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  We all been there at least ones *hugs*

  It's not as bad a s being gay-zoned.

  2014-08-23 08:15

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  Tell me a story in six words

  It was probably the new girl at work.

  2014-08-20 16:20

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  :-)

  Something similar happened to me. I thought I was having a heart attack and woke up my Aunt and Uncle screaming "Call 911" and that's how I got caught. .-.

  2014-08-02 17:18

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  How to kill a Steve

  lmao. My boyfriend's name is Steve. XD

  2014-07-15 02:25

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  Hogwarts is the answer.

  Where I live, school starts in mid August.

  2014-06-17 20:39

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  Plot twist:the daughter was a boy

  She could be transgender and believe she is actually a boy.

  2014-06-17 01:27

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  awwee

  Bitch repostin' my shit!!

  2014-05-26 21:56

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  If they were humans

  they're frickin beautiful!

  2014-04-18 18:24

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  you know

  A script. She was on a script.

  2014-04-12 22:49

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  dat generation

  I'm 13 and have only been in one "relationship" I'm not ready for this. Other kids are over here being garden tools. What a shame.

  2014-03-19 23:27

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  Leo :( Academy Y U do dis :(:(

  Poor leo.

  2014-03-04 00:08

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  title thinks ur cute

  ^^^^ Thanks! You're very pretty as well. :)

  2014-02-22 14:50

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  title thinks ur cute

  Thanks title! You're pretty attractive yourself. ;)

  2014-02-21 21:58

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  awww :/

  @Dr.Vulpix I've never found anything with my name on it. I guess I haven't looked hard enough. lol

  2014-01-28 13:34

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  awww :/

  Celeste.

  2014-01-28 12:16

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  I want to fuck you so bad. please, just let me fuck your ...

  @Title I'm only 13 though.

  2014-01-28 12:00

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  Pizza vs. Dating

  You just have to find someone else that loves stuffed crust pizza.

  2014-01-27 11:20

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  Broke time

  Man, everyone knows blue raspberry's the best.

  2014-01-22 10:45

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  this is just funny

  my friend broke his teeth on these. Twice. He isn't exactly a smart one.

  2014-01-13 20:56

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  But seriously, in highschool two grades is too much.

  I will ask you kindly to stop being a dick.

  2014-01-08 22:19

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  .

  Haha, my name's Celeste too! :)

  2013-12-17 20:12

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  whaaaaaat ???

  Well, It does say surprise toys on the side.

  2013-12-10 21:33

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  I know you fapped last night

  My friend Brittney and I saw this meme while we were eating hotdogs in sandwich bread. How weird.

  2013-12-10 16:44

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  control toys have the best toys ever!

  They're not real. They were an advertisement for Super Nanny to get parents to find different ways to discipline their children

  2013-12-07 14:18

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  Im too familiar with this

  I did this on yesterday's test. I'm expecting a GREAT score.

  2013-12-06 07:58

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  like a boss

  How was this "harassment"? I also don't see how he was asshole.

  2013-12-01 21:39

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  Look at k and l

  kinayobamanynaquanay

  2013-11-25 21:56

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  NOPE

  Why don't you just kill it?

  2013-11-25 21:40

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  what if?

  Wouldn't the sun be the nucleus?

  2013-11-25 21:25

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  So true

  I've stepped on a nail and it went through nt foot so stfu

  2013-11-25 16:46

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  luckily my name is Legacy.

  There are 114 people named Celeste Martinez.

  2013-11-23 14:58

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  spongebob just no

  Are those shorts? I'm quite confused.

  2013-11-23 12:17

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  But really......how?

  Maybe they have one of those weird toilets that spray water on you instead of using toilet paper.

  2013-11-23 11:57

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  you can always trust people who like big butts. they can ...

  I fucking hate ladybugs. One crawled into my ear when I was younger. When they took it out it was still alive.

  2013-11-10 13:31

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  whats your superpowers?

  My power is nike dri-fit.

  2013-11-02 00:52

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  im a potato

  ^ They appear to be white because of light reflecting off of their hair.

  2013-10-26 18:15

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  im a potato

  Wouldn't he need to go to a hairdresser to get his fur dyed

  2013-10-26 16:51

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  a certain scientific railgun or clannad?

  I used to have a crush on Danny Phantom..

  2013-10-19 22:22

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  mine is the dark lord

  the big lord

  2013-10-05 17:32

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  How to catch hipsters

  and/or a white girl.

  2013-10-05 17:31

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  lol

  They always have. Ever since her first video.

  2013-09-26 19:38

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  Peanut

  I guess hes in a "jam".

  2013-09-24 17:24

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  .

  I guess I'm the pretty one.

  2013-09-23 21:36

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  best dad award goes too....

  *material not paint

  2013-09-23 19:05

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  best dad award goes too....

  He painted it with chalkboard paint. He didn't "Make his car out of chalkboard paint".

  2013-09-23 19:04

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  Lechuga

  My dialect of Spanish might be different from others. That was the definition of the word "lucha" I was taught.

  2013-09-21 22:04

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  life is what you make it

  I just upgraded from an iphone to an android. Im in love with it.

  2013-09-21 21:41

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  Lechuga

  I thing they meant "lucha". lol

  2013-09-21 10:47

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  im fabulous

  This reminded me of Lisa Frank folders

  2013-09-19 18:57

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  o.o

  you were supposed to hot glue them

  2013-09-17 08:51

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  (._.)

  I'll love you.

  2013-09-15 20:34

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  3rd comment gets a punch in the face

  that's because I'm made of mugs.

  2013-09-15 20:31

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  Always...

  it works until you have to pee.

  2013-09-15 20:28

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  good guy homeless

  did the bunny live?

  2013-09-15 20:24

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  I forgot about dre

  ^ use neutrogena skin polishing acne treatmen. it works really well and its only $30. :P

  2013-09-15 16:43

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  third comment here you go a cookie

  ^I was kidding...

  2013-09-15 16:38

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  Murica

  I thought being gay was a choice....

  2013-09-14 21:57

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  third comment here you go a cookie

  lol. this DEFINITELY HAPPENS.

  2013-09-14 21:52

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  puberty

  she looks like a troll without makeup.

  2013-09-14 21:40

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  I like my alpaca like i like my woman, shaking dat bootay

  guys I just got two new pet alpacas! just wanted to share that. :p

  2013-09-14 16:10

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  alpacapenis.

  it only has three legs.

  2013-09-14 16:02

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  I forgot about dre

  wash your face bitch.

  2013-09-14 15:52

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  ????????

  always.

  2013-09-14 15:42

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  Exactly

  the sun is a humongous star.

  2013-09-13 18:45

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  awww

  yay! I'm on top of the day! :-)

  2013-09-13 18:23

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  Cold War Era Home

  it's fully equipped? I don't see any furniture

  2013-09-12 18:04

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  he's trying... he really is.

  poor guy

  2013-09-11 14:26

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  ITS A REPOST

  no interruption in my ass.

  2013-09-10 22:19

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  and a place to hide the body

  apperently you have no commas.

  2013-09-10 21:39

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  someone give this man a fucking cookie

  My name's Celeste.....

  2013-09-05 21:29

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  kill the owner

  This actually happened in Paraguay.

  2013-09-03 18:08

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  Bruno Mars? fap fap fap

  He's 5' 5".

  2013-08-30 18:03

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  Sounds about right??

  Vans waffle sole case. *__*

  2013-08-30 17:42

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  Furniture Puns

  Sorry guys I didn't know it was a repost. Now I feel bad.

  2013-08-29 21:50

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  title

  My teacher does and he says it right in front of us too.

  2013-08-24 12:34

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  racist mom

  That's exactly what my mom told me.

  2013-08-19 22:11

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  Title doesn't like math

  So I get A's in math for nothing?

  2013-08-15 23:31

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  lol

  Wrong meme sorry.

  2013-08-15 23:27

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  lol

  Nope.

  2013-08-15 23:27

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  interesting..

  That bitch.

  2013-08-15 22:06

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  Yum

  She's a genius!

  2013-08-15 22:03

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  same

  Story of my life.

  2013-08-15 20:35

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  not sure if old knife or old cabbage

  @Title If the cabbage was old wouldn't it be squishy and/or discolored.

  2013-08-12 01:26

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  whyyy!!!!!

  I haven't had dunkaroos in 2 years.

  2013-08-12 01:23

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  The more you know

  He was drunk and he ran over somebody.

  2013-08-10 21:08

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  happy af

  When did he get a mouth?

  2013-08-10 00:28

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  haha

  I read this book when I was eleven.

  2013-08-06 18:51

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  i have no idea!!!

  If they were chocolate chip you should take him to the vet the chocolate could kill him.

  2013-08-05 01:21

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  poor guy

  He's cute.

  2013-08-04 04:10

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  Faith in Humanity RESTORED

  He spent 200 on clothes and shoes for him. He's awesome.

  2013-07-31 18:48

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  Title is sad

  Is your house haunted?

  2013-07-31 18:34

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  please!!!

  He's an immigrant? Get him out of my country.

  2013-07-24 02:02

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  me neither

  Rosario Vampire.

  2013-07-22 00:54

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  Adios Bitches!

  I didn't even go to the last day of school.

  2013-07-10 17:26

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  Well Then

  @MrPishPosh I am enjoying the app. I just hope that someday you'll post something original you poop stain.

  2013-07-10 01:49

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  nieghh

  I'm gon make this for my hamster.

  2013-06-29 17:27

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  favorite restaurant?

  @ Title Tapas its a Spanish restaurant

  2013-06-29 17:25

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  this gumball is offly chewy

  @giancaloformica058 That's not funny a little boy I knew recently passed away because he choked on a bouncy ball.

  2013-06-28 16:02

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  Every time...

  Hey Mr.PishPosh. It would be a shame if your little cousin (me) would tell your name to the public (Kristian DelToro). I motherfucking love you cuz.

  2013-06-23 01:16

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  Maybe I can sudauce you into comming for a cup of tea?

  Hey Mr.PishPosh. It would be a shame if your little cousin (me) would tell your name to the public (Kristian DelToro). I motherfucking love you cuz.

  2013-06-23 00:43

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