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  Last comment gets laid

  Peeks a boos

  2016-04-02 20:15

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  Brumbpo Tungus

  His name sounds like he went down on someone who has genital warts... he got brumps Bro on his tungus

  2015-11-26 14:39

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  she will never know sexual pleasure now

  @title... because no other creature reproduces?

  2015-08-25 13:00

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  Restroom

  She must be part cat

  2015-08-10 17:17

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  alone in the dark

  You must be married

  2015-07-29 21:43

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  Burn

  I really hope that you don't believe that

  2015-07-14 11:35

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  5th comment has oak wood

  All you got is birch wood but you sent a picture of an evergreen?

  2015-07-09 13:01

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  badass

  Your mom is chuck Norris

  2015-06-15 00:56

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  Brazilian will understand

  A million flicks to your forehead

  2015-06-14 20:44

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  Xdsa

  Because the U.S.of A is filled with all people of the same race.

  2015-06-10 13:14

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  Great man

  Hey, he's pretty well off now.. Married to Gloria and owns his own closet empire

  2015-06-07 14:09

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  .

  I'm gonna be the first bidder!

  2015-05-22 13:44

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  Exhaust pipe was halfway gone, too XD

  That's the brake shoe, it usually holds the brake pad which has completely worn away

  2015-05-20 11:51

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  only supernatural fans will understand

  @ title .. pretty sure it's a reference to little Nicky. Unless there's an Adam that I'm not aware of on supernatural

  2015-05-18 08:44

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  .

  I need to come up with some stupid shit for people to bid on

  2015-05-14 23:17

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  When your architect sucks

  Doesn't look like there are any gutters at all

  2015-05-14 16:16

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  Badass dad is badass

  The mother is probably the photographer...

  2015-05-09 14:26

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  Weird substitute teacher

  And what exactly do you think a screwdriver is?

  2015-05-08 18:33

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  whats urs?

  More sauce you stupid donut!

  2015-05-04 13:12

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  Thug Life.

  It does... he's a hug thug who loves to ___?

  2015-05-01 18:10

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  Senpai bmo

  They can draw, not enough room in brain for spelling

  2015-04-29 14:10

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  What's your favorite fruit?

  

  2015-04-21 16:00

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  DA

  Any major city that I've been to in Canada is ridiculously clean... they appear to not litter at all. Contrary to popular belief, their people are major assholes though

  2015-04-20 14:18

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  What's your favorite fruit?

  We're gonna pick on that poor girl's tumor?

  2015-04-20 12:53

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  So much gangsta.

  Ayyy yo son... dat asshole be talking shit behind yo back again

  2015-04-20 12:52

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  Title was ground up

  2015-04-07 16:04

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  Cats.

  All you had to do was rub a little catnip on the bed... works every time

  2015-04-06 12:59

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  Oh the irony...

  People will believe anything they read on here... Watch the videos, a third party ran an incomplete test which had better results than the iPhone and Samsung performed their own tests which also had better results

  2015-04-06 12:55

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  Cock sucker

  But you will be sucking the cock sucker

  2015-04-06 08:28

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  This disturbs me greatly!.

  That is some creepy shit

  2015-04-02 02:33

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  So i found a drug dealer on skype...

  Which "bush" needs trimming?

  2015-04-01 02:28

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  Yup

  That's what I'm sayin... I've never seen or heard of a cat opening it's mouth like that to eat

  2015-03-27 15:33

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  Last comment gets laid

  Hey uploader... that's not the fuckin deal

  2015-03-20 00:36

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  Last comment gets laid

  You don't...I do

  2015-03-20 00:35

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  Last comment gets to go here!

  That's the way to be thinking

  2015-03-20 00:34

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  last comment wins nuttela

  Here I be

  2015-03-20 00:33

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  last comment wins everything

  Doesn't seem to be going so well

  2015-03-20 00:33

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  last comment wins

  1080

  2015-03-20 00:32

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  last comment gets an oreo

  Mine

  2015-03-20 00:30

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  last one to comment gets saiyan powers

  Hi.

  2015-03-20 00:29

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  last comment will get an oreo

  Here I is

  2015-03-20 00:26

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  4th comment kisses the woman

  They're gonna spend the weekend at Bonnie's?

  2015-03-19 13:00

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  So creepy true

  Probably because a good majority of memes on here involve Harry Potter...

  2015-03-19 12:47

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  .

  Waste trainers?

  2015-03-15 11:33

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  WTF Fun Fact

  Pretty hard to pawn something when it's locked up in your personal property at the jail and you're right down the cell block... and unless you're carrying over ten grand your cash is not confiscated.

  2015-03-12 13:37

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  Troll strikes again

  I don't know if I'd want the bullet being attracted to my cranial region... put that shit on my little toe or my ass

  2015-03-12 13:34

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  ....

  It's commemorating marines who took control of Iwo Jima... *the * concept *soldiers

  2015-03-12 13:04

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  Looks like a slippery situation

  What a good friend... clearing the snow off of your roof so it doesn't collapse on you

  2015-03-12 13:00

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  .

  It's supposed to be in the 40's all week ... time to start melting all this damn snow

  2015-03-09 09:13

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  Favorite Cereal?

  You win!... your prize is an open box of frosted flakes

  2015-03-08 11:42

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  Favorite Cereal?

  Someone opened every single box with that promotion at my local ______________… (can anyone guess which lovely store?)

  2015-03-06 17:31

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  Favorite Cereal?

  You're gonna have you buy all the frosted flakes and a few other Kellogg's cereals too then cause most of them have that promo

  2015-03-06 17:29

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  It's Kanye west

  Aaaaahhhhh HAHAHAHAHA... fuckin clown

  2015-03-04 11:02

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  Perfect name for the Perfect job

  Did any else get the Johnny Law reference?

  2015-03-03 11:41

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  Lol

  Yeah nigga

  2015-03-03 09:20

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  WTF Fun Fact

  I also live in the falls and this is complete bullshit... people downvoting you for speaking fact

  2015-03-02 02:26

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  Yep

  I've actually been looking into a heated driveway

  2015-02-26 23:00

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  Taken in PEI (east Canada) very recently...

  Probably cost a few million but we could ship my snow to you

  2015-02-22 14:26

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  Cool

  I've lived in western New York my whole life and am unaware of any geysers anywhere near here... if anyone knows different would you let me know? I'd like to visit it with my son

  2015-02-21 14:05

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  Hmm...

  A mix of Selena and Justin.. guess he isn't shootin blanks

  2015-02-21 13:48

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  diarrhea

  Not what I want to read as I'm sitting on the shitter with diarrhea

  2015-02-21 13:19

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  Taken in PEI (east Canada) very recently...

  Very lucky...my driveways look like the picture and it's still snowing

  2015-02-21 13:16

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  ORIGINAL CONTENT

  Hopefully the next one comes down and pushes it outta the way... or the people moving them can clear it out of there in 5 seconds before the next one shows up

  2015-02-15 14:09

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  Well then...

  What kinda cat was it? A fuckin lion? You'd be extremely lucky to get a half a sausage outta my cat

  2015-02-08 16:23

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  5Th comment is a flamingo

  They must be the kanye of the bird kingdom ... a little full of themselves huh?

  2015-02-07 12:34

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  The uses of toothpaste #1

  That shit is gritty... wouldn't it just scratch the fuck outta your screen??... even better, just use some fuckin sandpaper

  2015-02-06 15:59

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  Who dat who dat

  Wicked witch of the west?

  2015-02-06 15:57

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  -.-

  I just buy a new printer when I run out of ink because they come with ink ... then when I've got 5 printers with no ink I sell them as a bundle on Craigslist and use the cash to buy a couple more printers

  2015-02-05 16:08

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  I regret nothing!

  My hamster escaped and I found him in my cat's mouth ... he lived 3 more days at the animal hospital before succumbing to internal bleeding

  2015-02-05 16:02

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  Haua

  Mouserat?

  2015-02-02 04:15

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  A history of memedroid. More originals coming soon. And p...

  September 2011 for me... There's quite a bit of memedroid history missing from this post

  2015-02-01 14:37

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  ...

  How do you know that's what he noticed first?

  2015-02-01 11:38

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  So cool

  it's Soydolphin casting a spell over the memedroid servers

  2015-01-28 22:43

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  Nice

  Yea, we got up to 7 feet compared to their maybe 2 feet

  2015-01-28 12:07

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  Eh?

  I call bullshit on the whole Canadian politeness thing... as an American living in a border city I've encountered many many many many asshole Canadians. In fact, they're some of the most ignorant people I've ever met.

  2015-01-28 12:03

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  Plowed

  My aunt was killed by a snow plow recently

  2015-01-27 16:36

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  .

  At first I thought it was because her big ass nipples were bouncing but then I saw the truck

  2015-01-25 13:39

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  Muffins

  You're gonna be feeling my foot going straight up your ass

  2015-01-25 13:37

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  Genius

  Those cats' faces

  2015-01-25 13:36

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  Mierda

  It actually translates into 'dead pledge'... so it's pretty close

  2015-01-23 15:58

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  What a wonderful app

  2015-01-22 22:27

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  Sand buildings

  Our tallest wasn't the world trade... it was and still is the Willis tower (formerly Sears tower) in Chicago

  2015-01-19 07:43

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  Good guy

  I pile snow up in front my asshole neighbor's door

  2015-01-19 07:39

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  Not my childhood

  Just like when I was on punishment at home, I would just leave... worst they could do is whoop on me and I could take it so I wasn't scared

  2015-01-19 07:28

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  Majestic flap-flaps

  Nobody is going to mention the man that they're raping?

  2015-01-18 19:43

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  You don fooked up m8

  Probably jumped in the water up the river for a swim and current carried him to the brink where he luckily landed on that outcrop

  2015-01-14 15:51

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  forests everywhere

  They can still sell something small to go along with the tree.. have to put the deceased names' somewhere, right?

  2015-01-11 18:02

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  Probably used one of it's 9 lives.

  That must be it's spawn point... good luck getting it out of there

  2015-01-06 12:42

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  Love thy neighbors wife

  *their

  2015-01-06 01:21

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  It didn't feel good

  They don't call them 'drop' ceilings for nothing

  2015-01-05 00:37

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  Security

  I do believe it's just there to help and keep the door from flying open while he's driving.... it's obviously not a theft deterrent

  2015-01-03 13:26

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  deep dark fear

  I almost lost my pinky finger this way... my buddy didn't realize that he was standing on it. Right on the fucking knuckle

  2015-01-01 15:04

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  I'm liquid ph4ntom

  Master Beta sounds better for you

  2014-12-29 20:57

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  O man. Selfish.

  Ummm... then you'd just be preventing 9/11. There were 3 planes that went down each with 2 pilots

  2014-12-29 10:14

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  I need this

  Until it starts blowing juices all over everything and you're walking around with sauce stains all over your shirt

  2014-12-26 15:27

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  Oil is good

  Because of my extensive nerve damage my fingers don't do this

  2014-12-24 02:05

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  Lol

  I know a woman named Nicole Gaylord... she has massive tits and a ridiculous ass. Oh Yea, she also has a cock as long as your arm

  2014-12-24 00:31

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  1st comment never gets pussy

  It wasn't his anyways... this comic is as old as the Internet with just one new twist, the idiot added his own watermark

  2014-12-16 01:51

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  how is it gonna come out

  Donky booty stalker chick

  2014-12-13 15:52

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  Last comment gets laid

  Did ya miss me?

  2014-12-11 22:46

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