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  Parade tragedy turns celebration into absurd headline

  Luck o the Irish

  2026-03-17 19:53

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  Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance meant for sh...

  So....you're saying that he can afford an ambulance....on a cops' salary?!?!

  2026-03-13 09:13

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  nope

  Dedra Meero. Andor is canonical Star Wars, so Dedra Meero counts

  2026-03-12 17:24

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  no cameras allowed policy sparks debate over press freedom

  The camera can't pick up the scent of the Jack Daniels, Pete!

  2026-03-12 08:51

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  Title

  [Dumbledore voice]For forgetting that you own a Rolls Royce, I award Gryffindor House 100 points[\Dumbledore voice]

  2026-03-08 11:07

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  Chuck Norris in Iran

  Its just Ryanair trying to save some gas money by taking a more direct route

  2026-03-03 15:40

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  True friends

  "She sure didn't look like no cop"

  2026-02-28 17:27

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  politics again

  No, he's a married father of six kids. A man who would betray their marriage vows will betray other things like oaths to the Constitution. Oh. And the staffer committed suicide over the affair.

  2026-02-25 17:41

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  Bridge visibly splitting but totally fine

  Everything's bigger in Texas, even the cracks in the road

  2026-02-20 13:24

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  The First Person Arrested For The Epstein Files | The And...

  I think Maxwell was the first one arrested....

  2026-02-19 22:49

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  Flying felt different back then

  Yeah, but you could smoke on those planes

  2026-02-18 09:54

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  I'd give up my MS products for Mac if I wasn't certain th...

  That particular email was Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem, the CEO of Dubai Ports World, a shipping and logistics company

  2026-02-15 10:49

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  Where there's smoke...

  Elon's brother

  2026-02-13 19:11

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  Epstein IS the distraction

  Forced prostitution IS sex trafficking. Go back to your mom's basement and give some serious thought to your life choices. You are so caught up in the brainwashing that you are literally defending the sex traffickers. Pathetic.

  2026-02-13 11:59

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  Epstein IS the distraction

  So...let me get this straight...sex trafficking is only bad if it happens to minors? Like, sex trafficking isn't horrible when it happens to adults? Adults can't be sex trafficked? Did you enjoy eating those paint chips as a kid?

  2026-02-12 20:13

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  Where there's smoke...

  Because Kimbal Musk is a member of the Tesla board of directors....thats how it's linked to Tesla. And Elon was literally begging to go to the island...have you not read the emails?

  2026-02-11 19:18

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  Where there's smoke...

  He was begging to go! His words “What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?” Musk wrote in an email to Epstein in November 2012.

  2026-02-11 19:12

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  Where there's smoke...

  Truth like when he denied wanting to go to the island, then the emails came out where he was begging to come party on the wildest nights? That kind of truth?

  2026-02-11 16:56

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  Where there's smoke...

  If that sand in your vagina doesn't get released, you could become a walking time bomb. You know when you are defending the guy who wanted to go party on Epstein's island, you are automatically on the wrong side, right? You do know this?

  2026-02-11 16:55

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  Where there's smoke...

  No, it's to avoid identifying individuals who may have been victims of sexual abuse or exploitation by Epstein.

  2026-02-11 16:52

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  innovation!

  Still...I'd rather have these options in my food than 'AI Powered!' anything

  2026-02-10 16:26

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  Every accusation he ever made is an admission

  Oh no, there are Elon to Epstein. No middle men. The verbatim quotes are available for all to see.

  2026-02-02 17:59

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  Every accusation he ever made is an admission

  In these emails, Elon is asking to come to the island and when the wildest parties will be. This happened in 2012, which is AFTER Epstein was convicted of soliciting prostitution from a minor. Elon knew and wanted to party anyway. Woodchipper time?

  2026-02-02 14:57

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  Kid logic moment

  Do not question the elevated one

  2026-01-29 10:05

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  Catastrophic storm incoming and Texas is glitching again

  He was spotted leaving the state on Thursday

  2026-01-23 01:56

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  The way he wraps gifts like a secret skill

  Imagine that man with a blunt

  2026-01-16 15:53

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  Sad Elon noises

  https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/jan/14/elon-musk-grok-ai-explicit-images?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other Just so you know that even Elon thinks you are wrong.

  2026-01-14 21:32

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  Somethin' ain't right

  Its Austin. The city slogan is "puff, puff, pass", what do you expect?

  2026-01-02 18:51

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  Economists and Marxists both missing the plot

  'Fail to under humans'

  2025-12-29 11:15

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  rip ransone

  Pretty sure Ziggy got clipped in jail after season 2, cause you never see him on the show again

  2025-12-26 11:25

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  No title

  Do this for "Agentic AI" techbros

  2025-12-23 08:57

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  If you know we can be friends

  Its Megamaid...she's gone from suck to blow!

  2025-12-11 01:26

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  Who?

  Its a major award!

  2025-12-07 10:39

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  bee venom vs cancer

  100% this article was written by a bee

  2025-11-28 08:37

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  matchstick man

  He only needed to beet the prior record by 1 and that would have been...nice

  2025-11-26 08:19

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  finally used that random cable since 2011

  " You crazy son of a bitch, you did it"

  2025-11-21 09:33

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  Sometimes the questions are too big for Monday

  Criss

  2025-11-11 22:37

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  Cable management brought to you by entropy

  It's beautiful...I've looked at it for five hours now

  2025-10-30 16:24

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  Casino meme

  Do you know how long that's going to take?

  2025-10-28 09:07

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  that one pic from 2006 with a booger bubble on his face

  Childhoud

  2025-10-22 15:48

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  Diddy sentenced to 4 years for prostitution case

  And when he gets out, the celebration freak off will be like nothing you've ever seen!

  2025-10-08 18:32

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  only real ones remember dinosaurs

  Not the mama!

  2025-10-06 16:10

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  landing gear

  Boeing, no! Don't hide the dead whistle blowers bodies in the landing gear, then we will know it was you!

  2025-10-01 00:25

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  Batman with Alzheimer’s

  Het

  2025-09-26 13:47

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  Damn

  Your

  2025-09-26 11:31

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  trump aide

  He was approached by two undercover officers and accepted a bag of cash in exchange for his help in getting them federal contracts. The DoJ has dropped the case and won't prosecute

  2025-09-24 13:49

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  trump aide

  Yes, it's real. He really accepted a bag of cash and the Justice Department really dropped the case.

  2025-09-24 13:44

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  shortcut to Yammer prison

  Who the actual fuck would ever want to open Yammer? You dont get enough spam?

  2025-09-22 10:53

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  Immortal

  You misspelled Scientologist

  2025-09-19 00:01

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  shopping cart morality test

  Is there a difference between putting the cart in the corral in the parking lot and taking it all the way back up to the front entrance of the store, though? Thats the real question

  2025-09-16 18:53

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  The great rings were forged with myths, not metal we’d ...

  Where made from

  2025-09-08 09:03

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  Im sorry but memedroid have started cencoring a certain w...

  cencor

  2025-08-25 16:44

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  SpaceX says fiber is obsolete, wants the cash

  There's space junk traveling faster than bullets, solar flares, radiation, extreme temperatures and if something goes wrong, you pretty much need to launch new satellites, cause there's no fixing them once theyre up there

  2025-08-21 12:54

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  Shitpost

  "Don't subtract 'to' the population " ??

  2025-08-11 14:30

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  admit it ... that is clever

  That summer seemed to last forever

  2025-08-06 17:13

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  Title

  You misspelled "Scientologist" as "vampire"

  2025-07-25 01:43

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  Tour the France (not an athlete)

  Since the Tour de France is essentially a long-distance drug smuggling operation (the drugs are in the racers' bodies), this looks like a drug bust to me!

  2025-07-24 10:17

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  wiping boogers on your interpretation of green energy. Nu...

  Nuclear is fine for a base load, always stable, but it doesn't scale in or out very easily. To handle traffic on top of the base load, you need a dispatchable energy source. I'm all for nuclear power, but it's "nuke plus" not just "nuke"

  2025-07-23 16:58

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  Charges dropped against plastic surgeon in vax card scandal

  How much do you think he contributed to the inauguration committee?

  2025-07-17 15:05

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  She'll only have to pay for 2 salads

  WTF is up with her right arm? AI just couldn't "get it right?" Bada boom cha cha cha

  2025-07-16 15:40

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  Guy escapes prison... in a bag. Straight outta fiction

  He tried, but then his neighbor died and so he got into the neighbors funeral shroud and was thrown into the ocean where he then swam to freedom. Fucking legend

  2025-07-14 17:50

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  She's gonna learn today

  Could also be her first attempt at disassembling 2 chairs

  2025-07-05 10:05

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  mac and cheese castle build craze

  If it needs to be normalized, it's not normal

  2025-06-25 12:03

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  that one legendary glass you only saw at grandma’s shop

  Why dont you have a thumb?

  2025-06-25 11:37

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  Time-traveling physicists save Archimedes and spook Einstein

  I just found out that Einstein was a real person...all this time, I thought he was a theoretical physicist

  2025-06-22 00:07

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  CLASSIC

  TACO = Trump Always Chickens Out. Whenever he threatens tariffs, the stock market tanks, Trump chickens out and offers a "delay", the stock market shoots up, so the graph looks like a taco. It's literally called the "taco trade" on Wall Street.

  2025-05-31 11:52

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  was filming a tiger but this donkey stole the spotlight

  That'll do, donkey, that'll do

  2025-05-23 01:24

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  Drives me crazy

  Supposably

  2025-05-11 10:09

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  Florida reporter raw dogging a hurricane with a condom mic

  The most Florida thing would involve meth and alligators but this ain't bad!

  2025-04-30 17:41

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  My car runs on horse meds

  WTF? The USA produces more oil than Saudi Arabia. This is a fact.

  2025-04-08 16:04

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  Young Sportacus

  Still a better routine than Raygun

  2025-03-18 15:23

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  Marvel movies are not what they used to

  Black Widow was released on Disney +, not on the big screen, so, this Captain America movie is barely beating a direct to streaming movie

  2025-03-18 14:50

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  Eggsplosion

  This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 dollars (at current egg prices)

  2025-03-18 14:48

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  American Airlines fire meme

  Boeing, isn't enough enough?

  2025-03-14 14:05

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  https://thetrek.co/a-german-thru-hiker-has-been-detained-...

  It means a long distance hiker. For example, hiking the entire Appalachian Trail over a period of a few months instead of just a section of it on a weekend or something.

  2025-03-13 01:51

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  Toyota Cybertruck

  Cyber-trans

  2025-02-24 14:58

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  Tick-tock

  Sorry, but the investigators were all fired by DOGE, so.....you're just going to have to keep waiting for this one. #fedskeepitquiet

  2025-02-24 14:55

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  Unsatisfactory performance

  Tell me you are a DOGE victim without telling me you are a DOGE victim

  2025-02-24 11:07

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  If AI becomes sentient

  Tell me that's a Bluetooth hose

  2025-02-21 14:43

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  A clean meme (for a change)

  Just an Ent, looking for the Entwives. Cut my man some slack

  2025-02-19 21:40

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  you paid for your own brainwashing. Ey alexboi2006, wanna...

  Thomson Reuters Special Services is not a news agency, they are a defense contractor. They share the same parent company as Reuters News Agency, but they are not the same. It's kind of like how GE makes light bulbs and jet engines.

  2025-02-13 22:39

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  she's not a fighter

  When Karen asks for the manager and the manager comes out in no mood for Karen's shit

  2025-02-10 09:40

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  Help me

  Credit it card?

  2025-02-03 15:36

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  Oy vey

  Why is the final source "US Government Consensus" instead of "United States Census"? There's a difference between a concensus and a census, and I think there's a concensus of opinion about that...

  2025-01-30 10:04

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  y tho

  there

  2025-01-16 22:55

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  Luggage is full of crabs

  I think that's New Orleans airport, so maybe they just swam in from the gulf?

  2025-01-04 00:22

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  2025 is gonna be lit

  Why...why is there a box of chicken stock on the table?

  2025-01-02 16:39

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  Merry Christmas!

  Oh God I hope that's not a hostage

  2024-12-24 19:24

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  name one

  Ocean Pacific

  2024-12-22 18:28

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  As a parent, I get this now

  Double points for that one

  2024-12-15 00:06

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  What?

  Florida wants instructions

  2024-12-08 17:04

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  When you have a kid

  Mr. Bond, surely you must realize that there is nothing you can do to stop me.

  2024-11-28 16:21

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  why

  Rhe

  2024-11-05 16:01

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  Then give them back they're expensive

  Plus, once you've judged OP, you are now a mile away and you have his shoes!

  2024-10-28 14:10

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  Funny Columbus day meme 2024

  Historical correct

  2024-10-07 23:53

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  No title

  How many ways can you misspell 'government'?

  2024-10-04 19:12

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  No title

  Godzilla has a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

  2024-10-04 19:11

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  Relatable ?

  You need meth and hookers to reach peak Florida, but I gotta say this is pretty close

  2024-10-02 15:38

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  Handicapped parking only

  Lord of the Ring Is that the one where if you watch a video of Sauron you die in 7 days?

  2024-10-02 15:36

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  ohio

  Your

  2024-09-17 13:06

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