ivozwan

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ivozwan | 2013-06-19 11:30

third comment gets an icecream

The Most Interesting Man In The World I Don't Always

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Long time
And 12 minutes, don't forget the 12 minutes

2015-05-25 19:40
+17
Upvote third comment to the heavens!
Wise words

2015-05-19 19:20
-4
Astronaut
But why the hell would you add things when renovating a church, it is supposed to be old

2015-05-05 19:34
-2
*_*
Extreme plottwist

2015-05-05 19:29
+1
he's rounding third!!
Reminds me of the drink dickens cider, look it up on youtube, it's worth it

2015-04-06 18:51
+1
It has begun.
You can get downvoted for tht my friend

2015-03-19 19:40
-7
Like a boss
Only right arm is strong

2015-03-08 19:29
+3
Your life has been a lie
No it isn't showing a picture of Katy Perry

2015-03-08 19:25
+6
Sounds fun..
But why a punishment, like it's a bad thing to watch porn

2015-03-08 19:01
+22
Title likes Katy Perry
Why has nobody edited this meme

2015-03-04 18:33
-11
It will never die
Depends on what you call a "waste" of power

2015-03-02 17:42
+3
Q: what is the weirdest present you've gotten?
And after that you're left with a balloon with your breath

2015-02-26 19:34
+10
The seat is always colder than ice.
Because this is very unhygienic

2015-02-23 17:59
+23
Kick offs going to be a blast!
If you refer to top gear, I'll absolutely upvote the comment

2015-02-17 17:46
+24
Exactly why it NEEDS to be…
That's another cook...no wait, biscuit, that's better But he did very well at the world championship, so credits for him

2015-02-08 18:38
+2
1st comment is not a comment
Patrick must be mad because he can't see his forehead

2015-02-05 18:12
+2
There is a monster in the closet.. o.o
No, it's true, i saw a video about it, he climbs in through the window, grabs some stuff from the fridge, after that he pisses in the sink(really!!) and leaves again

2015-02-04 14:17
-6
Hmm..
Did you really have to make this useless comment the same second i made mine;)

2015-01-23 12:03
+13
Hmm..
I can look through the windows

2015-01-23 12:02
-4
shame on you!
They even bought lamborghini's, ferrari's and bugatti veyron's to chase his limousines

2015-01-20 18:05
-16
So you're saying that it's not that strange that if you tell negative things about a group that can't stand a bit of criticism you just need to count on being murdered...

2015-01-14 19:07
+5
Indeed, if everyone did this we wouldn't have this problem because we would've send them back to syria or so(those bad ones)

2015-01-14 19:05
+14
Problem*

2015-01-14 19:02
+7
You are so right about this, it actually captures the whole probl

2015-01-14 19:02
+7
Under pressure
Under pressure, awesome song

2015-01-14 18:57
+4
The very hungry caterpillar was my favorite
Rupsje nooit genoeg, fantastic book

2015-01-11 18:46
+2
Riddle me this
You must dare quite a lot to still comment "e" man

2015-01-11 18:23
+9
Why?
It's huge but as you can see only the top 30 metres have roomes, because they don't need more... So to say it's huge is a bit too much

2015-01-11 18:11
+6
TRUE STORY!!!
Maybe this is true for america, but here(in holland) i think it's about 1 or 2. And in areas in downtown new york you walk past a murdered 36 times a day, so i don't think this really was a good research

2015-01-11 18:03
+10
Couldn't have chosen better
At least be glad that those question memes are becoming a bit more positive instead of things like have sex with a dog or your grandmother...

2015-01-04 18:17
+1
Me Gusta
And of course the giant cookie from the film bruce almighty... Love that film btw

2015-01-03 20:38
+4
Did'nt quite work out for you, did it?
Gotta Love memedroid comment section

2015-01-01 19:47
-41
Comment #7 has the sign
Don't have the sign, but screw it for the rest

2014-12-29 19:46
-4
Bad isis
Lets not start a discussion about what's wrong with each religion here on memedroid

2014-12-25 20:22
+19
:○
Because otherwise nobody understands you...

2014-12-15 18:04
+5
×_×
He is dutch btw

2014-12-07 20:25
+6
So expensive
It comes from a meteorite, which we can't find on earth... And there's only a very limited amount of it, so if you want it you really have to pay for it

2014-12-07 20:21
+4
So expensive
Indeed, this stuff isn't just expensive, it's motherf*cking expensive

2014-12-07 20:19
+2
Needs to be Meditated
You know, this is actually true, look it up

2014-12-07 20:15
+12
How do i get this for science reasons
What if he tries to become muslim, would that be allowed

2014-12-07 20:06
+12
How do i get this for science reasons
How about having fun continuously because you're drunk. You won't complain about your disease because you don't do that either when you're drunk

2014-12-07 20:05
-11
The Truth
Not that strange with such a face

2014-12-03 17:40
+1
true?
Open questions are indeed the most diffucult for this problem

2014-12-03 17:36
+1
I chose Trevor from Gta 5
I'm sorry, i thought name a movie personage

2014-11-26 17:51
+18
the parts of africa that they dont show on tv
So what have we learned...? Never donate to african countries, they actually have a better life than we do. And although that is a fact they still want our last money, ridiculous

2014-11-26 17:50
+26
I chose Trevor from Gta 5
God(maybe from bruce almighty)

2014-11-26 17:41
-45
Probably count the layers in his shield(like threes)

2014-11-25 18:47
+8
Siika
Isn't this such a thing that everybody would do but nobody says it out loud...

2014-11-25 11:18
+140
Lol
Ahh, Top Gear, what a great show, love the presentators as well, jeremy clarkson, james may, and this was richard hammond

2014-11-23 18:00
+1
*insert fry meme*
Great dutch invention, for things like this(especially things with water) dutchmen are known as great architects

2014-11-23 17:54
+8
hi
A genius

2014-11-23 14:28
+4
Oh fuck... No. Sudden. Movements.
Where is dynamo if you need him

2014-11-20 17:32
-1
Mmmmmm...
There's also chocolate with 99% cacao, but this doesn't mean 99% is cacao, but that the cacaobutter excists of 99% cacao I hope my comment helped you

2014-11-18 18:05
+6
Wtf...
Here(in the netherlands) it's called lays, and in the us walkers

2014-11-16 06:29
-9
Murder
Yes it is, the clown couple bassie en adriaan from the netherlands have been there in a movie. So yeah it's for clown but it wasn't scary

2014-11-15 13:12
+4
For what?!
And you use that space forrrr...? If quests come over or something?

2014-11-13 18:48
+3
This kid sure has some skills
This one is even better than: If you were i pirat, on which shoulder whould you place you parrot, on this one...or this one

2014-11-13 18:35
+28
Bruh
In that case: I'n second

2014-11-13 18:22
-1
Faith in humanity restored!
I don't excercise much, but when I do, I train

2014-11-13 04:45
+40
Europe, Europe...
I think there are quite some mistakes in this, although i'm proud off the netherlands that it's really high, i can tell you it's less than 95% And i've been to poland recently, if 10% speaks a very little bit english they are lucky

2014-10-26 21:29
0
The things you do
I was actually waiting for a fool to say this, aww it's so bad for the dog blablabla.... People dye their hair themselves, why the f*ck would your dog be a poor dog for being painted pink! Really people, don't just scream something

2014-10-26 21:16
-3
Unknown Title
Indeed, love jeremy too, he is awesome Typical britisch sense of humor, but quite smart as well, thanks to him the show has over 250 million viewers

2014-10-26 20:10
+6
Zach Braff is awesome
Nederlands

2014-10-20 19:29
+2
American police vs UK police
By the way, i find english policemen great, they just give warnings, hit people if they need to, and don't have high fines. And they laugh about things, which makes them more normal humans

2014-10-20 19:09
+9
American police vs UK police
Dutch policemen are stupid anyway, they support a system with fines that are way to high(€230 for a red light, €40 for 4kph) and they never just give a warning, because they have to give at least a certain(high) amount of fines. They even go stand beside the roads to fine people for speeding, but not even having to move themselfes

2014-10-20 19:06
+5
wat
Indeed, maker of this meme must be fun at parties

2014-10-16 17:32
+6
Dumass.
It wasn't hard enough

2014-10-14 18:26
+3
mortal kombat
+1 for the word fucknut

2014-10-14 18:03
+2
19 year old German bikini competitor Sophia Thiel killed ...
Says the girl who is lucky enough to have the perfect body If that's really you...

2014-10-05 19:00
-13
Who became what
Put Michael jackson in that list

2014-10-04 18:35
-1
.
It doesn't add something to the meme but I thought lets add some information, btw this man is 21 years old

2014-09-30 17:27
+1
.
Actually his story is quite sad, he is very ill and has the brains of a 10 year old. saw a documantary about him The cute thing was heb said his girlfriend was Icarly

2014-09-30 17:25
0
@title
I think it is

2014-09-27 14:39
+16
This is f*cking with my mind!
You're

2014-09-22 13:32
+72
Dutch TV
Het werd dus uitgezonden door dwdd

2014-09-21 18:55
0
ninth comment is a douchebag
I wanted to say exactly the same

2014-09-20 18:14
-5
Dutch TV
Sorry hoor, maar het logo staat in het fragment...

2014-09-11 17:57
+7
Dutch TV
This kind of things can only happen in Holland, great country

2014-09-11 17:55
+20
hoii
In Holland this is very populair as well, everybody does this, and once you got used to it, it's not even that strange

2014-08-26 19:06
-16
zombie apocalypse
Makes me think of the (awesome) movie Zombieland

2014-08-25 18:35
-2
ye
Thanks, now I can never see it normal again

2014-08-24 19:29
-1
girls taking math test be like
Irrelevant

2014-08-21 18:35
+3
:-/
And the only thing i notice is that the circles look like they have different sizes

2014-08-19 19:04
+3
axe effect
AXE peace

2014-08-10 20:17
+1
Top gear
I find the programme awesome The fact that everybody all over the world knows it says enough about the programme... It has over 250 million viewers, it's just great, especially jeremy, this guy should get an award instead of a lot of trouble...

2014-08-10 19:32
+10
mostly naked chicks
This is the most accurate description of moderating ever

2014-08-09 06:39
-13
yeah etherlandsss
Ow i'm dutch as well, would there be one single person left waiting for me to confirm those things really excist? Maybe i should also say how often i have driven under one of those... By the way; this is such a typical dutch stupid green invention that costs way to much money, and it doesn't work

2014-07-16 19:30
0
.....
If you take a close look you see that the right guy's heel is in the water, and not that he's standing on the water, so the other guy just dives in motherf@cking cold water Sorry for screwing the meme

2014-07-16 18:50
+18
True story
Putana means bitch in many languages

2014-07-10 20:25
+12
Cast away
He was in "the green mile" as well. Very good film, very good actor

2014-05-13 17:40
+2
no shit Sherlock!,
He's measuring the voltage of the tomato

2014-05-09 10:40
-3
Wtf
Oh look...autism

2014-05-08 16:27
-2
True
^prepare for more downvotes than you can count

2014-05-04 19:07
+1
cigaret!
1 day each isn't even close to correct

2014-05-04 19:03
+1
A sample of higher math. This is analysis 2, measure theo...
That's just some highschool stuff, not too diffucult, only the symbols make it look like it ks

2014-05-01 20:04
-2
Top gear
Jeremy clarkson is absolutely my hero! Although hammond and james are fantastic as we

2014-05-01 19:14
+11
I'm greedy!
I bet this guy has loads of friends

2014-04-30 06:04
+8
Did you yawn?
Fun fact: When you yawn and at the same time touch your tongue with your finger you will immediately stop yawning

2014-04-28 19:35
+3
scumbag cats
I'm not sure, because english isn't my first language, but isn't it shant instead of shalt?

2014-03-27 18:16
-1
20 pleasures
Number 13 is so lovely, because at any other point all the pleasure will totally disappear, but now it's fantastic. Although I always wait in my car until the song is finished

2014-03-17 18:45
+9

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