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  uh

  I had a Furby once that woke me early in the morning.. The son of a bitch started talking without batteries. Fuck those things.

  2019-12-05 08:20

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  f

  Sad thing is... People are actually going to purchase this shit.

  2019-12-04 21:10

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  The year of Luigi never ended

  Keep these memes coming!

  2019-12-04 01:53

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  gummy vitamins

  Patchouli will always be my favorite flavor.

  2019-12-04 01:49

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  gummy vitamins

  Flintstone chewable vitamins will always be the best in my opinion.

  2019-12-04 01:47

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  I F'd up

  You're *

  2019-12-04 01:44

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  A new angle for florida man

  Wow. 'Florida Man' does something nice for once.

  2019-02-04 22:50

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  Mmm.. Rub me belly human

  It was the Western Black Rhino. Rest in Peace, you beautiful species. I'm sorry humans suck so badly.

  2017-03-23 19:38

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  How to catch a shark

  the answer you seek is below the first comment.

  2017-03-17 15:58

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  Dogs suck

  Two fecal oriented memes in a row.

  2017-03-01 14:38

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  Mike Wazowski

  You're too kind. Thank you.

  2017-02-27 04:18

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  Impregnated.

  Edgy!

  2017-02-27 03:37

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  What the fuck.

  From researching, I have discovered that they think in pictures and symbols.

  2017-02-27 02:20

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  Mike Wazowski

  Yeah. I'm a fan of Disney, but I don't get this either.

  2017-02-27 02:18

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  Power

  Rothschild.

  2017-02-25 15:49

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  Repost oc

  An original!

  2017-02-20 03:32

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  Hey, all's well if you say "no homo bro"

  Do you want to get mono? Because that's how you get mono.

  2017-02-17 01:35

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  Why are titles hard?

  @title Just think about your great grandma's armpit hair. It won't be so hard anymore.

  2017-02-14 22:34

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  Help!

  Your profile pic is terrifying! But I love it.

  2017-02-11 23:21

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  My favorite flavor is green.

  

  2017-02-11 14:12

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  My favorite flavor is green.

  I'm not your companion, partner.

  2017-02-11 05:06

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  he knows

  Fuck yeah it is! I think I'll add socks with sandles with the cowboy hat as well.

  2017-02-11 05:05

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  Is That possible?

  Its called the flash

  2017-02-11 03:56

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  Why tho

  @Title Because he thought he was cool shit and wanted to come off as a hardcore bad ass.

  2017-02-11 03:51

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  Haha

  Ha.

  2017-02-11 03:41

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  .

  It also goes with green and red striped sweaters and a glove with long razor blades on the fingers!

  2017-02-11 03:22

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  Well...

  What can I say? I'm in a helping mood right now.

  2017-02-11 03:12

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  he knows

  I don't have one! But since I'm in Florida, I can just steal one from the neighbors!

  2017-02-11 03:10

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  My favorite flavor is green.

  Well! Fuck you too, buddy!

  2017-02-11 03:08

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  My favorite flavor is green.

  I'm not your mate, brother.

  2017-02-11 03:07

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  he knows

  For sure! I'm from Florida though! Please don't leave me with these crazies!

  2017-02-11 02:42

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  My favorite flavor is green.

  I'm not your pal, friend.

  2017-02-11 02:39

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  he knows

  The East coast would be pretty awesome as well if it wasn't for Florida Man and Florida Woman fucking everything up. Eating people's faces off and all that crazy shit.

  2017-02-11 02:13

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  Title is greedy tbh

  

  2017-02-11 01:59

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  United steaks

  Close! Pork steak, but good observation!

  2017-02-11 01:58

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  .

  Good Guy Ice Cream Man! You are so kind!!

  2017-02-11 01:57

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  Well...

  Don't be an ass. You knew exactly what Leviathan was asking.

  2017-02-11 01:52

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  Well...

  person Melanie thought it was, therefore, Melanie had nobody to cover her shift and was also about to be late.

  2017-02-11 01:52

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  Well...

  Melanie from Old Navy texted who she thought was a co-worker at 10:35 in the morning asking to cover a 4:30pm to 9:00pm shift. The other party said s/he'd love to take the shift. Then at 4:00pm the text receiver let Melanie know that h/she was not the

  2017-02-11 01:52

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  bananaaaa

  This is shit, but can you imagine if every time you killed a spider, this happened?

  2017-02-11 01:44

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  An intellectual such as myself

  You are correct. However, it probably won't help.

  2017-02-11 01:40

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  My favorite flavor is green.

  I'm not your buddy, guy.

  2017-02-11 01:26

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  Pull the trigger

  It's stuck in my head again!

  2017-02-09 21:13

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  Trump is not a racist, stop saying he is

  If I had to guess, you do all your 'research' on Snopes.

  2017-02-09 08:22

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  Doggo is excited about bolt

  The end had me laughing so hard I almost woke everyone up.

  2017-02-09 00:35

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  How do you feel about anal

  @title

  2017-02-09 00:13

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  In yo face

  Bro. Get off my labia!

  2017-02-09 00:03

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  In yo face

  The fuck, phone!?

  2017-02-08 23:58

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  In yo face

  

  2017-02-08 23:57

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  In yo face

  

  2017-02-08 23:56

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  In yo face

  

  2017-02-08 23:56

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  In yo face

  I'm a woman. Anyway... it's Damn*

  2017-02-08 23:54

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  I also pee right after

  He's right, you know. And if you deny it, you're a dirty filthy liar.

  2017-02-08 23:46

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  Spice

  I immediately thought of Jim Carrey's line The Mask.

  2017-02-08 23:41

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  last comment gets a memedroid T-shirt

  Finally got to the bottom of.this madness!!!!

  2017-02-07 00:45

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  last comment gets a memedroid T-shirt

  28.

  2017-02-07 00:33

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  Mint flavour.

  I'm not making fun of the spelling. I'm making fun of the context. Markers aren't flavoured. They're scented.

  2017-02-06 22:56

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  .

  I'm pretty sure that's the skull of a child.

  2017-02-06 22:10

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  Mint flavour.

  Flavour

  2017-02-06 21:09

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  Thanx

  

  2017-02-05 13:55

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  Free wings.

  Damn. I burned all the pictures of my exes!

  2017-02-05 01:18

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  i'm bored

  It is! It's freshly urinated urine!

  2017-02-05 00:50

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  .

  SLIME TIME!!!!

  2017-02-05 00:30

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  It's a repost. Not gonna hide it. Tbh nothing is original...

  I sent this to my dad when his doggo died. Even though it made him cry, he felt a little better. R.I.P Casey!

  2017-02-05 00:27

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  Come here human!

  

  2017-02-05 00:21

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  Is this real life?

  Alternative facts?

  2017-02-05 00:13

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  Is this real life?

  Doesn't really matter to me

  2017-02-05 00:12

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  (๑و•̀ω•́)و

  They're*

  2017-02-04 23:32

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  show me where ron touched you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  I don't know the back story. It's probably fake anyway, but that is Emma Watson!

  2017-02-04 21:42

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  Thanx

  *Not all heroes wear capes.

  2017-02-04 21:36

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  Interstellar's 4th dimension.

  I certainly hope so! Poor little guy!

  2017-01-25 21:15

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  What a bitch

  Not a Trump supporter here, but uh...you can't just say you quite often think about blowing up the White House and people actually take you seriously.

  2017-01-25 06:56

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  .

  Only Freddy Krueger can pull off the fedora.

  2017-01-25 06:52

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  yes that's a real picture

  Super_Nova is never to be blasphemed in any way whatsoever! Super_Nova gives us only truth!

  2017-01-25 06:29

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  xD

  You're being watched.

  2017-01-25 06:28

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  xD

  fact that not all people who smoke are incredibly inept.

  2017-01-25 06:27

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  xD

  I've got terrible anxiety brought on by things I'd rather not disclose here. It helps wind down, helps keep the anxiety curbed and helps me eat as well when I forget because of nerves. So, thank you for coming forward and letting giving a heads up on the

  2017-01-25 06:26

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  xD

  Dude. Seriously, so much respect right now. I've been smoking for 10 years. Never thought it was "cool." And I hated those kids at school who always smelled like the nastiest dirt weed. Those were the ones who thought it was "cool." I like to smoke because

  2017-01-25 06:24

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  Interstellar's 4th dimension.

  Source? We're you there? Did you know this kid? I'm actually genuinely curious.

  2017-01-25 06:03

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  dickachu

  I didn't even laugh the first time I saw this meme.

  2017-01-25 05:55

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  Here, let me sort that for you!

  

  2017-01-25 05:14

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  Who else hates docters ???

  Bruh....I think he might be obsessed with you.

  2017-01-25 05:02

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  Rick and morty is best show

  I downvoted him for you, my friend and upvoted all your comments!

  2017-01-25 05:00

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  These tweets are getting out of hand

  It is.

  2017-01-25 04:57

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  Vegetables intensify

  Thank you for the knowledge! Very kind indeed!

  2017-01-25 04:42

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  Bitch no

  Soooooo....Your cum is fart gas flavored soda? Good luck even getting a blowjob with that nastiness.

  2017-01-25 04:41

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  Bitch no

  He's right, you know.

  2017-01-25 04:39

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  1st comment gets upvotes instead

  

  2017-01-25 04:27

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  Fun fact.

  So. With that incorrect statement, let me say that Abraham Lincoln was NEVER the President. He NEVER even existed!

  2017-01-25 04:26

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  Had to upload one before the meme died

  This meme is at 66% with 6 voters. 666.

  2017-01-22 20:32

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  Graceful

  You are actually correct!

  2017-01-06 16:02

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  Follow me

  Hey! I have those pajama bottoms!

  2017-01-05 17:19

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  1st comment gets upvotes instead

  Keep him at zero.

  2016-11-03 22:52

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  Fun fact.

  She's a doctor, you moron. I'm sure she knows some science. Trump has no idea what the fuck he's doing. He's too busy grabbing pussies and Clinton can't even keep her man in the bedroom, so how the feck would she know how to run an entire country?

  2016-10-30 10:44

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  Fun fact.

  She wasn't spray painting a statue. She was spray painting a bulldozer that was invoked in DAPL. She wrote: "I approve of this message." I approve of her actions. She's actually out there with the people protesting DAPL because she truly cares!

  2016-10-29 15:54

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  Fun fact.

  I'm voting Stein. She's amazing. And if she can just get at least 5% she will be able to participate in the debates in 4 years!

  2016-10-29 15:52

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  Progression

  Why!?

  2016-10-25 15:38

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  Progression

  I avoided Memedroid and Facebook like the plague so I wouldn't see spoilers.

  2016-10-25 15:37

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  I'll pay everyone if this passes. Promise

  The fuck shit is this?

  2016-10-24 21:09

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  Good morning.

  If I got offended easily, do you really believe I would chose such a username as mine? It was supposed to be a joke, but it seems like you got butthurt over it. I was simply adding comedy to your comment.

  2016-10-21 21:36

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