Latest comments

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  Really?

  That's cvs. I worked there.

  2014-11-13 02:23

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  Not even Halloween yet and I see this shit

  At work two days ago I had to pull out the Christmas trees and start decorating them...

  2014-09-20 16:01

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  Psychology facts

  I must really love my ex then. We argue 24/7.

  2014-06-30 11:49

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  ladies...start your engines

  Boys don't buy me dip n dots..

  2014-06-26 20:19

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  title

  I'd do the same.

  2014-06-11 12:54

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  Science is the fastest way to a girls heart

  I definitely approve this message.

  2014-06-07 02:46

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  I feel ya bro

  Neither of these are what I do when I shower with a guy...

  2014-05-21 16:13

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  colouring corruptions

  It's crazy how much eyebrows can change how someone looks

  2014-05-10 21:56

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  lol

  Mendez from orange is the new black

  2014-05-05 21:26

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  umm

  Maybe I'm just bad but when I play a clothie a rogue can usually beat me, unless I'm a disc priest.

  2014-05-04 13:18

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  dup

  drugs are bad

  2014-04-11 06:24

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  !!!!!!

  Italian greyhounds are so cute.

  2014-02-20 11:31

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  let him be

  ^ Fuck it's already been talked about.

  2014-02-14 12:53

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  let him be

  The 5th one.

  2014-02-14 12:52

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  I need dis

  Never mind never mind I do see it, don't hurt me.

  2014-01-25 09:19

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  I need dis

  ^ I might be blind but I don't see a Wii.

  2014-01-25 09:19

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  So magical

  Right when I get comfortable, fuck I forgot to brush my teeth.

  2014-01-20 23:27

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  Favorite movie?

  Catfish it my favorite show! This episode was really fucked up, I feel bad for the other dude.

  2014-01-20 14:45

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  What Ever Happened to Spongebob?

  Um I don't remember this part...

  2014-01-19 14:00

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  that's the worst way to die

  iS IT THE NEW THING TO HAVE THE FIRST LETTER NORMAL AND THE REST CAPITALIZED?

  2014-01-16 18:37

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  Story time

  I've never had one..

  2014-01-10 12:04

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  This has a good point

  I live near Windsor!

  2013-12-27 12:16

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  ;d

  ^^^^ the thought of being around her makes me oh so sicky

  2013-12-18 11:46

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  Cannibal

  For a sec I thought it was the actual definition.

  2013-12-16 00:51

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  Fighting fires

  I'm so doing this when I become a firefighter.

  2013-12-10 16:11

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  Birds

  world of warcraft is my shit!

  2013-11-24 22:44

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  Schools

  I was bullied so bad that I went on independent study. The school didn't even care...

  2013-11-24 15:18

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  that *poker face* moment

  oh no.... 2:54!

  2013-11-10 05:53

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  Hallelujah for meat!

  Let's play spot the vegan in the comment section.

  2013-11-07 22:43

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  im late for school...... lets skip it

  I... I think it's dead.

  2013-11-06 10:40

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  ;~;

  I remember in 2nd grade I put hats my my "Js" and the teacher yelled at me and said they only do that in texas... I wasn't sure if it was a joke or not but I stopped.

  2013-10-29 22:43

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  Money

  Wait can a guy confrim this? If so, I'm sooo trying it.

  2013-10-27 00:21

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  No, no, Mr. Griffin no home

  I love that Nissan titan.

  2013-10-22 23:23

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  that explaines the job he has....

  $24 tip?

  2013-10-22 23:13

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  Yea. To close Facebook

  ↑↑ your profile pic is a bit disturbing.

  2013-10-20 18:07

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  do it

  Damn it, another person already said what I said. fail

  2013-10-19 14:00

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  do it

  But wouldnt her own body temperature melt it?

  2013-10-19 13:56

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  too much pressure

  Yeah sometimes I get upset because I'm not as skinny as other girls, but I'm the best me I can be.

  2013-10-15 11:57

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  'Murica

  On an ambulance you're charged for everything used on you, including a band aid.

  2013-10-14 08:11

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  dodge

  I guess I have a small penis then.. oh wait no I'm country and like to go off roading.

  2013-10-04 00:40

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  10 life tips

  Damn it, I just stepped on my clip and broke it today.

  2013-10-04 00:39

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  the irony...

  Miley posted that tweet because it was a rumor. She was being sarcastic.

  2013-10-01 22:04

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  WOW logic

  My friend's hunter's name was "quickbowjob" and he got away with it for quite some time!

  2013-09-23 10:51

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  i NEED gta 5 right noww!!!

  New patch on wow today!

  2013-09-10 11:58

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  nothing is for free

  My hugs are free!

  2013-09-03 13:25

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  and this is what's wrong with the world

  Country girls unite!

  2013-09-03 13:05

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  Hello I am a Title....

  I didn't hear anything excpet the wind from outside.

  2013-09-03 12:59

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  it seriously has been, lately

  But I've never seen a show called "_______" wars.

  2013-08-29 01:01

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  Bruno Mars? fap fap fap

  he looks like a leprechaun.

  2013-08-26 10:10

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  not sure if this would work in USA

  Well its our right to own a gun in the US so why not?

  2013-08-25 15:03

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  Gay or straight?

  I'm as straight as a rainbow... haha jk I like dicks.

  2013-08-23 19:08

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  ah! ah! ah! ah! stayin alive! stayin alive!

  god damn it ventilations*

  2013-08-13 11:56

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  ah! ah! ah! ah! stayin alive! stayin alive!

  30 compressions and 2 ventilationventilation.

  2013-08-13 11:55

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  last comment wins 1 million dollars

  shit.. someone beat me to it..

  2013-08-13 01:21

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  last comment wins 1 million dollars

  or it should be called "tell me your crush or awkward sexual task".

  2013-08-13 01:20

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  Home

  ↑ Its home owner's association. they made us repaint our house.

  2013-08-12 11:31

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  Wassup?

  oh o thought it was diddy kong racing for a sec

  2013-08-04 20:51

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  This is what regret looks like.

  And that folks is what a thong is like.

  2013-07-30 14:38

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  who is excited for season 4 of walking dead?

  girls masturbate allllllllll the time.

  2013-07-26 01:33

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  I'm an EMT;)

  I'm a trained EMT, can't get my cert until I'm 18

  2013-07-25 00:53

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  Jackie chan

  ↑↑fuck I didn't see your post

  2013-07-24 02:26

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  Jackie chan

  they have that poster at my school, at first glance I thought it was a big burrito.

  2013-07-24 02:25

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  Nunchucks

  It's the same in California.

  2013-07-23 13:31

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  So true...

  Has anyone gone to blizz con? I want to go!

  2013-07-23 11:43

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  science yeah bitch

  Mmmm I choose beards over clean shaved any day.

  2013-07-21 01:46

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  This Is me

  The other night... I forgot to close my door... my mom heard everything..

  2013-07-20 18:04

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  I like the name Ice for a redhead

  Mmm pizza.

  2013-07-20 18:03

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  let's just say I survived

  airy fik b airy

  2013-07-15 16:21

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  You get it now

  Basically

  2013-07-15 01:17

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  she wants the D...

  ain't nothin' wrong with a little bump and grind

  2013-07-14 13:21

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  eebens

  ↑↑ I was just about to say that... glad i didn't

  2013-07-14 13:18

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  I does has cheezburger o(^.^ o)

  nommmmmmm

  2013-07-14 12:08

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  Pray he's not speced in Retribution...

  Resto druid! Because I suck at dps

  2013-07-14 12:03

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  nice tip

  B-b-but I don't want to waste my precious tea.

  2013-07-13 14:08

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  Oh Sims

  testingcheatsenabled true

  2013-07-08 17:37

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  Good guy police

  One time we were dispatched to an obese man who couldn't reach his remote. (EMS not police though)

  2013-07-07 13:03

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  My parents...

  My mom tried to say that world of warcraft gave her viruses.

  2013-07-07 12:56

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  ever since the latest season I don't like it anymore

  Not to be stereotypical but, she's an older white lady from the south, what do you expect?

  2013-07-03 11:46

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  that sucks

  Story of my life

  2013-07-02 10:46

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  #3 who has took a fish to the prom.

  

  2013-06-26 23:00

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  -

  I just end up looking down or at my phone.

  2013-06-23 13:15

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  My dog rack disciprine

  my dog that I've had for half of my life has a collapsed trachea and we have to put her down soon. I love you Mandy!

  2013-06-23 13:12

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  Turf & Turf

  I'm a meatetarian.

  2013-06-20 10:57

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  True

  I felt cool with my blow pens

  2013-06-19 14:30

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  Splashing

  His name is Nigel.

  2013-06-18 10:25

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  i finally found someone who loves me

  What a player!

  2013-06-17 15:12

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  Defiantly

  if you get the app "wiser" you can type in the numbers on that red placard and see what kind of chemicals are on the road with you!

  2013-06-11 02:33

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  Title is on comment #3

  I've never had a boyfriend

  2013-06-10 17:34

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  Yuhh

  No no no its like this.

  2013-06-10 13:20

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  unacceptable!

  anywhere* ↑

  2013-06-09 18:57

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  unacceptable!

  As soon as I get back from anywher

  2013-06-09 18:56

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  Always

  When I'm done I'm just like "Dafuq did I just watch? "

  2013-06-09 18:47

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  hot

  119 in California yesterday :(

  2013-06-09 11:38

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  hookers

  One time when I was 10 my parents had me try to put together a shelf and I got tired of doing it so I went into the living room and said "I'm tired of screwing!!" and they were like " "

  2013-06-08 18:42

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  I'm sorry, I can't hear you over all this sexy!!!

  Boo, I hate people like this.

  2013-06-08 02:26

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  What do you choose?

  frog leap!

  2013-06-07 21:30

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  Aw yiss

  I love Kristen Wiig.

  2013-06-04 22:24

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  title is giving out ice cream

  A guy at school snorted real cocaine at lunch.

  2013-06-04 22:17

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  I wish my school was actually fun

  All of your teachers look pretty young.

  2013-06-01 18:16

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  petit kinder

  Mmm kinder chocolate.

  2013-06-01 15:46

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