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  Right?

  please just try not to have sex unsupervised

  2018-01-22 06:19

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  .

  fuck yeah my ally is deadpool. Wait, I should be worried

  2017-07-07 09:27

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  Asking the important questions

  also japfest

  2016-08-04 13:51

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  do you guys like my account?

  i cam confirm this since i have been using this app when it first came out

  2016-08-02 18:48

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  Best meme yet

  bilkul sahi

  2016-07-31 09:36

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  failing at life

  if only other sperms have made it, I wouldn't be dealing little pricks like you

  2016-07-20 13:12

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  Every Life Matters

  Yeah, stupid bias

  2016-07-01 05:00

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  When you on spec ops but u also on chill mode

  No, it is part of both countries culture

  2016-06-23 09:49

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  .

  RIP another star gone in 2016

  2016-06-04 04:08

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  a few days too early but hey. good meme

  to all

  2016-06-03 09:58

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  a few days too early but hey. good meme

  more iftari after maghrib salah

  2016-06-03 09:58

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  waiting so bad :(

  agreed

  2016-06-03 09:43

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  waiting so bad :(

  maghrib is also the time to pray

  2016-06-03 09:40

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  Soo Vegan

  

  2016-05-23 13:38

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  Mmm

  shit first then fuck later

  2016-05-16 14:46

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  .

  you just spoke the words out of my mouth

  2016-05-06 16:23

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  kids these days

  2016-05-06 09:23

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  Awww..... no head...

  I was expecting it since the start when he said "on the rail track"

  2016-05-05 15:20

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  .

  that was extra sudden plot twist

  2016-05-05 15:08

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  Thats how it works in the bush

  yeah like someone pulling you in the middle of your sleep, it really does give the creeps

  2016-05-05 07:39

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  Roundabouts

  this made me remember a scene from Mr bean

  2016-04-29 14:05

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  Life has many doors ed boy

  nobody gonna talk about the quality of this picture?

  2016-04-26 04:33

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  Sigh

  the stupid is high with this one

  2016-04-25 14:13

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  Awwwws

  poor penguin never got sex in gotham

  2016-03-14 08:33

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  Nimble Navigator

  eat I right, ass that's ladies

  2016-02-28 10:46

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  #respectolimaryourgod worship me

  you ain't gonna get any

  2016-02-21 07:36

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  ok

  Absolute

  2016-01-20 07:10

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  OKAY

  you cant say shit about cheese, it is an ingredient used in the feast of the gods

  2016-01-12 05:22

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  and jiggling asses

  2016-01-10 07:05

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  David tennant was the best doctor

  last time I heard something start with lazarous, it didn't turn good for Thea queen

  2016-01-04 13:38

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  life hacks

  doesnt work, the lady came outside smashed the window, removed the mess from my legs and started giving me a blowjob.

  2016-01-04 05:57

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  .

  yeah, but he is still an ass

  2016-01-01 13:30

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  ask him to call me a TRAITOR

  trick question, you usually dont have a gf when you're at gamestop

  2015-12-25 04:10

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  Starwars fans are funny

  and the groin

  2015-12-22 13:43

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  True

  i guess they need to use turn signals then

  2015-12-20 01:55

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  Rapefruit

  and then press the trigger whilst pointing at her

  2015-12-19 16:33

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  A friend sent me this lel

  imagine his campaign flag with the name Dick on it would blow away on a windy day. NEWS: a campaign flag of Dick blew away

  2015-12-19 07:39

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  good point

  Clifford needs to chill

  2015-12-19 07:34

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  la chancla se acerca

  and the regret of asking her hubby to give her a creampie back then

  2015-12-19 04:19

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  my own personal hell

  an eternity of repost

  2015-12-18 14:11

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  my own personal hell

  it art, don't you see it

  2015-12-18 14:07

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  dont believe the media bitchesss

  this like nearly most of northern areas

  2015-12-18 06:15

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  food tips

  but..but... i thought this was better

  2015-12-17 01:05

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  Uhh

  bruhh

  2015-12-15 10:08

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  "Science teacher" (X) doubt

  like the teacher thinking setting up solar panels will waste sun's energy into electricity rather than being USED by plants. so yeah, some people are waste of oxygen

  2015-12-15 10:06

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  5th comment is gay

  josh has some nasty comebacks

  2015-12-14 09:55

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  every night

  i know that fell buddy

  2015-12-14 09:48

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  every night

  well all i get are friggin nightmares. and i am so used to them that i am the king in my nightmares. sorry satan

  2015-12-14 07:04

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  Anime name: outnumbered

  this girl is going places

  2015-12-13 14:03

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  Better twas the night before Christmas

  the most beautiful piece of poetry I've ever seen

  2015-12-13 03:34

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  Dheh

  Plot twist: But the boss didn't have a penis so now the worker has to stay longer

  2015-12-12 07:58

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  Title stinks

  well i am Obama self here, so my Barrack wont let you putin there

  2015-12-11 23:42

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  alfred

  he ain't dealin with batman's shit

  2015-12-11 09:04

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  yea

  well he does look like a pretty wonder flash

  2015-12-10 12:37

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  Deer balls, under a buck, is that a pun

  also uses for dollar

  2015-12-09 12:38

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  wat

  they havent made up their mind whether it's an exit or not

  2015-12-09 06:30

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  this anime gave me nightmares ;-;

  you have no idea how much I cried on this scene *starts weeping again*

  2015-12-08 10:03

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  Sooo romantic!!

  poop says no, fart says yes

  2015-12-06 11:37

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  Again....America....you are what's wrong with the world

  something very wrong with you, to be precise

  2015-12-06 08:23

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  Brilliant photos of 2015(yet)

  or reaching event horizon

  2015-12-04 08:28

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  .....

  I can hear the screams of the canadians

  2015-12-04 08:26

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  Let cool before adding icing

  

  2015-12-04 04:11

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  Me want SNU SNU!

  anyone would let her fuck em

  2015-12-01 05:21

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  Pseudo secular states

  

  2015-12-01 03:32

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  dinkleburg

  we would have better memes if it wasn't for DINKLEBERG

  2015-11-28 00:14

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  Ronaldo Trump

  well this is the only meme that made me chuckle todat

  2015-11-27 08:38

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  Pooh is an asshole

  *tying friends with rope and then throwing them on piece of wood* just scientific research

  2015-11-26 13:35

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  Gm

  it's all nice and everything but it doesn't belong here

  2015-11-26 13:29

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  right in the mouth to the feelings

  why is every other meme showing people getting roasted as a lamb on bonfire

  2015-11-20 12:24

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  ouch

  its like hell just happened there

  2015-11-20 12:21

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  Miiiight be haunted

  *ad would be a better word

  2015-11-20 12:18

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  I know this is too many ISIS/France memes

  a big fucking retard

  2015-11-18 03:18

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  It's the girl scouts

  

  2015-11-17 13:59

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  Joan Cornella #3

  these always end in the weirdest possible way

  2015-11-17 05:11

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  Y are you doing this? "Because you have a beautiful heart"

  bro, you high?

  2015-11-12 15:07

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  Lool

  our teacher told me to skip it but i pretended as if i havent heard him and continue to read it till the entire class goes silent for a second and then roars of laughter fpr the entire lecture

  2015-11-10 14:39

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  Dont lose your pen

  update memedroid bro

  2015-11-10 08:20

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  roast...

  

  2015-11-10 08:18

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  bruh

  or the entire squad

  2015-11-09 12:41

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  Epic

  .......or he fucked the deal

  2015-11-08 12:43

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  '-'

  this has been reposted more times than the frog has licked every fly in the swamp

  2015-11-08 12:38

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  Nailed it

  so close

  2015-11-07 07:02

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  Title is happy

  I've seen different versions of this post

  2015-11-05 13:10

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  Y

  i have an addition. my body, too, hates it

  2015-11-05 13:08

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  Fun

  fucking humans, always shit on my car when i am just done washing it. next time ima shoot 'em

  2015-11-05 13:07

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  This happens in my body

  always follow your heart

  2015-11-05 13:04

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  I only got to wipe once D:.

  and proceeds to shit on it

  2015-11-05 13:01

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  I know that feeling all too well

  i think the term "life is to short" will become literal when he starts masturbating in the public

  2015-11-05 06:53

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  Dodododooooo

  dont laugh too much, he'll probably knee you on the crotch as well

  2015-11-03 12:42

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  I wish they would....

  what's wrong with memedroid right now, the past few posts were really shitty

  2015-11-03 12:38

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  Sounds about right

  doesnt matter, had a blowjob

  2015-11-03 12:37

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  Win95 best game ever

  yeaaaah, and it's nano when its hard since you have an inverted

  2015-11-03 12:36

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  My situation :/

  me with an xbox one so i, too, dont have to worry about it

  2015-11-03 12:34

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  breath

  exactly my thoughts

  2015-11-03 08:42

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  Yes

  yo dawg

  2015-11-03 08:36

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  spread love <3

  and the black one is like ' yo papa, he is one tiny wiener

  2015-11-01 23:24

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  Cops...

  nor is it a trashy car

  2015-11-01 11:29

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  Oh!you!

  and that he doesn't have Alfred pennyworth

  2015-11-01 11:28

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  Soooo small

  no, it is a myth. somewhere the jimmie rustlers are hiding so that they can come out at the perfect moment to rustle their jimmies

  2015-11-01 11:27

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  Well jezz.

  i got mine from the black market on black Friday in black month

  2015-10-29 13:39

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