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  Sampling bias

  The people who chose to toss their survey in the bin... tossed them in the bin. The survey results are biased because the majority of people who would pick "No" never returned their survey.

  2024-07-25 23:49

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  Either way I'm rock hard

  Clash of the Titans

  2024-02-02 09:24

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  Gamer meme

  The girl is Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite. She's essentially Rapunzel, locked in a tower her entire life. The scene shown is after you free her, and her first experience being in the outside world: dancing with others, despite being on the run.

  2022-10-06 11:56

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  X to doubt

  Isn't this right before Will Smith slapped Sonny for making fun of his sexbot?

  2022-03-29 11:50

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  change my mind…

  My condolences. Merry Christmas.

  2021-11-03 15:09

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  change my mind…

  The only early Christmas things I've seen lately are people complaining about seeing Christmas things early.

  2021-11-03 15:03

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  Title

  Exactly. Not wanting a dog ≠ hating dogs. Taking care of one is a huge sink of time and money that some people can't provide at all times, despite the affection it brings.

  2021-11-03 14:48

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  I want to nut in smileycreeper and obiwannablowme

  Prices differ between awards, but most are around $2, which means this guy raked in over $100 from that comment.

  2020-05-24 05:02

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  Aliens in movies be like:

  We talking a single tentacle or a party mix?

  2019-12-24 20:11

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  Anon is a doctor

  "feelsbad.parchment"

  2016-07-31 14:33

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  Spongebob

  Forgot to mention 'Colorized'

  2016-07-31 10:37

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  Team instinct anyone?

  Shit he saw through the guise!

  2016-07-28 14:37

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  Team instinct anyone?

  I honestly don't care much for gyms. I'm only in it get a full Pokédex.

  2016-07-28 14:35

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  Just Chillin!

  Confirmed over a Quintillion planets. Estimated around 5 billion years to fully explore it all.

  2016-07-28 13:14

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  I'm not sure what I'm doing anymore

  Matrix stuff. Main character tries to bend a spoon with his mind. Realizes that since he is in the Matrix and not the real world, there "is no spoon" to bend. This is a joke about the quote.

  2016-07-26 17:36

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  I'm assuming Valor is gay, by tumblr standards

  So in all honesty though is Blanche male or female?

  2016-07-26 17:02

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  Anime: Seinfeld

  You can see Kramer clearly.

  2016-07-26 15:08

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  Guess this russian isn't going to the Olympics

  Uploader isn't American though.

  2016-07-26 14:11

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  Americans are not fat it's a a false accusation

  Actually United States is around 10th place while Mexico is 9th. Egypt and Saudi Arabia are even higher. All around a 35% obese population.

  2016-07-26 13:36

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  That booty

  Well in that case, go for it.

  2016-07-26 12:08

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  That booty

  Whoa buddy. That kid's underage.

  2016-07-26 12:06

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  :V

  Just working, really. Kinda stopped going on for a while but I'm recently getting back into it. Nice to see someone remember little ol' me.

  2016-07-26 03:24

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  :V

  Mob Psycho 100. It's hilarious.

  2016-07-25 16:09

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  .

  Nice slideshow.

  2016-07-24 18:03

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  1234

  This template will forever be a mystery.

  2016-07-24 18:01

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  Traps.

  Don't mind me. Just passing through.

  2016-07-24 17:49

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  difi

  Why not just be yourself?

  2016-07-24 12:33

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  .

  Noooo! Senpaiii! You noticed me too much! I'm sorryyyyy!

  2016-07-23 16:17

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  .

  B-but JFK_news-chan... it was so kawaii-desu, you b-baka!

  2016-07-23 16:11

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  weed and aliens

  It looks looks interesting.

  2016-07-23 13:01

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  megatron 2016.

  *gets out popcorn*

  2016-07-23 12:31

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  Saw this while playing xD

  Someone in moderation likes Pokemon Go...

  2016-07-22 15:08

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  Psychic spawn

  Drowzee and Hypno spawn exclusively at the lakefront in my town. Explain!

  2016-07-22 15:05

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  de_Doctor is obviously a CT-sided map

  Glad to help...?

  2015-02-18 04:21

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  de_Doctor is obviously a CT-sided map

  "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

  2015-02-18 04:04

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  Make it double!

  Talonflame Edit: Dangit already answered

  2014-08-13 15:14

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  sing it girl

  "...h...mua...muh..ahm...hma- IT'S THE EEND OF THE WOOOORLD AS WE KNOW IIIT!"

  2014-08-03 02:39

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  Its the big big

  Moon Moon's Owner

  2014-08-03 02:06

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  At they library

  *slightly open* *loud sex noises immediately blare out* *close laptop*

  2014-08-02 13:02

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  more like two...

  ^ "Hey, Dick! Whatcha been up to lately? How have things been with cunt?"

  2014-08-02 03:09

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  ...

  Yes, I also turn into a squiggly airplane when someone tickles my neck.

  2014-08-02 03:06

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  upvote all the comments

  "I DO IT ALL FOR YOU, JESUS!"

  2014-08-02 03:05

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  Oh gawd why!!

  Bu-but I ordered pork...

  2014-08-02 02:32

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  Wilt rocks

  @Anime_Guy If you imagined him fixed, a second Wilt would just appear. A friend to fix other friends would be possible to make. Not sure about the third one... probably not.

  2014-08-01 20:10

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  Wilt rocks

  Ah, the days before he lost his arm and bent his eye.

  2014-08-01 20:03

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  target didnt have my ps4 when i wanted it :(

  *tries to leave with it* *detectors go off* *tackled by security*

  2014-08-01 19:32

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  Damn it Otaku's!

  But then you don't get the upvotes!

  2014-08-01 15:02

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  attack on wat

  *attack on titan opening begins playing*

  2014-07-30 10:01

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  .

  Correction: Australia - All of them.

  2014-07-29 18:01

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  This is the Beta version :)

  Can't wait for everyone to be able to do this.

  2014-07-24 16:37

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  Dat Money!

  Test

  2014-07-24 16:15

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  Dat Money!

  Testing

  2014-07-24 15:56

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  Tru

  Poor little one dollar bill on the side. All alone with no love.

  2014-07-24 10:32

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  LOL

  It's the Hash Slinging Slasher!

  2014-07-24 10:31

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  Batman

  "I am the farmer this plantation deserves."

  2014-07-13 18:03

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  no words

  Assassin's Creed: Pyromania

  2014-07-13 18:02

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  8============>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  The pink ranger girl is wearing blue!

  2014-07-10 12:32

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  ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  Danny Sexbang

  2014-07-10 12:31

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  Poor Brocko...he was going to get married to a girl that ...

  ...and at that moment, Brock knew it was his destiny to be rejected by every girl. And so.... his quest begins.

  2014-07-10 11:05

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  Titule is Sorry for Brasil

  Anyone else hear a guitar solo after reading that?

  2014-07-09 00:34

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  Hahaha too true....

  Plot Twist: The teacher knows it's a bad joke, and the ones who laugh lose a point for being suck ups.

  2014-07-09 00:32

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  the art of the brick expo

  Yes I also lose my legs and turn into Lego's when I get stuck on a test.

  2014-07-08 11:33

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  title is artistic

  ^ *in art school* *no doodle time* *flunk*

  2014-07-07 12:36

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  prostitution is the oldest profession

  ^ *munches on popcorn*

  2014-07-07 12:34

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  Don't eat the yellow snow!

  Uuuuuuuuugh

  2014-07-07 12:01

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  Your mom goes to college

  ^ 4th of July...

  2014-07-04 18:01

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  Boom

  ^ Teehee. He said fart.

  2014-07-04 17:33

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  Very wet

  Waiting for utming123 to see this.

  2014-07-03 12:33

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  I'm going to live there

  SlowInternetSlowFap

  2014-07-02 16:31

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  Leo nation♌️

  ^ Magic~ ♋

  2014-07-02 13:32

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  troll

  Except you need to be at that exact angle for that to work.

  2014-07-02 12:32

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  Mario

  "MY EYEEEEEES!"

  2014-07-02 10:35

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  .

  "Stop it, Mom! You don't understand me and my needs!" *curls up in corner humming theme song*

  2014-07-02 10:34

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  .

  ^ Conclusion: We are water.

  2014-07-01 12:37

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  burn

  [insert burn heal joke here]

  2014-06-30 21:01

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  two types if anime

  ^ False. They are all sexual.

  2014-06-30 00:02

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  Carpet for steps

  "That's the evilest thing I can imagine."

  2014-06-29 20:33

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  Butter is everything

  Butter is love. Butter is life.

  2014-06-29 19:31

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  Haha

  ^ You missed your chance to say wi-fighting and I am so dissappointed in you because of it.

  2014-06-29 05:35

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  sorry I had to put a top text :(

  ^ That's, ugh... that's good to know...

  2014-06-29 05:34

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  .

  "So you're telling me there's a chance."

  2014-06-27 23:34

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  massive stars

  black_hole should get his own podcast.

  2014-06-27 23:33

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  Title has been arrested because they are too sexy

  

  2014-06-27 15:05

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  For real.

  You can see the pain in the dog's eyes...

  2014-06-27 15:02

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  Hentath

  "P-Please be g-gentle, s-senpai!"

  2014-06-26 01:34

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  this really bothers me :(

  Cause urban dictionary is the most reliable place to search this up.

  2014-06-25 12:04

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  Knock knock

  ^ Good guy burglar. Knocks before robbing you.

  2014-06-25 11:35

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  moderator

  I thought that was George Lopez for a second.

  2014-06-25 11:02

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  Jiggypuff is not THAT weak right?

  Or it's because neither if them have arms?

  2014-06-23 17:05

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  some dreams never happen

  Well then...

  2014-06-23 12:34

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  milk rage

  Who the hell pours a glass of milk and just walks away?

  2014-06-23 12:05

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  Happened to me this weekend

  That face.

  2014-06-18 12:33

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  huehuehue

  Well, my day is ruined.

  2014-06-18 12:32

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  oh judy

  ^ Are you saying you don't?

  2014-06-18 12:04

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  True Story

  Fact: Being nice to women gets you killed. Stop the abuse. Become gay.

  2014-06-18 12:03

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  Bees

  Nopenopenopenope

  2014-06-18 11:02

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  I made this also!

  ...is it bad if that looks really comfy?

  2014-06-18 10:35

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  World Cup fever

  Just here to say this is BS. Search up any pic to of him to see five fingers.

  2014-06-18 10:34

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  leaning like a boss

  Checking out dat booty...

  2014-06-17 22:35

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  Watch, some idiot gonna ask for the name of the Anime

  IE: "Don't worry guys. I'm here to save the day!" Chrome: "That was yesterday IE... the earth is already saved."

  2014-06-17 22:33

  +109