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  Faith in humanity restored

  He only did that to fine the kid for not wearing a helmet!

  2015-09-21 02:23

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  Lol k

  Looks like the date was a bust

  2015-09-21 02:08

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  Aww yeah!

  Don't fuck with us like this!

  2015-09-21 02:07

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  Every college student ever.

  Fortunately, pretty accurate

  2015-09-21 02:05

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  Can I get an Amen?

  Perhaps you should have PAID attention in English class...

  2015-06-24 03:05

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  Can I get an Amen?

  That's also a valid point, but capitalizing the "L" in literally when it isn't the beginning of the sentence?

  2015-06-24 03:04

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  Can I get an Amen?

  Literally, about half of the global population isn't attracted to women... So some would still fail.

  2015-06-23 21:35

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  Is this an achievement or nah

  So basically all white guys?

  2015-05-09 22:40

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  Nope

  I personally don't want to go back to October 2001. I'll stay as far away from 9/11 as I can, thank you very much.

  2015-05-09 22:32

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  Wow

  I have places to be. Forgive me if I don't stop to listen to a violinist on my way to work which I'm most likely late to. *eye roll*

  2015-05-09 22:29

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  Fuck jr and Philip

  Police chiefs across America have been advocating for stricter gun control legislation so they don't have to be paranoid they'll be shot by anyone.

  2015-05-09 22:27

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  Fuck jr and Philip

  Now now. Let's not get carried away. We don't even know if he's black.

  2015-05-09 22:25

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  .

  That and creationism

  2015-05-09 22:17

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  .

  That was before the Iranian revolution which the US instigated. US isolationism would have prevented this.

  2015-05-09 22:16

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  Daily_Knowledge

  What type of teaspoon is bigger than 10 times everyone on earth combined??

  2015-04-08 18:22

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  Yes, this is at Target. I tried being original. ;-;

  You're not. There's two different people in the picture which means at least one other person does this. Making you not the only one.

  2015-04-08 18:19

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  Double chin ignorance

  I don't think you know GB means Glen Beck in this instance. Not Great Britain.

  2015-04-08 18:16

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  Double chin ignorance

  Si (Yes)

  2015-04-08 18:16

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  Poor guy

  He got a presidential medal. I wouldn't say that is "unnoticed"

  2015-04-07 02:41

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  Who's your hero?

  RIP MITCH!!

  2015-01-22 07:04

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  Nana nana

  It's awkward for everyone.

  2015-01-14 23:49

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  For those of you who don't know...

  Hey, guess what. Not knowing, not caring. There's a difference.

  2015-01-12 11:33

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  White people problems

  Why don't we abide by the constitution and acknowledge that scumbags that shoplift deserve a fair trial?

  2015-01-12 11:06

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  I'm an atheist but I agree with Jesus when he said "turn the other cheek".

  2014-12-22 08:17

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  .

  Lebanon is a country north of Israel. We bombed Lebanon in 80's and Israel has bombed them repeatedly within the last ten years using our weapons.

  2014-12-22 08:16

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  .

  It was in the forgotten Mali Empire which thrived in the early millennium

  2014-12-19 17:33

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  Aaaaaw look at little Kim Jong Un

  Release it on film reel so only North Koreans could see it

  2014-12-19 17:29

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  Aaaaaw look at little Kim Jong Un

  If they had shown the movie and people had died, Sony would be facing even more backlash. Also, they didn't know it was DPRK (Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea) who did the threat

  2014-12-19 17:28

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  This is pitiful.

  Yeah! Cool it buddy! Hey sport, I said hold your horses!

  2014-12-14 06:51

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  This is pitiful.

  If this is true, he's lucky he wasn't killed. I don't blame the police, they were doing their job. I blame his family for allowing him to believe he is entitled to threaten people's lives.

  2014-12-14 06:50

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  No one on the Internet have ever said that

  All this because you don't like the guy? Wow.

  2014-12-08 06:30

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  come out at once

  Its a fetus until it is out. Get a dictionary brah

  2014-12-07 16:42

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  Pokémon Fuckers

  I'd fuck vulpix because why not

  2014-12-07 12:32

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  kk

  He still hasn't gotten a job with those tattoos. The tattoos are still unemployed, looking for whatever job someone has available. He's a great guy for supporting them through this.

  2014-12-07 12:30

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  KFC!!

  Great job! I feel you really captured the essence of the guilt one has after eating fatty foods. Make some more please. And thank you for entertaining us for at least a few seconds this day.

  2014-12-07 12:28

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  whats next

  This is some bull shit. Two consenting adults getting married is the same as bestiality in your mind? We could play the "whats next?" game about anything but we don't because its idiotic. Why do it with gay marriage?

  2014-12-07 12:23

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  come out at once

  Here come the pro life people being like "fetuses are already alive blah blah blah" Just let be a damn joke!

  2014-12-07 12:20

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  finally the day has arrived

  You woke them up to tell them they had nothing to do that day? You could've just let them sleep in.

  2014-12-07 12:17

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  Well, I'm dead!

  Oh thats what it was for!!!! I just thought it was because she had severe arthritis and couldn't hold a piece of paper properly. Thank you so much for clearing that up!

  2014-12-07 06:11

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  Medusa from the Little Mermaid... you mean Ursula?

  2014-12-07 06:04

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  .

  I'm pretty sure its illegal for people to go around choke holding other people in the streets.

  2014-12-07 06:01

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  Black Gold. Next is Blue Gold

  You misspelled Operation Iraqi Freedom

  2014-12-06 22:53

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  Poor kids.....

  It pisses me off that people don't use Oxford commas.

  2014-12-06 22:51

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  Love.

  You think you're fucking hilarious but we all know you're just a self obsessed asshole with no sense of humor to make an actual joke. Trolling is great if there's an actual problem worth exposing (corruption, bigotry, etc.) Trolling to be annoying is dumb.

  2014-12-06 22:50

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  Love.

  He could just stop being in tv shows and movies... its not that difficult to avoid paparazzi

  2014-12-06 22:46

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  .

  They had to see probable cause. The video itself was probable cause. If other evidence existed, it still does not eliminate the fact that the video is probable cause. It should have gone to trial at least.

  2014-12-06 22:40

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  She should dress to compress... Because she's big.

  2014-12-06 22:37

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  I love this movie.

  Its Darude - Sandstorm

  2014-12-06 22:35

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  That is amazing

  Yes. Byzantine. I don't know why I said Babylonian. Thankfully I got the time period correct

  2014-12-06 22:32

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  American presidents

  You're absolutely wrong.

  2014-12-06 22:30

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  American presidents

  You conveniently forgot. Please, tell us who this other President was.

  2014-12-04 00:05

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  They arent gonna die, not today motherfucker

  Or maybe they're just turning left

  2014-11-27 09:17

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  Eminem

  Thank you... I guess

  2014-11-23 01:14

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  That is amazing

  Its not ancient Greek. Ancient Greek art is characterized by its fascination for masculinity, even Athens was always portrayed with a masculine body. The female body and feminine mannerisms weren't applied until the Babylonian Empire, circa 400 AD.

  2014-11-19 07:23

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  Ouch

  AIDS commercial? Who the hell is advertising AIDS?

  2014-11-19 07:17

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  Sad but True.

  I blame everyone who talks about it. If you don't like it, ignore it. I bet you she'll stop if people just ignored her

  2014-11-17 07:17

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  Seems legit

  Its true though

  2014-11-17 07:09

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  We need more moderators

  If you don't vote, you should shut up about the quality of your government

  2014-11-17 07:05

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  Pea brain

  That guy's penis is pointing

  2014-11-12 15:31

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  Pretty much n.n

  As a political scientist, I can make the government stop funding your research.

  2014-11-09 17:18

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  FOR MORGAN FREEMAN

  You sir, are neither original or funny. And next time you decide to call something or someone "retarded", you better hope no mentally challenged person hears you or I'll personally take care of it.

  2014-10-20 03:02

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  and some weed, God damnit

  And you even took the time to comment, how thoughtful of you.

  2014-10-20 02:35

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  Omg luke

  that doesn't look like the Death Star

  2014-10-13 02:31

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  north west knows whats up

  She's beautiful

  2014-10-08 04:11

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  George WashingDone with your attitude

  ... How does that pertain to the subject at hand?

  2014-10-08 03:44

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  George WashingDone with your attitude

  he was a federalist.

  2014-10-08 03:43

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  Title

  Democrats have won 5 of the last 6 presidential election popular votes. Yeah Conservatives vote... yet they still lose.

  2014-10-08 03:40

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  white house be like

  The plane came from Belgium... the guy had a layover in Belgium. Proceed with your ignorance.

  2014-10-08 03:28

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  What I always wonder...

  Thank you. Live your life and let others live theirs the way they want to live it. The world would be a better place.

  2014-10-05 19:14

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  Ebola

  Raise your hand if you can relate to this... exactly.

  2014-10-05 19:10

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  Irony

  You should've dropped the "who" and "from". That would've been a much more accurate comment.

  2014-10-01 16:38

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  its true

  I can assure you, we all think you do what your family thinks you do.

  2014-10-01 16:35

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  its better then an alarm clock!

  Seriously. Why is there a mason jar on your drawer?

  2014-10-01 16:33

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  Don't mess with a cubs' fan

  I said a good joke... but nice try I guess.

  2014-10-01 11:46

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  sad but true... people with food stamps eat like kings

  I agree. If we want to lower the debt, we'll have to cut government spending on entitlements and defense. AND raise taxes across the board. Its the only sensible solution.

  2014-10-01 11:41

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  sad but true... people with food stamps eat like kings

  I don't think clean water should be a commodity. Its a fundamental right.

  2014-10-01 11:33

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  Lol

  I'd show him the profits they make

  2014-10-01 11:29

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  HongKongers dont give up!

  You've obviously never heard of the Vancouver Canucks riot

  2014-10-01 11:21

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  stewart is hotter.

  I don't wanna!

  2014-10-01 11:18

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  I can Nazi anything wrong...

  I think people are just fucking with Sainsbury now!

  2014-10-01 11:17

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  mhm

  I'm sure Washington Post journalists are on a deadline and can't stop to smell the roses either. Hypocrites

  2014-10-01 11:14

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  mhm

  The saddest part is that "the most talented musician" in the world only costs $100 to see perform.

  2014-10-01 11:13

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  Don't mess with a cubs' fan

  There's a joke to be made about shit and the Cubs but I simply can't think of a good one. Feel free to come up with one.

  2014-10-01 11:03

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  Don't mess with a cubs' fan

  I accept your apology. Baseball!

  2014-10-01 11:02

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  Don't mess with a cubs' fan

  is... is he really dead from laughter? Are his comments finally over?

  2014-10-01 11:01

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  Vagah

  I could see myself saying that if I had a twin brother.

  2014-10-01 08:11

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  nn

  Either a Halloween "Haunted School" type thing or a paintball maze.

  2014-10-01 08:06

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  yepp this generation is a mess

  Giggling is of value in a cynical world such as this. Also, giggling is what we expect from this app, not inspirational quotes from homophobic losers aka Billy Graham.

  2014-10-01 07:54

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  yepp this generation is a mess

  Since when are we taking morality lessons from Billy Graham? The same Billy Graham that said homosexuals would burn in hell for an eternity and that their death should be celebrated. Fuck that asshole. He should learn a little something about respect.

  2014-10-01 07:50

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  fresh

  The teenage pregnancy rate was much higher when our parents were in High School. So... calm the fuck down bitches.

  2014-10-01 07:46

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  Plz Dad's don't try this with your baby .... By Gurleen

  I'm 20 years old and I still instinctively do it!

  2014-10-01 07:32

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  food for thought

  You should worry.

  2014-10-01 07:16

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  nn

  You know those drop rides in amusement parks? They'll be shaped like the twin towers 70 years from now.

  2014-10-01 07:07

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  Ehehe

  YOU feel attacked? Imagine what Columbine victims felt.

  2014-10-01 07:04

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  Omfg I remember this kid

  Advocates anti-bullying, gets bullied even more.

  2014-10-01 06:57

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  me

  I feel like you're all playing a mean trick on me. Beer is gross.

  2014-10-01 06:41

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  Wat

  Dear God, protect me from evil and sin. But bitch, I don't trust you. Better buy a gun. Amen.

  2014-08-25 06:57

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  Good cop

  Wasting our hard earned money on being a father to some shit he met on the street?? How dare he? (this is me being satirical, I don't actually mean it)

  2014-08-25 06:53

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  R.I.P Robin Williams

  You're free, Genie. Thanks for the journey.

  2014-08-12 00:56

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  penis butter

  why is your sales tax so high?

  2014-05-24 00:24

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