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  The Stare

  I just tell them I don’t have cash

  2023-07-15 23:57

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  Twxas

  You’ve never been in a cult, have you?

  2023-07-15 23:52

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  Twxas

  Dump truck granny

  2023-07-15 23:50

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  Gen z vs millennials

  Knees are fine. I ran my 1.5 mile run in 11:41 last year, at 36, with what turned out to be an entrapped nerve in my hip. I’ve watched a lot of these kids struggle to finish a lap at the school I’m at now. Just got the nerve thing fixed yesterday. Come at me fuckers

  2023-06-02 23:05

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  AIPAC

  Naw, they’d just call it Operation Gladio

  2023-05-31 22:57

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  Vbbj

  Ralph Bakshi is amazing

  2023-05-31 22:43

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  Wtf

  Dude, you’ve had to Prime Ministers in less time than it takes a Wish package to arrive. Calm down

  2022-10-22 07:27

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  gunga ginga

  You misspelled guerrilla

  2022-04-13 20:41

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  yay me

  Sweet

  2022-03-24 02:02

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  murica

  Yes, the ping when you pop her cherry

  2022-03-15 03:16

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  ani-sann skywalker

  Rey

  2022-03-15 03:09

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  Hey, You Made Me Do It!

  Yeah, Trump was a pretty terrible person. But his daughter enjoys sitting on his lap

  2022-02-25 02:40

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  Sux to be u bro

  Great job making a meme with a Russian soldier not using the rifle that their country is famous for

  2022-02-25 02:38

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  I'd be content

  Their parents put all of their energy into her. Ben and the last one are gargoyles

  2022-02-25 02:35

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  so many ads

  Whatifalthist is such trash now.But I’m not super surprised. He never finished his degree. I wonder a lot if it’s because he has faulty logic, and was probably corrected to the point that he got pissed and left. Or failed out

  2022-02-25 02:29

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  Oh Liberals. Will you ever stop being bats#$% crazy?

  Well, the OSS and SOE were filled with ethnic/racial minorities, homosexuals, communists, socialists, etc, and we did just fine in WWII.

  2022-02-25 02:25

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  FJB

  Yeah, the Republican Party is going downhill like a greased up fat man on a sled

  2022-02-20 03:34

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  Hmm

  Like I said, I’m more than half way to retirement, and the only people that ever bring up CRT in the military are conservatives when they complain about it being “taught” at schools

  2022-02-20 03:32

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  Running

  Kermit given Miss Piggy the business

  2022-02-20 03:28

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  Boom Shakalaka

  That’s Poochie

  2022-02-20 03:26

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  FJB

  They never had a majority. The leftist parties held about 48% of the Reichstag

  2022-02-20 03:11

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  Oh waaah! Trump was called Hitler many times. But when a ...

  I’m not surprised the trust fund baby of an apartheid diamond mine owner thinks Hitler was better because he had a “budget.” Fun fact, Hitler didn’t really have a budget either. He just stole all of the assets of the people he hated. Also, fascists economies always fail. And when they fail, they fail hard

  2022-02-20 03:04

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  Oh waaah! Trump was called Hitler many times. But when a ...

  King Leopold II of Belgium

  2022-02-20 02:59

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  Le hell

  He’s an orthopedist doing a remote appointment

  2022-02-20 02:57

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  Priorities

  One uses a lot of money and skills to obscure their information. Other uses things like FB, Gab, Parler, etc which the average 12 year old could crack into and collect information. They’re not the same

  2022-02-20 02:55

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  Giga Chad Jesus

  Paul was in the original group. He converted long after Jesus was dead

  2022-02-20 02:50

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  lmao

  Shut your midget ass up

  2022-02-20 02:45

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  Hmm

  12 years in, and nobody has brought up CRT. It’s amazing what idiots will believe

  2022-01-11 03:41

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  When your gm is a lizard person

  He’s doing alli-gebra

  2021-12-03 05:15

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  First one on last one off

  And they’re always the first one on. You’ll never know where they live

  2021-11-13 00:37

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  old

  I had one last year. They still don’t know what was wrong. It just went away on its own

  2021-10-11 01:15

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  punisher and heart cat

  I don’t generally like cats, but I’d love the shit out of Frank

  2021-06-26 03:19

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  Not the pizza rolls

  They’re good at any temperature as long as they’re already cooked

  2021-06-21 11:14

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  Aye. A true individual

  Stolen Valor!! I was living in southern Germany when Chernobyl happened. And I was on the Ronald Reagan when it responded to Tomodachi

  2021-05-13 03:40

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  That or the ice cream machine at MacDonald's

  Hell yeah

  2021-04-25 12:36

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  I love crossovers

  Rogue One is the only recent one that is worth watching. JJ Abrams is garbage

  2021-04-06 20:10

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  ani-sann skywalker

  When you don’t know your history

  2021-04-06 12:55

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  Ouch

  I love that the mask is a William Shatner mask painted white

  2021-04-06 12:54

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  sleep is good for my lil head

  Sometimes I sleep in a position I call “reverse mummy”, which is arms crossed and face down. It happens when I’m super exhausted and in a deep sleep. It sucks though, because despite excellent rest, I usually wake up with hand prints on my arms and they’re usually dead. All I can do is lay there and wait for my arms to regain feeling

  2021-04-06 12:47

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  No mission too difficult, no sacrifice too great, duty fi...

  I cry when the guy gets shot in the back in Blackhawk Down. The Titanic is mostly boring

  2021-03-18 01:04

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  Fap

  I got a call from one of my bosses while jerking it earlier. It’s my day off

  2021-02-28 13:54

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  Been there before

  Is it because you ate strawberry ice cream?

  2021-02-28 13:33

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  Classic

  This is someone’s dad

  2021-01-21 23:31

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  maintenance

  Not long if you keep driving with those

  2020-10-24 18:54

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  Sex

  Don’t Mormons keep their clothes on too?

  2020-09-27 17:30

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  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Gas

  I want to make a Charlie Chaplin/ Charles Manson joke, but it’s the same goddamn name

  2020-09-18 17:14

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  If I get fucked, you do as well nigga

  Look up the tarantula Hawk

  2020-08-16 03:54

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  0

  Which one is going up my ass?

  2020-08-04 17:53

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  This was from 2019, but every year we stray further from ...

  In ancient Sumer, dresses were for men, and pants were for women. Also, samurai wore hakama. Is she insulting the samurai?

  2020-08-04 17:03

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  I feel like I probably have

  It says coochy

  2020-07-17 12:35

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  I Will choouse the second one

  If you can imagine, she looked like a slightly more average version of Babydoll from Sucker Punch, if she were missing here left arm from just below the elbow.

  2020-07-11 13:39

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  What are some good tv shows on Netflix that I can binge t...

  The irony of the US teaching Germany and France CT

  2020-07-11 13:34

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  I Will choouse the second one

  Honestly, I wish the story was more interesting. It was 2015, and my wife and I had just agreed to having an open relationship. But I never had the chance to make my move, because my schedule was already overloaded with full time school and a full time job. I simply couldn’t justify taking what little free time had to not spend it with my wife or son. Also, she stopped working there before I had a break from school. But she was super hot. Like the amputation did not detract from her at all

  2020-07-11 13:32

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  I Will choouse the second one

  The best

  2020-07-10 01:18

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  I Will choouse the second one

  I had the hots for a girl at Target that was missing half of her arm for a while

  2020-07-09 22:04

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  Friends

  Looks like the barracks in Corpus Christi

  2020-06-01 03:59

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  Don the Zon

  Everything will be fire in November

  2020-05-28 01:27

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  What? I-

  Sauce?

  2020-05-21 16:08

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  Title goes here

  If I wanted to listen to a Karen rant, I’d go to Target

  2020-05-19 14:21

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  Da

  Sometimes I can’t read my own when I write too fast

  2020-05-09 16:59

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  dongs in a purchase

  California is retarded. I had to to wait 10 days for my Mosin Nagant back in 2013.

  2020-05-09 06:32

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  dongs in a purchase

  What state do you live in that you need a permit or ccw to purchase a firearm?

  2020-05-09 06:31

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  dongs in a purchase

  If you think that only the police and military should have firearms, you’re dumb as shit. The Denver Sheriffs office just finally fired an officer for losing a rifle he left unattended in a training facility. The rifle somehow went missing, never to be found. It took them a year and a half to fire him. Meanwhile, he was getting paid the whole time.

  2020-05-09 06:29

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  o

  With Fireball

  2020-05-08 18:44

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  Their coffee is meh

  You’re a fucking moron. I’m laughing at the stupidity of Trudeau and his government. I own an AR, M&P .40, and a Mosin, with plans to build an SBR from a CMMG 5.7 upper with a Digitrigger lower. Get the fuck out of here with your bullshit

  2020-05-08 17:27

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  Their coffee is meh

  Saw this. Love it

  2020-05-08 16:11

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  They do it every time.

  And they take a medal away for every failed coup in Latin America

  2020-05-07 01:00

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  title

  Switch positions

  2020-05-03 01:48

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  Haha baby go brrr

  Just proves that it’s about perception

  2020-04-29 17:15

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  yea aliens r real

  It’s unsettling

  2020-04-22 02:12

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  Don't know about you guys, but if my legs come off they d...

  Goddamn it Kreiger!!!

  2020-04-18 14:46

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  Well, as long as only the necessary condiments are present.

  I read this in Krieger’s voice

  2020-04-15 16:28

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  Does anyone use the meme factory anymore?

  If you didn’t buy everything but the bulldozer in cash, you’re dumb

  2020-04-14 07:09

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  Conspiracy

  Guys: I must be this perfect Adonis Women: I’ll fuck anyone I find attractive, no matter how confusing it is to society

  2020-04-14 07:04

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  the new hang in there kitty

  Of course, this is all assuming your profile description is true, and that’s your actual picture

  2020-04-12 19:27

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  the new hang in there kitty

  Don’t make this serious. I’m trying to shame you for being trans, because I secretly find you attractive. But the pressure of society makes me feel the need to deflect the shame I feel on to you.

  2020-04-12 19:26

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  the new hang in there kitty

  Is it because you have a dick, but don’t use for what it’s for?

  2020-04-12 01:40

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  poor Calvin

  Bill Watterson approves of my degeneracy

  2020-04-12 01:36

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  delicious

  No

  2020-04-11 04:08

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  Indeed

  Okay?

  2020-04-11 04:08

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  [BATCH INTENSIFIES]

  I got a Ruger AR 556 and a red dot scope for $675. I’m going to get some after market rails. I’ll be all in about $803.

  2020-04-07 08:47

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  [BATCH INTENSIFIES]

  It’s inbred fucks like you that I buy my guns for. I don’t know what it is about the dredges of white society that believe they are better than other people simply because of their skin color. There is something about coming from a family that is actually successful that seems to breed out ignorance of this kind

  2020-04-07 08:20

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  [BATCH INTENSIFIES]

  You can get a quality, base model one for $500-$600. Most of cost of more expensive ones are mods you can make on your own for cheaper than buying premodded

  2020-04-07 08:08

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  Police

  What a nice couple

  2020-04-07 08:01

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  Title lonely germ

  The Rapture

  2020-04-03 05:59

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  machine gun Jesus is thiccc

  Great content

  2020-03-26 18:54

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  True story

  I learned to type on the original 1995 version

  2020-03-26 16:22

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  LMAO

  Except there was no risk because they made sure they didn’t have malaria beforehand

  2020-03-25 23:27

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  Dune has all of your fall 2020 fashion

  Literally where we are heading

  2020-03-25 23:17

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  Dune has all of your fall 2020 fashion

  Universe, but eh, close enough

  2020-03-25 23:17

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  Idiot

  Keep this at zero

  2020-03-24 22:01

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  finna stay strapped

  The K1 is a dope gun

  2020-03-24 03:19

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  The Falklands will always be British

  Why is the grass speaking mandarin?

  2020-03-23 16:19

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  Psych!

  Do viruses actually look like sea mines?

  2020-03-23 15:56

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  thicc boy

  Oh, there’s a whole genre of “romance” fiction about people gettin with cryptids

  2020-03-23 15:47

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  thicc boy

  This made me hard

  2020-03-23 15:47

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  thicc boy

  

  2020-03-23 15:46

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  Oh boy oh boy, either I get free loot or I die. Win/win

  We’re dealing with a virus, not a bacteria. But I agree, this not related to the Purge

  2020-03-22 15:30

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  It be like that

  Their TV screen is going out

  2020-03-20 23:50

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  “never go easy on thots”- my friend

  You beat me

  2020-03-16 14:04

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