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  Come here dummy!!!

  You need a new “bae” if he won’t give you the dick. If your man isn’t banging you, he’s either doing it with someone else or is gay

  2019-02-04 01:13

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  Epic

  Those dudes just wanted to see dat 6" gap

  2017-01-07 07:24

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  When you completely fail in life

  I bet his Google search history would reveal, "intelligent word for hairy"

  2016-12-22 13:00

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  ‰

  Smartt is hardly the weirdest town name in Tennessee. I used to live in Ballplay, Tn. You've also got the classics: Turtletown, Ducktown, Goat City, Bugtussle, the list goes on and on

  2016-12-21 08:50

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  That Cena

  Kid was probably like, "No shit Sherlock "

  2016-12-20 23:33

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  Sorry gram gram

  Grandma has a few hours before she dies, but my phone is at 1%

  2016-12-20 10:01

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  Follow for follow

  You woke up to pussy, quit your complaining

  2016-12-20 00:12

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  Can you see it?

  That's right my son, suck the holy candy stick and your sins are forgiven...

  2016-12-19 12:57

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  What cars do you all drive?

  2015 Turbo Veloster, 93 Jeep Yj, 96 Eclipse gsx

  2016-12-18 15:23

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  What cars do you all drive?

  DSM 4 life bro, that's my 96 gsx in my pic.

  2016-12-18 15:22

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  Always the left one

  Socks contain better. I squirt like a high powered water hose and it sometimes busts through tissues, but Hanes socks always got my back

  2016-12-15 10:34

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  that tong tho

  <--- what I look like when a female human tongue is touching my pee pee

  2016-12-11 14:26

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  I ran so far away

  Now you can 3d copy your penis, then go fuck yourself

  2016-12-04 13:43

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  some things God can't do

  Maybe I'm out of the loop, but I don't understand this. She says you're not an atheist but then mentions praying to God

  2016-02-03 23:34

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  Killing with cookies

  Bake some cookies with arsenic in them if you wanna kill with kindness

  2016-01-28 23:24

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  Dad...

  Plot twist: The person was actually in the van and the dad is the one safely on the side of the road

  2016-01-28 06:20

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  Hey at least its original

  Maybe I worded my post wrong, or maybe you have the reading comprehension of mildly retarded dyslexic kid. I never said don't pay someone to clean for you

  2016-01-26 08:46

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  Hey at least its original

  I judge you for the fact you pay someone to clean it, but then don't want them to see what a messy fuck you are, so you clean it yourself

  2016-01-26 08:08

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  But who is he

  Con artist to a Sandwich Artist

  2016-01-25 23:32

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  Small loan of million dollars

  Stop getting so hung up on the damn million dollar loan. He turned a million into billions. I think Trump is a crazy asshole, but you can't deny he knows finances

  2016-01-24 06:10

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  Holy shit

  Puberty done right?

  2016-01-24 06:07

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  cock

  That's a strong ass pole

  2016-01-23 12:01

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  Van Bean

  World's goofiest martial artist.

  2016-01-22 22:20

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  Hitler was chill. We had coffee back in '40

  What if this little girl is the reason for it all. "Uncle Adolph, you know what would really make me happy? If you play hide n go gas chamber with some Jewish people"

  2016-01-13 01:13

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  Played himself

  I have 3 Visa cards, all with different security codes. If they were all the same, that would kinda defeat the purpose of a security code...

  2016-01-13 01:00

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  And Have a nice day

  Next time your mom kisses you goodnight, her mouth has had my penis in it

  2016-01-12 15:29

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  THE WEEKDAY

  This was dumb

  2016-01-11 15:16

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  Some top meme information

  If memes are genetically evolving, then they're stuck in a repost loop

  2016-01-11 03:50

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  let's hear em

  You say she's craving attention, yet your profile says "always horny"...which btw, if that's really you, I would give it a shot at curing that problem

  2016-01-10 23:24

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  this pc is FANtastic

  That pc looks pretty...cool

  2016-01-10 11:33

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  shrek the neck beard

  I can never look at Shrek the same after watching "Shrek is love, Shrek is life"

  2016-01-07 14:18

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  Here comes the hate speach

  I'm not a liberal, but I have no problem with stricter gun laws, I know plenty of people that are allowed to purchase them and should have gotten turned down by nics...I do, however, have a problem with extreme liberals that want to ban guns outright.

  2016-01-07 06:05

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  Can anyone confirm? ._.

  I really love seeing people argue all the time about black holes, when in fact, everything we know about them is nothing but a theory. Maybe in a few years when we launch Justin Bieber into space we can direct him to a black hole and get some hard evidenc

  2016-01-06 09:26

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  I have Kanye. If you have a May birthday... im sorry.

  Oh Jesus...Rebecca Black. One of us isn't making it out alive

  2015-04-13 11:17

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  You could say its a, Limp Bizkit

  Nothing a little pill can't fix

  2015-04-08 04:13

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  Dem feels

  Man fuck cancer. That bullshit making a child suffer all the way to his untimely death. Why can we spend millions to get hardons but not a cure for cancer

  2015-03-31 13:38

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  Aren't we all?

  In reality, that turtle is hoping you get a bit closer so it can slap the shit outa you

  2015-03-30 05:44

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  Don't know if repost or not but yea...

  Obviously someone fucked you if your a mom.

  2015-03-28 06:24

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  This is so me

  They're not Flavoured, they're scented. But, if the creator of this was licking them, I fully understand why the confusion

  2015-03-28 06:12

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  no stress

  Comparing rally to NASCAR is like hockey to football.

  2015-03-25 05:53

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  Fml

  Now that's some angry masturbating

  2015-03-24 05:20

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  Free!

  Deadpool packing on a few pounds

  2015-03-22 11:41

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  How to be lazy

  Plot twist: the pizza is actually watching you while it cooks

  2015-03-21 01:58

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  Sad day

  The dog has tasted more of that snatch than I have

  2015-03-20 03:49

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  Beer Goggles

  I don't get it, I think the first is hot. Usually if a hot girl is into me, I don't feel the need to go ahead and get drunk

  2015-03-14 12:49

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  He feels safe with a bucket in his head

  A young buckethead

  2015-03-14 12:34

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  Yeah we're the racists...

  Has it ever been confirmed if that is a male or female? I'm still confused when I see it

  2015-03-13 06:42

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  @_@

  American Sniper also demonstrated all the negatives of being a soldier. Chris Kyle struggled mentally after having to do the things he did. This movie isn't all about the glamor of him being a successful sniper.

  2015-03-12 04:37

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  I'm not your everyday high school kid.

  <------ I still drive my high school car. 96 eclipse gsx dsm4life

  2015-03-12 00:35

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  4 panel cringe

  You appear to have something just below your nose, good sir

  2015-03-11 01:06

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  .

  Call waiting...Deadpool doesn't fuck around

  2015-03-10 23:55

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  WTF Fun Fact

  Either this isn't entirely true or my dog is mentally handicapped, because every time I ask of he wants to go he gets super excited, but he never gets too go because I don't have a dog

  2015-03-09 23:17

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  Blankets

  Good guy meme needs to be good guy that's secretly evil. "...gives him a blanket so he doesn't freeze, then fucks him in the ass"

  2015-03-09 06:12

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  Fuck

  This makes me want to buy one of those...I've never noticed that it even had directions

  2015-03-06 10:06

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  What is this madness

  My grandfather touched many kids in the 90's. He gave them something they'll never forget

  2015-03-04 14:36

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  It was a good day:3

  Offdawall- Find da love...now that's a million dollar song right there Edit: Correction, his song freshman is where the true beauty lies

  2014-10-28 00:32

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  I will die with my HONOR!!!

  New York Times even has an article over this battle. The creator of the format stated it should be "jif" like jiffy peanut butter

  2014-10-28 00:24

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  Thanks?

  And I've been with women who were tighter, deeper, and didn't smell of rotten fish

  2014-10-26 08:24

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  Merica

  To me they have more of a whine sound. Either way, I love the sound of turbos and superchargers alike, as well as a good built n/a v8

  2014-10-24 03:20

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  I love both domestic & import :D

  The new challenger hellcat is such a beast. I love the challenger body style, to me it just says muscle, and then combined with over 700hp...dodge has a winner in my book. Now I just need the 60k to get one

  2014-10-23 13:02

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  I love both domestic & import :D

  I love the body style of the FRS/brz, but sadly Toyota dropped the bomb on performance. Unless your heavily modded, my gsx eats them all day long

  2014-10-23 12:59

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  I love both domestic & import :D

  There are plenty of rwd/awd imports. Anyone serious about tuners isn't rolling in a Honda civic.

  2014-10-23 12:54

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  I love both domestic & import :D

  I love both domestic and imports. I drive a '96 gsx, but would love to have an old muscle car

  2014-10-23 01:25

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  How does shit like this even pass. I see some pretty damn funny memes in moderation, but rarely do they pass, but shit like this does?

  2014-10-20 23:34

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  Kiss Kiss

  This would be more like a redneck taco salad

  2014-10-20 23:25

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  Insert the title of your meme

  Comparing a taco to a burger isn't a fair comparison though. Who eats only one taco? But also, who eats five burgers.

  2014-10-17 00:09

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  Where are you beloved leader?

  Ah, rook at the shahks, so ruhvley

  2014-10-13 03:54

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  haha xD

  Pour water on the monitor, maybe he can see it then

  2014-10-13 02:26

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  Never caught onto this one when watching Hocus Pocus as a...

  Yea, she's the blonde. This is the only time I've ever thought she was fuckable. Must have been made before the horse reconstruction surgery

  2014-10-12 22:04

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  I know it's from facebook... but had to share this lol

  Exactly, the media is blowing it way outa proportion. Ebola is not an airborne virus. Unless your rubbing up against every bloody/sweaty person you meet, kiss random people or all in all suck a lot of dick and swallow that load, you'll be generally safe

  2014-10-10 11:20

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  What would you sell for an iPhone 6?

  The $1 homes were in Italy not Detroit. Who the hell would waste a dollar to move to Detroit

  2014-10-10 09:10

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  nice tattoo

  The tightest pants ever, how the hell does he walk

  2014-10-10 05:15

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  moms spaghetti

  I tell her I have no idea, because I get my porn for free

  2014-10-07 05:47

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  this is title

  Battling aids for decades

  2014-10-02 13:26

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  Sad but true

  I must be unique, I have no time, no energy, and no money

  2014-10-02 13:19

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  .

  Everyone's bodies react differently... for some they'd be perfectly fine, for me...I shrivel up and die

  2014-10-01 04:14

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  Clean up on aisle reunion.

  It would be my luck, my mom would turn out to be the one coworker I absolutely hated

  2014-09-30 03:48

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  kids should get off the screen and start playing outside....

  I really wish people would stop with the white kid being violent memes it makes me so angry, anyways, I'll see you guys at school tomorrow

  2014-09-29 05:22

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  Tough luck

  As a human being, it's sad to see assholes like you being so judgmental of people just because they believe in something you don't...BTW, it's lives not lifes

  2014-09-28 23:48

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  Lol

  Well since people are down voting me for linking the website, just watch the damn video. search "als ice bucket challenge fail" on YouTube, channel name Therese Todd. In the description she clearly states she is ok

  2014-09-27 17:10

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  Lol

  http://jukinmedia.com/die-woman-killed-internet-ice-bucket/ There is the story explaining what happened and how she isn't dead

  2014-09-27 15:56

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  Huge

  If I read it, it'd be all fiction

  2014-09-27 15:48

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  (~·_·)~

  India is doing house calls for tech support now?

  2014-09-25 00:29

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  shafts

  I wonder if he air mailed it to him

  2014-09-25 00:05

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  ......Don't. Look. down.

  I've always wanted to see the scenery as the plane rapidly descends from the sky in a ball of fire

  2014-09-24 21:21

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  3rd comment is a ricer

  Love the look of that DSM bro

  2014-09-23 11:44

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  This chicken is so metal

  Who wants some black cock for dinner

  2014-09-23 01:55

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  victory seal family gatherings are fun now

  Thank you good gents, and I assure you if I had big moobs I'd most definitely be holding them

  2014-09-23 01:49

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  victory seal family gatherings are fun now

  Looked like I was holding my what?

  2014-09-22 16:10

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  That would be great

  Speaking of fat, mama June is single now

  2014-09-22 13:46

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  victory seal family gatherings are fun now

  I fucked her right in the pussy

  2014-09-22 13:41

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  If any of you say this is gay I will stab you

  I wonder how he did proper chest compressions with him dangling like that. Either way, if the guy lived then his friend did a great job

  2014-09-18 16:12

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  Great advertising for hair oh wait

  I like to get head while I grab her shoulders.

  2014-09-17 23:52

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  .

  I need an imaginary high-five

  2014-09-17 23:50

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  no big deal

  I like her pussy...cat

  2014-09-17 15:31

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  fuck tibers

  I can melt Annie mid with Talon, but I have to get the jump. If my ult or silence is down and she catches tibbers on me I'm usually dead

  2014-09-16 04:13

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  :P :D :B

  Essentially this picture is saying the quality of the iPhone is the same as these items from 1994

  2014-09-16 01:59

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  imma live forever bitches!!

  My wife will never die

  2014-09-16 01:56

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  hes hung

  Yield, there's a huge dick crossing the road

  2014-09-16 01:56

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  imsert title here

  Your correct, if everyone would get their head out of their ass you can tell the stories aren't the same. Wollongong is in Australia

  2014-09-15 23:45

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