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  Spider-Man 2 voice acting still slaps harder than your fave

  Spidy snapes her neck*

  4h

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  Well, how was she supposed to know?

  C

  5h

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  You're hired

  He has to pay for those tats somehow

  5h

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  I fucking love the taco bell bong sound effect

  The dice gods were not pleased with a sacrifice

  5h

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  Praise be

  The prophecy is if more then 112 ice cream machines are working I will start Armageddon and this is number 113

  16h

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  tweet has been deleted makes it so much funnier

  I think the target audience was for white people who never interacted with a black person before

  16h

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  spent 6 hours building a gate and the cat said lol

  He forgot cats are actually liquid because if they fits they sitz

  1d

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  chef said it’s a meal, but my soul said it’s a crime

  Well that is a catpaw on the bottom left so I'm going to go with Chinese food

  1d

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  This man wipes like he’s casting a forbidden spell

  He wipe?

  2025-05-14 14:01

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  Bridgekeeper said ask me anything... then folded instantly

  50th anniversary of Monty Python and the holy grail

  2025-05-14 14:00

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  Dropped my monster condom again... classic

  Okay frank. Hey have you seen dogmeat

  2025-05-14 11:14

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  yeah

  90s CGI. This shit was super expensive

  2025-05-13 15:18

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  WWE confirms Sabu has passed away. Rest easy legend

  7

  2025-05-12 20:44

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  The last time my child

  Why do you ask? are you interested?

  2025-05-12 08:56

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  Ha based

  Sounds about right

  2025-05-11 20:00

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  Fat

  I mean they are the “warner“ siblings

  2025-05-11 09:47

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  Trick

  When your broke but want to make it seem like you do things that cost money

  2025-05-10 05:59

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  Luke’s got too much Skywalker chaos in him

  Spaceballs 3: the search for spaceballs 2

  2025-05-09 20:25

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  yeah

  I will get a scissor and cut your cord

  2025-05-09 20:24

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  yeah

  When you can't afford the doctorate so you get the masters

  2025-05-09 20:20

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  Title

  What an odd thing to say

  2025-05-09 08:58

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  If you’re not drinking 13 beers with me, you’re my enemy

  Keep up light weight

  2025-05-09 08:37

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  Art Critic Comments Welcome

  The NYC major mayor candidates are 1: the former governor who committed in ordering a genocide of the elderly and 2 days before he gave the order took his own mother out of one of the places they took the old folks from for private care, 2: the current mayor who is a reskined deblazio who basically risked all government programs of the city at risk of losing funding by giving it to illegal immigrants, or 3 a Muslim guy. NYC is fucked

  2025-05-09 07:43

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  Restaurant signs that live rent-free in my head

  What I only wanted to improve the restaurant and give it a drive through window so they could have more customers

  2025-05-09 07:35

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  Wide berth

  Fucking a cannibal sounds dangerous

  2025-05-09 07:01

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  meme

  So there is this recent scientific discovery called genetics.

  2025-05-09 07:00

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  Nah baby you cute, just maybe a little terrifying

  googoogaagaa father. That baby in the mirror looked like me. Your big strong Viking baby

  2025-05-09 06:58

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  Palworld dev says Pokémon lawsuit is forcing lame changes

  So Nintendo got buthurt for having pals to be used as a glider. Yet the only instance pokemon ever did with that you are on a hangglider being carried by a eagle

  2025-05-09 06:57

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  He survived the Golden Gate jump thanks to a sea lion, no...

  The sea lion should be the speaker

  2025-05-09 06:55

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  POV: when a car lets me cross, gotta hit a move

  Never do this with your right arm.

  2025-05-09 06:54

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  Pro tip: say 'this was an expected outcome' instead of 'I...

  Never tell me the odds droid

  2025-05-09 06:50

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  Trump rulz

  That is something I haven't heard in years

  2025-05-08 19:24

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  Dad humor

  Then wouldn't that mean he failed since he didn't reach his son the way and then makes fun of him for it?

  2025-05-08 19:23

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  American Pope Leon is here with memes

  That is even worse

  2025-05-08 19:21

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  GTA 6 trailer flexing with beer bubbles got fans losing it

  Tiny bubbles. In my beer

  2025-05-08 17:31

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  arsonists by heritage

  "Me remembering the Dems allowing the G F riots in several states"

  2025-05-08 17:29

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  American Pope Leon is here with memes

  I mean born in Peru but has an American passport living in the shithole called Chicago but yes technically

  2025-05-08 17:27

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  Sex robot: so… what are we? Me: SYSTEM RESET

  Ifunny

  2025-05-07 14:51

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  Moonsickness,because period just ain’t magical enough

  I thought it was because they be bitches that's why they want to be a werewolf

  2025-05-07 08:21

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  Y’all think my cheese & prosciutto spread will win the ...

  Looks finger licking good

  2025-05-07 08:18

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  She hit him with the 'like a brother' and ended the trilogy

  Plot twist your both in Alabama

  2025-05-05 18:19

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  --

  I saw this and had to send it to my family. One time my grandma broke her leg and someone sent her a card that said I hope you get better someday and this gives off that kind of vibes

  2025-05-05 18:18

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  The three choices in life...

  One is gay. One gets rid of Nazi survivers and murders

  2025-05-05 18:17

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  Something's wrong I can feel it

  Dicks out for harambee

  2025-05-05 18:15

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  Don't be using that friggin coma excuse with me!

  Um you didn't give 4 hours notice so that's a write up

  2025-05-05 18:14

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  stop it

  We fight to defend those who would harm the ones we love

  2025-05-05 18:13

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  Sliders ref

  Take me with you

  2025-05-05 18:12

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  choose

  Killing yourself is gay

  2025-05-05 18:11

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  Scammed to buy high definition horse armor

  Fun fact they didn't fix most of the bugs from the og

  2025-05-04 09:05

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  I know many glue eatters

  That is how it is listed on the patent for it

  2025-05-04 09:04

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  I know many glue eatters

  Get a cup of water and dip your finger

  2025-05-03 19:54

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  Would your pfp survive this? Mine's already crying bro

  We talking about me the flying spegetti monster or my son velociraptor Jesus?

  2025-05-02 21:11

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  Jesus krumped death itself and I’m just sitting here st...

  Dakka dakka let's hit things!

  2025-05-02 21:09

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  Live debate: 100 men vs gorilla hits peak internet

  Would youbrather fight 1 gorilla sized person or 100 person sized gorillas

  2025-05-02 21:08

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  you're in love bro

  Please refer to the hot crazy matrix

  2025-05-02 21:07

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  karma

  Do you have socks?

  2025-05-02 21:06

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  Xbox price hikes got gamers in Europe praying for mercy

  And don't buy garbage remastered with horse armor instead of getting a new game

  2025-05-02 21:05

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  Can’t wait for summer... until it actually starts

  *talks into it* I am iron man

  2025-05-02 16:08

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  Gwyneth Paltrow eating cheese again is not a vibe, it's a...

  *Me after watch John tron about her*

  2025-05-02 16:07

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  REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Trump is destroying our...

  The thing is alot of these countries that had these heavy tariffs leader's tried to have private meetings scheduled. The one with China didn't go well cause after Trump increased the China ones even more the next day

  2025-05-02 16:06

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  Free

  What can I say except your welcome https://www.memedroid.com/memes/detail/4439054/Motherfucker?refGallery=userUploads&page=15&username=Scoots291

  2025-05-01 19:48

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  History students in 2070 trying to make sense of Trump Er...

  I think it's to late for OP. Just like his parents I have also given up on him

  2025-05-01 08:33

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  BEFORE AND AFTER

  So if they are documented doesn't that mean they are here illegally

  2025-05-01 08:30

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  Be thankful

  a blessing from the lord

  2025-05-01 08:27

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  Dumb bitch

  We negotiate with terrorists- biden and his administration

  2025-04-30 21:40

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  Mom: how’s the juice? Grandpa: Hitler did WHAT?

  I said pass the juice not gas the jews grandpa

  2025-04-30 06:12

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  Zero hens will turn you into a menace

  The bottom one looks like he hands out infront of a 711 and is about to ask for some change

  2025-04-29 12:32

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  #85444477533

  I liked this better the first time I saw it

  2025-04-29 12:29

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  Skype shutting down and my 2010 heart can't take it

  Okay

  2025-04-29 12:25

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  Positive sphere, electron sprinkle: the OG atom model

  

  2025-04-29 08:25

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  Don't know 3D printing but I'm making a whale skeleton an...

  I mean it's a reasonable thing to look up. But your friend agent might have some questions about what your looking to build

  2025-04-28 06:27

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  Leave his beautiful flagpole alone

  Im taking about the judge

  2025-04-26 14:48

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  Title

  I don't want to see a donkey show

  2025-04-26 14:47

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  yeah

  This is not a song it's a sandwich

  2025-04-26 05:16

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  Leave his beautiful flagpole alone

  Tax payers dollars at work

  2025-04-26 05:10

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  New quest: Bubba Yaga’s Hut. Totally legit

  If i run another shadow run game this may or may not be a sub plot now

  2025-04-23 21:33

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  So boring even pirates said 'nah, we're good'

  I think the requirmemt for the actors (except the evil queen) must be ugly. Like the uncanny valley cgi Alfred from mad looking dopey looked better then then 99% of everything

  2025-04-23 12:04

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  haha

  Atleast it's not cum flakes

  2025-04-23 09:17

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  Relax big Tony, you’re killing the mood

  Who do you think has to clean those sheets?

  2025-04-23 09:15

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  Earth day

  You call that a sissy thing a truck? *drives up in my monster truck- boat-monster truck* get a truckboattruck like a true blooded American!

  2025-04-22 14:57

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  California’s new roommates: 1,700 grizzlies

  I mean they are on their flag

  2025-04-22 04:22

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  Dolly Parton said no to space and yes to 150M books

  She now has a line of frozen cheesecakes, and pancake mixes

  2025-04-22 04:21

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  Reverse-exorcism: priest gets kicked out of hell

  So a priest who molests others

  2025-04-22 04:18

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  Is male loneliness cured by minions who hype you up?

  No problem dude!

  2025-04-22 04:18

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  where's the list, Pam?

  The damage biden and his administration has done will last longer then trump's presidency. For 4 years we didn't have a southern border.

  2025-04-19 09:54

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  wait just a minute

  Yeah that is just poor grammar. Using the word to describe itself with a synonym using itself.

  2025-04-18 06:25

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  Great question.

  Just because they are here illegally doesn't make them criminals- Pelosi......you can start looking here for your answers you seek

  2025-03-11 11:51

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  Velocirapture

  When my son velociraptorjesus comes back the velorapture will happen. And he will eat all the sinners and unbaptized babies........so baptize your children

  2025-03-10 19:41

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  Medieval swords and armours

  I wore protection. I was wearing my armor-vegetia

  2025-03-10 12:09

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  When you become a dad

  I am trying to follow the philosophy of the first set of tools you buy are the cheap ones. If they break you can replace them for the good stuff because that means you use them enough

  2025-03-10 12:05

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  Basically

  Yo you ever had some of this pope yes chicken

  2025-03-09 21:26

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  Investigation closed

  I think they knew something about the Clinton's and was going to let something slip

  2025-03-09 14:57

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  I don't trust ANYONE in the government

  I think they might be under Kim or pooh

  2025-03-09 14:56

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  Boom

  

  2025-03-09 11:41

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  Power Rangers meme

  I'm sure saying black power is also problematic

  2025-03-07 14:50

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  Dongs in a native PC port

  Seems like a waste of weaponized autism

  2025-03-07 14:47

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  Hmm ... maybe they go hand-in-hand

  Remember Trudeau a couple years ago with those truckers.......this hyperthedical did happen

  2025-03-07 10:37

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  butt sniffing weather

  Comeon everyone let's keep this at 0%

  2025-03-07 10:33

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  Damn

  Oh yeah how will be beat gun

  2025-03-07 05:58

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  downvoted to hell. That's wild

  If he didn't want to be downvoted he Probably shouldn't have posted this in the Democratic party reddit.

  2025-03-07 05:57

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