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  Probably

  Michael Burry has been predicting the next big crash this year for a very long time

  2026-08-21 15:02

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  New ideas aren't always good ideas

  You vill live in ze pod and eat ze bugs and you vill own nothing and you vill be happy

  2026-08-21 09:05

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  DIY was a mistake

  Whenever I've taken my car in in the UK, the garage will fit the parts I bring, I dobt have somewhere to do proper repairs on my car and am not 100% confident with some bits so am much happier to pay a professional

  2026-08-18 18:14

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  DIY was a mistake

  You should always buy your own parts, even if you get the garage to change them, then you're only paying them labour and not for the time sourcing parts and you can decide what quality you want more easily

  2026-08-15 04:55

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  Jackass went too far

  He seems very polite

  2026-08-15 04:29

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  Taiwan argument unlocked

  I do not recognise the government of West Taiwan

  2026-08-11 03:21

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  Who's the invader

  Yeah, but still don't listen to farage, that cunt is probably going to lose to a sentient bin

  2026-08-02 18:18

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  panic mode

  

  2026-07-31 21:38

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  ChatGPT just got that fish deleted

  Meh, it got a chuckle out of me, I accept

  2026-07-31 20:34

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  free snacks

  Yeah, that cunt will fuck you up without even the slightest provocation

  2026-07-31 20:26

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  Bro really asked where the sun goes

  Was he chewing on a pack of crayolas at the time?

  2026-07-31 20:11

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  backup plan

  Famously lead turns into confetti after 5m if you don't use a rifled barrel

  2026-07-31 20:10

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  modern problems

  *Laughs in slughthrower*

  2026-07-30 09:05

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  Treated like a criminal just because you are using privac...

  Can't just go straight to that from the lockscreen though and does put the lock symbol on every app in there so you can see you're in there

  2026-07-28 02:13

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  A 32-year mission to drink at every Melbourne pub

  Not even that dedicated really, thats like 1 pub a day, I bet a bunch of them are grouped together and you could pub crawl out half a dozen in an evening

  2026-07-27 03:26

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  Meme

  "Please, no sloppy steaks tonight gentlemen"

  2026-07-27 03:14

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  phone diversity

  There were dozens of those, look up the series "when phones were fun" on YouTube from mr mobile, there used to be some many wild designs

  2026-07-26 11:10

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  When your halftime show gets exactly one polite laugh

  Danger 5

  2026-07-26 11:06

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  You'll be lookn around & shit

  California dreamin' - the mamas and papas

  2026-07-26 10:54

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  japan airlines

  Now make it go up to mach 2.5

  2026-07-26 10:26

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  Musically inclined hedonists & cokeheads writing hits abo...

  I maintain that they split up because he actually sounds like the noises at the end of "big love" (definitely the acoustic live versions) in bed

  2026-07-26 03:18

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  I dont blame him

  *die motherfcker, die motherfcker from office space plays*

  2026-07-26 03:14

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  Lol

  Go watch nymphomaniac and unporn your brain

  2026-07-25 03:13

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  That stolen watermelon became a biological weapon

  S o we have managed it once, can we go again?

  2026-07-25 02:11

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  Man drove like a man possessed

  Ah yes, 5 year old video of a motorsport that is at best as boring as nascar and more often worse, which is impressive when you turn left AND RIGHT, admittedly motorpsorts are just dull as dishwater to me in all circumstances

  2026-07-23 20:12

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  My special gun

  I refer you to the GIGN revolver

  2026-07-23 20:09

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  Cockwhale

  Apart from him being a raging cunt, have I missed some news?

  2026-07-23 20:08

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  Know your goat

  What messi and Ronaldo need to match Maradona: *8 mile long line of cocaine*

  2026-07-23 20:06

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  Know your goat

  But someone footed the ball? It moved and everything, why dont you care?

  2026-07-23 20:05

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  This is the type of AI slop coin bench is using. With the...

  Amazing, OP was like "A.I. memes are all the rage, but like he'll am I paying the A.I. company to get this image, I'll just screenshot" "what's cropping?"

  2026-07-23 20:04

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  Bro was cooking

  In fact, mine is so old its called "my mixtape is fire" because that was a relevant meme at the time, much like my account was created when over 9000 was still a relevant meme

  2026-07-23 19:58

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  Truck guy typing furiously

  Man I'd love to know what that message ended up saying

  2026-07-22 06:55

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  Bro was cooking

  Mine is about 2500 but I have been steadily adding to it for about 15 years

  2026-07-20 10:22

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  Women's sports gets new broadcasting rules to stop creepy...

  I offer you, women in their old edwardian tennis outfits as an alternative, men also back to their ones to

  2026-07-19 02:30

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  ancient technology

  I have 800 dvds and have purchased every last one secondhand from charity shops and resellers on ebay, not a penny goes to the fuckers, but if I pirate something (I do all the time), I'm a criminal, explain

  2026-07-18 17:51

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  ancient technology

  Physical media, much like cash, is king

  2026-07-18 17:49

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  Every eclipse ever

  Do you see anything at all anymore?

  2026-07-18 17:44

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  Construction math strikes again

  Not gonna lie, the pop out hanger thing had me rolling

  2026-07-14 11:28

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  dongs in a hat

  The children yearn for the mines

  2026-07-14 05:32

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  Dongs in a tong

  Man, I wish they could add an A.I. slop reason to the report tab, but I also have pro from years ago so wouldn't get the update anyway

  2026-07-14 05:24

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  pistons news

  Sportz bawlz

  2026-07-14 05:20

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  will never back down

  My old boss registered his address at the hotel intercontinental in Buenos aires and it basically cost him £2 a month

  2026-07-13 18:48

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  Mr McCracken been crackin

  Yeah, it's weird the film has so many great moments but is at best mid, no idea what it is that let's it down so much

  2026-07-13 18:45

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  dongs in a fold

  Get folded idiot

  2026-07-11 05:56

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  pullup queen

  Roughly averages out then

  2026-07-01 04:35

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  Datacenters are thirsty

  How can they cope, the world cup alone is increasing hydration breaks regularly, soon some chud won't be able to generate big titty anime girls that like him

  2026-07-01 03:22

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  Peak ideal

  Man those are some big matches

  2026-06-30 06:41

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  adpocalypse

  My old boss registered his address at the hotel intercontinental in buenos Aires, that saved him a tonne of money on YouTube premium

  2026-06-29 21:09

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  EU

  You fool, thats the same grid, controlled by environmentalist morons, thats just how they want it

  2026-06-29 09:02

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  Hilarious Sesame Street moment

  Old but gold

  2026-06-28 18:56

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  Eighty bucks

  A bunch of the shops, weapons, outfits etc aren't available to plebs

  2026-06-27 17:11

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  AAARRRRR!

  That and physical copies, guess who has 800 dvds and 2 thumbs

  2026-06-27 08:22

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  My friend Flicker

  Where meme?

  2026-06-11 11:00

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  Whoa

  Batman: "I don't kill people and don't use a gun" Some poor fucking goon: "man, I can barely afford to keep my family alive, I sure hope some cosplayer with ptsd doesn't break every bone in my body and put me in crippling medical debt"

  2026-06-06 22:26

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  Oh my heart, my soul

  -berg, -baum, -witz, -stein

  2026-06-06 22:22

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  kek

  We live in a soc-A.I.-ety

  2026-06-06 22:19

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  dongs in a patootie

  I don't know bud, I know hello kitty is supposedly only 2 apples tall, but what the reason for the other half of the "meme" is is beyond me

  2026-06-06 22:17

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  dongs in a student

  Ugh, to be a NEET chud without a care in the world, but I'm out here paying taxes to baby eating child fuckers

  2026-06-06 22:11

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  Women lack accountability

  "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

  2026-06-05 07:06

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  From Yokohama, no less

  Is that a steam powered dildo?

  2026-06-05 07:01

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  dad lost

  Eat, like snaaake, eat like snaaaaaaaaake

  2026-06-01 07:05

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  Ferrari civil war

  It's as hated as the Dino was

  2026-06-01 04:59

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  fed aggressively

  Heffalump

  2026-06-01 04:58

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  Samsung timing

  Die Forelle by Schubert

  2026-05-30 18:54

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  Thunderstorm supremacy

  Top notch naps

  2026-05-30 18:29

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  forklift rage

  "All you had to do, was pay us enough to live"

  2026-05-30 18:20

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  I'm that uncle now

  Only thing you can trust the government to do is fuck you over at every opportunity

  2026-05-30 18:00

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  Egg gambling

  A fridge cold (I know I don't need to keep them in the fridge in the UK) large egg placed into already boiling water takes roughly 6 and a half to 6 and 3/4 minutes, for a perfect soft boil, rinse with cold water for a couple seconds when you take them out

  2026-05-30 15:25

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  poob has it for you meme

  iZombie is basically lost media now and that was actually not that bad. Edit: Sorry, I lied, looks like there's a decent magnet for it on piratebay again

  2026-05-30 05:34

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  Poob has it

  Yar-har-fiddle-dee-dee

  2026-05-30 05:33

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  what's going on

  Person under the mask is a pussy

  2026-05-30 05:29

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  finally bro

  You can get a code reader for about £20 my car has an issue with the cat converter so it comes on every other tank of petrol, I check the code and then turn off the light every couple months

  2026-05-30 05:17

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  Can you do it?

  Secret penis

  2026-05-30 04:28

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  Give the midwits gambling and zyn

  They don't have the iq to make it from dimwit to midwit

  2026-05-29 19:37

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  electric sadness

  If you attached a turbine to the feet of the corpse of Enzo you'd have free energy for the rest of time as he spins at the speed of sound

  2026-05-29 19:35

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  brain gains

  Linkin_Park:Numb.exe

  2026-05-29 19:30

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  Mhhhmm

  And people wonder why its basically the world's favourite film

  2026-05-29 08:43

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  Why hello there

  If only it was 27 feet long like the belts used to be and you could give them "the whole nine yards"

  2026-05-28 16:24

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  Hell yea

  Taco guns

  2026-05-28 16:23

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  Its very rich

  Man, I love making my own stock to dunk on literally everyone who wastes leftover meat and carcasses, my best trick is to freeze it in ice cube bags for easy access stock cubes

  2026-05-28 16:21

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  Pompeii skill issue

  Unfortunately the lava got him, otherwise he definitely would have lived

  2026-05-28 08:09

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  Finnish negotiations

  Isn't it more efficient to kick with the back foot

  2026-05-28 08:08

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  gap loop

  I feel like you could just print out an NDA and get your friend to fill in the parts that aren't you in case they ask for proof you signed one

  2026-05-28 08:05

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  map guy

  Mercator projection is the best as its racist

  2026-05-28 06:58

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  code brown

  [Gary Lineker has entered the chat]

  2026-05-27 05:20

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  code brown

  French is clay

  2026-05-27 05:19

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  Vacation ruined instantly

  I don't agree with the French on many things, but their insistence on complete work/life separation is the way forward

  2026-05-27 05:19

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  Cruise office setup

  Perhaps you're not familiar with the concept of "data sovereignty"

  2026-05-26 08:15

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  Childhood trauma dlc

  I just liked sardines, that was fun

  2026-05-25 12:57

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  FOR THE COLONY

  Egg

  2026-05-24 19:28

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  Gear queen ergonomics

  Your aim down sight time is 0 if always looking down sight

  2026-05-24 19:12

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  Raised by goths

  I like orbot, and thats free

  2026-05-24 18:32

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  Raised by goths

  If you like to sail the sea?

  2026-05-23 20:25

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  Cinema priorities

  This nibba eatin' beans

  2026-05-23 12:22

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  Peak existence honestly

  I'm on night shifts this weekend and you best believe I'm eating a pizza and watching classic sci-fi at 4am tonight

  2026-05-23 12:17

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  Pizza airstrike incoming

  "It's hot, and it's ready" "is it any good?" "It's HOT, and it's READY"

  2026-05-23 12:11

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  Microwave lore unlocked

  Ha, you fool, my microwave doesn't use a plate

  2026-05-23 12:06

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  Think it's recoverable?

  I used to just take a hammer to them, all the ones we used had glass platters so didn't take make strikes to turn the insides to dust

  2026-05-23 11:44

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  Lol

  Well stop reporting genuine internal emails as phishing then

  2026-05-23 11:39

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  Raised by goths

  Yar-har-fiddle-dee-dee?

  2026-05-23 11:13

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