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  The leader we need

  Burgermeister Meisterburger

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  So consumed with the question of if he could he didn't st...

  I think I may have made this gun in Far Cry 5 at some point.

  2026-09-19 02:28

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  Hello guys im tsowell and i went to a trip in nigeria

  Ha! Gayyyyyyyy!!

  2026-09-19 02:22

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  Awooga!

  Sounds like something a guilty person would say.

  2026-09-19 01:25

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  Older than aunt edna.

  The ol' Family Truckster.

  2026-09-18 06:55

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  My Face When...

  Monster!

  2026-09-17 22:02

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  I thought I'd miss wild parties when I got old. I was wrong.

  Smaller parties can be nice, just need the right mix of people. And preferably a dog and/or a cat.

  2026-09-17 20:54

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  Must be Britain

  The vibe check has gone full retard.

  2026-09-17 20:52

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  Rare But Happened To Me Like 3 Times

  "Nvm, fixed it." *does not elaborate*

  2026-09-17 05:45

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  the dinosaur wishes you all a great morning and a great day

  Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur

  2026-09-15 11:06

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  dinosaur is very sad and upset with TSowell and his alt p...

  Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacka boom boom

  2026-09-13 21:39

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  The dinosaur returns to bring balance to Memedroid

  Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacka boom boom

  2026-09-13 21:11

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  That's both true and retarded at the same time

  No, it's because he is a British Cigarette that had a tranny "girlfriend."

  2026-09-13 03:50

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  dongs in a bathroom

  *sheeeeeeit intensifies*

  2026-09-12 20:47

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  dongs in a vampire

  I just want to use hamsters. Bitey little bastards eat each other's brains. I guess they're more like 80's zombies.

  2026-09-07 23:58

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  dongs in a vampire

  Vampirized hamsters. Vampirized dwarf hamsters for economy cars.

  2026-09-07 23:37

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  Pete

  *Strengh

  2026-09-07 12:28

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  I remember those… usually ate half the pencil before yo...

  *Laughs in amateur mechanic*

  2026-09-07 09:17

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  Here we go...

  Shit

  2026-09-04 21:24

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  Here we go...

  Damn Did he learn anything from all that?

  2026-09-04 21:18

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  Jamal Walsh

  Transphobe!!! (You are correct, Sir. )

  2026-09-03 23:46

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  Jamal Walsh

  Don't we first have to be able to define what a woman is?

  2026-09-03 21:16

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  Five bucks wins

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  2026-09-02 08:29

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  Chancellor Gowron approves

  "Hello? Is anyone there?! I seek GLORY!" - Chancellor Gowron

  2026-09-01 05:27

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  When the PCP hits

  When the soy hits.

  2026-09-01 00:09

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  This is why we are all soft as shite these days

  @title:

  2026-08-31 20:19

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  absolute hero

  

  2026-08-31 06:09

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  Jurassic Current Economy

  Ah yes, the inverse of reality.

  2026-08-30 02:15

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  F hasbro and Wotc

  AKA, how to piss off six fandoms at once.

  2026-08-30 02:12

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  Legendairy Cheese Pull

  Rage Comics

  2026-08-29 20:47

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  ¤•¤•¤Trade offer ¤•¤•¤

  Jesus Christ is king. And then there is Bryan Christ...

  2026-08-29 20:46

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  Herpes is the shit on your lip

  Glitter gets everywhere. Based on an episode of Trailer Park Boys, I'd have to argue the glitter of STIs would be crabs.

  2026-08-29 20:37

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  Darkness won

  Speaking of darkness, Charlie Murphy died in 2017.

  2026-08-28 07:00

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  Public mode activated

  Same. (I'm on the right.)

  2026-08-28 04:42

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  Pocket Pool instructor

  I wonder what Local_Mom is up to these days? Surely she didn't run off with YouDadsFishingBuddy.

  2026-08-27 18:41

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  Hey ladies

  Have to remember that one.

  2026-08-23 00:01

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  I don't read this shit

  I dunno man, sounds kinda gay.

  2026-08-22 23:58

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  Knights

  I think it was more setup for the pun at the end.

  2026-08-22 00:02

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  Courting racism the right way

  

  2026-08-21 23:57

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  this is what happens when the dinosaur gets no sleep

  Sheeeeeeit

  2026-08-21 23:54

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  G

  Odd way to say this has happened to you.

  2026-08-20 02:06

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  I prefer Slippery Pete

  Bearded Hatchet Wound, Bearded Clam, Beaver, Brewer's Beaver, Hair Pie, Fur Pie, Fur Burger, Yeast Feast, Monkey Paw, Moose Knuckle, Wolf Knuckle, Vertical Smile, Fish Taco, Pink Taco, Whisker Biscuit, Meat Wallet, Meat Safe, Meat Curtains, Meat Flaps

  2026-08-19 23:30

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  Average Walmart Tuesday

  The eyes, Chico, they never lie.

  2026-08-19 08:15

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  Meerkats got upgrades

  

  2026-08-19 08:14

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  Good luck

  That might still be true as well.

  2026-08-19 08:07

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  Lol

  You're a real person! And here I was thinking you were a bot. SaintChristian10, is that you?

  2026-08-19 07:13

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  Good luck

  To more effectively get rid of all the sweat, dead skin cells, and any fungus or bacteria growing. Much nastier than the stuff that collects on the outside.

  2026-08-19 07:08

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  academic villain

  Strange way to admit to being a terrible teacher.

  2026-08-19 06:58

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  digging intensifies

  *Goofy falling off a cliff holler*

  2026-08-19 06:33

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  They know

  Saruman knows!

  2026-08-18 23:34

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  Every time

  Apparently, they accurately appraised their worth.

  2026-08-18 23:33

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  'Tards swear by it...on God

  Rectum? Hell, it killed 'em!

  2026-08-18 01:44

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  Crazy Train is what we run on Millennial moms

  I saw Alice Cooper a few months ago, and he still puts on one hell of a show.

  2026-08-16 23:46

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  Into the abyss

  Hey, Carmen, listen, I know the world is scary right now, but it's going to get way worse.

  2026-08-16 22:03

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  Matrix ideas

  Me in the Simulation: "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!"

  2026-08-16 21:59

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  Renaming the caliphate

  Jigga ain't entirely wrong.

  2026-08-15 22:36

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  Clever

  

  2026-08-15 19:52

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  A sign the apocalypse will soon come to your neighborhood

  They're hoping someone will make something on that grill. And then drop it.

  2026-08-15 02:41

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  The six species of people trying to sleep

  

  2026-08-14 07:37

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  GTA 6 extended look lands August 27

  Yeaaaaah, this one is going to be a woke shit show.

  2026-08-14 06:53

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  GTA 6 extended look lands August 27

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  2026-08-14 06:53

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  Safety first apparently

  Looks more like a dental dam.

  2026-08-14 06:48

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  divorce speedrun

  Bingo. You articulated much more accurately.

  2026-08-14 06:45

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  GTA 6 extended look lands August 27

  Odds are, this isn't going to be what the fanboys are hoping for, either.

  2026-08-14 06:43

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  Kratos actor wants game adaptations to remember the actua...

  Teal'c is correct.

  2026-08-14 06:07

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  divorce speedrun

  I would imagine this would also negate the need for child support, which might be just as large a contributing factor.

  2026-08-14 06:04

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  GTA 6 extended look lands August 27

  I'm right there with you, especially with GTA VI at this point.

  2026-08-14 06:02

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  No words *chef's kiss*

  

  2026-08-14 01:08

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  Breaking News — I like 50cent now

  They don't reproduce; they recruit, which is why they insist on shoehorning it into children's and family shows.

  2026-08-13 22:15

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  Spain went dark and the solar eclipse memes delivered

  Time to rewatch Little Shop of Horrors.

  2026-08-13 06:15

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  Kerry King & his human skull collection

  Spit my damn coffee

  2026-08-11 19:49

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  Korea's toughest guy has a Hello Kitty weakness

  *raughs*

  2026-08-10 10:49

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  Inclusive

  Hell yeah, I would love an invite.

  2026-08-10 08:39

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  Boomer hero upgrade

  *1977 and *2022

  2026-08-10 08:34

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  Worth every penny

  Sennheiser HD600

  2026-08-10 05:15

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  What Meat Award, that bastard?

  Elevator broken, use stares.

  2026-08-08 22:09

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  This guy, ammiright

  Arrange a "holiday shopping trip," apparently.

  2026-08-08 22:06

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  Inclusive

  Nigga you back? Not that we have interacted much, but I always love your posts and comments.

  2026-08-07 21:57

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  Unbothered

  When your mother gives you a shopping list and tells you to take your little brother, who's named Mongo.

  2026-08-07 21:25

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  hard choice

  Cat Wizard: "I cast hairball on carpet in the middle of the night."

  2026-08-05 06:53

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  choose Ursula

  Pardon my French, but absofuckinglutley.

  2026-08-04 05:07

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  Pizza

  Maybe I am an Asian girl.

  2026-08-03 23:50

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  Ivy League schools still get a few things right on occasion

  *sheeeeeeit intensifies*

  2026-08-03 23:49

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  Stop Doomscrolling

  Doomshit whilst browsing DoomMemes.

  2026-08-03 01:07

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  Oh

  

  2026-08-03 01:04

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  Oh

  Apex Predator

  2026-08-02 22:22

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  EVIL FUCKING TEXT THAT I STOLE FROM EVIL FUCKING REDDIT!!...

  

  2026-08-01 13:01

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  Took me some time

  Randy Bobandy

  2026-08-01 08:38

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  Tat

  Actually, I meant your previous pfp of you. But if you find the one you're referring to... well, why not. Sorry to hear about the situation there. You never know how things will ultimately play out though.

  2026-08-01 00:07

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  Tat

  You should throw that pic back up as your pfp if you still have it.

  2026-07-31 22:39

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  Tat

  Speaking of the 'tism, don't think we've forgotten about your Yukiteru cosplay.

  2026-07-31 22:01

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  australia again

  I was surprised too when I read this a couple of years ago. They've always been proto-mammals, but for some reason, they now specifically group them together.

  2026-07-31 08:16

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  Threehalves centaur robot

  gagadget.com/en/720208-meet-threehalves-a-2-meter-centaur-robot-built-for-disaster-zones/

  2026-07-31 07:26

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  Push it back before it evolves

  

  2026-07-28 23:06

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  Our battle will be legendary

  Stupid onions. She's in a better place, watching over you and your daughter. Gotta keep on keeping on, like she would no doubt want you to.

  2026-07-28 22:39

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  ai hasn't taken your job yet

  Not yet. But, according to Futurama, it will.

  2026-07-28 22:32

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  Push it back before it evolves

  We need to make absolutely certain we never send Mantis Shrimp to Mars.

  2026-07-28 06:29

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  About that...

  Narrator: "He in fact did not remain cool."

  2026-07-28 05:49

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  Not quite the public fleshlight but a specific kind of dirty

  

  2026-07-25 23:53

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  Not quite the public fleshlight but a specific kind of dirty

  Ah hell naw

  2026-07-25 20:24

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