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  Fat guts

  

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  Genius police

  They brilliant. After the people get used to "just the sign" there for several months, I bet they were able to catch a lot of speeders.

  2026-09-28 16:49

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  nope they all move here

  I fully plan to.

  2026-09-28 04:48

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  Preach

  Work harder commie scum. Stop looking for handouts

  2026-09-25 12:26

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  xrockinzombiex I need you to know that I choose you my Pi...

  Yes, wrong gender depiction.

  2026-09-24 06:00

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  factz

  But melanin saturation is the only difference

  2026-09-20 13:38

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  Roomate Mad

  It sounds like a run-on sentence.

  2026-09-18 04:46

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  Sudan launches green alternative to Cyber Truck

  Nailed it

  2026-09-16 19:35

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  You're not ugly

  Ironically 70% of Liberal women are in fact ugly

  2026-09-15 04:51

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  Asshat

  For once I agree with you here.... Except not sarcastically

  2026-09-15 04:47

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  Hand Over The Upvotes Or This Guy Gets It!

  Sure Achmed. Take your upvote

  2026-09-15 04:42

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  Oh piss off

  True freedom did not exist. Sometimes true joy comes from being through the harsh reality of growing from your own choices.

  2026-09-13 15:38

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  Hop

  Then again, the wild ladies always love the wobbly machines... Could be spicy

  2026-09-13 12:47

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  And I can't be more happy

  Yeah. Don't come here with that hard day coding crap. You're going to catch flak from a lot of MEN

  2026-09-12 21:47

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  Downvote them back to reddit

  Facts.

  2026-09-12 21:45

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  Hop

  I lean towards the best models. So I think you're right... The base looks a bit shaky.

  2026-09-12 16:10

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  9 11

  Ah yes "planes" were the problem. And here I thought it was controlled demolition. And yes, I was old enough to remember. I was 17 when this fiasco happened.

  2026-09-12 15:56

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  Hop

  The unit might be a little wobbly, but at least it's a lighter model

  2026-09-12 11:17

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  Loss

  Wtf is wrong with people. This isn't funny.

  2026-09-12 11:13

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  Win-win

  

  2026-09-11 04:52

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  Just be there

  Written by a teenager, or a woman

  2026-09-09 04:57

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  This ain't my first rodeo

  Dayum. Good one

  2026-09-08 21:17

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  This ain't my first rodeo

  BOTH Godzilla and King Kong had strokes trying to read this.

  2026-09-07 08:26

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  Keep on keepin' on

  I'll take a good girl from next door over your proposed alternative 100 time out of 100

  2026-09-06 19:37

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  Don't

  You want me to put D**'* here. But I refuse.

  2026-09-06 19:34

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  whale cum

  Best comment

  2026-09-06 14:34

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  F

  No lie... Sometimes I take naps at my construction job during lunchtime. In jeans, lying on cement. If you're tired, you're tired.

  2026-09-05 07:33

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  Finally his moment

  Me too friend. Me too

  2026-09-03 05:04

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  Peak male entertainment

  Hell yeah

  2026-09-03 05:00

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  Air Force celebrates 69 years and the internet says nice

  Nice

  2026-09-03 04:56

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  Firstname Lastname Lastname

  I guess my name is now Oliver-Smith Smith

  2026-08-30 18:04

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  Lizard People I bet

  Then your "big ones" are a joke. If they don't wrap half way around the bowl after peeking out from the drain, they can't even be classified as "big"

  2026-08-29 09:29

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  title

  Nope, because they're killed if they complain publicly/too loudly

  2026-08-24 05:00

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  Mom has seen enough

  I just can't find any humor in her disgusting actions

  2026-08-24 04:55

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  A real mother!!

  "Finally some good f*cking news." -Gordon Ramsay or something

  2026-08-24 04:21

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  HE HAS NO IDEA....

  I've served more presidents than you've probably voted for. God bless you, and I hope you find wisdom.

  2026-08-22 07:13

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  HE HAS NO IDEA....

  Still 2 more years. Trump plays the long game. Unlike most impatient liberals

  2026-08-20 15:59

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  God keeps calling

  Grammar.

  2026-08-20 07:39

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  SLEEPY JOE

  Trump also averages only 4 hours of sleep per night. For the amount of work he gets done, it's fair that he dozes off from time to time. It reminds us, he too is human, and 1,000,000x the human Biden ever pretended to be.

  2026-08-19 09:01

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  Early errands supremacy

  I approve this move.

  2026-08-17 10:11

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  oh damn

  I was going to say this is a real unicorn... But your point makes more sense

  2026-08-17 09:24

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  Not really no

  

  2026-08-15 09:18

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  Ice cube enthusiast

  He's pondering the many mischievous things he will do soon.

  2026-08-11 20:33

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  no brakes

  I would have been done in the first half. Even if I started at the zig zag I wouldn't have made it past a single turn

  2026-08-10 12:31

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  balanced apparently

  If you work 15-55 and live to be 70. You still have more days off than days worked total. Unfortunately not many people AT ALL retire that young

  2026-08-10 12:23

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  Bread

  And here I thought only cats were capable of "loafing"

  2026-08-07 14:52

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  MySpace wants a second life without algorithms

  He'll still be my friend.

  2026-08-03 09:34

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  I'm a keyboard warrior on a dying meme site. Look how man...

  Can't even use address POV being used in a certain way without proving the meme even more right... Well done OP. Troll + invincibility

  2026-08-02 15:57

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  MAMA MIA

  This is the kind of early Internet humor our world needs

  2026-08-02 05:20

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  Watch them screech. Like clockwork. Easy amusement on a s...

  Trump's earning power before office was insane. That's actually a joke of a growth rate of his net worth compared to his time before office. His growth slowed drastically. So I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here.

  2026-07-31 17:18

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  Today I learned what the tequila hat is for

  Chihuahuas most likely. F*cking devils

  2026-07-28 09:19

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  The Backrooms attraction would print money

  

  2026-07-28 09:18

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  Babies

  Are kids not allowed to say FreshMAN anymore? Not gender inclusive or some crap?

  2026-07-27 04:43

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  Aaaah

  So interesting take here... Punctuation was added later... And no I'm not Catholic... But what if you move the comma from before the word "today", to after the word "today". Interesting, right?

  2026-07-27 04:40

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  Lol, you guys. Literally you guys.

  

  2026-07-27 04:33

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  Meme

  Maybe some advanced version that tells gender? Probably not ...but I'm just trying to play devil's advocate

  2026-07-26 21:03

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  Getting launched at 80 mph for science

  Not even a helmet. Dude's crazy

  2026-07-20 17:50

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  The sport i discovered lest week

  lest

  2026-07-19 07:38

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  Long time no see what you did there...

  Backwards format.

  2026-07-19 07:12

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  a tale as old as time

  This is the way AI should be used.

  2026-07-19 06:56

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  morning conspiracy

  Because we're better.

  2026-07-14 15:20

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  Marriage rare drop

  Indeed. Also newlyweds is much different than being married at least 10 years

  2026-07-10 04:33

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  Happy Sunday

  In all fairness, I believe OP was posting this out of mocking... Not agreement.

  2026-07-06 04:50

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  Happy Sunday

  In all fairness, I believe OP was posting this out of mocking... Not agreement.

  2026-07-06 04:49

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  It’s getting to the center that adds weight

  Nice pun Volley

  2026-07-06 04:43

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  Kinda gross ngl

  got me!!

  2026-07-04 20:12

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  Sparkling water is a fucking sin

  Agreed.. op is definitely under the age of 35. Weak generation.

  2026-07-04 07:13

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  yep

  Women who actually respond and want a date... One page

  2026-07-02 04:26

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  A little test

  Yes. Also multiply the distance the actual material is being moved. More is expected from the taller variety.

  2026-06-30 11:48

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  He Man Cake

  Never skips leg day

  2026-06-27 06:51

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  Social welfare safety nets are a good thing, you cretins

  Moreover, their big brother USA handles all the military invasion deterrent. Their country would be useless against invasion by any superpower. Must be nice to spend all your own money on your own country.

  2026-06-27 06:41

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  Can't blame 'im

  Large trash bag... Scoop it all up, and hide it out back. Wait for them to depart again to open the bag to clean and put things that aren't trash where they belong

  2026-06-24 04:23

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  Are we shocked?

  Dunning Krueger strikes again.

  2026-06-21 05:58

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  Video game men

  

  2026-06-21 05:54

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  The irony is that if those ICE agents really were undertr...

  Thanks for the 12 pixel reference picture. That clears things up perfectly.

  2026-06-21 05:52

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  The job that does require exactly one dog

  Absolutely the best! He has a job, and loves it!

  2026-06-21 05:51

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  The job that does require exactly one dog

  I appreciate your attempt at bait. But people here are quite as incompetent as you might expect

  2026-06-21 05:50

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  Smartest idiot alive

  As an owner of a half-breed I fully confirm this.

  2026-06-20 11:49

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  WHY IS HE SO FUCKING THICK...?

  You can't fix that unfortunately... No matter how nice the boobs. Let em go

  2026-06-20 11:42

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  Global warming is caused by muslim immigrants confirmed

  I love the fact that you're using their own words against them. This is one environment issue I can get behind to FIX.

  2026-06-20 07:05

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  Happy Ninja Day

  go ninja go ninja, GO!

  2026-06-20 07:03

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  Happy Ninja Day

  

  2026-06-20 07:03

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  Rage Comic Meme

  He did say earth - assuming it's orbit path. Not elevation on the planet.

  2026-06-20 06:59

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  Ben and Jerry's REsTARDED email to me (2)

  OP is stupid. Slavery is the working class. Not prisoners getting a free ride.

  2026-06-20 06:55

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  Muppet cut please

  Braveheart. William Wallace.

  2026-06-19 12:21

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  Muppet cut please

  Blade. Blade

  2026-06-19 12:21

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  still peak

  I had the brontosaurus

  2026-06-19 12:05

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  Mosquito Paradise

  Blood suckin' most our lives... Livin' in Mosquito paradise...

  2026-06-17 05:02

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  Scammed twice

  Boomers... At least the scamming will stop in 10-15 years when they are all gone

  2026-06-17 04:57

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  Zero casting notes

  Agreed

  2026-06-17 04:55

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  still alive

  

  2026-06-17 04:48

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  live reaction

  Finally trustworthy photographic evidence!

  2026-06-16 12:29

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  Goblin hours

  Opposite in my case

  2026-06-16 11:58

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  Squidward on-a chair

  You know I'm a dad... It's so bad i love it

  2026-06-14 08:05

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  Just build one

  These guys either have A: NO wives, or B: The BEST wives ever

  2026-06-12 19:23

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  Evening jumpscare

  Minute hand I guess. Hour hand, I would say more like 10:50

  2026-06-12 05:43

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  When Graduation got ruin by a obnoxious thunderstorm smh

  Ruin

  2026-06-11 18:57

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  What have become of maymaydroid best soldier ?

  Agreed. Good riddance

  2026-06-11 18:50

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  Hmmm…

  DeLorean has been here...

  2026-06-11 12:50

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  Pepperidge farms remembers

  I think you mean define grass. To enunciate means to pronounce words or articulate sounds clearly and distinctly. It can also mean to express, state, or explain a theory, plan, or principle in a clear and formal manner.

  2026-06-07 05:24

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