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  Ebola patch notes

  African shit

  2026-05-24 17:21

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  Wear a mask? How 'bout suck my ass

  "People without homes" you mean drug-addicted vagrants that refuse the copious shelters and resources that are offered to them for free in every major and minor city because they can't get high

  2026-05-24 17:08

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  No wise saying ever folded my shirts for me

  Leave me, Spirit. Do not curse me with such terrible wisdom.

  2026-01-16 05:53

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  i thought you said all genders are equal

  They literally just hate men it's that simple

  2025-11-30 15:41

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  Japan’s new PM: metalhead, ultra conservative, Thatcher...

  You are forgetting the best part. Drives a 91 supra with some actual performance mods. She's perfect.

  2025-10-26 20:45

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  Disney really said no more fun in 1948

  "Berg" "Stein"

  2025-10-21 22:40

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  My cat recently passed away. I wanted to post this in her...

  RIP Puddles

  2025-10-17 11:10

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  Activating turbo piss at 12am

  Pissing @ 17psi

  2025-10-17 11:09

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  The difference between simplicity and over‑much in our ...

  I mean, the euros are fucking retarded tho

  2025-10-17 11:07

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  Now Hiring: Servers, Greeters, Line Cooks (Cannibal Vibes)

  Not the fucking WoW quest marker

  2025-10-17 11:06

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  every time

  Wouldn't do that if you changed yer oil more

  2025-10-16 22:32

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  yeah

  What's the problem, movement boy? Afraid you'll immerse yourself?

  2025-10-16 22:21

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  The sound of a skillet making contact with Antifa's face.

  Red shirt, cast iron pan..... thats the Red Scout

  2025-10-07 16:41

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  Unemployed bros after rinsing a spoon: nap time

  I have bounced back and forth and I can tell you that something happens psychologically when you don't work and contribute. Something awful. You become spiteful of those that both can and do.

  2025-10-01 22:04

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  Military brass now facing fitness checks and public shaming

  "Fatties report to RFK's Fat Camps at 0900"

  2025-10-01 21:56

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  pause pls

  Bro im running 2012-13 software on 2025 hardware

  2025-09-26 11:10

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  Send her back

  I mean she is the poster child as to why they shouldn't speak

  2025-09-20 13:50

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  The Bee. And they're not wrong XD

  More like 3 million Charlies and 9 millions Adolfs

  2025-09-14 20:46

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  Ofcourse I'll be careful, mom

  I AM the danger

  2025-09-13 23:47

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  The Turning Point

  The fire rises

  2025-09-13 23:45

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  You get what you fucking deserve

  Would

  2025-09-10 08:51

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  @darvinlamvin, tell us why there's such a huge upsurge of...

  To a large extent, liberal white women were so unrelentingly annoying that they created turbohitler out of an entire generation

  2025-09-05 17:40

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  mexico down bad

  If that's a pillar of your economy then your country deserves to fall.

  2025-09-05 17:38

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  phone crash

  No injuries at all and yet she screams like she killed someone. These people should be toiling in the fields while we tax them for their grain.

  2025-09-05 17:35

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  2.2 bill unlocked

  I don't remember voting for any federal judges

  2025-09-05 17:33

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  Don't trust a ryobi user

  Still better than Milwaukee Only place I've seen dudes so tribal over the color of their plastic that they spend 3x the normal cost to get a red Milwaukee sharpie.

  2025-09-02 12:13

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  Deport them all.

  Deportation is no longer an option.

  2025-09-02 12:11

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  Me: gets hurt. Insurance: I don’t know you

  I'm so sorry I should have warned you

  2025-09-01 00:01

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  retardmaxxing

  Retardmaxxing is a peaceful life. Haven't had a bad day yet.

  2025-08-31 11:24

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  YES!

  Honestly id be okay with a global government if they were gonna go on a righteous Crusade across the stars, claiming planets in the name of Man in a glorious 1000-year imperial project. But no, they just wanna be gay race commies.

  2025-08-31 11:15

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  If only the ones who send us to war had to fight it thems...

  We could have some seriously badass arenas and mechsuits if every national conflict came down to "our two leaders are gonna duke it out" RedBull could sponsor it

  2025-08-30 00:37

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  No Man's Sky dropped a small galaxy

  Idk about offline but I've always played solo. For a game that apparently came out incredibly broken, it has an insane amount of depth now and native VR support Now if they would only add native support to go from HOTAS in the ship to vr hands on foot

  2025-08-30 00:34

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  gatorfail

  So, an activist judge just cost the Florida taxpayer big because.... muh illegals

  2025-08-29 21:33

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  Me: gets hurt. Insurance: I don’t know you

  Pizzacake is not only an awful cunt but she's also functionally retarded

  2025-08-29 21:30

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  Hydrating just to avoid my job

  Getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe The best 45 minutes of my fuckin' life

  2025-08-29 10:53

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  Movie cars vs horror movie logic

  The funny thing is the Toyota is infinitely more likely to start, run and drive than the Ford. Not that the Mustang isn't sexy as hell

  2025-08-28 20:57

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  Guy finds car while fishing, accidentally solves 1967 case

  You'd be amazed

  2025-08-21 13:01

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  Minecraft fans never satisfied, update or not

  The reason we're unhappy is that Notch pumped out the entire game in his free time and this full-time studio can't manage to make a coherent update

  2025-08-19 17:11

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  Guy finds car while fishing, accidentally solves 1967 case

  Depending on what it was id be like "can I have that car when ur done"

  2025-08-19 10:54

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  zelensky suit era

  He said thank you so many times

  2025-08-19 10:45

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  I wish we could make trucks and washers like they did bac...

  You will drive three on the tree and you will be happy

  2025-08-19 10:39

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  That is what happens when you elect a moron

  I used to, many years ago. Their behavior has hardened my heart.

  2025-08-18 21:07

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  No title

  I had literally never seen the ugly unibrow lady until like a year ago, what's up with that?

  2025-08-18 20:03

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  nothing’s worse

  Drink a fire res before you hit that lava

  2025-08-18 20:01

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  cow ring drama

  Peta kills animals they should sit this one out

  2025-08-18 20:00

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  That is what happens when you elect a moron

  Why is it that all you retards do is lie?

  2025-08-18 19:59

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  The only path to peace is trooping home

  Yeah that'd be great except thats not even close to the reality of the situation. This ends in one of three ways: Ukraine backs down, Europe keeps funding the war, or somebody hits Moscow and triggers the big one.

  2025-08-18 19:20

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  Florida's war on books takes a hit

  Idk if you've ever read it but it's disturbing

  2025-08-18 19:07

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  Yes

  Dee Snyder literally went in front of congress and basically called tipper gore a dirty minded bint right to her and her husband He did not take it.

  2025-08-14 21:27

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  Countries only make laws like this when they r a colony a...

  I really hope he's planning on taking Israel for the US and this isn't exactly what it looks like

  2025-08-05 21:18

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  Graffiti on a girls bathroom wall speaks teenage truths

  Boys bathroom also has Kanye lyrics they're just newer Kanye lyrics

  2025-08-04 21:06

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  Man sings Nickelback in the wild, gets mistaken for distr...

  Why does everyone hate Nickelback? Yeah they're a bit formulaic but Chad Kroker is a great singer

  2025-08-04 20:00

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  "iTs a dEmOCrAt hoAX"

  I've trusted plans you people wouldn't believe.

  2025-07-20 16:34

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  Beware the Kiss Cam

  Real slow news week huh

  2025-07-20 15:40

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  Hencho in 'Murica

  STOP, STOP, it's too much winning!

  2025-07-19 18:23

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  wanker

  Its replacing Fapping too and this is an assault on culture I cannot abide

  2025-07-19 18:20

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  At a glance, you might think this video is from a third-w...

  They could just go roaring through

  2025-05-30 08:12

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  She’s not like other girls... she's worse

  Fiero is the bestest girl

  2025-05-30 08:04

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  Fun facts with Squidward

  Good times, man. Shits all cut now though

  2025-05-17 00:21

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  Fun facts with Squidward

  Whoever made this has clearly never done good cocainum

  2025-05-17 00:20

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  Fun facts with Squidward

  Do copious research, start with a really small dose of whatever you decide to do. Don't go putting shit in your body before you do your homework

  2025-05-17 00:20

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  Wazzup Beijing

  How sure are you of that picture of JD Vance not being edited?

  2025-05-11 00:24

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  Brother...

  Son of Yakub!!

  2025-05-11 00:23

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  Two type of Troon

  You must be new here

  2025-05-10 23:53

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  Car Colour

  Outside of color i also hate modern car design. I am so tired of rounded edges and bulbous lines. Fuck that little bit of gas mileage, give me either the good old square-bodies of the 60s and 70s or the aerodynamic angles of the 80s and 90s

  2025-05-10 08:14

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  High school Halloween 1986: peak chaos unlocked

  We used to have a proper country

  2025-05-09 22:34

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  Bear attack guide: brown = chill, black = run like hell

  Pretty sure I could take any color bead. A whole bracelet of them, even.

  2025-04-22 21:55

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  Meta: books have no value. Also Meta: please trust us

  COPYRIGHTED books. They're right for the most part. Most books worth reading are old enough to be public domain. Not all, but most.

  2025-04-22 21:53

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  Turns out enemy soldiers didn’t know how gun sights work

  Reestablish Rhodesia

  2025-04-17 20:02

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  the villain arc has begun, Joker music starts playing in ...

  Homie is ripping straight from X lol

  2025-04-14 17:20

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  dongs in a relation

  Well shit. Thought things were better then

  2025-04-14 17:17

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  lovely story. You too can find love in your life

  For real? I could see that

  2025-04-08 19:45

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  Best revenge plot I’ve seen all year

  What was in them? Laxatives? Weed?

  2025-04-08 19:41

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  This Burger King crown whispers to grown adults like the ...

  Got one today with my drive thru order Asked for it specifically

  2025-03-26 21:10

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  More retro cyberpunk cars please I'm tired of driving dep...

  I wonder if you know how they live in Tokyo

  2025-03-26 21:09

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  When your self-insert is way too relatable

  I like to think that Tolkien didn't actually write Tom Bombadil into the story, he just kinda showed up in the manuscript one day and Tolkien was just like "Splendid!"

  2025-03-22 12:58

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  Old but Gold

  S eriously, don't bring them anywhere civilized

  2025-03-22 12:34

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  Andrew Jackson was a badass! (7th President of United Sta...

  The only valid source of information is cryptic symbolism from your dreams

  2025-03-16 14:49

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  dongs in a difficulty

  Getting bamboozled vs Bamboozling

  2025-03-16 14:44

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  What a day out.

  Just a nice fuckin ripper in there

  2025-03-15 22:03

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  Gambling addiction meme

  No cheese, only senf

  2025-03-15 12:27

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  Picky men huh?

  It's always the same

  2025-03-15 12:18

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  Streets of London in the 60s

  Streets of London today: Kebab shop Kebab shop Turkish barber Vape store Kebab shop

  2025-03-10 21:10

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  When a 1000h+ gamer starts a new game

  Latina volley fire

  2025-02-19 16:19

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  Romance is not dead

  They unironically do

  2025-02-15 19:31

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  Do you agree with this meme?

  Ukraine would have been crushed in 2 weeks without the backing of NATO.

  2025-02-14 21:38

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  greaat quote

  Evil fucker

  2025-02-14 21:11

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  War crimes

  In that case, death to each and every one.

  2025-02-13 16:38

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  Seems fair...

  Hear me out now California for Greenland

  2025-02-10 14:04

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  Anti-communists

  Why do you call leftists shit? Because they are shit!!

  2025-02-05 07:41

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  Don't go away mad, just go away

  @title banger song

  2025-02-05 07:39

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  hehe yeah

  First class passengers usually die in a crash

  2025-02-05 06:55

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  but why

  Some of you have never had to pull three inches of dick outta four inches of Carhartt, and it shows.

  2025-01-30 19:44

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  c ya

  Good Be glad we didn't just start lining them up against the wall.

  2025-01-26 18:54

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  Hasta la Vista, baby.

  "First, I'll use tariffs. You still want to fuck around? Next I'm using the Marines."

  2025-01-26 18:53

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  Go hard.

  Thing is, I'd wager a good proportion of Brits, at least native Brits, would actually welcome us as liberators.

  2025-01-26 18:50

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  As intended

  Savage made a internal rotary-mag rifle in 1899

  2025-01-18 21:08

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  As intended

  Ignore the bluster. We secretly love you too. But God hell man, look at the state of you. Once the greatest empire on earth, now being colonized by an army of third worlders

  2025-01-18 21:08

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  Make Tech Simple Again

  All machines must shut the hell up Always asking me if I want a receipt I am among the race of your creator Do not speak my divine tongue

  2025-01-18 21:06

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  "brain" "washing"

  Would

  2025-01-11 23:29

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