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  Maybe he was lip-syncing and didn't have a live mic

  I love you

  2017-10-03 22:54

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  follow the leader

  I thought it was a snake getting a rat

  2017-09-25 21:54

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  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  Washington

  2017-08-27 19:40

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  If it fits I stick

  Then she starts pooping

  2016-09-30 20:37

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  Haters gonna hate

  Congratulations!

  2016-09-16 15:55

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  That's my cat

  It should be a tractor wearing the whore shirt

  2016-08-28 17:17

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  HELP Make MemeDroid GREAT AGAIN!

  When I had a infection drained from my breast my boyfriend helped me pee because I was scared to ask the nurses

  2016-08-08 23:32

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  Can't we just go back? Please??

  Sorry i posted the same thing before reading all comments

  2016-08-08 23:25

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  Can't we just go back? Please??

  JUST PUT UNISEX TOILETS EVERY WHERE JUST ONE TOILET WITH A DOOR AND BOOM PROBLEM SOLVED

  2016-08-08 23:24

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  Excited about suicide sguad.

  I love Harley just because of her back story!!!

  2016-08-01 19:32

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  Not wrong

  It's been like that for a while

  2016-07-31 01:34

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  Hello

  My thought exactly

  2016-06-21 17:20

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  yees

  NOOOO that stuffs badddd

  2016-06-05 14:51

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  Repost? nah

  Why would you wanna be in a one sided relationship doh.....?

  2016-06-05 14:48

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  yees

  Try homemade moonshine....

  2016-06-04 09:53

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  oh, Jeff.

  Chelsea feels bad for Jeff. Jeff should be able to narrate the fuck out of jeffs self if he pleases

  2016-02-04 00:37

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  Buying time

  Just saw this on Rob Dyke.

  2016-02-02 16:22

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  "People are so annoying"

  No but only because you're Canadian...

  2016-02-01 22:56

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  Her made is Kaylee :)

  Aww your piggie is adorable mine is kanoodles

  2016-02-01 22:45

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  "People are so annoying"

  I hate people and look nothing like that.

  2016-02-01 22:39

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  My Inlaws

  Currently 6 months pregnant

  2016-01-29 03:28

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  UNO

  Guys, is it really that hard to answer?

  2016-01-27 23:31

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  Jersey

  More unrealistic body goals

  2016-01-27 23:30

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  Its hard to be mature at times

  My mom never let me play with the toys at the doctor because germs

  2016-01-27 00:35

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  Anyone else remember this?

  Press one for English

  2016-01-27 00:00

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  Ass

  My boyfriend

  2016-01-26 23:59

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  Leo

  Awww yeah

  2016-01-24 14:57

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  What has the world come to

  Ouch my soul...

  2016-01-05 00:03

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  That wording though.

  My brother got banned from AOL saying he was the CEO

  2016-01-04 23:15

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  I do..

  They smelled gross

  2016-01-04 17:44

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  I hate it

  In my house we do that because we like to keep the pitcher cold for when we make more

  2016-01-03 17:42

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  Basically everyone, including me :D

  100% worth it Tyler

  2016-01-02 17:56

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  Blb

  It's ok bro

  2015-12-30 00:29

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  Who ever did this deserves hell

  I'll forgive you for know.

  2015-12-27 20:20

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  careful not to break it.

  Bitch you can have the dog.

  2015-12-15 15:56

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  True story

  Quick question is anyone else having problems with vevo the app

  2015-12-15 13:11

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  Blah

  I don't think so I can see the faint blue lines

  2015-12-13 05:33

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  i would

  10/10 would listen to you

  2015-12-05 19:28

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  now that's what I'm expecting to find on pornhub

  To pornhub!!! For research

  2015-11-29 12:28

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  title

  How bout you go back to your own country! We should do the same

  2015-11-27 00:51

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  Oh damn

  I'm so done with these

  2015-11-25 16:37

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  My eyesx.x

  This isn't the place to get sympathy bro....sis idk

  2015-11-25 14:21

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  Get it? I see, huh huh

  It took me a while

  2015-11-23 23:16

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  Title says Hi

  I... I need some ice...

  2015-11-22 06:04

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  Title says Hi

  That was me in school. I just got tired of sitting there listening to stupid people.

  2015-11-22 05:54

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  GI Jose

  Me to bro

  2015-11-20 02:27

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  don't go there!

  He should remove his pants.

  2015-11-19 20:04

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  Noo

  Chemicals

  2015-11-17 14:09

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  Why?

  Society ruined me during highschool (2 years ago) in math it said #5 and I was like hashtag five?

  2015-11-15 17:41

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  Same.

  Yup

  2015-11-08 22:58

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  ||| insert mail |||

  I honestly just thought of blues clues

  2015-11-08 22:26

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  Same.

  She's what gives us fat chicks a worse name than we already have...

  2015-11-08 22:15

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  Jizz rag

  Or snot

  2015-11-06 12:09

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  It's the same girl

  Then I'll happily be a prostitute

  2015-11-06 12:08

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  how the fuck ._.

  May i test it out

  2015-11-06 12:05

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  Donuts

  And they are in Dallas now also!

  2015-11-06 11:59

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  Donuts

  VOOODOOOO

  2015-11-06 00:44

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  I had to shit sooooooooooo bad

  The little chair thing.

  2015-11-04 01:21

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  Lol memedroide

  Loveinyournightmare7

  2015-11-04 01:09

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  Lol memedroide

  Yes a long long long time ago

  2015-11-04 01:07

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  Lol memedroide

  WE USED TO TALK ON KIK

  2015-11-04 01:04

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  Wat reposted got some x-perience :trollface:

  Same I read it 5 times

  2015-11-03 16:49

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  Sorry if repost, favorite pornstar?

  Title to answer your question Cytheria

  2015-11-03 16:48

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  Damn they fast!

  Mine has none ;-;

  2015-10-27 00:45

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  Kitty people

  Also I'll put my butthole in your face as I proceed to dig my claws into your chest then fall asleep

  2015-10-20 13:08

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  *Grabs popcorn*

  Same here bro

  2015-10-19 14:06

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  Do people actually think this will happen?

  I'll help you hand it out.

  2015-10-14 13:35

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  So many nips

  Not two times many because some lose it to breast cancer

  2015-10-13 00:19

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  Apple butter mmmmmmm

  I hate Texas my ex is from Big Sandy...

  2015-10-13 00:18

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  Rock on

  Fuck joe

  2015-10-12 15:26

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  Yeah

  Me four

  2015-10-11 05:37

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  .

  I love being a stripper

  2015-09-25 15:09

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  Best roast I've seen in a while

  I'm gonna go on a rant That's gonna get murdered with down votes and honestly idgf we come on here to laugh don't comment depressing shit about girls not liking you but if you do see someone doing so down vote and move on don't sit and make fun of them

  2015-09-25 15:05

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  Yup

  I honestly think it's a stupid idea...

  2015-09-20 19:02

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  Things we all need in life.

  And a bed.

  2015-09-20 18:29

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  It's real

  Did we miss something

  2015-09-15 00:10

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  never trust a fart

  Peek a boo

  2015-09-13 21:19

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  We shit

  Same here

  2015-09-12 22:27

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  The comment section .

  Can't tell if troll or actually that stupid

  2015-09-09 23:06

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  Yay maybe I can make friends

  My husband proposed to me there! It was a inside joke between us.

  2015-07-17 02:58

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  Wat?

  Yeah, I thought the same thing. I came here to post that comment lol

  2015-07-16 02:42

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  Old car

  I have a ford focus so I say found on road dead

  2015-07-15 16:43

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  Old car

  Nooo Its a ford that's why.

  2015-07-14 14:10

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  Frackin' feminazis

  One time when I worked at McDonalds I had to stand inside the door of the women's bathroom so a guy could changes daughters diaper

  2015-07-09 03:42

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  Straya

  Maybe that was my destination

  2015-07-08 14:56

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  What are thooooose

  Fun fact! I've worked 2 food jobs and now I'm a barista it's not rocket science oh god i have to steam milk now i have to press a button to start espresso shots oh no I might die oh not a blended drinks does the horror ever end

  2015-07-07 02:07

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  Me

  I have a motorcycle

  2015-07-07 01:26

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  What if life is the title *-*

  Or finish before its done

  2015-07-06 00:50

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  What are thooooose

  That's why I don't understand why people are asking for 15 dollars in a fast food job!!! All they gotta do is flip the screen they type on!

  2015-07-06 00:49

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  not me though

  But now since they can get married there going to be on honeymoon and they're going to be doing it a lot on their honeymoon

  2015-07-02 13:58

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  Pun exchange

  I don't get it

  2015-06-27 18:52

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  He has the thousand yard stare

  There famous for a sex tape

  2015-06-10 16:21

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  He has the thousand yard stare

  But someone who gets a sex change is more brave

  2015-06-10 15:24

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  Two types of people here, Murcans! And Americans.

  BECAUSE SOMEONE ISN'T AS FUCKING BRAVE AS SOMEONE PUTTING THERE LIFE ON THE LINE BECAUSE THEY CHANGED THERE FUCKING DICK INTO A PUSSY THAT'S NOT BRAVE

  2015-06-10 13:59

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  Pepes

  At that point my boyfriend pulls out and waits xD

  2015-06-07 14:01

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  Hmm for all you pregnant ladies out there

  Would have been helpful 5 months ago

  2015-06-02 22:26

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  Poor Saka

  Feathers...

  2015-05-30 16:01

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  why u do deez

  Or I tell them good next time walk.

  2015-05-25 13:32

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  Or even rinse it in mouth wash...?

  Let me rip open your skin

  2015-05-23 03:33

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  Greg

  He can steal me

  2015-05-23 03:15

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