Slimwit

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Original content in a world of reposts. It’s all pun and games to me.

22 Memes

Slimwit | 2025-12-31 14:12

Miracles never cease.

84% 199

Slimwit | 2025-09-11 16:06

Out of the heart, the mouth speaks

83% 211

Slimwit | 2024-01-06 22:04

If you sprinkle when you tinkle…

88% 838

Slimwit | 2024-01-06 22:04

How cheap can hue be?

88% 681

Slimwit | 2023-12-23 12:42

Old fashioned Christmas traditions

43% 380

Slimwit | 2023-12-17 17:05

Know when to make your exit

85% 407

Slimwit | 2023-12-16 04:28

According to the Poles

73% 447

Slimwit | 2023-12-16 03:23

Choice rewards

85% 717

Slimwit | 2023-12-10 14:21

And all the forms of abuse

84% 480

Slimwit | 2023-12-07 07:36

Go toe to toe with anyone

77% 358

Slimwit | 2023-12-03 03:22

Badum tsss

74% 397

Slimwit | 2023-12-03 00:15

Nothing compares to U

74% 462

Slimwit | 2023-11-28 13:47

Brimming with possibilities

88% 547

Slimwit | 2023-11-28 00:23

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg

82% 295

Slimwit | 2023-11-26 18:35

Just my two scents

80% 311

Slimwit | 2023-11-07 18:40

Fur the love of dog

66% 315

Slimwit | 2023-11-06 21:29

You only get one shot

66% 344

Slimwit | 2023-11-05 16:35

Shore ain’t fun

67% 321

Slimwit | 2023-11-05 15:25

Let them know how you really feel inside

85% 542

Slimwit | 2023-11-04 13:54

Probably won’t age well

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Latest comments

Source for the cat distribution system
It’s swamped with cattails.

10h
+10
Extra "protein"
He’s really down with putting the nut in nut butter.

21h
+22
The Rolls Royce of hillbilly four wheelers
Fast forward to when she reclines the chair.

22h
+1
Wut?
“Say ‘Wut’ Again! I Dare You! I Double-Dare You, MF. Say ‘Wut’ One More Goddamn Time!”

2026-06-05 12:46
+11
Selfie priorities
Memorable photobomb.

2026-06-03 10:24
+10
Generational hater
First degree grand theft auto.

2026-06-02 08:43
+14
Everywhere
Gotta do what you can to keep stores afloat in this economy.

2026-05-29 20:59
+9
tea lore
They’re in for a steep learning curve.

2026-05-29 08:55
+3
Its very rich
A souped up portfolio there with a lot of liquidity and stock options.

2026-05-28 16:15
+9
You are what you carbine
Tit for rat tat tat tat.

2026-05-28 16:10
+2
Shes a super model with naturals
This meme is fire!

2026-05-28 15:57
+5
i will
Smart to hedge your bets and avoid questionable assigned duties.

2026-05-28 10:30
+1
2 hymies 1 cup
I can be pretty slick…prepare for a stroke of genius.

2026-05-28 09:04
+2
Worth every surgery
Seven hip replacements?!?Seems artificially high.

2026-05-28 08:24
+3
2 hymies 1 cup
Did that rub you the wrong way? Perhaps we can coin another phrase?

2026-05-28 08:06
+2
2 hymies 1 cup
I know something that could take the edge off.

2026-05-27 21:37
+6
I get around
His career is at a crossroads.

2026-05-27 18:41
+10
Robot unemployment
It’s plane to see that this contraption will really take off.

2026-05-27 12:12
+13
eepy truck
He got mixed up with the wrong side job.

2026-05-27 07:59
+7
Skill issue survived
What a downer.

2026-05-27 05:58
+4
Reposts
And he’s got your back.

2026-05-27 05:25
+3
Tiny knight enjoyer
Surely many happy horse memories riding and being played with.

2026-05-26 08:23
+6
Wong on so many levels
Chin Tso Hai, on balance.

2026-05-26 04:34
+3
Look at him. He knows what he did
In hindsight it’s obvious. Would the dog ever chews differently? In a pig’s ass, he will!

2026-05-26 04:13
+4
rent free
Even if they have a problem with it, you can ride it out.

2026-05-25 11:43
+3
Killn it
People who view themselves as both of those things do tend to get carried away.

2026-05-25 08:32
+4
In dih pendence
Bro misunderstood poling place.

2026-05-25 08:15
+2
The orb returns
“Pinky! Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”

2026-05-25 07:44
+11
Truth be told
I bet they wake up looking fly. They’re fly as hell.

2026-05-24 23:34
+5
You wanna ride the slide?
What a let down!

2026-05-24 16:10
+3
Rate it
I’d say it’s sew sew.

2026-05-24 16:06
+6
A real kick in the mousetrap
Kids go to Disneyland to kick it with Mickey.

2026-05-23 21:56
+5
Duct taped to a wall
You can have your pick of the bunch if they go bananas over you and don’t split.

2026-05-23 21:54
+2
Bro's Definitely holding Pyramid
He has a point there.

2026-05-23 15:09
+9
So close.
That ramped up the excitement fast!

2026-05-23 10:24
+15
Ai ain't winning
The novelty is off the scales, tanks for sharing.

2026-05-22 12:42
+10
slop channel
The legal team will surely have something to say about this. Here, suey suey!

2026-05-22 10:06
+2
cheetah palace
I see you’re a big fan! Adding a chase lounge is a suggestion you could run with.

2026-05-22 09:42
+1
Milk is evil
Evil milk may cause you to recall some bad mammaries.

2026-05-22 09:16
+3
I want one
He just wanted a light snack.

2026-05-21 19:03
+9
nom nom nom
Can’t believe they went through with it. You can go to pieces about it but in the end it’s a real wiener.

2026-05-20 11:27
+1
Canadian jaws
This is unherd of…prey you’re not next.

2026-05-20 11:16
+3
not yet
You’re really just gonna sit there and rot away, for peat’s sake?

2026-05-19 07:46
0
dummy
Wait too long and you’re in for a hard time…might be left high and dry.

2026-05-18 21:43
+7
What do you mean never?
He came up short…something’s off.

2026-05-15 22:57
0
Long horse delivery
Not many vehicles but he’s really up to his neck in traffic.

2026-05-15 08:04
+3
anime broadcast
Brownie points for her achieving that elvish look.

2026-05-15 07:43
+3
French war crime
That’s takes a lot of crust to pull off something like that.

2026-05-15 07:35
+1
ice cream war
Sure, I scream if you’re axing me.

2026-05-12 11:46
+2
On a sesame seed bun
Some people wouldn’t be caught dead at a fast food restaurant, but for others there’s no overarching concern.

2026-05-11 10:23
+5
lifehack
Really raising the bar on home improvement hacks.

2026-05-11 09:29
+8
Battle rabbits
This is a veiled reference to the fact that nuns always keep their hares covered, which they do by habit.

2026-05-11 08:56
+5
bad turn
Take it as a signal or a sign that it’s time to hang up your motorcycling pursuits.

2026-05-11 08:27
-1
Ma, I`m on TV
That reflects well on you.

2026-05-09 11:43
+13
This is what peak female performance looks like
Breathtaking performance! How does she do it? Nobody nose better than her!

2026-05-09 11:42
+3
Absolutely unemployed
Get a load of this - they’ll never see me coming.

2026-05-08 08:40
+1
sip anyway
Steep thoughts with the steep.

2026-05-08 08:31
+1
thief quit
Some Kant read there.

2026-05-08 08:25
+20
Fuckit Buckets
They both pail by comparison.

2026-05-07 06:20
+4
You chubby motherfucker! Next time you better start blast...
This bodes well. Hair he always knows what he’s about to do.

2026-05-06 15:39
+6
Brutal Disharmony
The only situation that you want to take sitting down.

2026-05-06 15:25
+5
Peak adult excitement
Will he stick with that story? Seems unwarranted for the occasion.

2026-05-06 15:19
+6
student debt
That’s true, to a certain degree.

2026-05-06 09:25
+1
Imagine the sound it makes bouncing off your local politi...
By any measure, you’d think he’d get tired of this.

2026-05-05 22:14
+11
protein hack

2026-05-05 00:26
+1
Pronounced ’Lĕh-’nérd ’Skin-’nérd
Why not both?

2026-05-04 21:07
+1
why tho
Pi in my eye? This happens constantly.

2026-05-04 08:38
+2
protein hack
Wheel there’s a grater way to get to get all your protein.

2026-05-04 08:23
+11
Chief NottaInjun blocked the merger
So…the end result is fewer flights and higher fares.

2026-05-02 12:15
+23
Then he naps every afternoon for the rest of the week.
That’s mower to the point.

2026-05-01 20:03
+4
Dry as the desert
Slick advertising.

2026-04-30 09:41
+7
The Learing Center Sales Pitch
“And we gotz bananas and rice tooo.”

2026-04-30 09:37
0
Bird said nah
And now he’s got soar feet.

2026-04-30 09:19
+4
Cow late to work
Driver: Oh, it’s pasture pickup time.

2026-04-30 08:54
+2
Might buy a pair today
You’ll always get off on the wrong foot with those.

2026-04-29 23:31
+5
I shit you not
It’s a bit of a stretch but you’re spot on!

2026-04-29 08:52
+6
Use your tail
Bloody hilarious!

2026-04-27 20:49
+3
A frog accidentally photobombed a NASA rocket launch.
“Hey this was my pad…where’d this blasted thing come from?”

2026-04-27 07:48
+5
Please don't delete me ...
On the surface things seems hit or miss but when you get down to it, business there has cratered.

2026-04-25 09:20
+2
Hey hey you you, I don’t like your squirrel
Laughin' and a-runnin', hey-hey Skippin' and a-jumpin' In the misty morning fog with Our, our hearts a-thumping and you My brown-eyed squirrel And you, my brown-eyed squirrel

2026-04-22 17:24
0
Infinite buffet
They’re just ruminating over the trough world they live in.

2026-04-20 09:15
0
Late night calls never bring peace
Understandable, she’s been flagged for abuse.

2026-04-20 08:56
+3
Some lessons come with smoke
As happens with false information, you’re following the wrong cent.

2026-04-20 08:45
+9
You shall not pass!
He’s gone to great lengths to make his point.

2026-04-18 15:15
+15
Nil nada zilch
Shore about that?

2026-04-18 08:48
+4
When control is lost in the worst way
Getting control of the situation is key.

2026-04-17 21:52
+1
Boss deserves a break
He strait up knocked their block off.

2026-04-17 21:47
+2
Hellooooooo, Nurse!
It’s all good bro. It can be a rough and tumble place here but it’s a good crowd. Different personalities and kinds of humor; some people just have fun teasing others. If you don’t take things personally and don’t take yourself too seriously, you’ll have the most here - and in life too.

2026-04-17 19:25
+5
Hellooooooo, Nurse!
Easy tiger…I’m well aware of the stereotype lol….most of us on here know all the stereotypes and we have a lot of fun joking about them. And many of us enjoy wordplay too, which is what virtually all my comments are, in case you didn’t know.

2026-04-17 18:24
+8
Hellooooooo, Nurse!
Seems personal. Is someone nursing a grudge?

2026-04-17 16:40
+7
Pilots meowing on radio like its tradition
Some people and their pet peeves.

2026-04-17 08:50
+1
Bro visited forbidden island
Now, if it had only been Kendall Jenner with a Pepsi instead…

2026-04-17 08:46
+11
Cursed seed faces
Finally, a lotus position I can relate to.

2026-04-17 08:39
+2
silent terror
Nice bamboozle you got there.

2026-04-17 08:34
+5
Becky works but only on her own terms
Looks like she moves in slow mow.

2026-04-17 08:26
+4
kindness era
I’m seeing a pattern here.

2026-04-17 08:15
+14
Aging gracefully now includes a robotic tail
The tell tail signs of old age.

2026-04-17 08:13
+13
Fixed anorexia
It’s the yeast she could do.

2026-04-16 23:14
0
What even is that
Got drenched and now there’s a hare out of place.

2026-04-16 23:05
+1
Even the smallest hearts make amends
They always come crawling back.

2026-04-16 22:49
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