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  Let’s kill Barney

  I hate you You hate me Let's hang Barney From a tree With a knife in his back And a bullet in his head Thank God Barney's Finally dead.

  2018-11-13 18:45

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  Sike

  Elephant: "Flinching ass bitch"

  2018-11-13 18:25

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  Wizzards

  But... Hagrid wasn't a wizard at all, though.

  2018-07-11 04:58

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  if an Asian says it about himself, is it still racist?

  That's the name of a strip club over here in mobile, al. Lol

  2017-01-19 12:10

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  Where have the times gone

  My little bag ended up pretty much empty in 3rd grade.

  2016-02-14 12:47

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  Doggie

  Do you want to destroy your last friendship? Bc I'm not allowed back at my mom's house bc of Monopoly.

  2016-02-05 01:20

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  Me

  What is this?

  2016-01-01 00:34

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  white cracker

  Black tacos... Yes.

  2015-12-02 11:07

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  this is 4chan for yah

  Not gonna lie, I started smiling

  2015-11-17 22:56

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  show is scream queens!

  It is the single best and worst show you'll ever watch. It's satire, so don't go into it thinking it's a serious horror show. It's hilarious with a serial killer theme. And extremely interestingly written. Try it and judge it for yourself.

  2015-11-05 00:47

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  Just wait for it

  God Dammit!!

  2015-11-05 00:22

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  Zelda 2

  She's just thirsty

  2015-10-13 02:27

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  Neil

  This is interesting. Why are they all lawyers now that he mentioned it?

  2015-10-13 00:03

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  Stolen

  It's like a drawn visual of "what are those?" Lol

  2015-10-13 00:01

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  :')

  Same

  2015-10-08 09:30

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  Ha

  It's a tradition that, each thanksgiving, the president pardons a turkey. Meaning he's saying "this one particular turkey cannot be eaten this year." I'm not sure why but there it is.

  2015-09-26 00:30

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  Quit cutting those onions around me!

  Really? I can't remember my subdivision, but my street was Jourdan Way. Off Alicant.

  2015-09-24 00:40

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  Well? Which one? Personally I would like to play video ga...

  How does one decide? They're all great choices...

  2015-09-24 00:30

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  Bwahahaa

  On behalf of all Asians, unless you want us to find the variable missing from her ass, I'm not sure what the hell you expect us to do with it.

  2015-09-16 00:45

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  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  

  2015-09-14 18:52

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  Quit cutting those onions around me!

  Let's hope it was at list a shiny.

  2015-09-13 13:49

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  Quit cutting those onions around me!

  Hey that's where I'm from, before I moved! I'm from New Territory

  2015-09-13 13:44

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  She spoiled the whole damn thing!

  kittens!!

  2015-09-08 20:08

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  While Working with dumbfucks!

  SUITS!!!! OMG!! BEST SHOW EVER!!!!

  2015-09-07 21:30

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  Original

  "Bitch, if you a hobbit, you need to tell me right now." Kanye

  2015-08-31 02:03

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  Facts compilation

  That Japanese bomber though. And all we do is TP houses or leaving flaming bags of dog shit. We might need to step up our game.

  2015-08-27 11:21

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  Leave 'em alone Tyga

  Well... I mean look at the girls. Can you blame him?

  2015-08-18 20:22

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  . . . .

  Teenagers these days want fairy tale relationships when they should want fairy godparent relationships

  2015-08-16 09:56

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  I need to study these

  I do the Four in Hand bc I never feel like my ties are long enough with the others.

  2015-08-16 09:53

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  The same way I would react

  We don't need that kind of negativity in our lives.

  2015-08-10 21:43

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  Shoe

  I've been asking this for a while now. A LOT of girls are mad at me right now.

  2015-08-06 22:08

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  Questions we all want answers too

  So I'm not the only one who thought of that!! So many girls hate me for ruining the story with just that one question.

  2015-08-06 09:07

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  Who thinks about this shit?

  Absolutely. If I get a bonus K every month on top of my salary, I could actually afford to have a life. So long as the dick doesn't choke me.

  2015-07-25 00:55

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  So sad...

  Don't do that!!!

  2015-07-24 02:36

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  A story of a man

  So... I'm curious as to which one it was

  2015-07-20 00:49

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  .

  You are the goddamn man.

  2015-07-19 00:02

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  Favorite Friends episode?

  It bothers me that it never happened considering his relationship with Ursula

  2015-07-18 04:39

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  Bc nightmares

  She might be hott! You don't know!

  2015-07-18 04:32

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  Goats Butter!

  If your toast is dry and the jam's no good... Who you gonna call?

  2015-07-17 01:29

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  #FreeNoah2015

  I'm just curious what the app is. At least what it's called.

  2015-07-12 12:47

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  Dat ass

  Is it weird that I find 2024 kind of hot?

  2015-07-09 04:29

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  What?

  Somebody at Central saw an opportunity and took it

  2015-07-06 14:18

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  Seriously, this is excessive

  I'm curious how it works. Like, can it predict what word is going to be used in time to filter it or does it know bc of the captions that are being sent through the device? is it just for cuss words bc it doesn't have to be a cuss word to be offensive.

  2015-07-04 23:15

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  Groot is royalty

  No wonder all he can say is "I am Groot." He spent almost his entire life just trying to say his name. Looks like he gave up.

  2015-07-04 02:46

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  Signs

  Sagittarius. Agreed

  2015-06-22 04:31

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  Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming,

  Honestly, before I started reading, I thought it was an elaborately dyed sushi roll. What it ended up being was much better.

  2015-06-22 04:18

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  The best game to have with a friend

  On that day, a slap bet was made.

  2015-06-22 03:47

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  Squid

  Reminds me of Seth from Street Fighter

  2015-06-16 18:45

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  Alabama

  Me too. This does not look good for us.

  2015-06-16 01:49

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  Awww

  No matter how true that is, no one is willing to admit that.

  2015-06-12 19:52

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  Facepalm...

  My concern is that we are in fact not going extinct, and instead this way of thinking will continue for generations. And that is much scarier than going extinct.

  2015-06-10 02:49

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  Follow me and i'll follow back

  I laughed so hard

  2015-05-31 03:14

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  Amish microwave popcorn

  Do nuns make sex toys?

  2015-05-28 15:37

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  Amish microwave popcorn

  But that's not a microwave.

  2015-05-21 03:06

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  ARE YOU SORRY

  Omg. I laughed so hard. Thank you. I needed that.

  2015-05-17 22:28

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  :'(

  This hurts the heart.

  2015-05-17 17:56

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  :(

  Is it depressing comic week again already?

  2015-05-16 03:23

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  Default missed call texts

  

  2015-05-15 16:48

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  Default missed call texts

  That's nice? It's sloppy!

  2015-05-15 01:40

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  Modern family

  Aw fuck. I just noticed you said Larry. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm going to sit here and be bludgeoned to death with downvotes like I deserve.

  2015-05-08 03:33

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  Modern family

  Well anyone who watches the show would know that he plays a gay character.

  2015-05-04 20:12

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  Modern family

  Yes. His gay white man privilege.

  2015-05-04 11:28

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  Fuck mayweather.

  No. Not bc of $200m. We didn't make that money. The big deal was it was supposedly two of the best fighters that ever laced up their gloves. But there was one great fighter and one great runner.

  2015-05-03 11:30

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  silent hills canceled :c

  "Only"

  2015-05-01 03:20

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  Why no outrage about this???

  Bc he's a white man. That's how the world works now... it sucks, but this is the horrible truth.

  2015-05-01 02:56

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  Mmmmm

  I'd let her fuck the shit out of me.

  2015-04-26 23:37

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  White mystery

  At least it equals 100%

  2015-04-23 00:17

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  Let's see if this triggers any "feminists"

  .... What have I done?

  2015-04-18 21:46

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  I laughed so hard!

  I feel dumb bc me and him thought the same thing.

  2015-04-15 23:33

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  True

  Is... Is he taking about the actual novel that the show is based on? Is this a serious thought or is he being sarcastic?

  2015-04-14 00:04

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  Paul Walker

  Heath!!

  2015-04-13 23:55

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  Election poster graffiti

  Reminds me of Slenderman

  2015-04-13 03:32

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  Lets see who understands this

  Oh. I actually thought it was bc she hadn't eaten since before you started your adventure.

  2015-04-13 03:25

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  .....

  The original says "We hate Cena" and "Rise above hate" for those of you who are curious.

  2015-04-12 12:17

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  Here she goes again

  Damn. I can't believe that bunny lived that long.

  2015-04-12 12:12

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  F4f

  Here's a challenging thing to do in the game. Once you have gotten to the point of being a monster in the industry, just try to make a really bad game. I made an educational game about golf. It still made the Hall of Fame.

  2015-04-09 04:16

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  Okay....just no...

  I think I'd rather just masturbate before it gets to that point. Family therapy is expensive. Internet porn is free.

  2015-04-09 04:11

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  Straight savage

  I can't even take this as a double standard. This is just a dumb bitch who thinks she should say the first thing that comes to mind before the appropriate logic filtering process.

  2015-04-09 04:09

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  Kill me before it's released

  My only solice is that it might wrap up some questions. Like who the purple man is. And.. Oh. Wait. No. I guess I just have the one question. They could do that in a text message.

  2015-04-09 04:00

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  Amanda Please

  Maybe this is why she went crazy

  2015-04-07 22:55

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  I should put this in FML

  Is any of the porn on the phone of you? Bc that would bring in an entirely new variable into the screwed formula.

  2015-04-07 04:21

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  what would you?

  Win the lottery... Or take the Bar.

  2015-04-06 02:01

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  F4f

  Man I love that game!

  2015-04-06 01:43

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  35th comment is a motherfucker

  35. I'm the Mother fucker

  2015-04-05 03:05

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  Voldemort was just born in Alabama

  Yeah so I live here in Alabama, and made this same joke. Turns out I have friends who know the parents. They didn't find it as amusing.

  2015-04-01 21:58

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  Well...

  A bionic arm

  2015-03-20 22:24

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  Im sooo proud to be british...

  Meanwhile, I still struggle to eat a bag of chips while masturbating.

  2015-03-17 15:32

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  G

  My name's not RICK!!!!

  2015-03-16 04:42

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  .

  They were made for each other.

  2015-03-10 21:49

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  Kimmy Schmidt

  I am Vietnamese. This is not true. Though it is funny. Lol

  2015-03-10 21:48

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  Why Gary?!?!?

  I am literally watching that episode as I type. Crazy.

  2015-03-01 02:43

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  Your Uncle married an ant?

  Or she thinks she's Prince

  2015-02-25 22:03

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  Glorious PC masterrace

  Thank you! Finally, a clear answer!

  2015-02-21 02:09

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  He's got a point

  Don't care. I'd say it to get face.

  2015-02-01 19:36

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  First comment gets the black C

  So I guess it's all dark meat.

  2015-02-01 19:35

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  How to get a hot girlfriend 101

  That girl is so hott

  2015-02-01 03:41

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  One of the few people willing to give their pizza

  I always hear about these kinds of stories where somebody gives up their career that makes money for their dream (which is cool. This is not about bashing that idea.) But I keep on wondering, why can't they do both? Like split your schedule up and do both?

  2015-01-30 09:33

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  Sense of humor

  Ha. He's got a funny bone.

  2015-01-12 22:09

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  Linkin Park

  I can't read Vietnam's. It says economic... something. Can I get some help guys?

  2015-01-09 00:45

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  He's got a point

  I disagree. I know a girl named Ryan. I would Fuck her without thinking twice.

  2014-12-02 12:14

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