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  Get lern't

  Americans, stupid since 1954*. Im American, i can say this.

  2026-06-08 04:36

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  Not sure.

  Fuckin white people

  2026-06-08 04:33

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  Boss man

  Im dying. He tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it never even mattered!

  2026-06-05 03:07

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  Fine interior design of kitchen remodel.

  Methew! Looks great.

  2026-06-05 03:05

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  lung parkour

  Mushrooms and cigs are amazing.

  2026-05-31 21:53

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  At my age I sink 4 ships in a single go.

  

  2026-05-31 21:23

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  Berry bunker

  Why draw the black line around the edge?

  2026-05-31 21:16

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  Much better

  The Barret M107A1 will always be the best.

  2026-05-31 21:14

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  Reddit moderator attempts to steal pizza rolls

  Right

  2026-05-31 20:30

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  splinter's cousin spotted

  Dire rats are real

  2025-09-26 07:19

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  You're not depressed bro, you just need tea and a cookie

  I dreamt a women sat on my lap....

  2025-09-26 07:18

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  Autumn just dropped and so did the bodies

  

  2025-09-23 20:38

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  The new Chinese AI-generated rip-off of old Top Gear look...

  Love original bbc top gear. Those guys were the a team.

  2025-07-15 22:03

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  Genie gave me a cat instead but I'm vibing

  Win win

  2025-06-26 19:32

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  i'm sorry for your loss ma'am

  Yall wanted equal rights... lol that's means work bitch.

  2025-06-22 06:40

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  Too bad so sad

  Oh no..... lol

  2025-06-17 16:19

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  Maybe a scroll

  I work at a Shoneys. And the women destroy the toilets too. Usually worse.

  2025-06-14 23:37

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  Seal

  Big adorable water puppies.

  2025-06-14 23:06

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  Same tech, same drama, just 12 years older

  For a construction site, this is accurate.

  2025-06-12 11:46

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  I'll pay for yours too

  Facts

  2025-06-09 22:50

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  It's all crazy

  Arizona was dry/windy all the time. Rare for anything else. Did see Hail once, tho that was golf ball size. NC mountains are as temperamental as a women.

  2025-06-09 22:49

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  Men insult each other to their faces and complement each ...

  Fine job, partner

  2025-06-08 22:33

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  Orlando Magic dropped a new logo and it’s... something

  Sports are a way to entertain and control the sheep.

  2025-06-05 00:06

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  target aquired

  Ever seen the rolling sandpaper floor room? Imagine giant treadmill with sandpaper, and it moves mega slow with a 4 walled room. So they can't sleep or they start getting ground down slowly.

  2025-06-04 23:19

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  June is for the boys’ mental health too

  Just wishing someone would shoot or run me over. I ain't got the balls to do it myself.

  2025-06-04 23:11

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  Rare sane comment spotted in the wild

  

  2025-06-04 23:07

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  whatever

  "Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave" -Eric Andre.... Bird Up!

  2025-06-04 23:04

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  Don’t forget to wax your copper, bro

  Post this on adult swims X page

  2025-06-04 23:01

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  Tessa's 20 and still loyal to her stuffed banana

  Give her all the stuffed bananas

  2025-06-03 13:47

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  I know your government name and your childhood fears

  Same here, bro

  2025-06-03 13:46

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  Anniversary

  

  2025-06-02 04:48

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  yeah

  If she ain't joining in. She ain't the one. Yo-ho yo-ho a pirates life for me.

  2025-06-02 04:33

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  Your name is now the last thing you ate. Good luck

  Fried fish

  2025-05-31 06:36

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  Being a man is like

  kill me already.

  2025-05-30 23:17

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  Facts

  I work at a restaurant, that's the only food I can afford to eat because it's free.

  2025-05-30 23:16

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  Can't be anyworse

  I didn't notice. till I saw this comment.

  2025-05-04 14:11

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  dongs in a silmaril

  Where context?

  2025-04-27 07:38

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  Predictable comments to follow...

  My guy, I've been here longer then most. Just do animals. Everyone likes animals. You like some animal. Just post about how awesome that animal is. Nature is wonderful.

  2025-04-19 17:02

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  wiping boogers,

  Can Boeing build the spaceship please....

  2025-04-19 13:56

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  Superhero origin story

  Never judge a book by its cover is the entire moral of courages story. The "normal" characters who looked fine and acted ok were the crazy ones. And the disfigured and misunderstood characters where delightful people.

  2025-04-19 07:07

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  One minus sign and suddenly I failed algebra

  Idiots are standing on dead dry grass.... let's light this massive fire in the middle of this huge dry spell.

  2025-04-18 07:27

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  Holy week

  Because you insane in the membrane.

  2025-04-18 06:48

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  wiping booger on submission to tyranny

  I'm going on a pilgrimage thru the applachian trail system, and if they attempt to arrest me for anything. I'm taking death over jail.

  2025-04-16 20:48

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  That Christmas tree placement is pure architectural poetry

  

  2025-04-16 19:45

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  That Christmas tree placement is pure architectural poetry

  

  2025-04-16 19:44

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  That Christmas tree placement is pure architectural poetry

  

  2025-04-16 19:44

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  That Christmas tree placement is pure architectural poetry

  Bro, let me tell you, I've seen like 10+ outlets on one wall in one whole unit. Casinos, mansions, hospitals. Electricity is spicy air, and it frightens me.

  2025-04-16 19:43

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  Dog looks like he's about to trade 3 turnips at the villa...

  Dedushka will always be respected

  2025-04-16 19:38

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  They sat me down like I’m not about to raid the buffet

  I don't even sit down. I just acknowledge and thank them. Then walk my fatass over to the buffet.

  2025-04-16 19:22

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  I want a free sample

  

  2025-04-16 19:12

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  Lil Nas X joins the list of celebs with one-sided face drama

  That vaccine and devilish lifestyle finally catching up.

  2025-04-16 07:01

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  RIP songs

  That couch is screaming for deaths sweet release.

  2025-04-16 06:59

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  Fr*nch

  Damm it again someone beat me to it!

  2025-04-15 18:59

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  GO CHINA

  I do wanna see this shit happen tho and I live in USA. I gonna be in the woods on a pilgrimage but still to come back to memes of it. if we live

  2025-04-15 18:58

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  Hooray!

  My brother, you speak such wisdom.

  2025-04-15 18:56

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  Hooray!

  Beat me to it

  2025-04-15 18:55

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  Maybe 5% of memedroiders understand this joke, and maybe ...

  That's cool, I'd play that.

  2025-04-15 18:54

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  Hellyah

  Right

  2025-04-15 15:11

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  Hellyah

  I'm from Franklin NC, they most certainly still sell guns, shotguns, and rifles(Non-assault). They just don't sell them in cities anymore. Only rural areas.

  2025-04-15 15:10

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  I think dams are really cool

  

  2025-04-15 14:33

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  dongs in a drive

  Born in deep mountain Franklin, NC, there is stuff in these woods that'll make you change religion. These mountains 4.5 million years old, with an absolute shit ton of unexplored caves.

  2025-04-13 22:51

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  the most annoying substance on earth...glitter

  Funny enough glitter is like blood in that it's extremely unique to make, meaning you can match exact glitters to each other like blood samples to solve crimes

  2025-04-13 07:47

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  yes

  How can one be free when you must pay for your freedom. Sounds like slavery with extra steps.....

  2025-04-13 07:37

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  UK heatwave? That’s a Florida cold front

  Agreed

  2025-04-12 08:16

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  wholesome

  

  2025-04-12 07:14

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  Snake-safety-briefing-droid

  Both are protein to be consumed.

  2025-04-11 10:37

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  Ho Ho Ho

  Wood chippers... and iv bags with meth and blood to keep them alive for as long as possible.

  2025-04-11 06:56

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  My brain at 3AM: 5 hours of sleep is fine. My body: it’...

  I need 8 total. So 2 4s for even 4 2s works somehow. Weird but efficient

  2025-04-10 22:42

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  Organic death

  I'd rather die a natural death than live an artificially extended soulless life. Go with God child.

  2025-04-10 21:26

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  Your immune system watching you eat gas station sushi

  

  2025-04-10 19:33

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  Your immune system watching you eat gas station sushi

  Strangely, a large portion of my family don't actually get above 98.6 when sick. Even when I was sick with "covid"(flu), I was 98.5°, while sweating bullets and body aches like hell.

  2025-04-10 19:32

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  Me at 3AM planning my dog-centric retirement lifestyle

  The woods, brother

  2025-04-10 17:30

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  My boyfriend can literally smell ants and I’m just here...

  Like that women who can smell alzheimers disease in people thru their sweat. Or that other lady that can smell certain cancers.

  2025-04-10 13:06

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  Took my bulldog to daycare to socialize. He chose violenc...

  Sound?

  2025-04-10 13:03

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  Black Flag is still elite pirate content

  God speed, brother . Farewell and adio to you Spanish ladies! Farewell and adio to you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders to sail for old England and I hope in a short time I see yous again!

  2025-04-09 21:52

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  Take this. It will protect you

  

  2025-04-09 21:49

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  Future doctors using ChatGPT, better start doing cardio

  Dying in the woods with god and not contributing to the devils society is preferable.

  2025-04-09 21:48

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  Ain't no way

  You both sound weak... pain is existence. Pain is a teacher, pain is discipline, PAIN IS REDEMPTION!

  2025-04-08 05:43

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  sheeeeeeiiitt

  Less of them isn't a problem...

  2025-04-06 20:08

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  opossums

  Aint much wild left to protect. It keeps getting cut down for progress.

  2025-04-06 11:35

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  Marriage tip: she asked for water, not a salt plate

  Some pita bread and hummus...

  2025-04-04 21:39

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  DIY Christmas tree straight from a Viking fever dream

  Nope. It's like if you used a rubber band to cut off blood flow to a finger. It's not painful, just pins and needles, like TV static.

  2025-04-04 19:31

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  we talk about you all the time

  Come along with me, with the butterflies and bees, we can wonder thru the forest and do so as we please.

  2025-04-04 19:05

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  Me pretending to understand anything before 9am

  Facts

  2025-04-04 18:28

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  PETA really out here tryna cancel protein now

  I will soon pilgrimage into the woods for a couple years. I will be living off PROTEIN! From animals, fish, bugs. Meat is life. Life is death. Death is life and Death is only the beginning.

  2025-04-04 08:19

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  Customer service workers should legally get one fight per...

  I was originally an atheist and then I started learning science and math. Only something of great power could have created such a wonderful universe in all it's beauty.

  2025-04-04 08:15

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  Customer service workers should legally get one fight per...

  Not all religion is bad, brother. I'm rasta. Our is about respecting and loving all but Babylon (oppressors, freedom deniers, war mongers, corporations). There are bad people, but there are good ones too. Jah bless, brother

  2025-04-04 08:14

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  Fiddle vs violin: the class war of musical instruments

  So a violin is about 25% bigger than a fiddle. Fiddle also has a different sound as well. Tho in the same class as stringed instruments, they are not the same.

  2025-04-04 08:09

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  why the fuck does MD on PC make me use tags

  Jim Carrey is a god of acting.

  2025-04-04 07:51

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  Kodiak bears out here doing size speedruns

  Dying in combat with some honor is better than withering away, shiting yourself in your bed.

  2025-04-04 07:30

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  Her nosejob was the escape plan from her marriage

  Women....

  2025-04-04 07:21

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  Her nosejob was the escape plan from her marriage

  Jews don't have souls.

  2025-04-04 07:21

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  First time cat-sitting and I think I’m being held hostage

  You are now incapable of moving. This is your fate

  2025-04-04 07:20

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  Title goes here

  N. Ever gonna figure it out lol

  2025-04-03 07:17

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  Recording a DUI crash at 116 mph... Darwin award unlocked

  N. Ot gonna lie, we ain't gonna miss them

  2025-04-03 07:06

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  having a bad day?

  N. Ot sure how he couldn't see the bus.

  2025-04-02 12:28

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  idk if i like this

  Living in such excess. Sinful life's

  2025-04-02 07:41

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  Think about it…

  Freedom isn't free. One must make personal sacrifices to obtain true freedom.

  2025-03-31 06:11

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  yeah

  

  2025-03-29 19:54

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  News

  Facts

  2025-03-29 19:52

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