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  Always

  "Perfect is the enemy of good."

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  Clarification

  Toilet on an interstate highway rest area has seen fewer dicks than this blonde.

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  bear prep

  That fish is Smoked Salmon. Fully cooked. Just open the package and eat. Guy knows she never uses the oven range.

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  This is how you should deal with this hypothetical scenario

  Riddle me this Batman and tell me how it can be, if gender is a social construct, why do you need surgery?

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  Fatality

  "Woman's loyalty is proven when her man has nothing. Man's loyalty is proven when he has everything." -Omar Khayyam (Persian Philosopher, Mathematician)

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  I'm with casoh

  Least attractive female characteristics: [1] Lying [2] Cheating [3] Publicizing her life on Social Media [4] Wh0ring out to simps on OnlyFans [5] Constantly buying new clothes, shoes and handbags

  2026-06-07 22:50

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  The Lusty Argonian Maid Part 2

  The Lusty Argonian Maid package includes free Gonorrhea DLC.

  2026-06-07 14:59

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  Special character, capital letter and number required

  Never use online websites to store your passwords. Those website will get hacked. They could also be honeypots. Install an old password keeper software to store all of your passwords. It will quickly generate new passwords based on a criteria. Don't let the software connect to the Internet.

  2026-06-06 18:57

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  Your sweet ass be puckered

  Enjoy what you have now. It is all downhill from here. Then in a few years you will look back and think: "Damn. 2026 was not bad!" ... Guard: "Stop daydreaming maggot! Get back to work!"

  2026-06-06 18:49

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  Iran in 1970 before Islamic Revolution

  Slowed-down version of Sidewalks and Skeletons - GOTH. Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVLaJtg8xIU

  2026-06-06 13:02

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  Actually good advice

  When you can control your breathing, you can slow down your heartrate. So if you feel your heart racing (for example you need to speak in front of a group of people), do what I do: Slowly breathe in deeply and exhale completely. Repeat this several times.

  2026-06-05 12:57

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  Trust the detour

  You checked the newspaper in this timeline. But if you got on the bus, you'd cause a chain of events that would split into an alternate timeline where the bus crashes.

  2026-06-05 12:31

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  Time to start power running

  This is a brown Bengal cat (rare expensive breed). Some call it a Mini Leopard. I don't think this cat is homeless.

  2026-06-04 16:25

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  Trust the detour

  When one door closes, another one opens somewhere.

  2026-06-04 13:51

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  Costco chess move

  Exactly. Laundry is easy. I can do 3-4 full loads of laundry in one day. Modern people have it easy. Imagine if we lived in 18th or 19th century. One load of laundry would probably take an entire day to wash and dry. Meanwhile, you have other urgent tasks to do, such as going to the food market and cooking meals.

  2026-06-04 13:13

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  Costco chess move

  Why do I see this hysteria about washing dishes? Guys, have you heard about an advanced appliance called "Dishwasher"? If you don't have one built-in inside your kitchen (like my antique house), you can get a nice Whirlpool portable dishwasher ($900). It is a self-contained unit on wheels. When you are ready to wash, connect the hose to your kitchen faucet. Place your dirty dishes inside the dishwasher. Now go watch a movie. Two hours later, you have beautiful sparkling dishes.

  2026-06-04 12:59

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  Proper beach wear

  On May 13, 2026 Trump and all top tech/investment executives visited China for a summit. Watch David Icke's video at 4:25 where Trump is groveling like a little puppy in front of Xi, calling him a great man. Meanwhile, Xi is looking at him like a pathetic little man. https://youtu.be/ao-EyThrtps?t=265

  2026-06-04 12:48

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  Proper beach wear

  I was watching David Icke. YouTube recently unblocked his account after 6 years. David Icke said he has been exposing the (((Globalist Cult))) agenda since 1990s. Their plan he says is to shift the power of influence from the West (America/Europe) to the East (China). He said that Trump's role is to dismantle the current "status quo" and replace it with a new tech order. (continued in next post)

  2026-06-04 12:48

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  Proper beach wear

  Let's take a look at Russia today. The Government legalized Gay marriage. They sent hundreds of thousands of their White men to die in Ukraine. Now the Government says they have "labor shortage." So they are importing Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis and North Koreans to replace the White men. Are they sending these guys to Ukraine? No! Now Russian women will breed with them and completely wipe out their own race. (((Hand rubbing intensifies)))

  2026-06-03 22:21

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  Proper beach wear

  WWII enemies reunited: "Your mixed-race grandson twerks at Gay Pride parades. Was it worth it, Henry? Was it worth it?"

  2026-06-03 17:43

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  Dongs on the bad guys

  I am White and I was not yet born. So I don't owe Hitler an apology. He had two major issues. #1 He underestimated the vengeance from the (((International Bankers))) after he ejected them from Germany. #2 In 1939, he should not have allied himself with the Communists to divide Europe (See Molotov-Ribbentrop Non-Aggression Pact). According to historian Viktor Suvorov, Stalin secretly planned to attack Hitler and capture entire Europe (Operation Icebreaker).

  2026-06-03 17:33

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  Built different

  Jackie Chan said his son Jaycee (42) will not inherit any of his £316 million fortune. Chan’s decision not to leave his fortune to Jaycee stems from his belief that inherited wealth can be detrimental. He insists that his children should earn their own success, rather than rely on family name and money. Source: https://www.jetss.com/2025/08/31/jackie-chan-reveals-why-his-son-will-not-inherit-any-of-his-316-million-fortune/

  2026-06-03 11:36

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  Financially doomed

  Your wife has a beard? "Why are you ghey?"

  2026-06-03 06:18

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  Maga Insanity

  Shane McGillis: "Chelsea Handler had so many abortions that she has been scraped more than a grill at Benihana."

  2026-06-02 22:37

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  Asking the real questions

  Just type "Samus Aran cosplay" into Google Images and enjoy!

  2026-06-02 22:27

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  Disappointed

  I do not know who this woman is, so I looked it up: "NBC reporter Julie Tsirkin became a viral meme after appearing calm and perplexed while gunshots were heard nearby. She described hearing sounds like 20 to 30 shots from her location on the White House North Lawn."

  2026-06-02 22:11

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  Wonder why

  Steven Spielberg's "Disclosure Day" premieres on June 12: Guy uncovers a government cover-up that Human-Alien Hybrids have been living among us for 70+ years.

  2026-06-02 12:01

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  Generational hater

  College Diploma is a paper that tells potential employers that a person has attended a school and completed required tasks. It does not mean that person is intelligent and learned critical skills.

  2026-06-02 10:30

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  Generational hater

  Let guess: The thief was a "teenager."

  2026-06-02 10:28

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  Normal archaeology stuff

  According to IMDb, they estimate he killed 58 people across the five films: The Lost Ark (11), Temple of Doom (21), The Last Crusade (16), Crystal Skull (12), Dial of Destiny (13).

  2026-06-02 10:23

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  Living the dream

  Yes. It is directed by Chad Stahelski who also directed John Wick movies.

  2026-06-01 14:09

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  This is the title

  "Woman's loyalty is proven when her man has nothing. Man's loyalty is proven when he has everything." -Omar Khayyam (Persian Philosopher, Mathematician)

  2026-05-31 22:42

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  This is the title

  Most women are hypergamous. They are always looking to "upgrade" their man to a higher-status guy. Social Media brainwashed modern women (3's and 4's) they are 10's who "deserve" top man (6+ feet tall, 6 pack, 6 figure income). So you have nearly all women compete for top 5% of all guys.

  2026-05-31 22:39

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  Smoke em if you got em

  "You are under arrest" in the front. "Don't tase me, Bro!" in the back.

  2026-05-30 20:35

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  Death & Taxes

  You wrote: "average total effective taxes on income in the US are 20-30%." That's the AVERAGE number you get if you include 50% of population who don't pay any taxes. I pay 30% of my income on Federal Taxes, 7% on State Income Taxes, 6.25% on Sales Taxes and 5% on Property Taxes.

  2026-05-30 20:31

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  Death & Taxes

  In America, you pay 30% of your income as Federal Income Tax, 10% in most State Income Tax, 7% in Sales Tax and 8% in Property Tax. For most Americans, 55% of your income is taken from you before you even get home from work. Then they give all your money away to other countries. The Federal Reserve printed trillions of dollars. Your dollar is now worth 1% of its value from 1913. And you are stuck paying $39 Trillion debt.

  2026-05-30 17:57

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  First time huh

  The two happiest days of Boat Owner's life: The day he bought the boat and the day he sold it.

  2026-05-29 23:13

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  Ancient meme lore

  Music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnopHCL1Jk8

  2026-05-29 22:35

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  Yeah, that works

  Donald Trump: "I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke." (Oct 15, 2012)

  2026-05-29 12:05

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  Math teachers furious

  My inner 12 year old: "This is the coolest hack EVER!"

  2026-05-29 12:02

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  gone instantly

  This was one of my first jobs after high school. My tech recruiter called me and said: "Don't come in to work today. Your job has been terminated." On that day, I learned that I reside in "at will" U.S. state: The employer can let you go at any time for any reason without prior notice.

  2026-05-27 16:27

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  Samsung timing

  Dude, stop crying. It makes you look pathetic. Women do not find crying men attractive. Be a man like the rest of us. No one cares about our feelings.

  2026-05-27 13:07

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  Reject society

  These scenes are from 2026 movie "The Sheep Detectives."

  2026-05-27 13:04

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  He stole the C

  What's your name? F--k you! That's my name! You know why, mister? You drove Hyundai to get here. I drove $80K red BMW parked right outside. THAT'S my name! Your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them... then go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you? A-B-C. A... Always, B... Be, C... Closing. (Glengarry Glen Ross)

  2026-05-27 12:55

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  gone instantly

  In 1999, I worked as an IT contractor (technical support) at UPS logistics hub. Once my shift ended at 5 PM, I would immediately log out and leave the building. One day, the UPS Boss called me into his office and disparaged me for leaving at 5 PM without his permission. He never said that my work was poor. Next day, my contract was terminated for no reason.

  2026-05-27 12:36

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  Boomers gonna boom.

  Londonstan capital of Eurabia.

  2026-05-26 22:30

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  Cruise office setup

  Not Fake News: Zuckerberg caught on secret recording forcing employees to train their AI replacement (also Facebook just laid off 8,000 employees): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sdPZrhnWdJw

  2026-05-26 10:49

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  crow mafia

  Also Crows: "See that kid that threw rocks at us? Tell your relatives and their ancestors to hold a grudge against him."

  2026-05-26 10:45

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  How did the phone that recorded this survive the explosion??

  God: "YOU! Out of the gene pool!"

  2026-05-25 18:53

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  Vitamin C plays a vital role

  Take daily Vitamin D-3 if you stay mostly indoors and don't get enough sun exposure.

  2026-05-25 18:51

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  Amazing irony! Teaching women how to get married but dati...

  "Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife." Proverbs 21:19

  2026-05-25 18:45

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  Amazing irony! Teaching women how to get married but dati...

  "Woman's loyalty is proven when her man has nothing. Man's loyalty is proven when he has everything." -Omar Khayyam (Persian Philosopher, Mathematician)

  2026-05-25 18:43

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  I don't think it's what it says exactly

  I uploaded this exact meme a year ago and MemeDroid rejected it.

  2026-05-25 18:37

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  No no no no

  Obsession (2025): After breaking the mysterious "One Wish Willow" to win his crush's heart, a hopeless romantic finds himself getting exactly what he asked for but soon discovers that some desires come at a dark, sinister price.

  2026-05-24 18:20

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  Traditional Dance of the Caucasus (Watch until the end)

  YouTube and Instagram use metrics to identify how long people watch each video. If people skip the video after a few seconds, YouTube / Instagram algorithms will punish and demote the video. Also longer watch period = more advertising revenue for the Video Creator. That's why some Video Creators tell people to "watch until the end."

  2026-05-24 11:30

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  Traditional Dance of the Caucasus (Watch until the end)

  Thank you Friend.

  2026-05-23 17:08

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  Wish this wasn’t true

  "It is better to live on the corner of a roof than in a house shared with a quarrelsome woman." ~Proverbs 21:9

  2026-05-23 17:06

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  So close.

  I watched the video in slow-motion. I think the guy broke his arm. Here's the link to MemeDroid's MP4 file: https://memes.memedroid.com/videos/2026-05-22/6a110f5a2adfd.mp4

  2026-05-23 17:03

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  Traditional Dance of the Caucasus (Watch until the end)

  Here's a link to the full 3 minute video (HD): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua95fPR6HC8

  2026-05-23 14:52

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  Traditional Dance of the Caucasus (Watch until the end)

  I think you will enjoy the surprise at the end.

  2026-05-23 14:50

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  never nope

  "Hey KING_BUN ... KING_BUN" ... "Why did you say my name twice?" ... "I didn't."

  2026-05-21 20:54

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  Bro got promoted

  She just got dumped by a Chad. Now she is using you to validate her bruised ego. It's a trap!

  2026-05-20 15:14

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  Government Wlll Not Help U

  Dad, why does Government ruin everything it touches? ... Well, Russ, people can't seem to figure out that government is a monopoly that has no incentive to be efficient, effective, accountable or to improve because it is funded by taxes we pay involuntarily and if we don't... well, they put us in prison.

  2026-05-17 19:36

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  dad said no

  Man, you are a real dumbass. What part of my original comment ("The photo appears to be AI-generated") don't you understand? To this day, you still have not provided a link to a reputable news source that features this EXACT photo of the guy with the Sheriff. GTFO with this AI-generated bullshit.

  2026-05-13 20:44

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  same script

  Every election year has a disease hyped as The Black Plague: SARS (2004), AVIAN (2008), SWINE (2010), MERS (2012), EBOLA (2014), ZIKA (2016), EBOLA (2018), CORONA (2020).

  2026-05-13 10:27

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  Lol

  Gentlemen, avoid Low Quality women. Here are characteristics of Low Quality woman: * Does not have good relationship with her father * High-mileage slut (she slept with dozens or hundreds of men) * Leftist (braindead) * Denies personal responsibility but blames you for everything * Lies constantly * Has a good paying job. But her money is "her money" and your money is "our money." She demands that you pay for everything (dinners, makeup, dresses, etc) * Many tattoos * Neon color hair

  2026-05-12 18:48

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  dad said no

  Buddy, your article confirms that meme photo is fake. Guy in the meme is not the guy in real life.

  2026-05-12 18:43

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  Screw boomers

  Boomers: "Weak men create hard times." .... Millennials & Zoomers: "YOU'RE the weak men who created the hard times!"

  2026-05-12 16:19

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  dad said no

  Guys, be careful. The photo appears to be AI-generated. Notice the meme does not provide any further details (link to article, father's name, city, date, etc).

  2026-05-12 13:08

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  dad said no

  Hospitals make a tot of money on organ transplants. But if a body is decomposing in the morgue, those organs are useless. That's why Doctors classify the patient as "brain dead" and quickly harvest the organs. I bet you there's a fitlhy rich patient nearby willing to pay "anything" for an organ transplant. Doctor: "Mr. Richie Bucks. Great news! We have located a new organ donor for you!"

  2026-05-12 13:05

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  Ancient pun technology

  Dress code: Everyone must wear 1990s Charlotte Hornets Starter Jackets.

  2026-05-11 11:18

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  Well

  R emeber gentlemen. This "Single Mom of 5" receives Welfare, Food Stamps and lives in Section 8 apartment ($100 per month rent).

  2026-05-10 11:11

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  Third Injury Today

  Found high resolution photo of the nurse: https://ibb.co/ZR6YKzDg

  2026-05-09 19:17

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  Wiping boogers on nerds

  One rumor I heard recently: Americans did not drop nukes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki but actually carpet-bombed them. If those cities were nuked, they would be uninhabitable for thousands of years. But here we are, 81 years later, Hiroshima and Nagasaki have been rebuilt and prospering.

  2026-05-09 19:02

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  Title goes here

  Since I am not a pilot, I looked up the definition: The Power Transfer Unit (PTU) on an Airbus aircraft is a hydraulic device that transfers hydraulic power between two systems, typically the green and yellow hydraulic systems, to ensure continued operation in case one system fails. It can operate in both directions, allowing for flexibility in power distribution during critical situations.

  2026-05-09 18:54

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  When I win the lottery, there will be signs

  Poncho: You're hit! You're bleedin', man! .... Blain: I ain't got time to bleed. .... [Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff] .... Oh, okay. You got time to duck?

  2026-05-09 18:51

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  Lol

  Trevor Moore (Whitest Kids You Know) last tweet before he fell down stairs to his death at his own home: "What if governments learned from the MKUltra experiments in 1950's that trauma allows you to control people, so they purposely orchestrate disastrous events to keep their citizens afraid + dependent on them, and that's one of the reasons that mental illness has been rising?"

  2026-05-09 17:00

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  Lol

  They are crisis actors hired for this psychological operation. It is all fake hysteria.

  2026-05-09 12:38

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  Lol

  Dr. Robert W. Malone (creator MRNA technology): "Your odds of being struck by lightning are more than seven times greater than getting Hantavirus in the USA. About 250 people get struck by lightning each year. There are about 35 cases per year of Hantavirus in the USA with about 12 deaths per year on average. Obviously, Hantavirus shouldn't be a big concern for the vast majority of Americans."

  2026-05-09 12:35

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  When I win the lottery, there will be signs

  Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

  2026-05-09 12:30

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  Duck army deployed

  Duck named Odysseus: "Let's go!" ... Meanwhile another duck Telemachus: "My Daddy is coming home!"

  2026-05-08 11:34

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  Still aged badly

  In PR speak that's called "damage control." Notice someone says that Denzel grabbed his wife and left the P. Diddy party. But did you see it with your own eyes? Friend, I am sorry, but don't be deceived by his charisma and smile. He is a Satan-worshipping snake. It is hard for me to says this because I love Denzel Washington's roles since he is a fantastic actor.

  2026-05-08 11:15

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  Yeah, man, talkin 'bout that dang ol' Cuffs and Collars, ...

  There's was another hacked road sign: "Caution! Zombies ahead."

  2026-05-07 23:41

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  Seriously, you looks like an idiot with that haircut

  Gene Simmons during COVID: "If you are willing to walk among us unvaccinated, you are the enemy."

  2026-05-07 23:39

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  If I win the lottery, there'll be signs.

  Is that a body shell from 1970 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray?

  2026-05-07 23:28

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  Texh

  As a software engineer, I type all private messages on a mechanical typewriter and hand deliver them in person.

  2026-05-07 23:16

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  Audacity

  Single Mom with 4 kids? She should ask her 4 baby daddies to chip in $50 each.

  2026-05-07 23:14

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  Another one

  My head hurts reading that last quote. English, motherfücker, do you speak it?

  2026-05-07 16:35

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  Still aged badly

  I lost respect for Denzel Washington when it was revealed he attended P. Diddy's "freak off" sex parties for many years but never publicly objected to them. Never forget: Hollywood Elites will not let a person become successful unless they are in the same Club. Do not believe Denzel Washington's Christian background and wonderful speeches. He is a professional actor in a Satanic Elite Club. His role is to be a controlled opposition.

  2026-05-07 11:17

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  Entrepreneur mindset

  Task failed successfully.

  2026-05-07 11:05

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  modern romance

  50% of all marriages end up in divorce. 90% of them are initiated by women. Most common reason: money. The remaining couples stay married miserable for children and finances. There is a very small percentage of happy married couples. Why would you play a game where 95% chance you end up miserable, broke and she takes away the children?

  2026-05-07 10:55

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  modern romance

  Marriage is a dangerous game to play if you are a man. This is a contract where only one side is enforceable under penalty of law. In a typical marriage man brings shelter, food and money. Woman brings kindness, warmth, care and sex. State power can be used to fulfill his obligations. Judge can put a man in jail and take away his licenses. But Judge cannot force a woman to be nice to the man, or to sleep with him, or to stay pretty, or speak nicely of him, or raise children that respect him.

  2026-05-07 10:46

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  Wait for it.. I promise it's worth it. The Onion, when ...

  Rumpelstiltskin: He will weave your hay into gold (forge wealth out of nothing). He will help you please the King (and get in with the authorities). But he will take your child in exchange (snatch away the next generation). The only way to defeat him is to say his name. He will start stamping his feet in rage and disappear if you name him.

  2026-05-06 20:09

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  tax magic

  Javier Milei: "When the state calls you a taxpayer, it's equivalent to a rapist calling his victim his girlfriend."

  2026-05-06 14:32

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  Bee propaganda

  ((( Bees ))) Hello our fellow humans. You must allow more wasps into your community. Diversity is our strength.

  2026-05-06 14:13

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  Wait they fly

  There are all male peacocks. Female peahen are plain brown birds with a small tail.

  2026-05-05 12:12

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  Cop went crazy

  Notice there is a giant screen in the background showing an overhead view.

  2026-05-05 12:09

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  Prepare for bigotry and rude behavior leading to blind ra...

  Ⓝo Ma'am. This is a Wendy's.

  2026-05-04 21:53

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  Oh say can you see

  ♪ ♪ America. Fück yeah! ♪ ♪

  2026-05-04 21:44

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  Just girly things...

  Most women are hypergamous. They are always looking to "upgrade" their man to a higher-status guy. Social Media brainwashed modern women (3's and 4's) they are 10's who "deserve" top man (6+ feet tall, 6 pack, 6 figure income). So you have nearly all women compete for top 5% of all guys.

  2026-05-04 15:26

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