it a man? This sign has nothing to do with men. Women become elderly too. And only women become pregnant. This is stupid.

2016-04-07 15:08
+5
Thank you
Potatoes are tubers not vegetables.

2016-04-04 15:52
0
Rapetrain
Are there a lot of rape cases in Butte?

2016-04-01 16:18
+1
your wish is my command
Give not crash into. Genie deliberately changed what the dude wished. The genie knows for a fact that nobody would throw a knife to someone when they wanted to give it to them. That's called attempted murder.

2016-03-26 12:48
+4

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