MariaHasABlowUpDoll

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Eat my fat ass.

84 Memes

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2014-06-21 04:00

oh no England :(

92% 2799

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2014-06-17 08:30

cough straight white guys cough no homo tho.

94% 3552

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2014-04-12 04:30

dat health class tho. SUPERBAD

92% 2572

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2014-02-07 00:30

i masturbate while listening to death metal.

94% 3435

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2014-01-27 16:00

I seriously wasn't fapping though, but this is why Beliebers piss me off & I'm sorry I know you guys are tired of Bieber pics. ( ._.)

Bieber Stupidassbitch

84% 1842

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2013-12-09 00:30

True dat. We should @babycactus up JB's ass. HOW 'BOUT IT?! :D lalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal. But seruiusly, fuck JB thag pussy ass faggot.

94% 3615

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2013-08-02 04:30

I couldn't stop laughing at what he said, so my picture came out looking like I was on drugs.

91% 1261

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2013-07-12 21:30

So I thought this one was interesting. **Idk if it is a repost.

85% 1348

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2013-06-22 06:00

I enjoy that so much. ^_______^ *Sorry if it's a repost.

Justgirlythings

87% 1685

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2013-01-04 01:00

My first comic, hope you like it! :3

93% 1381

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2012-12-17 02:30

Woah.. o: **Sorry if it's a repost

90% 846

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2012-12-17 01:30

Get it? CAUSE SHE'S A HO! **Sorry if it's a repost

91% 828

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2012-12-17 01:30

Damn that's hot. **Sorry if it's a repost

87% 753

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2012-12-16 16:00

Yep. It's a repost. I think.

85% 961

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2012-12-16 16:00

Yep. It's a repost. I think.

93% 1210

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2012-12-16 16:00

Yep. It's a repost. I think.

85% 991

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2012-11-24 00:00

Not sure accurate this is...

91% 1015

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2012-11-24 00:00

Mindfucked

75% 885

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2012-10-17 00:02

**Pic isn't mine, sorry if it's a repost

88% 863

MariaHasABlowUpDoll | 2012-10-17 00:02

**Pic isn't mine, sorry if it's a repost

86% 684

Latest comments

True
Repost kys

2018-03-25 19:04
0
.....
Mega reeeeeeeepost

2016-03-07 10:28
-2
.....
You steal all your content

2016-03-07 10:28
-2
.....
Thief

2016-03-07 10:28
+2
.....
Repost from me ass head

2016-03-07 10:27
-4
forgetful
Repost culero

2016-03-06 17:01
0
I prefer mill
Repost fatass

2016-03-06 17:01
-3
what the Fuck Kirby
Repost faggot

2016-03-06 17:01
0
nopenopenope
I lick cats to establish dominance.

2015-01-09 07:03
+58
Kinda freaky
It'd be so cool if they can incorporate Slenderman in there

2015-01-05 11:02
+40
True shit...
Bullshit. The moment I see a sexy ass walk through that door I already picture the rest of my life with him and our children.

2014-12-07 12:32
+62
You'll have that with zombies
Oh I'm a little dumbass. Ignore me.

2014-12-06 23:26
+23
You'll have that with zombies
Where's action

2014-12-06 23:05
+31
Meanwhile at Walmart
That's a nice ass.

2014-11-16 12:05
+19
.*.
They used cum as the Oreo filling & fed it to everyone.

2014-11-11 21:37
+34
title
Well time to cut her head off and put it on the shelf with the rest of them.

2014-10-31 22:01
+269
Ture storyy
this is mine

2014-10-30 22:12
+3
True that.
Unless you're gay.

2014-10-28 02:33
+38
told him to eat only 3/4 of it!
You know damn well that didn't happen you little fucking liar.

2014-10-25 18:16
+32
Photoshoppers you know what to do
oh yes obama suck it & call me daddy

2014-08-18 22:41
+10
That backfired
Well he was obviously fucking blind cause that man is more than handsome.

2014-08-14 21:33
+54
Ice, Ice Baby
I FINALLY GOT THE FUCKING UPDATE!!!!

2014-08-09 00:37
+39
*me gusta grunt*
^^ You're not funny. You're pathetic stupid shit.

2014-08-06 02:33
+32
spitting is gross tho
Seriously? Ik I reposted this from Tumblr but you literally went into my memes and took this. That's my cropping and my phone font.

2014-08-04 18:11
+23
attack on titan
He's dead.

2014-07-30 18:35
+56
hi
This is so unrealistic. How is a woman gonna stand on a pompom??

2014-07-29 04:32
+66
Dumb Broad
Oh but it helps work your calf muscles like crazy.... not that I would know

2014-07-29 03:57
+95
saw this on tumblr at revengineer
No weenies allowed

2014-07-28 20:05
+78
True story
I wanna get paid to eat. I'd be so fucking fat & rich.

2014-07-25 23:02
+107
I only drink the tears of children. And coke.
Oh.. well I feel stupid. Our local gyms don't have that.

2014-07-25 02:08
+26
I only drink the tears of children. And coke.
What gym has a vending machine inside?

2014-07-25 02:02
+43
ill be that parent
I'll ask for money & he gives me more. I love my dad.

2014-07-24 16:11
+77
alow
@Champion Why are you so mean?

2014-07-24 03:28
+34
what
awwwh look at him

2014-07-24 03:17
+32
tumblr
my friend asked me how to say American in Spanish, & I told him it's maricón (means faggot) and they just went around all day saying he is a maricón.

2014-07-22 10:13
+79
What a great mermaid
You are posting a lot of weird dick & ass memes. Is there something you need to tell us?

2014-07-21 00:05
+35
Beast mode activated!
I scrolled down because last time someone stated they had cancer, we were trolled. I hope you get better sir.

2014-07-20 20:57
+63
3rd comment is sooooo fetch.
@title stop trying to make fetch happen.

2014-07-19 23:33
+79
Nice lil poem for you guys
@Chupapinga que haces aqui pendejo, vete ala verga.

2014-07-19 21:45
+24
dadday
^^ Of course! Sharing is caring.

2014-07-19 18:55
+17
dadday
Real life Toy Story.

2014-07-19 18:48
+31
Hi, be my friend.
He's going to grow up to be a serial killer.

2014-07-19 18:42
+32
Justina Bieber
^About time

2014-07-19 11:29
+8
Justina Bieber
** plot twist: Gary busy is coming for you.

2014-07-19 11:12
+17
Justina Bieber
^ Gary Busey is coming for you.

2014-07-19 10:54
+15
Sonic will take her to the alley
Ohhhh your status. that's hilarious. sure.

2014-07-19 03:16
+47
Sonic will take her to the alley
^ Wtf are you talking about?

2014-07-19 03:15
+51
mother of pearl! D:
A condom doll of Squidward.

2014-07-19 03:06
+44
Sonic will take her to the alley
awwwh, that's so cute & then there's your title...

2014-07-19 03:05
+115
mean while in Dubai
Don't mind me, just hanging out with my fucking cheetah.

2014-07-19 02:02
+49
The real Captain America

2014-07-18 20:32
+22
He's not wrong.
^^ What is wrong with you?

2014-07-18 17:37
+18
It's okay Daquan. *sucks your dick*
oh my fucking god, the title got me off guard.

2014-07-18 13:32
+68
RIP flight MH17
first the missing plane, & now this? Note to self: don't ride Malaysian airlines..

2014-07-17 23:08
+193
#WhiteTrashLivin
Pendeja.

2014-07-17 18:01
+32
It is the!! D:
no that is scary

2014-07-17 02:13
+28
internet
Can you guys report me so someone can show up to my house?

2014-07-16 23:30
+18
white people
the joke is that white people don't know anything about black history, that's why the category is still full.

2014-07-15 02:03
+134
Mucho love
^ awwh your picture is so cute. it looks like the sex slave I have in my basement.

2014-07-15 00:08
+59
lad
^Girls don't have mustaches & beards.

2014-07-14 16:07
+72
lad
Unless she sees that post you put on Facebook.

2014-07-14 16:05
+126
neuer
Should've been a penalty...

2014-07-13 18:03
+65
This child warms my heart
I'm not trying to shit on Germany, but it should've been a penalty when Neuer kicked Higuain in the face. Could have changed the game completely.

2014-07-13 17:48
+12
Ladybug
^ Ladybug in morning dew.

2014-07-12 23:11
+95
Best popsicle evar
^ gotta get that protein in.

2014-07-12 05:00
+23
Dominance established
^ but you're still a stupid faggot & nothing will ever change that.

2014-07-12 00:01
+124
\*^*/
k chulos

2014-07-11 05:59
+11
dank
^ it was a joke that was on here yesterday dawg....

2014-07-10 22:24
+25
Hi guys talk to me I'm lonely
No wonder he's crazy, he doesn't know shit.

2014-07-10 06:29
+40
Text me: 123-456-7890
^ no no no. how about OMG Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne are the most talented musicians ever! Fuck Rock and metal.

2014-07-10 00:46
+53
HOW DOES IT FEEL TEACHERS
^^ Imma go out on a limb here and say bad cropping pisses you off.

2014-07-09 01:44
+37
'dat Inflatable
Before foreplay, you need to take it out to dinner.

2014-07-08 23:26
+2
Brazil v Germany
That is the most depressing game I have ever seen. poor brazil

2014-07-08 18:02
+97
He's ruining us
I am so tired of you faggots complaining about him. its a fucking app where you get nothing out of it. if he wouldn't repost, other people would. who gives a shit if he's #1, he's not getting paid for it so just shut the hell up.

2014-07-05 19:05
+55
Yep
yeah, well some waffles kicked our asses.

2014-07-02 03:31
+302
This Guy
I read and favelas are "slums in Brazil"

2014-07-02 00:09
+185
Free him
Who would do that to a perfectly good pizza?

2014-06-30 22:35
+48
come on porn
Just wait & go again.......?

2014-06-28 22:01
+73
Punctuation best thing ever
^ oh okay lol. I thought you were retarded.

2014-06-28 03:32
+33
Punctuation best thing ever
^yeah but typically when you see a comma you pause for a second before you speak

2014-06-28 03:30
+37
Some days am like ( ͡¨ ͜ʖ ͡¨)
She is a girl. I checked her blog & she has boobs.

2014-06-26 16:34
+22
So cool!
print me one & send it

2014-06-23 15:32
+26
Bruh got no chill XD
***won't be able to pull out while he climaxes.

2014-06-22 04:26
+92
Bruh got no chill XD
She wrapped her legs around the guy so he won't be able to climax when he reaches that point.

2014-06-22 04:20
+64
Horrible Bosses 2 coming soon
Muthufucka Jones

2014-06-20 04:51
+24
*cough* straight white guys *cough* no homo tho.
^i was trying to follow EVERYONE on Memedroid but there's a limit. then they decided to follow back

2014-06-20 03:56
+5
I didn't make this, but I can relate
There are feminazis & feminist. those described were feminazis.

2014-06-19 22:01
+229
Summer rains...
This isn't for real right? there's no way in hell its snowing this time of year..

2014-06-18 06:04
+48
si
el jugo con todo su corazon, y el partido fue maravilloso.

2014-06-18 05:54
+34
507-766-6466
I'm sorry but this is fucking retarded.

2014-06-18 05:38
+14
Jajajajajajaja
que hace Bulbasaur en una escuela con niños?

2014-06-18 05:21
+13
sounds great!
*hears ear piercing noise* girl: what was that?! boy: it's... it's.... -dun dun dun- the neighbor mowing his lawn.

2014-06-18 04:04
+32
Vagina is love, vagina is life
aww he may suck on smash bros. but he will always be my favorite

2014-06-18 01:39
+25
cartoon
sólo hay como dos buenos ahora.

2014-06-18 00:41
+25
title meme
^^ shut up fag

2014-06-17 22:34
+10
title meme
Hands down, best story I've ever read.

2014-06-17 22:13
+25
Jajajajjaja seee
siempre estoy en el baño por Una hora por k estoy en memedroid

2014-06-17 18:19
+8
Because the internet
& that we're also fuck yards due to: twerking, cinnamon challenge, ice challenge, swag/yolo epidemic, duckface, etc. no wonder aliens don't talk to us.

2014-06-17 16:03
+25
Puto spiderman
Quien crees que va ganar? Brazil o Mexico?

2014-06-17 15:45
+11
vote for Fred
This guy is everywhere.

2014-06-17 15:00
+55

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