Latest comments

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  Sadly

  I didn't choose the accounting life... it chose me.

  2015-03-24 13:32

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  FHRITP

  Doesn't matter...had sex.

  2015-01-13 19:35

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  Lel

  So if a woman is attacked by a rapist, she should just fight it out with him to be fair? Or maybe, just maybe, her having a gun would put her on more equal standing in this equation and the rapist could not impose his will on her.

  2014-12-10 11:02

  +1
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  phone's editors

  It kind of looks like the eyes on a Mii (from the Wii).

  2014-09-20 19:00

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  cheer leading

  As an athletic trainer (a medical professional who treats athletes), I can assure you this is bullshit. Football has the most injuries by far.

  2014-09-01 19:31

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  UM.... WTF

  So you're at a strip club and women "all of a sudden" appear? Were you not expecting them?

  2014-08-30 14:12

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  Lovely readings

  Is this what counts as a meme now? We can just screenshot the beginning of a Cracked.com article? Yay, more uploads for me!

  2014-08-18 09:28

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  .

  I always assumed the girl was wearing a skirt.

  2014-07-09 21:30

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  ouchie ouchie ouchie

  Why don't you just start over with new bread?

  2014-06-29 17:34

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  First time seeing one of these

  Those are charging stations for electric cars. Some of them, like these appear to be, are even free.

  2014-06-13 14:34

  +125
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  what animal should you get?

  Interesting choices here.

  2014-06-06 14:04

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  republicans

  I''ll take 2, please.

  2014-05-23 08:39

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  Impossible

  I've been at 87 for months now.

  2014-05-20 20:15

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  Seriously

  "most creepiest?"

  2014-05-18 08:17

  +29
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  bastard blocked me in today

  *Bentley

  2014-05-18 08:12

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  Hi.

  There are no slides for adults. We have rollercoasters, but no slides.

  2014-04-01 09:01

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  smell my finger

  Why is there a sink in there? Is there no other way to clean your hands?

  2014-03-31 08:54

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  Bad Idea...!

  To summarize... Bro, do you even lift?

  2014-03-14 20:58

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  Bad Idea...!

  It's 90lbs plus the 45 for the bar, so 135. Anyway, it trains balance and the dynamic stabilizer muscles in your core and legs. Adding instability to any exercise is a great way to train all the muscle fibers.

  2014-03-14 20:58

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  I love living in Venice, Fl

  I also live near Venice. Where is this shop? I need to check it out.

  2014-03-04 22:42

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  >.>

  

  2014-03-01 08:35

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  seems legit

  So many people must think this is true.

  2014-02-15 14:22

  +1
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  Homer/Miley

  The Simpsons did it.

  2014-02-13 19:34

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  sluts. sluts everywhere

  Somewhere out there are 2 proud fathers.

  2014-02-13 19:33

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  fuck that bitch

  Then it's not original.

  2014-02-06 23:05

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  Remember my username

  Nooooooooooo!

  2014-02-05 08:36

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  Nobody runs

  Anybody notice the penis on the medical degree?

  2014-01-31 09:43

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  any advice ladies?

  That sounds like an expensive habit.

  2014-01-31 00:10

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  tis only a scratch

  

  2014-01-31 00:06

  +14
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  Nature calls

  

  2014-01-31 00:03

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  Who has time fo dat?

  

  2014-01-30 20:31

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  And none for gretchen wieners bye

  You go Glenn Coco!

  2014-01-29 23:20

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  Yes

  Not just high school.

  2014-01-29 22:06

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  And what do we say to death? Not today!

  That is actually the staff of Hermes. His has 2 snakes. The staff should only have 1 snake. The one there means tricking people. It comes from an old mistake by the US Army Medical Corps.

  2014-01-28 19:11

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  Astronomy at its finest...

  This is a test about muscles, not reindeer.

  2014-01-28 09:37

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  ....

  Every. Freaking. Day.

  2014-01-26 08:37

  +8
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  Creating a Password

  That would be a tough password to remember.

  2014-01-26 08:36

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  Here's your sign.

  Bill Engvall! He's hilarious!

  2014-01-26 08:35

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  this is true

  

  2014-01-26 08:33

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  brony battle pending

  Such disappointment in his dad's eyes.

  2014-01-24 10:14

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  yessss

  That is one sexy dolphin!

  2014-01-24 10:13

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  Decisions...

  Why not both?

  2014-01-24 10:10

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  Stephen King looks less than thrilled.....

  They're holding hands.

  2014-01-23 10:26

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  I have a lesbian crush on Jessica rabbit... a cartoon... ?:(

  Her name is Kathleen Turner. She used to be hot. She did a nude scene in an old movie. It's called Heat or Body Heat or something like that.

  2014-01-23 09:30

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  poker face

  

  2014-01-22 08:38

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  How to talk to cat about gun safety

  Notice how the cat does not have its paw on the trigger? It is already practicing gun safety.

  2014-01-17 11:45

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  xbox1 vs ps4?

  Looks more like the "Hand of the Simpsons" because it's yellow and only has 4 fingers, lol.

  2014-01-11 08:43

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  Megusta

  Is there anyone who would downvote this meme? I haven't been in school for years and still appreciate this.

  2014-01-07 23:35

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  I like

  Who knew stormtroopers shopped at Office Depot?

  2013-12-27 08:19

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  one does not simply

  ?

  2013-12-22 14:03

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  south central l.a

  ^Aww, crap

  2013-12-17 22:04

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  south central l.a

  *you're

  2013-12-17 22:04

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  I would bring back Joel's daughter from the last of us

  Horny Samus

  2013-12-16 21:46

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  troll ur teacher #101

  That's.....not funny.

  2013-11-27 17:10

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  The more you know :0

  Are we going to ignore the fact that the background picture is arteries, not veins?

  2013-11-24 10:33

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  Why is this not more widely used...

  It's true. These things have been out for years. My mother-in-law uses them and they work great.

  2013-10-20 00:13

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  Exactly

  This is one of the greatest comics ever made!

  2013-09-19 23:51

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  Owww

  But...but...you can't give infants a blanket. They suffocate. Maybe some that won't smother them.

  2013-09-16 12:01

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  42

  It's from a book called Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Look it up; it's a good story.

  2013-09-16 09:32

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  Are you?

  Probably not, but that doesn't mean they're going away any time soon.

  2013-09-06 00:04

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  Happend to me until I noticed I had already upvoted a few...

  Because we can see how many votes they have already. A meme with 1200+ votes is not new.

  2013-08-03 09:35

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  hing about karma, is that sometimes karma's a b!tch.

  The person who made this pic left out the part where he stole that car to begin with. So basically, his stolen car got stolen from him, then the money he just stole. Crime doesn't pay.

  2013-08-01 17:41

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  Good idea

  There's also the fact that shopping carts are disgusting and covered with feces, germs, etc. Way to go, buddy...

  2013-07-21 16:13

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  Psych! Best show ever

  Psych is definitely a great show!

  2013-07-16 20:41

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  kobe claus

  Not Kobe! Jordan will always be the greatest. Sorry, title.

  2013-07-15 21:25

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  So true

  Is that all?

  2013-07-14 12:04

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  well.

  so true!

  2013-07-14 12:01

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  meme your of title the insert

  F#&ked up...as in "They get paid for working in PRISON?!"

  2013-07-13 12:06

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  meme your of title the insert

  Actually prisoners have to pay for meals and other things. It is deducted from the very small wages they earn while working in prison. It's f#&ked up, but that's how it goes.

  2013-07-13 12:05

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  Happy Nicola tesla day

  No sane person, geek or not, would miss a good chance to smoosh privates together.

  2013-07-11 19:34

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  Hajj josh

  Of course the picture uses FAMU's band. They got disbanded for hazing a kid (aka beating him to death). Nice choice OP.

  2013-07-06 20:41

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  Please no haters im going through a hard time

  Only 85%? Y U no say 100%? But seriously, get better dude!

  2013-06-26 21:33

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  mouth exersize xD

  ^

  2013-06-18 16:48

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  mouth exersize xD

  No more teeth

  2013-06-18 16:47

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  kickass!

  This happened when I was in high school. The nerd hit the d-bag with a flying double kick to the chest. Epic!

  2013-05-27 19:34

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  one of the stiffest neighborhoods in town

  I've been there! Seems like it's pretty hard to get around.

  2013-05-03 00:24

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  .....

  Not just a teenager thing...

  2013-04-13 23:06

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  science class was good

  Mr. Wizard!!!

  2013-03-19 07:13

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  Scumbag Samsung

  True, but some of those controls are swiping, etc. Plus eye tracking is pretty epic.

  2013-03-15 18:04

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  the perfect flag for a *race*

  Brain: *click OFF Penis: *click SPROING!!!

  2013-02-08 07:39

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  what is he doin ignoring that piece of white meat

  It's a girl...you can see her bra to the left on the clothes.

  2013-02-05 18:51

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  xcom rocks the shit

  @title: XCOM is awesome!

  2013-02-05 18:37

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  Want and need this ... NOW!!

  Yeah, like it needs room for two people.

  2013-01-26 10:26

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  say 10 names of games made by THQ

  Titan Quest!

  2013-01-24 23:41

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  eye contact challenge

  What is this "eye contact" of which you speak?

  2013-01-23 11:16

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  Dumb Emo...

  What about the racecar sheets and the stuffed Dalmatian puppy?

  2013-01-21 08:42

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  why not live in Russia

  Full body protective gear...fingerless gloves.

  2012-12-14 07:35

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  naked man!

  ^^^ Well, crap. Sorry for double (and now triple) posting.

  2012-12-06 20:04

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  naked man!

  This was one of the greatest scenes in all of television.

  2012-12-06 20:03

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  naked man!

  This was one of the greatest scenes in all of television.

  2012-12-06 20:01

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  Slendy watches you!

  This was really funny until he mentioned Slenderman. Why can't anything just be funny for the sake of funny anymore?

  2012-12-05 06:53

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  le title

  Why is Chrome not your default browser already?

  2012-11-27 06:47

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  ( ◦˘ з( • )( • ) BOOBIES.

  I only liked this because of the title.

  2012-11-23 23:39

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  donkey!

  Is this pic from Pedobear?

  2012-11-22 13:45

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  watch out. soooo badass

  Is that a purse in the back?

  2012-11-20 12:22

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  My titles are bad

  What if I told you... No one cares.

  2012-11-10 10:07

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  Always happens...>_<

  Some people are just morons.

  2012-11-07 13:27

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  very much so

  No, that's a humerus. It's just upside down.

  2012-11-05 07:39

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  Found these all over my dressing room...

  @newt: television mostly

  2012-11-03 21:09

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  Found these all over my dressing room...

  Does that look like a stripper's dressing room to anyone else?

  2012-11-03 19:01

  +7