bp1985

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bp1985 | 2022-09-13 17:30

I never know what to title these things

Babylon Bee Satire

80% 665

bp1985 | 2021-01-24 12:00

Ironic

84% 621

bp1985 | 2019-11-04 16:30

Riding the bandwagon

69% 832

bp1985 | 2019-05-19 17:30

Voting, eh?

Australia Upside Down Political

51% 700

bp1985 | 2019-04-13 16:00

Sometimes it do be like that

Western Game Journalists Japanese Game Developers Screaming

88% 1472

bp1985 | 2019-01-15 18:00

McTrump

81% 891

Latest comments

Let's see if this passes
The ONE TIME you asshats could have disobeyed an illegal order and you fucking blew it. Driving your vehicle into someone is still a crime even if a cop tells you to do it.

2026-01-10 11:12
+2
They all deserve their own months, or at least days. Huma...
August has the most major escalations and invasions, sometimes referred to as the "wicked month." I nominate it for Wrath. Temperature tied to Sloth would mean flipping it for the other hemisphere.

2025-12-30 22:28
+2
Rockstar co‑founder roasts AI as mad‑cow disease
Yeah, funny thing about generative AI. Model training can also be filtered and most training data comes from sites with tagged categorizing. Just filter out or use undesired categories for negative influence.

2025-12-03 20:45
+1
Medium dick joke turns spiritual
Jokes aren't always ridicule. Sometimes it's obviously far-fetched. "My dick's so big it got flushed down the toilet" or something similar.

2025-10-28 12:06
+2
No
Trump denied the claim he was an FBI informant.

2025-09-09 18:11
-6
no clue
Steam was unable to process payments for a length of time due to the sheer volume of people trying to buy Silksong as it was released.

2025-09-05 09:16
+3
Title
"Improper Entry" (8 U.S. Code § 1325)

2025-07-22 19:50
+6
Title
240 days grace period as long as renewal was initiated by the person within 30 days of expiry.

2025-07-22 19:26
+1
Title
30-day grace period, as comes with most forms of obligatory legal documentation that requires upkeep. IMO, at least.

2025-07-22 15:43
+6
People suck. Don't be like this
Probably working within old design. The other option is to bring the sidewalk closer and extend the yards/driveways. But then you've no extra room if an emergency vehicle needs to get through during gridlock.

2025-07-21 19:40
0
People suck. Don't be like this
Yeah, when roads have sections dedicated to parking, breakdown or emergency vehicles, you want em to be wide enough to fit the extra vehicle. WILD concept, I know.

2025-07-20 14:32
+9
Mz.
It has nagers in it. He a little confused but he got the spirit?

2025-07-09 21:37
+7
Where you know Tim Curry from says it all
Rocky Horror Picture Show

2025-07-04 05:47
+17
Jaba the Nugget
I know five fat women and she ate three of them.

2025-06-17 10:37
+3
BasedMikeLee roasting Marxists, chaos ensues
Seems like a waste of hot coals after they've been unalived.

2025-06-17 03:19
+2
Asked 4 friends, ignored them all. 5th one wins
Telling someone what they want to hear is encouraging delusion. Tell people what they need to hear. Make reality normal again.

2025-06-16 22:40
0
Need to post my gay month meme
They used to have no bearing on my life. Then refusing to humor or participate in their nonsense started resulting in HR complaints.

2025-06-13 19:41
+7
coffin dancers video music starts playing
We tried to. Nearly succeeded.

2025-06-04 09:52
+6
i value my freedom
The left has delulu'd themselves into believing they ARE the center.

2025-05-31 09:46
+3
EA cancels Black Panther game and shuts the studio
Guess you could say "they were left hanging."

2025-05-30 09:46
+2
That's right
Exceptions to the rule do not disprove it.

2025-05-17 10:55
+2
CNN: Trump Sells America to Dubai
I understood that reference

2025-05-17 10:52
+1
Got it done too
I figure most here know but for the few that don't... That is a Glock slide.

2025-05-17 10:41
+3
Scammed to buy high definition horse armor
$60 for horse armor? I paid $60 for the sound track, so I could support the musician lefties are seething over.

2025-05-03 20:52
+3
The ultimate DEI hire.
You cannot explain to people who do not want to understand. Accepting any perception other than the one that's been spoonfed to them would break their reality.

2025-05-03 11:37
+20
look, stop noticing
Enough Aspirin can kill you but you still see people safely ingest it as a pain killer.

2025-05-01 00:54
+8
The Lion the Witch and the audacity of this bitch
Congratulations, you played yourself.

2025-04-26 12:55
+44
Boat
If we judge everything on the worst possible outcome, we have no reason to allow humanity to continue existing.

2025-04-23 06:53
+2
Boat
I don't think dumping would be wise. Theoretically, we'd be tracking their utilization and know how much waste they SHOULD have. If they turn up short, we know they're dumping. No plan is foolproof, though.

2025-04-23 00:39
+6
A lot of yall don’t seem to get this. The government is...
The post might hold weight if it were legal to detain and deport someone on "this anonymous tipster said you're an illegal migrant," but I'm fairly certain the bar is far higher.

2025-04-19 00:12
+4
Crickets from the media.
In "fairness" this is the sort of shit that is responsible for the uproar. Isolate a single known fact that seems absurd on its own, remove all context and portray everyone involved as retarded or racist.

2025-04-18 20:39
+3
Crickets from the media.
I expected a DREAMer. I expected an anchor baby. This? This I did not expect.

2025-04-17 20:49
+2
Bruce
Bruce was an only child.

2025-04-16 07:55
+4
Trump: I'd be honored if El Salvador takes our citizens. ...
"IF. it's legal to have them take our most violent criminals ..." Context. For the people that complain the most about nuance while simultaneously ignoring it when convenient.

2025-04-08 06:54
+3
sheep
Not wanting people's property burned due to a difference of opinion is equivalent to sucking Elon's cock? How retarded are you?

2025-04-07 05:50
+34
get it right
I still see idiots trying to tell me Hunter's laptop was Russian misinformation. Disrespectfully, shut the fuck up.

2025-04-05 12:17
+1
Phones are basically avatar elements combined
Impurities in the water providing conduction and putting electricity where it doesn't need to be, I'm guessing.

2025-04-02 11:36
+7
lol
Creating the problems they need to be the solution for. Taking after government creating perpetual departments a little too well.

2025-03-30 21:53
+15
Dumbest president of all times
Wasn't a big deal for Biden. Why would it be for Trump?

2025-03-29 04:29
+25
The stink of desperation
I believe the meme you're commenting on directly calls it a mistake. Seethe if you want but at least do it coherently.

2025-03-29 04:18
0
Title
Then why are you sharing your version of it?

2025-03-20 20:55
+7
Feel good headline of the day.
Putting down a source changes little in the grand scheme. People who want to verify will seek out the information themselves and people wanting to believe a random tweet will still believe it. Higher standards are only useful when they're effective.

2025-03-20 20:45
0
Feel good headline of the day.
How hard is it for you to plug in "India raid George Soros" into a search engine on your own?

2025-03-19 19:31
+11
Fight Disinformation. This is how DOGE works.
Founded in 2002/2003.

2025-03-19 02:44
+7
Refiroth!
*One-Winged Referee chorus aggressively intensifies*

2025-03-15 23:25
+3
Rare items
When FOMO is the only thing keeping me playing, I drop the title and never look back.

2025-03-11 19:30
+11
Impressive
Helldiver! You are LEAVING the BATTLE ZONE!!

2025-03-10 06:29
+3
What tf is an "illegal protest" if someone allows it?http...
Participating in a protest doesn't give people free reign to break existing laws. Most, if not all, jurisdictions have laws regarding blocking or obstructing traffic. Being issued a permit or granted permission isn't the same thing as what you're imagining

2025-03-05 05:43
0
What tf is an "illegal protest" if someone allows it?http...
Freedom of assembly is the right to peacefully gather to express, promote, or defend ideas. Peacefully. Which means things like respecting property and a distinct lack of arson or obstruction of traffic.

2025-03-04 18:03
+24
Don't wanna stare, but can't look away
"Blow yourself up or leave, I don't care which!"

2025-03-02 20:10
+2
MIGA
"Let's take the words, ignore the context and reframe it in the worst interpretation possible." X is that way, sir.

2025-03-02 10:27
0
Title
WE GOT ALL THE PLANTS YOU WANT/WE TEND THEM WITH OUR TOOLS

2025-02-28 11:37
+5
Cat had surgery and now he has no pants
Pants are overrated.

2025-02-28 08:37
+2
Elon Musk human shield son meme news
"Ignore it" used to work before people believed the first thing they read as true and stopped verifying. Now bullshit spreads to more idiots who will believe if it isn't addressed quickly.

2025-02-25 07:17
+1
Starbucks strategy
So stop buying Starbucks. Problem solved.

2025-02-24 10:04
+9
Building the Tower of Babel
I misunderstood the post I was replying to. The Tower of Babel was never finished. The language fuckery happened during construction. Meme is worded properly. Nothing to see here.

2025-02-18 11:07
+2
Building the Tower of Babel
Do builders stop being builders just because their current project is finished?

2025-02-18 10:56
+5
FFVII features
That's fair. As someone who's played and enjoyed both so far, the remakes are less a faithful retelling and more like a glimpse into a parallel universe.

2025-02-17 22:43
+2
they have a particular set of skills, skills that make th...
After having had to go through a cc fraud situation involving steam? This feels like bullshit.

2025-02-13 19:15
+3
Elon Musk human shield son meme news
Ignoring them stopped being an option when the Internet was dumbed down enough to the point that they could congregate.

2025-02-13 09:57
+9
I'm actually gonna end it idk what I'm posting anymore
South Park Hitler.

2025-02-04 06:29
+2
haha not so diverse after all
Ironic

2025-02-02 16:33
+22
They knew
Thanks, I hate it.

2025-01-31 14:09
+9
Good old commercials
Just do it!

2025-01-23 13:08
+14
Trump puts all US government diversity staff on paid leav...
Honestly, it's too good for them.

2025-01-23 06:27
+12
Donald Trump's day one executive orders
Suspend the 14th for people who have committed migration crimes. We already do it for the 2nd where the crime is relevant.

2025-01-22 19:56
+2
The Price is Right
And just to make sure they know their place, the birds remind them every year.

2025-01-12 19:27
+4
Issa me a Luigi
Probably don't want to acknowledge releasing CO2 into the air is sometimes a necessity.

2025-01-12 19:22
+2
Net zero
Pretty sure the important part is what is producing the smoke, not what the chimney looks like.

2025-01-08 19:35
+7
True
Perry the pie chart?!?

2024-12-21 08:13
+10
Elon Musk sues Whoopi Goldberg and "The View"
How dare you make me look at this WITH MY OWN EYES?! However, I agree wholeheartedly.

2024-12-20 15:28
+12
Drone fireworks
If this is what's happening over NJ, I understand why they're freaking out.

2024-12-16 11:12
+3
PSA
There are legal avenues to overturn an incorrect conviction. (1) a motion for a new trial, (2) a direct appeal, or (3) a writ of habeas corpus. A pardon, implies a recognition of wrongdoing. It does not make the one receiving it innocent.

2024-12-15 02:53
-1
Cursed sushi pizza
So THAT'S how Lockdown Protocol works!

2024-12-11 11:56
0
Never protect people from the consequences of their own a...
This may come as a surprise to you but in a lot of high population democrat majority cities, police have had their resources reduced significantly. The campaign against police has also affected recruitment negatively. They simply don't have the means.

2024-12-09 19:23
+9
Grazie!
Fucking mimics!

2024-12-05 11:22
+4
No one is above the law meme
But doing it after expressly saying they wouldn't, and that no one is above the law?

2024-12-03 08:35
+8
Trees in real life and in computer science
Visual representation of a 'tree' in computer science starts with the root node at the top.

2024-11-28 20:04
+5
Trees in real life and in computer science
In computer science, a tree is a data structure that represents a hierarchical structure of connected nodes. Trees are a nonlinear data structure, meaning they are different from linear data structures like arrays, linked lists, stacks, and queues.

2024-11-28 20:03
+5
Neat neatifier neatifying
No answer, defaults to "you're a retard." Truly your wit knows no bounds.

2024-11-23 20:50
-1
Neat neatifier neatifying
So your technique isn't going to help here and you don't need this contraption. What was the point of commenting?

2024-11-23 12:36
0
i've come to announce in a long speech that i'm leaving m...
This isn't an airport. Announcing your departure isn't required.

2024-11-23 12:31
+18
Neat neatifier neatifying
What wall did you see in the vid?

2024-11-22 21:20
+3
These people live in another reality
Voluntary submission of data or assumption of guilt, I guess?

2024-11-22 21:10
+7
Plane pilot took shortcuts
Nah, you're right. Planes usually fly at 28k~38k feet but some emergencies can cause them to need to drop rapidly. Because of this they're supposed to avoid mountains and cities with tall skyscrapers where possible.

2024-11-12 10:51
+1
Natural bias
TIL recognizing obvious patterns, inadequacies and inconsistencies in reviewers is just my bias showing.

2024-11-12 10:34
+4
3
Channels 1-4 were the most common due to lack of overlapping signals to interfere with the console. Some devices allowed you to switch which channel the console would utilize.

2024-11-11 14:05
+8
Prep time
I could wager a guess.

2024-11-05 21:47
+6
Gaming
Yo.

2024-11-05 21:07
+5
Not in my house!
Theoretically, the own nothing/be happy, let daddy government take care of everything crowd should be able to flee with naught but the clothes they wear and be fine. Realistically tho...

2024-11-04 20:40
+6
Well that happened
Literally the power of God and anime on my side.

2024-11-02 12:31
+13
I’ll pass
Sounds like someone poisoned his food. Well, more than it already is. I had the Chicken Mac and it was delicious.

2024-10-30 08:11
+3
Concord is shutting down
Good.

2024-10-30 07:15
+4
No title, not now, not ever.
The crossover I didn't know I needed.

2024-10-27 21:58
+10
Curiosa
Vote early. They're going to cheat regardless. But if a county has a 50k population and 75k votes tallied, that's a much easier res flag to throw.

2024-10-22 04:43
+3
Vaccine Reviews
I mean by that logic, so can four.

2024-10-19 11:31
+13
7 Eleven stores are closing
E verything comes to light eventually.

2024-10-18 09:44
+15
Hollow point bullets explained
You're still meant to hit your target with hollow points. FMJs are more likely to pass through a target, especially if you're aiming for center mass.

2024-10-11 19:45
+4
Western gaming companies against 95% of gamers
Turns spiders into the word spider.

2024-10-09 16:54
+9
Goblin spectrum
Strangely enough I could see Thor of PirateSoftware in the middle of that gauge somewhere.

2024-10-09 16:42
+1

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