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  People who use Double Standards all the time don't unders...

  I did once. No complaints... and a couple things no other woman ever wanted to do.

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  People who use Double Standards all the time don't unders...

  You're not the first person to "come out" to me, but considering the sentiments on this site, you have my sympathy.

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  Wish I'd thought of this when I was getting dumped. Then ...

  You can just tell her you made that pass to boost her self esteem because you thought she needed the boost.

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  Not so quick to badmouth Americans after finally meeting ...

  Other than Liberals, most Americans at least admit that we're stupid while Europeans are deluded enough to believe they're our intellectual superiors (keeping in mind that knowledge and intelligence are mutually exclusive and that Western Europeans are certainly better educated... but that doesn't make them intelligent). There's a reason why 75% of the world's most important innovations come from America.

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  Not so quick to badmouth Americans after finally meeting ...

  Well, some, I'd agree. But they're an extremely vocal minority that screams for media time when the rest of us just want peace and quiet.

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  Not so quick to badmouth Americans after finally meeting ...

  "Almost."

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  Warming up a tiny bottle for a shivering friend

  Where are you? Antarctica? I thought it was freaking hot over the entire Northern Hemisphere?

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  The echo chamber

  That's the nicest thing anyone on this site has ever said to me.

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  Being an American living in the Philippines who has never...

  S hit! I got me a double!

  2026-06-26 21:26

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  Uncivilized/ Civilized

  Hah, you're not fat and ugly enough to fill the position.

  2026-06-25 05:50

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  It looks like a flying...

  Someone please tell me what the fuck I posted! I have no idea what movie this is from but I desperately want to see it.

  2026-06-22 22:42

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  That sounds racist to me

  You guys never fail to crack me up.

  2026-06-21 03:16

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  It's illegal for poll workers to ask for ID and it's lega...

  Read the title, numbnuts. It's ILLEGAL for poll workers to ask for ID, therefore absolutely anyone can vote, legal or not. It really doesn't take much brain power to understand this. What does that say about your mental acuity?

  2026-06-21 03:14

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  It's illegal for poll workers to ask for ID and it's lega...

  Also, I'm not MAGA; I'm Independent. Naturally, anyone stupid enough to want socialism would make idiotic assumptions.

  2026-06-21 03:12

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  It's illegal for poll workers to ask for ID and it's lega...

  You are a perfect example of how Liberals can lie right to your face about something you witnessed firsthand and expect you to believe them. Read this and call me a liar again, if only to prove my point. https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/la-city-council-approves-ballot-measure-to-allow-non-citizens-to-vote-in-local-elections/

  2026-06-21 03:11

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  California's next governor... unfortunately

  I hear allegations of fraud where no evidence exists all the time, while the media ignores actual, in-your-face fraud like what's happening in California and Minnesota. Maybe I misinterpreted what you wrote--but I wasn't the only one, if that's what happened.

  2026-06-18 22:54

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  I found a sweet out of the way campground in Stanislaus just outside of the North Entrance, on the road to Hetch Hetchy called Dimond-O (intentional misspell). The south fork of the Tuolumne River flows through the campground and is loaded with tiny tasty brook trout (use salmon eggs). Nice level tent areas and multi-function fire pits you won't find in Yosemite. Best yet, if you're so inclined, there's a bar within walking distance (or used to be; haven't been there in 20 years).

  2026-06-17 05:41

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  Everyone knows it's a repost and you're the only one both...

  You must be new here. I got daily complaints about reposts until I started tagging my posts with "Don't Care if you Hate Reposts." If such complaints have fallen off you can thank me later, Karen.

  2026-06-17 05:36

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  California's next governor... unfortunately

  Uh, oh. Someone's dumb enough to believe CNN and MSNBC!

  2026-06-16 02:08

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  It's like "owning" land in America that can be taken away...

  I do things like that because I know they upset Memedroid's more childish and petty members.

  2026-06-16 02:06

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  Aren't their children in your neighborhood you can call names? You really have nothing better to do than try to offend me while failing every single time?

  2026-06-16 02:04

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  I love your "avatar pic." I've camped in Yosemite over 25 times, starting when I was 3 years-old. My favorite place on Earth. Where do you usually camp? BTW, jokes are supposed to be funny, but I'm not offended. Liberals call me worse on a daily basis.

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  Good job man...

  Naw, I'd sue him. Superman is as wealthy as he wants to be.

  2026-06-15 18:47

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  weirdal: It's a good thing the terrorists Iran supports never harm any innocent people. (I know this confuses you, but that's a thing called "sarcasm.")

  2026-06-15 03:27

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  A bit dated seeing that--thanks to massive corruption acr...

  It's already been proven that the bitch in question sent people down to Skid Row and paid the homeless to vote for her (which is very illegal but will never be prosecuted)--and she' a cheapskate, only paid most $3-4. That barely buys them an apple, let alone a day's worth of crack or Fentanyl.

  2026-06-15 03:24

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  Dear President Trump, for the love of God, PLEASE TELL DE...

  "Ouch." I think you just blamed me.

  2026-06-15 03:22

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  Hold on to your hats, but her milk is white, too!

  I can think of a way of tasting it without killing the cow... but the Humane Society would have my ass.

  2026-06-15 03:20

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  Hold on to your hats, but her milk is white, too!

  Okay, now I gotta dig up my old DVD of Top Secret, thank you very much.

  2026-06-15 03:19

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  I'd take the wings off, convert the interior to an airBnB...

  I didn't make the meme, Karen.

  2026-06-15 03:18

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  Depends on the neighbor, but yeah

  Toidles: Mosquitoes also pollinate. That doesn't mean we shouldn't want them dead.

  2026-06-15 03:14

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  The main goal of American universities

  Virtually all Capitalist countries have social programs. It isn't socialism. Open a fucking dictionary, child.

  2026-06-15 03:12

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  The main goal of American universities

  Pretty sure you meant "doesn't." I'm also curious about your user name. Most people other than plumbers and respiratory therapists don't know what a fenestration is.

  2026-06-15 03:04

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  Dear President Trump, for the love of God, PLEASE TELL DE...

  "Conditioned?" When this brand of idiocy is in your face repeatedly every single day, I supposed that is conditioning, but it's not my fault stupid people made me dislike being around stupid people. I just call it like I see it: Liberals complain about absolutely everything, and I find their complete lack of contentment hilarious. Don't blame me for your lack of a sense of humor.

  2026-06-14 20:40

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  She's down bad fr

  Let me get this straight: this is racist because she wants a troublemaker removed from her place of business who happens to be black? Or is it that she identified him as black? But it's okay if blacks identify her as white? Liberals will bitch about the most inane things.

  2026-06-14 20:37

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  Dear President Trump, for the love of God, PLEASE TELL DE...

  Truth hurts, don't it?

  2026-06-14 20:33

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  Fortunately, I'm back in the Philippines having cut our m...

  My dad used a doubled-over belt (little pain, lots of scary sounds) and never once used it while angry. I never felt abused. Even when I was an 18 year-old wannabe hippie and said, "You're fucked, dad," he cocked his fist but never pulled the trigger but just walked away. Well deserving of the Greatest Generation title. (P-38 pilot out of Iwo Jima and winner of an Air Medal.)

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  Hate wins elections in California

  Vance seems a good choice, which is why they've been gunning for him since before the election. I'm sure plenty of sexual misconduct charges will spring up out of nowhere in the nick of time.

  2026-06-14 03:01

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  Censorship sucks

  DrachenSchwarz is a "she?"

  2026-06-14 02:58

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  Censorship sucks

  Have you checked out 5Mind.com? Everything is posted without moderation or censorship... though it's a rather one-sided site. (It's a little dull as there aren't any Liberals to poke fun at like there are here).

  2026-06-14 02:56

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  Might work if you're named DiShondra or Zyaire

  Trashman_BoiT1984: Stop pretending to be of hire intelligence.

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  Men can make bad decisions, too. Just yesterday I logged ...

  Eventually scientists will learn the truth that sperms use tiny hand drills to get into the egg. The one with the Milwaukee always gets in first while the Black & Deckers die of loneliness.

  2026-06-14 02:47

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  Dear President Trump, for the love of God, PLEASE TELL DE...

  Can't find anything about this online. "Both are publicly traded companies that share majority shareholders such as Vanguard and Blackrock," but I don't know if that's the same thing.

  2026-06-14 02:40

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  ghost or dog?

  Stilts or levitation: you make the call.

  2026-06-14 02:25

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  Why are you…

  You aren't fooling anyone by pretending to be politically undecided, retard. (Is that an improvement to being called gay?)

  2026-06-14 02:23

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  Damn

  If you're in England, be sure to ue the peephole before answering your door or the Wrong Thought Police will nab you for misgendering lady-dude.

  2026-06-14 02:20

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  Whenever my wife accidentally makes a loud sound, I just ...

  My oh my, the 11% that didn't like this meme certainly were triggered by it into defensive reactions, which speaks a lot. I didn't make this meme, I just thought it was funny. Y'all are reading WAY too much into this. When I apologize to my wife, it's after I've come to my senses enough to realize I was at least partially at fault. A lot of men lack the introspection to do this and believe they're right when they aren't. THIS IS A JOKE

  2026-06-13 21:58

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  Whenever my wife accidentally makes a loud sound, I just ...

  First of all, it's a joke. Secondly, I didn't make this meme. Lastly I have NEVER been kicked out of bed but some men choose to sleep on the couch while their white wife is acting insane. My wife's a Filipina and I apologize because 1) I'm usually in the wrong and 2) I want to keep my wife happy and content. White women are insane, which is why I married an Asian.

  2026-06-13 21:52

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  Whenever my wife accidentally makes a loud sound, I just ...

  Sorry to contradict so many men who are so sure of their opinion, but we've been happily married for 25 years and I am most certainly Master of My Domain (which y'all will likely not believe, but I really don't give a shit; I'm constantly called a liar by Liberals and brush it off like all of these comments that don't apply to me remotely). I married a Filipina. Everything y'all wrote definitely applies to white chicks, but not here.

  2026-06-13 21:46

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  Universal Truth

  Make me, pussy.

  2026-06-13 21:27

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  Hair migration

  Either this went over everyone's head or I'm not as clever as I thought I was. After careful consideration and introspection, I have reached the incontrovertible conclusion that I'm a moron... which is nothing new and shouldn't surprise anyone.

  2026-06-13 21:25

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  Whenever my wife accidentally makes a loud sound, I just ...

  Failure to recognize a joke... or just divorced?

  2026-06-13 04:11

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  Whenever my wife accidentally makes a loud sound, I just ...

  Either you've never been married or are divorced for obvious reasons.

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  AESSP: Animals for the Ethical Slaughter of Stupid People

  Believe me, I understand the irony of this statement, but... GOD BLESS DARWIN!

  2026-06-11 02:20

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  Saving Punjabi when you sleep

  Pizza without pork products is just wrong.

  2026-06-11 00:27

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  Finally, a great candidate... and he doesn't stand a chan...

  That would have been hilarious.

  2026-06-09 09:30

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  Never underestimate the stupidity of California voters, e...

  Wish that was true, but my prediction proved correct: he was eliminated from the contest... right after it was reported that several mail-in drop boxes were burned and all votes lost.

  2026-06-09 09:29

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  Fortunately, I'm back in the Philippines having cut our m...

  Not all, but way too many. It's the "spanking is child abuse" multitude that I refer to.

  2026-06-09 09:26

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  Fortunately, I'm back in the Philippines having cut our m...

  Not even close, troll.

  2026-06-09 09:24

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  Business as usual in England

  R etards in government is never a good idea.

  2026-06-08 17:35

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  The other day I heard someone in the media talk about ho...

  Sorry about that. Most of my posts are intended for literate people.

  2026-06-08 17:33

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  Fortunately, I'm back in the Philippines having cut our m...

  Just curious: do you ever call Conservative posters "fag" as an insult (I get called that ALL the time by Liberals)? Also, do you know what "hypocrite" means?

  2026-06-08 17:30

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  Fortunately, I'm back in the Philippines having cut our m...

  OK, fellow Boomer, but you're reading WAY too much into this meme.

  2026-06-08 17:28

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  Returning to the P.I. tomorrow, thank God. The highlight ...

  Again, make me. Gripe about my posts when you finally have something to post that others can bitch about, troll. Complaining has always been easier than creating.

  2026-06-06 07:29

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  Returning to the P.I. tomorrow, thank God. The highlight ...

  Make me.

  2026-06-06 07:27

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  Hey, it worked... for now. (The Nazi censor might have stepped out for a vape or hooker... fucking Dutch.)

  2026-05-23 18:56

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  Let's see if I can get away with it. (Those fuckers keep an eagle eye on me.) Here goes: Cuntface!

  2026-05-23 18:55

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  And then they all had cake

  Warren Buffett said that? This would only surprise me more if Soros said that. I like it (like Congress would ever vote that into law!).

  2026-05-23 18:50

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  Finally, a great candidate... and he doesn't stand a chan...

  They won't forget, but Libs are the vast majority here, and they all heard Trump say good things about Pratt. You know what trigger that pulls.

  2026-05-23 18:47

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  Wish I had one--and only one--of these.

  Imagine nothing; I've been doing this for 25 years! Still, the good way outshines the bad, so regerts (that was intentional).

  2026-05-22 16:14

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  That knot looked fine the way it was

  You win for Dumb Dude of the Day for taking this seriously.

  2026-05-19 17:03

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  njcookman: It's a Small World is a catchy song. Not one person on Earth likes it. And fuck, now it's going to play in my head (and hopefully yours as well) for the rest of the day.

  2026-05-15 19:06

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  With the park closed, no one would see turning you angry ...

  Fucking Memedroid. I found several pics of four-legged geese, but this shit site won't let us comment with pics or memes. Fucking Memedroid.

  2026-05-15 19:02

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  With the park closed, no one would see turning you angry ...

  I've only cooked geese twice. This is exactly what it looked like (minus the neck). I've bought whole roasted ducks in Chinatown; similar but not the same.

  2026-05-15 19:00

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  Joe feels entitled to your votes

  Holy shit, he isn't running again is he?

  2026-05-14 22:55

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  Most folk travel to take in new sites. Some folk just go ...

  WTF are you talking about? I have yet to see a single Indian in the Philippines (most Filipinos are filthy enough).

  2026-05-12 14:11

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  The chicken's just being John Malkovich

  Yep. Love that flick. (And the book.)

  2026-05-12 14:09

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  Change isn't always good

  I'm not. 40 years ago sentient had a different meaning. It's a lot like how Covid is never called SARS when it absolutely is SARS.

  2026-05-12 13:17

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  Change isn't always good

  Only by today's definition of sentient. That's kinda the whole point of the meme. 40 years ago, the meaning was different.

  2026-05-12 13:15

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  Eliciting honesty from a Liberal is harder then getting b...

  It's always funny when habitual liars project.

  2026-05-12 13:13

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  I missed out on the erotic goat yoga. Maybe that's a good...

  For what?

  2026-05-12 13:12

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  Uh, oh! Someone's going to get a D in Civics.

  2026-05-06 19:19

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  He'll try though

  Why would something this embarrassingly stupid be backlisted? They only do that with memes that make sense and threaten Liberal sensibilities.

  2026-04-30 18:34

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  He'll try though

  The brain-dead Liberals are back on Memedroid! We missed you guys. Memeing is more fun when you have naive Democrats to make fun of. Welcome home, lads. Now call me names, insult me and let me enjoy the barely contained blind and pointless rage I've missed lo these many months.

  2026-04-30 18:32

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  Will be downvoted by every (always angry) little-dicked m...

  I do occasionally predict a post will get downvotes when the subject is likely to cause a defensive reaction, as is the case here--and see how right I was! That's not "caring," it's predicting and has no emotional context other than what you read into it.

  2026-04-29 13:07

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  Will be downvoted by every (always angry) little-dicked m...

  If by "complain," you mean when I write about how meaningless downvotes are and how little I care about the opinions of assholes and nitwits on what I post, yes there are many examples out there. Please show me a quote of where I said downvotes matter to me. I don't recall ever saying that, though--dealing with Liberals a lot--I do have words put into my mouth on a regular basis.

  2026-04-29 13:03

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  Will be downvoted by every (always angry) little-dicked m...

  Maybe you're too new to remember Horsecockowner on this site. I think you'd get along famously (or you are him; we all get banned eventually and have to make new accounts).

  2026-04-28 13:07

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  Will be downvoted by every (always angry) little-dicked m...

  Just wanted to see how many men here get defensive when it's suggested they may have a small dick, and mission accomplished!

  2026-04-28 13:06

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  Will be downvoted by every (always angry) little-dicked m...

  So do you, but you probably are in denial.

  2026-04-28 13:04

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  At 65, disabled and hobbled by arthritis and degenerated ...

  Pretty sure that Alex Karras is the only one that can take on a horse. Why would Mel Brooks lie?

  2026-04-27 19:45

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  Before someone starts whining, be aware that this is a jo...

  Damn, I should have said 350 centimeters.

  2026-04-27 19:34

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  Most of us have the same idea, and we all know that mentioning it here will ALWAYS result in "comment removed" and is likely to get us banned as well.

  2026-04-27 15:26

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  Too bad he didn't go to the original Tommy's (Rampart and...

  Toidles I mentioned Tommy's because it's iconic and not the same old stuff.You'll find good Chinese, Japanese and French food in every single large city in America. You won't find Tommy's (though you might find fakes who just can't get it right). Making an assumption that I've been a shut-in for 65 years based on my love of a Tommy burger (and your failure to recognize a joke) is such an incredibly Liberal point of view.

  2026-04-27 15:20

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  I'm stuck in LA until I recover from shoulder surgery. It...

  Things you will find in any Second or Third World country, yes, the Philippines has it's bad places. Just like Los Angeles and even California has its bad spots. So again, what's your point, if you have one?

  2026-04-27 15:11

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  I'm stuck in LA until I recover from shoulder surgery. It...

  I have that urge every time I see the word "Don't."

  2026-04-27 15:08

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  I'm stuck in LA until I recover from shoulder surgery. It...

  Not sure what your point is. I spent 55 years of my life in LA and avoid tourist spots unless I feel like doing some freak-watching, which is a valid activity in LA. Are you suggesting there's an upside to living in LA right now (other than freak-watching)?

  2026-04-27 15:07

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  Weird how the First World has peaked when it comes to bot...

  Easy to spot the offended narcissists.

  2026-04-25 09:46

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  Weird how the First World has peaked when it comes to bot...

  Seeded makes sense in this context. And if you're going to get nit-picky about other people's proper English, you look less like a fool if you use capitalization and punctuation.

  2026-04-25 09:45

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  It's funny how Liberals are still convinced there's no bi...

  Speeding isn't a criminal offense anywhere in America.

  2026-04-25 09:41

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  Make me.

  2026-04-09 02:01

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  It's the BP meds that do it to me. The Prostate meds are even worse.

  2026-04-09 02:00

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