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  Good

  I'm confused. Is there a problem with bot accounts here, or are community members actually allowing this to pass moderation again and again?

  2022-12-08 19:03

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  No beans spilt here

  War is peace, Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength, and Newspeak is good!

  2022-12-08 02:54

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  I'm sick! Sick in the head

  You look a little sick, adventurer. Are you feeling ill?

  2022-12-08 02:47

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  Title

  The hue of sunlight actually is pretty different. I used to commute back and forth from North America, and England always seemed bluer for a few days until my eyes adjusted.

  2022-12-07 08:23

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  Reject humanity!

  Am I straight? Uh, are there naked dicks in gay p*rn? No homo. No homo! But I wouldn't kick a well hung sock monkey out of bed.

  2022-12-05 23:01

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  Found her!

  For sure. No real woman could be so beautiful that you miss her unhinged jaw, shriveled cleavage, and disconnected leg. None that I've met anyway...

  2022-12-05 17:26

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  Found her!

  Just don't look too closely at her cleavage

  2022-12-05 16:41

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  ...and I'm tired of pretending he isn't.

  

  2022-12-05 15:22

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  ...and I'm tired of pretending he isn't.

  

  2022-12-05 15:10

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  Dongs in a TikTokker...

  Yes

  2022-12-05 14:02

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  Found her!

  I would imagine it makes it easier for her to fit large objects in her mouth maybe.

  2022-12-05 13:59

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  ...and I'm tired of pretending he isn't.

  Those were the days. What was Roy Scheider's stance on gay marriage? Who tf cares? The man could take down a shark like a damned king!

  2022-12-05 13:49

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  Dongs in a TikTokker...

  I don't think so. But then again, given the nature of reincarnation I would never really know...

  2022-12-04 11:09

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  Don't ask me how to get there

  One floats there upon ones dirigible, peasant!

  2022-12-01 18:22

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  At least he doesn't have a wife & kids to worry about

  You, uh... chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your brains out.

  2022-12-01 16:30

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  The big gay

  ...and Pink Floyd's everywhere did rejoice. Huzzah!

  2022-12-01 16:23

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  Damn memers

  I would trust a Sleestak faster than I'd trust any damned Chaka.

  2022-12-01 08:12

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  made of dots and colons

  Yeah, there's more than a whiff of colon about it.

  2022-12-01 07:58

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  Cargo

  All these endless reposts are getting seriously out of hand. What's going on? It's starting to make my ass bleed a little.

  2022-12-01 07:45

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  Who is that for?

  That's a port-a-font. An ad-hoc baby baptising station.

  2022-11-29 19:48

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  omg

  Schmoolie doesn't want to be waited on, he wants to hunt! Can't just... suppress 65 million years of gut instinct.

  2022-11-29 02:13

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  Literally me

  ...but I have never, EVER farted on another man's balls.

  2022-11-28 22:49

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  Don't know about you but I assemble lego characters in th...

  Do you assemble them with your freaky orangutan foot fingers?

  2022-11-28 04:25

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  No meme just thought it was funny

  Gotta love the Hep.

  2022-11-28 04:16

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  AAAHELPMEPLS

  Well I won't be hiring these guys to finish the basement in my murder house...

  2022-11-28 03:51

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  Gamer meme

  I used to play it that way too. But then I took an arrow to the knee.

  2022-11-25 23:07

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  I bet they support AC/DC

  I'm so glad this was a meme about heavy metal and not hard rock...

  2022-11-25 21:34

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  Statue

  If you're brave enough...

  2022-11-25 21:25

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  Breakdancing Pro Level!

  This is me literally every time I use the john

  2022-11-25 21:22

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  How to spot a super villain? It's obvious not like in the...

  Worst. Klingon. Ever.

  2022-11-25 20:17

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  Fox

  It wouldn't be an easy thing to do, but if you slow roast the little guy, I'm sure that Canadian marble fox meat would just fall right off the bone.

  2022-11-25 20:02

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  Which do you prefer?

  SoundCloud codecs are trash and the community is 90% bots. But Spotify loudness requirements are overly complicated and they're a pain to publish on. Both trash really.

  2022-11-22 13:52

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  Shit Meme

  My spleen is adorable.

  2022-11-22 13:29

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  Indeed

  MUTINY!

  2022-11-22 10:27

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  Aaaahgghaaaaaa

  Is that the singer from Heilung?

  2022-11-22 06:07

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  Two calculators

  I have two. One Android vanilla, and one with an old liquid crystal style font that lets me write hilarious words upside down with the numbers. Such as 5318008.

  2022-11-17 14:04

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  Title

  Reminds me of Joe.

  2022-11-07 04:31

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