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  Accidentally badass

  can we haz the sauce?

  8h

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  Not my problem

  Porch pirates are the scum of the earth

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  still alive

  "Aaah, after 10 years I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!"

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  Economy explained

  Let's go back to 'pieces of eight' pirate style

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  Keir Starmer's Britain

  "religion of peace... right?"

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  just harder

  These days, you'd be lucky if you could even afford to leave home unless you get a roommate.

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  she came

  There will never be another like her.

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  This is how you should deal with this hypothetical scenario

  Dude, if you wanna be gay or crossdress, go ahead, we won't judge. But there is no need to mutilate your body. No surgery will EVER truly make you the opposite sex.

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  Clarification

  - Begone thot! - kitchen, now! - start sucking - bend over

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  dongs in a blaster

  Don't worry, it's only a toy...

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  III

  So why is there so much security around the complaints department?

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  Engineer ASMR

  Interesting commercial, but this is a place for memes, my friend.

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  Rare boss W

  Some people not only complain at restaurants about the food but even demand a refund after eating half of it!

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  tree talk

  New tree is sus

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  Mom approved

  aaw so cute They be like... "big doggo scary!" "doggo serve hoomin, hoomin serve us, do not fear doggo."

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  News via memes

  Well, our opinions on news topics are as honest and as entertaining as the ai moderators will allow

  2026-06-05 10:57

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  duck daycare

  Papa duck is still at the store getting milk and cigarettes.

  2026-06-05 10:55

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  History class cancelled

  People get jealous over other people having nice things.

  2026-06-05 10:52

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  Tokyo standards

  It wouldn't surprise me if whoever is responsible for the delay was either fired, or got a 'first & final warning' considering its Japan. Other places in the world are more like, "by the way there's been a bit of a delay, so, deal with it!" *hangs up*

  2026-06-05 10:50

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  easy choice

  I'll take the super soldier serum and cover my tracks by switching it with the T-Virus from the resident evil movies.

  2026-06-04 08:22

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  They never had Chinese food

  Hey Vegans, chickens can be pets, just like cats, why dont you all adopt one? In fact, why dont you also adopt a pig and cow as pets as well?

  2026-06-04 08:18

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  They Cringe

  Well, the satanic church does support them. Soooooo

  2026-06-02 05:38

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  early errands

  Complain about the generation that has come after me.

  2026-06-01 12:59

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  dongs in a table

  Wasn't the measurements and size of Noah's Ark also made clear as well?

  2026-06-01 00:30

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  dongs in a crab

  Didn't they kill a woman once? Or was that just a myth?

  2026-05-30 03:09

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  Sad but there's no coming back

  He caught you once and can prove it. He left you because of the times he couldn't prove it He cut ties with you so he doesn't have to worry about you cheating in the future.

  2026-05-25 05:32

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  Oh no

  They would've made fun pets

  2026-05-24 07:12

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  Hahaha

  There was a guy who set up cameras in his bedroom to catch his wife cheating. Rather, approaching her, he first took the video to his lawyer to make preparations so he'd win, then he sent it to her family, then he took it to court and miraculously won.

  2026-05-24 07:10

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  judith barsi in All Dogs Go to Heaven

  We dont cry during the Titanic because we ran out of tears crying over stuff that actually IS either sad or wholesome.

  2026-05-24 07:05

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  Mohammad with aisha

  ...about seeing his sister-in-law

  2026-05-24 07:02

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  Cool hair....too bad they're gonna kill him

  Now, if ANYONE did the same thing for an islamic political figure, there'd be chaos, threats/acts of murder and/or dismemberment, and all sorts madness. And they'd get away with it.

  2026-05-24 06:59

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  Bear couldn’t eat ham

  Close, what actually happens in the rest of the comic is that the bear knocks down his Mama's house crying in tears

  2026-05-24 06:46

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  Credit the one that kept biting his tail

  It's a good thing thing he has 9 lives... well 8 now

  2026-05-24 06:43

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  ai evidence

  Take'em to court

  2026-05-22 00:31

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  still not done boss

  This is people wind up going, screw it, I'll do it myself

  2026-05-22 00:25

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  dongs in a car

  It's all fun and games until you have to pay the medical bills

  2026-05-18 04:00

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  dongs in an imagination

  "No, dont do it!" -pulls out popcorn- "kay, now go ahead"

  2026-05-18 03:58

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  Keir Starmer Should GTFO!

  Muslims have practically flooded their country

  2026-05-18 03:55

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  Smort'nt

  Unemployment agencies be like, "not with that attitude"

  2026-05-17 23:45

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  menace to societeeheey

  Remember, in Dragonball-Z, King Kai has a pet monkey named 'Bubbles' too.

  2026-05-17 23:41

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  Mr. Lahey, Julian is outside lifting weights without his ...

  "no, but I will be wealthy" "really?" "wealthy in family..." "no condom" "fuuuuuuuu..."

  2026-05-17 23:38

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  Same difference

  Suddenly congress goes on strike, and they hire temp replacements that fit the requirements. "dammit"

  2026-05-17 23:30

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  Dog distribution priest

  Every shepherd needs a dog to help watch over the flock

  2026-05-15 11:00

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  sus times

  Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft Game Studios want to know your location, lol

  2026-05-13 10:01

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  Delivered somewhere

  I'd like to see you try and take it off him

  2026-05-10 21:15

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  Mary Sue

  Rey's the whiny new girl who thinks she knows what she's doing and is there to prove herself. Ripley is the boss who already knows what they're doing and doesn't need to prove it.

  2026-05-10 21:00

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  Oh I remember.

  Who remembers being the kid who jumped off

  2026-05-10 20:52

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  "Aliens"

  Trump uncovered them while looking for the Epstein files

  2026-05-10 20:50

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  Here we go

  "Are you more contagious than Covid?" "No" "Then we don't give a shit"

  2026-05-10 20:46

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  Common occurrence

  Now It's Gonna Get Especially Racist

  2026-05-10 20:41

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  Well

  Now, I wonder how many of those kids had the same dad.

  2026-05-10 20:24

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  Learn to read the signs of scripted events and pre-planne...

  Simpsons and Xfiles predict all kinds of crazy shit. It's scary when you think about it. Thankfully, very few people can think, so there's no chaos from mass panic.

  2026-05-10 20:15

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  Die

  Purge everyone who's on that list

  2026-05-08 04:07

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  Villains Lair in movies

  Impossible, how did you find me? You truly are the world's greatest... ~ Says villains whose bases have their own faces on the front of their base.

  2026-05-04 05:16

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  Butt hurt snow flakes

  Ahhh, you have an honest opinion.

  2026-05-04 05:05

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  do it NOW

  She be like Cut ties with allllll your friends and only spend time me. Unless I'm with my friends.

  2026-05-04 05:03

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  dongs in a sun

  No argument here.

  2026-05-04 02:53

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  dongs in a sun

  I dunno how they'd fair with seppuku, but those ai can come up with better poety than me any day.

  2026-05-02 19:34

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  the cat missed him

  Don't leave me with them again man, they get so clingy when you're not around

  2026-04-28 05:08

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  Unsee juice

  It's like something from the original Beetlejuice

  2026-04-25 07:51

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  dog sus

  SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

  2026-04-24 17:13

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  People on the internet argue about whether astronauts sho...

  God wants us to learn to grow and prosper. All while being grateful for the ability to do so. He doesn't want us to be arrogant or overly prideful to the point where we're jerks to one another because he loves us all equally.

  2026-04-22 17:42

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  Japan dating apps

  From what I've heard, one of the common family dynamics is that a couple has kids, then leaves the kids to be raised by their retired grandparents, while the parents work nonstop. Though I could be mistaken

  2026-04-22 02:40

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  Jajaja

  No need, just take a selfie

  2026-04-22 02:36

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  Farmers arrest back in the day

  Back then, they'd hang for murder. These days, you can have 30+ convictions and get away with killing in a subway in front of a camera.

  2026-04-21 22:57

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  Remember that young man

  She will pay for it.... just with money from your wallet

  2026-04-21 05:49

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  Holesome

  Quite the 'cheeky' trend

  2026-04-18 22:08

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  2 weeks away

  Good, we could use another crusade.

  2026-04-18 22:04

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  Please enter a titties

  Guys when they see any tiddies

  2026-04-17 06:08

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  Time for some freedom in Rome.

  Time for a crusade

  2026-04-17 06:05

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  What else could get your attention?

  Yeah sarcastic trolling is hard to emote at times

  2026-04-15 10:58

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  Promises carry more weight than words

  "Who do you think I am? A wealthly princess who has her own planet or something?"

  2026-04-15 10:56

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  What else could get your attention?

  Or they're researching how to make nuclear power safer and more efficient so they can make it more available. Which we really need.

  2026-04-15 04:17

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  Big Business

  How about if you have a sw4stiker tattoo you go on the frontlines as cannon fodder

  2026-04-15 04:13

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  Alan Rickman is rolling in his grave

  Just wait until they introduce extra gay and lesbian characters that weren't even in the book, for, "modern" audiences.

  2026-04-15 04:05

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  Even a rooster knows how to love

  Cucked by a cock

  2026-04-14 07:29

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  Emotional support monkey

  Which monkey did he bring? The one with the camera or the plushie?

  2026-04-14 07:25

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  I can’t believe she went back to the rug store after su...

  Reality can be disappointing

  2026-04-12 08:36

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  Lols

  Well, if my mother was a crocodile, I'd let her eat the others while I'd go for the money

  2026-04-12 08:32

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  Bro was one second away from making the call

  It looks like there is something black on top of the wood...

  2026-04-08 08:23

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  Looks can be deceiving as we all learned

  Action speaks louder than barks

  2026-04-08 08:13

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  Nature does not always go as expected

  Bird: I din do nuffin

  2026-04-08 08:12

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  Another little moment that stays with you

  Pretty good survival instincts he got there, poor guy must have been embarrassing for him

  2026-04-07 20:23

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  Bro was one second away from making the call

  What was she chopping?

  2026-04-07 20:17

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  Love like this cat

  At shrimp? You mean HIS shrimp

  2026-04-07 20:15

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  Autocorrect gone rogue

  Against a magic user or any anime character that has to call out the name of their attack, this person would actually be a serious threat.

  2026-04-06 07:27

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  Autocorrect gone rogue

  Against a magic user or any anime character that has to call out the name of their attack, this person would actually be a serious threat.

  2026-04-06 07:27

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  You’ve heard of Medusa. Meet…

  Just imagine HER chasing you, all as they try to bite you, you being forced to hide like in a horror movie. Whenever she comes near you, all you hear is honking.

  2026-04-06 04:20

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  any taxpayer:

  Did you fall that? 'Cause when I was told that, I found it was suspicious we pay for so much but get so little in return

  2026-04-06 04:12

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  any taxpayer:

  Didn't america war with the British for independence to get away from being overtaxed? Who will the people war with next.

  2026-04-06 04:09

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  Happy Easter everyone

  I wonder what happened to them when Jesus was arrested, and if anyone told them it was Judas that sold out Jesus.

  2026-04-06 04:05

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  Joe momma's name is Repost

  What year was that article published I wonder?

  2026-04-05 11:56

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  Sorry I don’t speak female

  It means your dishwashing, sandwich maker has left

  2026-04-05 11:53

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  Contains the forbidden M-word so it probably will be banned

  It's amazing that they're still considered to be a "peaceful religion," and not a "fanatical cult"

  2026-04-05 11:49

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  Shut it down, shut it down now

  MAZEL TOV! its learning

  2026-04-05 11:44

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  This title has been deleted

  404 functioning comment section not found

  2026-04-05 11:35

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  Perhaps they should be more specific.

  amazing that comment went through...

  2026-04-05 11:34

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  Offensive to the woke wearing blinders and ignoring the r...

  You just need to heavily misspell the word that starts with (M) and you may get it spared by pc censor mods

  2026-04-05 11:30

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  Credit goes to Portuguese server, i merly translated

  PC culture and censorship have corrupted the internet. Soon, we'll always have to include personal details in our accounts and give our country location just to swear in ANY website or app with a comments section, forum or chat program.

  2026-04-05 11:26

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  Offensive to the woke wearing blinders and ignoring the r...

  Mudzlimz invaders and their chew hating cult are gonna ruin the UK.

  2026-04-04 12:03

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