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  nicotine llamas

  Big Daddy Roth.. Rat Fink.

  2026-05-31 23:57

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  Bro stayed loyal

  And like it?

  2026-05-28 15:23

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  Am I being detained?

  A meaningless shitpost. My specialty.

  2026-05-24 12:19

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  Am I being detained?

  I understand. So do I.

  2026-05-24 12:18

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  Am I being detained?

  Oh, I get my share of deletions. Most of it sticks.

  2026-05-24 12:17

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  Juiced

  Looks like he does crossfit. Hah! Nailed it.

  2026-05-24 12:14

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  Largest of expectations

  Until you have to get up and get your own food, no reason to change.

  2026-05-22 23:58

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  Not even Sir Mix-A-Lot would touch that

  Buy a wig. Get some real clothes.

  2026-05-22 23:40

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  They never supported you

  Avoid tall buildings.

  2026-05-22 23:39

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  I wouldn't say friend. More like....under new management

  As if.

  2026-05-22 23:34

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  the odyssey casting

  but wouldn't qualify for the Oscars. Gotta meet the chicklist. Clearly they don't care about money.

  2026-05-22 23:33

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  beer excuse

  I'm gonna try that.

  2026-05-22 23:31

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  battle horse

  Oh, yeah! "war".

  2026-05-22 23:29

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  Negligent homicide, it's in the sport

  Try posting that in London.

  2026-05-22 22:27

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  Wow

  

  2026-05-21 22:29

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  Wow

  Tampon Timmy.

  2026-05-21 22:28

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  Certified menace

  But still friends?

  2026-05-20 11:15

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  Worst jackpot ever

  I wouldn't tell anyone, but there'd be signs.

  2026-05-14 01:23

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  3am leg betrayal

  Every damned night.

  2026-05-14 01:20

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  don't get me started on bing

  When I announced the diagnosis, my doctor laughed out loud, then sent me out for a painful and tedious test.

  2026-05-07 16:57

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  Trading memes

  It's been a while since I laughed like that. But I have.

  2026-05-07 16:54

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  Somewhere someone imagined dating you

  I'm the kind of guy that women dream about, then wake up screaming.

  2026-05-07 16:51

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  Soviet engineering just built different

  Don't give Gov. Newsom any ideas.

  2026-05-07 16:50

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  Celebrating life the worst way

  Yeah, and after sex also.

  2026-05-07 16:46

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  Yeah, but men have more fun.

  Most of us did. I no longer try that at 76.

  2026-05-06 11:17

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  Hello darkness my old friend

  Uh oh, I'm in trouble.

  2026-05-03 11:59

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  Look at me

  Instant Karma's gonna get you.

  2026-04-22 23:35

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  Me every morning

  I should try it IRL.

  2026-04-22 23:32

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  Hysterics Invades Missing & Dead Scientists Story

  That's what someone who's suicidal would say.

  2026-04-22 23:30

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  What is his logic?

  Let it go.

  2026-04-22 23:28

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  Just two friendly guys getting ready to play.

  I concur. White is dispersed.

  2026-04-22 11:53

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  Already bouncing checks

  Blame.

  2026-04-13 21:39

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  I miss these true warriors.

  You make it sound like a bad thing.

  2026-04-09 14:09

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  Bro forest full

  "pondering".

  2026-04-08 19:22

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  European hamster enters full defense mode

  Well, Doctor, I was taking a dump, and it squirmed right into my ass.

  2026-04-08 19:17

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  Those were the days.

  Make it stop!

  2026-04-08 19:11

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  Love like this cat

  Impossibru!

  2026-04-07 17:44

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  us birth rate drop

  And the rest are looking to settle down, with several mixed-race children.

  2026-04-03 22:56

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  you fine

  ...or not.

  2026-04-03 22:55

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  She knew it was him instantly no hesitation

  What a bitch. No wonder he's out like this.

  2026-04-03 22:53

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  Some stories feel too strange to be real

  I need to move to Florida.

  2026-04-03 22:48

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  potato therapy

  Tots.

  2026-04-03 22:46

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  Back to the future accidentally creates star wars lore

  You went far far away for that joke. Well done.

  2026-04-03 22:45

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  Technically not illegal

  Well, she's not wrong.

  2026-04-03 22:41

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  The garden mystery that made me smile

  I bet he smells nice.

  2026-04-01 11:10

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  Office chaos incoming

  I pop by the feed store and buy a box of crickets.

  2026-03-26 15:06

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  When taxes turn chocolate milk into existential crisis

  Life is a type of sentence.

  2026-03-26 14:38

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  Am town to me to kno for real

  Yeah, same.

  2026-03-24 16:11

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  Johnny Somali faces prison as mother pleads

  Better too much than not enough.

  2026-03-24 16:00

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  Slovenia fuel shortage 2026 pumps run dry as government l...

  Jimmy Carter, with the help of Iran, did that to us.

  2026-03-23 14:18

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  Nobody is born cool except this chaotic logic

  You sound like a Democrat.

  2026-03-23 14:14

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  President of the most powerful country in the world btw

  At least it wasn't an A-bomb joke.

  2026-03-22 13:50

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  When the directions say “ Turn right at the inflatable ...

  Actual directions I got in a small town in Texas: Go past the car lot, and when you see the horse, turn left.

  2026-03-22 13:48

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  I keep laughing:

  Jawa.

  2026-03-22 13:46

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  Dongs on Principles

  Is that a Waffle House?

  2026-03-22 13:37

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  Cool

  Feeble.

  2026-03-22 13:34

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  dongs in an alley

  No homo.

  2026-03-22 13:34

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  Shoutout to Nick

  Grifter.

  2026-03-22 13:31

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  True

  I love tube socks, but I don't wear the short-short shorts.

  2026-03-22 13:29

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  Cute animal survives with deeply unsettling strategy

  What better reason to have offspring?

  2026-03-20 12:11

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  Epstein files mess

  Careful what you wish for.

  2026-03-17 11:34

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  Oscars got spicy

  Unless they're immigrants.

  2026-03-17 11:32

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  A single look was enough back then

  The promise of violence.

  2026-03-17 11:32

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  Cuba struggles feel stuck in endless loop

  And here I am, on a diet, struggling to not eat.

  2026-03-17 11:31

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  Worst luck ever

  At least my karma's getting balanced.

  2026-03-17 11:28

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  Hardware prices feel like economic punishment again

  totally worth it.

  2026-03-17 11:26

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  Sri Lanka declares Wednesdays off to reduce energy consum...

  A day to get in line for gas.

  2026-03-17 11:24

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  Border official exit feels like quiet reset

  Perhaps a little too aggressive.

  2026-03-17 11:23

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  A hockey game beside grim national statistics

  Time to move to Canada.

  2026-03-17 00:29

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  But will they be convicted?

  I see a pattern.

  2026-03-15 17:00

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  When your search history reveals the truth

  That's because your.

  2026-03-12 00:50

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  After work we used to just grab a rod and disappear

  I said have a BEER.

  2026-03-12 00:48

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  Do retard next.

  Rookie numbers. Faggot.

  2026-03-12 00:40

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  Rambo

  Yeah, finally acting his age.

  2026-03-12 00:30

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  Childhood mascots entering their horror phase

  Mmmm...poon.

  2026-03-09 21:14

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  Big beaver hole

  Well, there's your mom.

  2026-03-08 17:33

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  When truth finally has a cost in Wales

  There'd be no one left.

  2026-02-27 13:36

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  Simple life Pepe

  Not much, but....

  2026-02-25 15:32

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  Mexico caught between cartels and optics

  I understand she's Jewish, not that that's a bad thing.

  2026-02-25 15:27

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  Marriage should not feel this lonely

  You can't balance your karma by subjecting yourself to this sort of this voluntarily.

  2026-02-25 15:25

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  The seldom seen big picture, before nothing happened.

  *You're. And I'm not.

  2026-02-14 22:49

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  The seldom seen big picture, before nothing happened.

  Pulled him away, and he went.

  2026-02-14 22:48

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  At least we're getting them

  "data"

  2026-02-09 21:20

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  How to use a sock threader.

  I earned it fair and square by shitposting AI slop. I have no shame.

  2026-02-07 01:33

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  How to use a sock threader.

  The votes aren't going the way I expected.

  2026-02-07 01:32

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  iPhone dev group.

  need cyan.

  2026-02-06 12:56

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  put AI generated title here

  YMMV.

  2026-02-01 14:58

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  Yes

  Oh, good. I thought it was real.

  2026-02-01 14:56

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  9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 8...

  like food in socialist countries, not everyone gets it.

  2026-02-01 14:50

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