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  jobn’t

  I graduated with a bachelor in informatics december 2019 and im unemployed

  2020-02-18 12:53

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  no

  It's to check whether or not your pupils react to the light

  2019-12-21 08:21

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  Relatable

  Ask them how to spell their name

  2019-12-03 05:44

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  16 people showed up on Area 51

  Its an event organized on facebook that had 600k attendees last time I checked. The idea is to storm area 51 on september 20th. The plan is to outrun their bullets and also have a group of naruto runners flank from the sides

  2019-07-13 15:38

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  follow me please

  I dont think of myself as handsome by a longshot, however one day I decided to dress nice and had a group of random girls give me a thumbs up while they were walking by. Really made my day

  2019-07-13 15:35

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  True

  Fake text and condom, but it's Nino from gotoubun no hanayome

  2019-06-27 01:11

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  True

  It is. That's Nino

  2019-06-27 01:10

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  dude got shrekt

  Dont be quick to judge. He could have family members that are underage or they don't care about elections in general.

  2019-05-24 21:16

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  helpful

  My Krav Maga instructor told me that the best way is to simply run away because most wont take the time to chase you down

  2019-04-30 07:43

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  Am I right ? I need a sugga mama

  250 kg

  2019-04-10 09:25

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  It's a 18+ hentai game called Custom Order Maid 3D 2

  2019-03-21 16:29

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  Fuck apex

  I read it happens because they want to show people who belong to LGB that they are not alone

  2019-02-13 05:14

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  Or medivial fans

  Switch this out with weebs and katanas, and then you have me

  2019-02-02 14:05

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  A crude assault weapon

  That seems heavy to carry

  2019-01-19 10:55

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  iroquois pliskin

  You shoot once or maybe twice and then spend hours reloading

  2019-01-13 15:06

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  damnn

  Wish for the ability to alter chances of anything and everything. What are the odds it will rain cheeseburgers? 0% but now lets make it 100%

  2019-01-07 11:38

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  You slap the attendant....

  Probably would work in Japan

  2019-01-07 11:33

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  Running Man

  This public pool looks like Frognerbadet in Oslo, Norway

  2018-12-12 06:30

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  Calculated Prank

  Ah the shared pain syndrome that only affects men

  2018-12-06 13:56

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  boom roasted

  Is that a parking ticket for an old woman? She can drive?

  2018-11-20 20:39

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  Soon.....

  The temperature of the sun is at 5770 K which means it doesnt produce that much luminosity compared to super giants. It'll live for a few billion years so we're fine. Look up Hertzsprung Russell diagram if you are interested

  2018-11-18 22:14

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  Ttt

  A shitty youtube guide told me to take out my CPU, so I did. Then afterwards it told me to heat up my CPU before I do that. I have to buy stuff to fix it now

  2018-11-15 18:06

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  Trying to keep things PG

  Never seen that type of sock before

  2018-11-03 15:43

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  Dogs

  But of course ladbible is a reliable source

  2018-08-23 09:13

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  Krusty Krab Is Unfair!

  Anime is Sabagebu!

  2018-08-08 22:30

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  Womp womp

  If you cant notice someone put a drug in your drink, wouldnt they also be able to quickly change the straw?

  2018-08-02 22:05

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  0.0

  If I got $1 for every gender that ever existed, I would have $2

  2018-08-01 14:27

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  Would you spin it to be rich?

  Roughly 1/8 chance to die

  2018-07-19 21:53

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  That's a nope from me

  Is it terrible of me to not feel bad if they die?

  2018-07-18 09:45

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  bench thieves

  As far as I know, eastern asia uses YYMMDD, EU uses DDMMYY, and the US uses MMDDYY

  2018-06-17 21:51

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  Thats a whole, new level

  Open and free wi-fi pose a serious security risk

  2018-06-17 11:37

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  Bitch even dragged her to to Dr. Phil's show and even dem...

  Congratz on graduating

  2018-06-11 09:15

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  It will be so hard for them...

  BEGONE THOT

  2018-06-07 21:02

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  Nice save

  What was there to look at?

  2018-06-02 09:15

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  Bewbs

  plot twist they're talking about manboobs

  2018-05-23 08:11

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  My feelings right now a simple - ANGER

  What if she was waiting a while for that spot to be available, then this guy coincidentally came in at a good time?

  2018-05-11 06:40

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  100% not racism

  cmonBruh

  2018-04-10 13:49

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  For once it's not Tumblr's fault

  If there were no carnivores, then the population of their prey will go berserk

  2018-04-03 13:03

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  When the Russian Anthem starts too soon

  Tbh I respect him, he's a great leader. Former KGB, can drive a tank, etc.

  2018-03-14 22:49

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  fat

  Im unable to read imperial units

  2018-03-05 12:28

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  Kill me please

  

  2018-02-25 04:56

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  These shows predict the future

  Per-son?

  2018-02-21 14:56

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  Favorite RPG game?

  Witcher 3, then Divinity original sin 2

  2018-01-28 05:16

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  Ah classic Xbox 360 rage messages

  You should consider the person in question. If it's from Trump, it might be likely, but I'm sure Gates wouldn't reply in that manner

  2018-01-18 21:52

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  weewoo

  I think its free in Norway, like most of our public services (such as education and health care)

  2017-12-17 10:30

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  Buuuuurrrrrnnnnnn

  Yeah, but some places there are exclusive for japanese only. Some guys will reel you in to an information center, and you can choose girls from a computer there

  2017-12-09 06:57

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  Buuuuurrrrrnnnnnn

  I visited a red light district in Japan out of curiosity, and they told me 1 hour of "fun" cost roughly $265 or 30'000 JPY

  2017-12-08 15:50

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  Pokemon

  I... prefer using the metric system

  2017-11-29 06:47

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  Is Detroit even real?

  Top 10 anime betrayals

  2017-11-16 21:45

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  Really nice place

  I mean, as a norwegian, if you like overpriced products and cold weather, then by all means come for a visit. I do recommend going during summer, really beautiful then

  2017-11-14 13:40

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  Cultural differences....

  Im considered tall in china (avg 170 cm), but short in my country (avg 180 cm)

  2017-11-11 21:24

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  Try $20. 5 reps 3 sets.

  20+20=60 because the bar weighs 20

  2017-11-09 06:14

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  fuck the logic

  Maybe goes to show how we take things for granted. I read about a person serving in the army being grateful for wearing dry socks

  2017-09-16 15:33

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  No ...I just like too stand here for no reason...

  I think its just a way of starting a conversation. My parents ask me "are you home" whenever I get home for some reason

  2017-09-13 06:45

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  Me

  This date works only in the US though, since its mmddyy

  2017-09-13 06:43

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  My new idol

  Whats with companies and dropping the e's in their name, shapr, flickr, tumblr etc

  2017-08-30 08:31

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  chilis

  The response came a day after though, would be worried when someone is missing for that long

  2017-08-28 13:43

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  Logic..

  Isnt frozen water also referred to as ice?

  2017-08-19 08:54

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  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  The girl on his t-shirt is yazawa nico from love live >.>

  2017-07-25 19:50

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  Negros for sale

  Lots of diamonds, then resell it so I can spend the money on other things

  2017-07-25 19:46

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  hehehhskzlckskzkLlpzooxkcjxjsndjdj

  Its probably a fake that was made to be broken. Common scam. Sunglasses on a shelf, you touch one, they break, you get the blame.

  2017-07-01 07:16

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  Did We Ever Ride People? Oh Wait... She Rode Me

  How many fruits did we have to eat before we discovered which where poisonous and not?

  2017-06-13 21:34

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  Hahhahahahahhfjwmlqkehd

  This is as ineffective as a "100% legit" advertisement

  2017-04-24 05:16

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  Speech lvl max

  The escapee had 2 different names, jogged 12 miles in 114 degree fahrenheit, ripped shorts and scars all over, not far from the prison area and had matching description of the escapee.

  2017-03-24 15:55

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  damn vegans

  Better not look away when handling a knife

  2017-03-24 09:55

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  later gator

  wouldnt feel sorry for him if it killed him. just natural selection

  2017-03-09 19:41

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  .

  I still wonder how they got into that situation

  2017-02-13 05:38

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  Is this what I should expect for college?

  Thank god education is basically free in Norway. I only pay like 100$ per semester (6 mnths) unless Ive applied for a loan

  2017-02-09 03:07

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  Thats a weird looking dog, its a shame asians eat dogs as...

  I dont think its possible for a crab to eat a human

  2017-02-07 19:28

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  flight attendents face is like: soo...fasten your wings?

  All I see are ill-eagles

  2017-01-30 21:28

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  Clever addon :-D

  He can still fall sideways tho

  2017-01-24 19:38

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  Pretty good reflexes

  The moment you realise throwing knives arent exactly like in the movies

  2017-01-07 20:38

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  .

  Months? This was only recently in the news.

  2016-11-17 07:34

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  It's true, so you can't be mad

  Im 175 CENTIMETERS

  2016-10-21 07:08

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  Hypnotizing perfection

  Look at that lighter piece. It skips suddenly

  2016-10-11 07:55

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  I follow back

  I see Aaaahh..

  2016-09-20 10:12

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  That accuracy

  CoD physics says otherwise

  2016-09-20 09:49

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  I fapped to this

  And plastic surgery.

  2016-08-18 02:36

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  How get out of such a situation

  Wont you usually have your hands behind your back in a situation like this?

  2016-08-07 18:16

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  (>°×°)>#

  True, at the very least he had an amazing charm

  2016-08-07 06:14

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  When you just can't be arsed anymore.

  There's this trick where the pedestrian fakes something in order to have the car driver exit his car and help, but end up having his car stolen by another friend

  2016-07-30 10:00

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  Are people really this dumb?

  Overly tanned: √ Blonde: √ Yep, it's clear guys, I sense no brain in this one

  2016-07-03 07:46

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  smart man??

  If he did it in Norway, he would live in heaven right now. You get your own cell and computers, tv, etc

  2016-05-02 03:49

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  the title isnt important

  Typing Like This feels like reading. like. this

  2015-09-28 09:31

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  I love sukudo

  Sukudo

  2015-09-15 04:20

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  What a man...

  Never forghetti... Mom's spaghetti..

  2015-09-02 13:41

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  Dem feels

  Ahh, I lost my way... again...

  2015-06-01 19:14

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  Life has no meaning now

  False. Then we'd see more shooting stars

  2015-05-21 01:02

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  .

  Confirmed. Public schools are entirely free of charge.

  2015-04-17 19:10

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  Straight savage

  In soviet russia... Feminism actually does something worthwhile instead of complaining about every issue there is.

  2015-04-09 02:41

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  ufo umbrella

  But now the spaceship will be filled with water

  2015-04-08 09:31

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  favorite game?

  Divinity: Original Sin

  2015-04-07 10:15

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  Downvote third comment

  I think you can escape a maze by holding your right hand on the right wall and follow the path

  2015-04-07 01:28

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  Gamers...

  I agree, playing only one game doesn't make you a gamer. That way we can reject CoD fanboys.

  2015-04-07 01:22

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  My weave muddafuckah

  One is a nasty creature who anyone can ride, The other one is a horse.

  2015-04-06 05:10

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  Blue

  If you end before the world ends, then you're most likely dead. ... If you are the reason for the world's end, then you are most likely going to be dead.

  2015-04-03 13:51

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  Or is this just fanta sea?

  Anyway the wind blows... Doesn't really matter to me

  2015-04-02 09:49

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  100%/100% legit

  Nope

  2015-03-30 13:08

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  Tomb raider 2 isn't coming to ps4! :(

  You can see the tags at memedroids official website when you click on a picture

  2015-03-30 01:29

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  Rest is for the weak

  I recommend you guys to play it, it's fun and addictive

  2015-03-29 06:50

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