Valerocky

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68 Memes

Valerocky | 2020-01-30 18:30

The joy of danking

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Valerocky | 2020-01-19 13:00

Potatoes are a gift to humanity

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Valerocky | 2019-09-17 10:30

Very nice

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Valerocky | 2019-08-16 20:30

Sonic adventure 2 fandub is a masterpiece

Sonic Adventure 2

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Valerocky | 2019-08-16 14:00

Idk

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Valerocky | 2019-07-08 21:00

Maybe she was behind that mask this whole time, no one can prove me wrong

78% 902

Valerocky | 2019-07-06 11:30

Idk

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Valerocky | 2019-06-28 03:00

OC as always, I hope the community enjoys this template

Pewdiepie Minecraft It Appeals To The Male Fantasy

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Valerocky | 2019-06-14 12:00

Veritasium, the channel blessed by the algorithm

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Valerocky | 2019-05-14 19:00

If you haven't already played it, go on your pc, no matter how crappy, and play the shit out of it

71% 506

Valerocky | 2019-05-13 14:00

Faptastic

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Valerocky | 2019-05-02 11:00

Sauce: "Some_engineers_make_a_buildin_2day.sylveon.sfm" from Payton Tate on youtube

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Valerocky | 2019-04-20 18:00

Shrukkacabra

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Valerocky | 2019-04-15 12:01

Should be easy to understand the hidden pun

78% 787

Valerocky | 2019-03-20 19:00

Instead of posting repetitive memes, I prefer to experiment new templates and see where those go, I once gave birth to a popular template and I'm proud of it though I shouldn't

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Valerocky | 2019-03-16 03:00

I've had this crappy joke in mind for a long time but only now I've put in the effort to realise it, it's up to you to judge it whether it's worthless crap or it's a tad fun

Overwatch Is Garbage Confronted To Tf2

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Valerocky | 2019-03-13 03:30

I challenge you all to extend this as much as possible each time opposing the last post it was took from

79% 1009

Valerocky | 2019-01-16 13:00

OC

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Valerocky | 2019-01-01 02:00

It costs 4000$ to photograph with this weapon for 12 seconds

77% 959

Valerocky | 2018-12-19 22:00

Idk

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Latest comments

My mom has some explaining to do
"no, but yours seems to be in the business"

9h
+2
Mayor of Emo, Ontario meme news
If that's the town's name then I get it, gotta give back to the emos

2024-12-05 07:32
+5
wtf Ubisoft, get your sht together
Hyperlight drifter's always makes me cry

2024-11-29 17:10
+2
artwork by me
Cool drawing op I really like it!

2024-11-27 20:53
+3
Getting paid
Idk I say a single gorilla sofa an insult to the worker, he deserves more

2024-10-23 14:13
+1
Dnd sword meme
Tecnically a toilet brush made entirely of steel could be bludgeoning, piercing and slashing all in one

2024-09-28 01:20
+1
Type A type B avatar
Cuz if I were to show tits this game would be R18 amd big execs don't like smaller pool of possible buyers

2024-09-16 19:58
-3
The purpose of propaganda
So in the end, it is better to teach people to be empathetic to one another regardless of everthing else, to understand each other and let the individual logically reach their morals, intead of through scriptures that impose a blurry yet objective "truth"

2024-08-23 10:45
-1
The purpose of propaganda
Otherwise said religion will die, because if it were as strict, clear and enlightening as you think it is, you would be the only person to believe in it and you'd be called a miscreant by everyone else "under the same belief"

2024-08-23 10:38
-1
The purpose of propaganda
No religion will ever offer clear morals, in order to survive in the people's memory it needs to be malleable by everyone to a certain degree, so that you and me, despite having different morals, we pretend to follow the same

2024-08-23 10:33
-1
shitpost
But I eat sand as well

2024-08-05 09:18
+2
heh
That's the shadow of a saint right there

2024-06-27 09:34
-2
L
Cogito ergo sum

2024-06-22 07:02
0
Holy shit if the US sues them before the EU you know they...
When whatever fine they'll get is going to be less than 0.001% of what they are worth is there really any purpose to it?

2024-06-18 04:41
+2
I know you
Y did the car start making donuts?

2024-05-28 02:43
0
You never see a cellphone in "dreams" because you're alre...
Your wife wouldn't look like that if she actually worked in the fields, she'd look more like your grandma at just 25yo but with an extremely bent back and the skin with more cracks than dried soil

2024-05-26 18:53
+3
This
Betting it all on the bills

2024-05-17 05:30
0
Never second guess a woman
Feddy Fasber <3

2024-05-12 12:49
+2
University
Drywall and mold, take it or take it cuz you don't have alternatives

2024-05-07 19:01
0
wiping boogers on simps
Sell the access at discount price, you've just made passive income

2024-04-27 16:59
+5
Nintendo lawyers vs Apple
I hate both, but I love watching them fight each other, and we all know Nintendo would beat Apple to a pulp if they wanted to

2024-04-24 10:26
+2
5tfe 4th h
Please calm down I know you're obviously not in their shed, but you know, could you please get out of mine?

2024-04-21 21:56
+10
hm
To incentivize tax evasion (one of the tricks to become millionaire or just a famous competition amongst them?)

2024-04-12 14:51
0
Jailscraper in NYC meme
Finally, they made the urban rogue-like dungeon crawler

2024-04-09 21:21
+1
If people were honest
Forgot salt and garlic, cheese is not part of it

2024-03-25 11:11
0
Make your bed
Wallace going to sleep

2024-03-25 11:04
+9
I See No Problem With This
That doesn't answer my question, people who are ill-willed can do this and much more if they want to ruin your life, the only key difference in this "degenerate lifestyle" is that men can afford to live it because the problem doesn't apply altogether

2024-03-24 21:13
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Never mind other problems, consider this side quest
Green if you peel them

2024-03-24 07:19
+2
I See No Problem With This
Imagine having sex with someone and then realising afterwards they left a baby in you because they willingly took the condom off or it broke while you weren't paying attention

2024-03-21 14:50
+1
x
My European mind cannot comprehend why americans are in love with these specific vacuum bottles

2024-03-15 06:30
+1
As men who are drained of care this sounds like a dream c...
Enough to make a grown man cry

2024-03-04 11:14
0
Dinosaurs during the Carnian Pluvial event
Maybe they did but I'd like to see you sell an umbrella when your kind cannot even hold it above their heads

2024-03-04 11:11
0
Wowy
We should've insisted with the Herobrine myth to the point of making it a proper religious belief

2024-03-04 10:59
+2
bzdfbhybjutd
Crazy how both may want this horrendous fact to not be true, yet one will misinterpreted the other side over trivialities

2024-02-27 15:19
0
Cat's favorite song
Find me another artist who put this much effort in it

2024-02-27 12:38
+3
Internet pirates
If buying isn't owning...

2024-02-27 12:34
+3
wiping boogers on spotify
Buy the music you want to support and only that music, afterwards download that and all of the other music you listen to, no corporation will take it away

2024-02-21 09:48
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Dad replaced by badly-made AI doppelganger
They do not recognise him I suppose, even though I find it hard to believe

2024-02-21 08:23
+12
Tips life hack
It was obviously gonna be the femboy to point out the signed variable limit overflow

2024-02-10 06:23
+2
sea life
"no it's totally not gonna latch onto your face, why don't stare a it closer?"

2024-02-08 12:22
+13
Happens
Flipnote looking animation

2024-02-07 16:25
0
The Duolingo owl's side-gig: hit-owl for hire
They should make a novel about a sentient hp printer full of self-hatred for how much it's garbage

2024-02-06 07:37
+3
Architect vs developer
...And children, this is why despite paying them gazilions we still have structural collapse out of nowwhere, at least the developer is sincere with its own fuckups

2024-01-20 04:47
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Can't figure where it's coming from
This could work as some sort of equivalent of a gargoyle

2024-01-13 22:22
0
The new train in Spain is now inaugurated
Catching that D line

2024-01-10 13:06
+4
Italian gigachad boy meme
Esce ma non mi rosica

2024-01-10 07:24
+1
“And soon the world will be mine…”
Get out of that weird airpod little man!

2023-12-27 16:07
+1
Bye
I drove a Smart Fortwo for a roadtrip with a friend and I can tell you that the engine has quite the kick for a car that small, at some point to test it I even got to 155km/h which is pretty scary for a car so light

2023-12-27 06:53
+2
Threesome is gonna bit lit!
Gay shuriken

2023-12-25 07:42
+21
Dudes
It's incredible how sufficient meme knowledge can let you see through unreadable text and sometimes foreign languages as well

2023-12-24 19:28
+11
Pootis engage!
Played a lot when it first came out but nowadays every single character is a pain to play regardless of role, and the amount of shields and "save my ass" abilities everyone has, makes fighting enemies actually hella boring

2023-12-12 14:56
+2
Got fired from the keyboard factory yesterday…I wasn’...
Switch N with B next

2023-11-22 05:24
+1
dongs in a pasta
Certified Italian Operator here, Barilla has always been the main brand of pasta and it was always mediocre, I've been buying better pasta for more than a decade

2023-11-13 16:09
+1
Logos
The fact windows vista/7 are still the coolest looking operating systems after 3 new ones is so disappointing

2023-10-26 10:27
+4
Lol
Mai avrei pensato di sentire qui la musica di striscia la notizia

2023-10-19 11:30
0
One gives free manure
Can't argue with that u doofus

2023-10-04 09:00
-1
OC as always, I hope the community enjoys this template
If you time travelled this far by just scrolling from latest you'd deserve an award but I don't have any

2023-10-02 05:55
+1
OC as always, I hope the community enjoys this template
Whatchu doing on this 4 yo post?

2023-10-01 21:09
+1
Yt
Simply use firefox with the right settings and all of the telemetry disabled, and when one day google will fight back other browsers, humanity will find a way

2023-10-01 21:04
+2
so long as I get to eat out.
"you see Batman, these women are wearing fast food outfits, considering how attractive they are, you'd want to eat with them both"

2023-09-30 16:02
+1
Anon
Coins is worth more, because worst case scenario you get to melt them into metals

2023-09-26 12:30
+2
Nintendontcareaboutyou
Legally speaking it is, unless it's a copy you made of the files from the physical copy you own, but those "cloning" devices are illegal... so yeah, who cares right?

2023-09-18 10:59
+6
Gaming industry vs Unity
The Chinese gacha game can pay for it I don't mind

2023-09-15 10:51
+2
Baldur's gate 3 update
It's sad I just wanted to be best buds with Gale and he asks for my silver dragon dong out of nowhere

2023-09-15 10:44
+6
Take my money
That kind of bun has to be used with specifically sized hot dogs or they will either prop out of the bun or move freely and roll outside, plus tightening the grip on the bun will make them roll on each other outwards

2023-09-15 10:33
0
Bruh
Ain't a poser tho

2023-09-10 22:01
0
Super Mario gets a dark twist
Mario turning stomped enemies to red paste is as old as a concept as adobe flash animations

2023-09-08 12:21
+1
Grandpa built a secret library that you have to walk thro...
Pretty cool ngl, but those windows make it too easily noticeable from the outside, it'd be cooler if it was a relatively hidden area in the house

2023-09-04 21:47
+1
We all know what that means
Latin also had neutral, not that it would be used for people but eventually someone would've used it as such

2023-08-27 16:40
+2
Bro has Star Power
I bet he throws away a dead car battery every weekend or so

2023-08-26 10:03
0
dongs in a samurai
Almost as if anime wasn't realistic

2023-08-26 10:00
+1
Overwatch was never good 4
"oh I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch"

2023-08-19 20:16
+2
I need him
I require a pocketful of these to order around like pikmins and I shall reward them with fish slices

2023-08-19 20:13
+7
Reading comments is too traumatic, I'm gonna go on paid s...
Math isn't a joke anymore once you have had three heart attacks due to arteries lard

2023-08-16 15:41
+14
2023.... clown world
Do you eat your sandwich with or without the peel?

2023-08-07 06:23
+1
August 1st
Ambatakam

2023-08-01 19:00
0
crouches to go into stealth
The clapping of my dice throws keep alerting the guards

2023-07-31 03:42
+2
Spicy pole
It's called fuse box because it's supposed to fuse like that nothing out of the ordinary

2023-07-27 02:33
+3
dongs in a tool
How about we use AI to unclog sewers, collect and separate garbage and do boring and easy office work so we can all spend more time with the brushes?

2023-07-11 07:51
+10
B&J goes woke
You just graped what you sprayed, now you're gonna grope what you soap

2023-07-09 16:07
0
Hampter
Hehe lil hapter turns into dentist drill

2023-06-30 13:57
+9
What happened here....
Happened to mine as well but I asked Amazon for a replacement and they even sent me a whole crate of goyslop yummy yummy in my tummy I love Amazon

2023-06-30 13:31
+4
Merchant Bawss
Totk meat skewer golem

2023-06-21 11:26
+1
Sampling Bias
We received 500 comments of memedroiders having fun pointing out there are few pixels, so we decided against increasing them

2023-06-16 11:48
+16
Real world balance changes
Sorry but you failed the timing, I know it looks like splash damage but in reality it's just a sphere hitbox, very easy to counter punish, that's why bullets are more common

2023-06-15 11:12
0
Real world balance changes
If you learn your timing right you can parry it and send the blast back

2023-06-14 09:06
+19
Must have been Sia Siberia's
worth waiting for

2023-06-12 05:46
+3
Ouch, my ears
This is just some mashup you would hear at 3 am on soundcloud bored af

2023-05-30 21:19
0
Behold!
There is no league, either she reciprocates or she doesn't, and you can only figure it out by trying

2023-05-13 09:23
+1
Gamers be like
"you can go buddy you can go"

2023-05-13 09:15
0
Waiting meme
I don't get it does it have to do with illegal mods that you'd get arrested for?

2023-05-13 09:11
0
Water Buffalo can run in the jungle & swamps better than you
Never invert the initials of "foot pursuit" worst mistake of my life

2023-05-12 06:26
-3
Why 97% of new cars in US are automatic
Manual is fun, but if you are going to drive almost daily in a metropolis with lots of traffic, Automatic becomes a no brainer

2023-05-12 06:12
+6
You've done well, son :chad:
My very first building in minecraft was a very primitive watchtower of cobblestone in the game free trial that lasted 2 hours, the render fog was set extremely high to work on my mother's shitty laptop and I felt like the Wanderer above the Sea of Fog

2023-04-22 06:16
+1
Na na na nah, na na na nah...
We should aim for 100%

2023-04-21 06:15
+13
Stand back, The Grand Theft may become Auto
Stand back, the rain may risk

2023-04-19 03:58
+17
Pompeii version 2.0, anyone?
Depends on the lava chemistry, generally speaking there are two kinds and one is very useful while the other is garbage for crops

2023-04-11 18:37
+1
Bully..
You're right we are free to carry as many swords as we can lift

2023-03-24 05:52
+14
Not an accurate blueprint, just a proof of concept
Yeah sure fallout shelter your ass out of it, surely there won't be any logistical problem in it that will result in a huge waste of time and money

2023-02-23 11:29
+4
Welcome to hell.
That fucker must have said out loud "everyone, I know how we can make twice the money you wouldn't believe it!" and got a promotion as well

2023-02-21 12:57
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