Latest comments

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  Gets me every time

  for the feels

  2018-11-13 08:10

  +61
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  Gun waifus

  I own a CZ-75. I’m not sure how to feel about this meme

  2018-11-11 07:08

  +14
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  hi

  Swedish brick

  2018-11-01 02:28

  +6
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  try turning it on and off

  *comment that hates on Apple, and states that Android is far more superior, because people can’t have a preference*

  2018-10-30 14:15

  +4
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  Friend sent this at 2am... made whole life worth living

  so delicious

  2018-10-30 12:11

  +10
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  KO’s

  Because he was a comforting presence, even more so than Bill Cosby?

  2018-10-23 08:50

  +7
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  The future has happened

  can’t believe I missed it

  2018-10-20 09:01

  +3
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  Fuck yeah Texas!

  Yes, you can OPEN CARRY without a permit. You need one to conceal carry though

  2018-10-19 18:53

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  Fuck yeah Texas!

  but we had open carry for handguns and rifles without a permit since forever

  2018-10-19 18:35

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  BENDER BABY

  We were joking...we didn’t know you hoodlums will take it seriously

  2018-10-19 18:34

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  Ah gg

  as if that ever happened.

  2018-10-19 04:47

  +68
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  Yep

  The letter they wrote was salvage as fuck

  2018-10-19 03:38

  +11
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  When you finally get laid and tell your friends.

  Indeed

  2018-10-11 19:49

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  If i fits i sits

  From pussy to cock

  2018-10-11 06:10

  +7
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  College

  I am, indeed

  2018-10-09 01:09

  -5
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  Illusions

  I switched from Galaxy to Apple and I am pretty happy. IOS is quite a bit more stable and polished. Yes, it’s not nearly as customizable, but it’s a lot more reliable. Go on, downvote me.

  2018-10-08 10:59

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  hmph

  never, you corrupt old hag.

  2018-10-06 22:44

  +22
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  Speaks for itself

  I blame professor Banjo

  2018-10-05 00:31

  +1
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  Speaks for itself

  eh, whaa?

  2018-10-05 00:30

  +5
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  Im back in the game

  D’aww, grandpa’s beard grew

  2018-10-05 00:12

  +30
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  Ye

  still fuck you Netflix for taking down all the good shows

  2018-10-04 06:20

  +10
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  I have a whole bunch more ideas but I don't want to satur...

  history would’ve been much cooler if Hitler was a dinosaur with glasses

  2018-09-30 16:16

  +12
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  Hassan is a black guy at my high school

  who the hell spends $200 for a man’s haircut?

  2018-09-27 21:10

  +9
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  Russian cursive is the most mind blowing thing you will s...

  Так трогательно

  2018-09-26 11:58

  +31
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  Road awakening

  Spider?

  2018-09-25 11:36

  +5
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  wow

  in case those outside North America are wondering, yes, that is a common chain of stores.

  2018-09-22 21:32

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  I sure hope they don't....

  2018-09-22 16:51

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  Where there's a will there's a way

  how am I supposed to know which of those officers is unqualified?

  2018-09-20 13:01

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  OUR CHAINS

  Contact electricians, plumbers, and welders often make salary. Even hourly, most blue collar stilled jobs get you 60K/ year easy. Of course if your inspiration is to be a pizza delivery guy at 30, you won’t make nearly as much.

  2018-09-19 23:53

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  Yupp

  Yeah, beause that horse will have fun running with a fucking chair tied to it’s face

  2018-09-19 23:41

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  OUR CHAINS

  our working class makes an average annual salary of $60,000/year. I’m okay with that.

  2018-09-19 23:40

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  That's correct...

  Anywhere outside United States

  2018-09-19 19:19

  +11
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  Same picture

  why are they both so annoying to look at?

  2018-09-19 10:55

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  Mine craft

  Russian politicians steal a lot of money out of the budget, so when they do build a public facility they are very proud, as if they’ve built it with their personal money, so they deem something as basic as a bus stop to be worthy of “grand opening”

  2018-09-18 21:03

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  Didnt know dead memes could walk

  I’ll take European meme refugees over illegal immigrants any day.

  2018-09-18 21:01

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  I doubt any European actually cares. They probably wont e...

  I’m flying to Germany next month. Should I just download the memes to the offline store, and contraband them this way?

  2018-09-17 13:35

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  Lol

  it’s funny and all, until you realize that this country has nuclear weapons

  2018-09-17 13:34

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  If it didn’t happen to me then it happened to you

  Take it easy with KnowWatImSayins, KnoWatImSayin?

  2018-09-17 12:42

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  You can't kill war, kiddos

  wouldn’t it be great if all those countries, except Turkey, joined into a “Яemove Kabob and bullshit laws” union?

  2018-09-17 11:27

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  my 13 gigs of horse porn are still out in the open

  oh no, they’ll find out I watch porn on my phone. They’ll certainly disown me, because I’m literally the only human in existence that watches porn.

  2018-09-17 07:57

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  Stop breaking the news CNN! You're doing it wrong!

  CNN: Damn there Ruskis and their *shuffles a deck of cards* hurricanes

  2018-09-17 07:55

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  This meme isn't available in EU

  Butthurt Europeans incoming...or not any more?

  2018-09-16 01:39

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  Who really cares ?

  So Kaepernick is a failed athlete that decided to get some cheap fame, and Nike are idiots for getting on the SJW train. With that in mind I’ll keep my Nike shoes, and will buy new ones, should I need them, because a marketing mistake shouldn’t keep us from quality shoes.

  2018-09-08 09:08

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  Germany

  Oh my, ja

  2018-09-07 15:48

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  Germany

  good feeling and excellent function, you say?

  2018-09-07 15:36

  +25
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  *shilling intensifies*

  unpopular opinion: Israel has turned a previously uninhabitable place into a first world country, and it’s a good thing. Downvote me, goys

  2018-09-07 15:35

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  Smooth operator

  Wtf do you expect when you even send a dick picture? That she’ll fall in love with your hamster-mushroom looking thing and will run over to your house to fuck you?

  2018-09-04 21:35

  +34
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  It's just a meme....

  As an American, I am happy that American team won, and who cares what decent the participants were

  2018-09-03 14:41

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  Bougee

  $10-20/ticket depending on the movie and type of screen. It’s the food prices that get you.

  2018-09-03 08:55

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  Accurate

  Once, at Pearl Harbor. Not counting 9/11 because it was an act of terror, and not a strategic attack. We aren’t attacked not because we have nothing to lose, we don’t get attacked because we are well prepared

  2018-09-03 00:03

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  Never forget

  ah the simple days of Memebase, before Memedroid came to exist.

  2018-09-02 22:55

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  oh no guns scary

  unpopular opinion, we need strong psychological evaluations before being allowed to purchase firearms, but we also need to eliminate gun free zones, so that crazy shooters could be stopped a lot faster.

  2018-09-02 12:39

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  Aha..

  Shut up and take my $200

  2018-09-01 20:14

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  2018 America

  I am already watching it

  2018-08-31 16:37

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  hurts but it's true

  but my recruiter said that I’ll be a sexy and rich killing machine if I enlist

  2018-08-30 22:34

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  libtards get gangraped by immigrants ebic style

  well with the most popular baby name in Britain being Mohammad, what could go wrong?

  2018-08-28 23:11

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  good thing he picked #3

  so close

  2018-08-28 23:08

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  libtards get gangraped by immigrants ebic style

  muh second amendment. I live in a neighborhood where most every household has at least one piece of firearm, and nothing ever happens. Might be because it’s a 99% white neighborhood, but I digress.

  2018-08-28 23:06

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  jajaja

  Furry browser

  2018-08-28 22:12

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  This looks like a repost. Is it a repost? It might be a r...

  yeah, so ruined that it’s the worlds largest economy, and is within top 10% by GDP per capita in the world, worlds strongest military, and political influence strong enough to make or break any other country’s economy. Shame on us

  2018-08-26 21:22

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  Comrade

  I wish 12yo Fortnite players would go bald and grow a beard. That way they’d be easier to recognize

  2018-08-26 21:18

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  Fucking fobbits

  POG- person other than grunt, fyi No idea why military-specific meme is on Memedroid though

  2018-08-26 21:15

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  Wal-Mart..... Y u suck?

  Home every weekend, sometimes twice a week. Walmart drivers don’t drive over the road in a broad sense

  2018-08-25 11:50

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  Pizza or Boobs ?

  I like boobs, I just like pizza more.

  2018-08-25 09:40

  +5
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  Horse radish

  that’s what you get when you use Trojan condoms

  2018-08-25 09:36

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  Wal-Mart..... Y u suck?

  get a skilled job at Walmart. They pay their truck drivers $80,000-120,000 a year.

  2018-08-25 09:35

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  Pizza or Boobs ?

  @title Pizza.

  2018-08-25 09:33

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  I fixed it

  It’s a Lada, so it’s possible that it came like that from the factory.

  2018-08-25 09:31

  +10
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  Very alarming

  I don’t think you know how Memedroid works

  2018-08-25 09:30

  +6
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  What a great big beautiful wall

  oy vey, I wonder who did pony up the shekels for it then?

  2018-08-24 21:20

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  Stanley

  oh my, I would share my knowledge, but I am already in my pajamas. Well, if I must, I’ll leave you with the following; traps are, in fact, gay.

  2018-08-24 21:13

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  And they need you to live

  there are also bacteria and they are fucking moochers.

  2018-08-24 18:05

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  Stanley

  I still get flashbacks of black kamikaze pilots flying into our ships

  2018-08-24 18:04

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  Tat

  do you want to lose all of your calcium. Because not thanking Mr. Skeletal is how you lose all your calcium

  2018-08-24 09:04

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  Murica

  No. The safeguards are there to make sure that President has a very marginal influence.

  2018-08-24 09:02

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  You were the chosen one

  Unsubscribed from Netflix after using it for three years. After they took down Bob’s Burgers, Futurama, and King of the Hill, there’s practically nothing to watch.

  2018-08-24 06:45

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  Kids are cool, babies are assholes

  The purchase price isn’t bad. It’s the cost of maintenance that gets to you

  2018-08-23 22:41

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  Mugabe

  *former garage. He’s been removed from power.

  2018-08-23 22:38

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  Murica

  I hardly see people who’d be either very displeased or very pleased with Trump. Our president has very few powers, and there are safeguards to keep his power from drastically changing the course of the nation. You can elect a mildly intelligent dildo with googly eyes as a president and the country would still be doing well

  2018-08-23 22:38

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  Mugabe

  yeah, maybe don’t date Robert Mugabe.

  2018-08-23 22:32

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  Tubby fell asleep at starbucks

  if I ever hit that low of a point in my life, you have my permission to shoot me. Don’t even wake me up.

  2018-08-23 22:04

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  Gif?

  That’s just mean.

  2018-08-23 22:03

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  Kids are cool, babies are assholes

  kids are too damn expensive.

  2018-08-23 22:01

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  To soon?

  actually Christmas signifies his birth. He died in 33 A.D. But meme is still inaccurate because in 12AD he was twelve, and as per scripture his family was still laying low, hiding from the king that wanted to kill Jesus. Bible isn’t an easy read.

  2018-08-23 21:51

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  Superman!

  no, but I can spot a kabob muncher. He must be removed

  2018-08-23 08:44

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  Looks extremely dystopian

  it’s shit like this, why we dumped all your tea into the harbor.

  2018-08-21 23:52

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  just not legally

  High barrier for legal entry makes sure that mostly well worthy people immigrate, this improving the country. I’m sure you’d be happier if your new neighbor was an engineer or a doctor, not a former isis scum

  2018-08-20 20:14

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  The true hero

  praise ‘chanka

  2018-08-20 07:05

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  a valuable lesson we can all learn from

  r/thathappened

  2018-08-19 15:20

  +5
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  Hahah

  Pooped indoors instead of on the street?

  2018-08-19 14:06

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  they only made 1 decent car, and it was a rebadge

  Saturn was a reasonable brand. You didn’t have to negotiate the price, it was a cheap no haggle deal.

  2018-08-19 13:41

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  truth

  Cringe

  2018-08-19 13:24

  +6
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  So true

  not at driving

  2018-08-19 10:14

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  Eye on the prize

  doggo dun missed

  2018-08-18 04:33

  +2
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  a flying cow

  Not in a small civil aircraft like this. That’s more for fighter jets and such.

  2018-08-17 20:52

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  Bathrooms

  he said daughter, not wife.

  2018-08-17 20:42

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  Fortnite

  your employer gives you pussy?

  2018-08-16 15:16

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  What a heartbreak looks like

  It sure if or

  2018-08-16 07:33

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  2k iq

  HECKERMON

  2018-08-15 21:02

  +8
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  Sniffle... ...

  when you rip her in half with your huge dick and drive home on your scooter.

  2018-08-15 21:02

  +72