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  Duck be speeding!

  Duck off

  2025-05-21 09:55

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  I didn’t just grow up. I grew up in the 80s

  The left is definitely the 90's

  2025-05-21 09:51

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  It's a Pandamonium

  You forgot trash panda.

  2025-05-20 14:27

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  Times have definitely changed

  I like the version that says "Summon a stranger"

  2025-05-20 12:00

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  Please enter a title for your meme

  You have to pay for the legal fees of both parties.

  2025-05-17 20:55

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  Please enter a title for your meme

  But you are a ginger.

  2025-05-17 20:53

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  Name a better duo

  Mexican food and laxatives.

  2025-05-17 20:49

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  people buying phones yearly vs my loyal 4 year brick

  I bought a Galaxy 10S in 2018 and I am still using it.

  2025-05-16 09:14

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  Graphics

  I am impressed by how legible the writing is in MS Paint.

  2025-05-12 13:23

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  He said avocados are trash and now the entire internet is...

  Lots of iron though.

  2025-05-02 15:56

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  VEGGIEPATRIOTS IN CONTROL

  Look up Brother Jake explains: Mormonism is not a cult on youtube. https://youtu.be/QnW0rkDnJ8c?si=Fm17qcWFVhIu3g9W

  2025-04-18 22:52

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  Me realizing there's no movie worth pirating anymore… i...

  Nice use of a Classic Meme. And yes, modern movies suck ass.

  2025-03-25 14:10

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  Ladies, what’s stopping you from dressing like an RPG v...

  Plot twist. USAID and NATO fund the Taliban. Wait, that's not a plot twist, it's real life.

  2025-03-25 14:08

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  Weekend plans: play games and watch shows. Weekend realit...

  Wow. I salute you. A new level of lazy. You can't bother to even watch a show.

  2025-03-25 14:04

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  Trying to save his favourite tree

  Judging by his scrubs, he is a doctor, possibly a surgeon. Please God do not take me to that doctor. How about try a piece of rope, a piece of rubber, say a door mat, and some 2' or 3' spikes.

  2025-03-18 15:12

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  Two types of motivation

  Thus is what I came here for

  2025-03-18 14:09

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  Had this happen to me recently

  I just do it in the shower to save time and forgo making this mistake.

  2025-03-01 11:49

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  Gay for Moleman

  Does she taste like a peanut?

  2025-03-01 11:46

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  Green success is when you are coerced into thinking my way

  Whenever I want somebody to agree with me I kick them in the genitals. That usually works.

  2025-03-01 11:44

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  This is how you do it

  He started taking vitamins.

  2025-03-01 11:42

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  The king of trash talk. And he could back it up too.

  Uncle Rico?

  2025-03-01 11:41

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  Vigra

  Only take it when you are planning on getting it up, because it will spring into action without warning.

  2025-03-01 11:40

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  Typical

  Excellent use of a classic meme.

  2025-03-01 11:38

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  How did this happen :o

  I am sure all the suspects have spontaneously combusted too. No need to look into this any further. (I know it is the BB/satire)

  2025-03-01 11:37

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  Mozilla just changed the Firefox TOS. If you're a privacy...

  I dumped them 10 years ago.

  2025-02-28 15:15

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  He pays less than 1/2 a % but average worker pays 24%

  And people were given tax credits to buy the cars, so tax payers paid for the Teslas.

  2025-02-10 23:49

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  oh man, great awareness

  Very true. He should have kept going, or go into the left lane and got out of there.

  2025-02-10 00:43

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  Miss Alabama 2024 vs 2025

  What it would have looked like If Leia had slain the Rancor.

  2025-02-07 21:49

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  oh man, great awareness

  Remember when traffic is stopping in front of you, turn on your flashers or hit your brakes multiple times to get the attention of drivers behind you long before you are stopped.

  2025-02-06 23:38

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  oh man, great awareness

  Or the left lane that was open.

  2025-02-06 23:37

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  Indoor Trucker Bomb.

  I love how people on here, whom they have neither seen nor spoken, with like to diagnose those who post a joke with a mental illness. Oh, I see you made a joke about shitting in the street, you must be pregnant.

  2025-02-06 23:32

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  'Merica

  That's better.

  2025-02-04 22:33

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  'Merica

  It's a joke. Just laugh.

  2025-02-03 03:18

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  Day

  Glad to see best day ever making a comeback.

  2025-01-26 15:49

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  Xianity

  Oddly enough, if you consume too much of either you get explosive diarrhea.

  2025-01-26 15:33

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  That sneaking BASTARD!!!

  There's always a loophole.

  2025-01-26 15:31

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  Jarosław Psikuta

  Damn Russians are always one step ahead.

  2025-01-26 15:30

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  <3

  Where are the ovens, pots, pans blenders, sinks and refrigerators?

  2025-01-26 15:30

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  Lizzard people

  Anunnunaki!

  2025-01-26 15:28

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  Najlepsza baba to własna graba XD

  Bacon and any smoked meat helps.

  2025-01-26 15:26

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  master of tires

  You've heard of fruit ninja, introducing our newest game....

  2025-01-15 21:33

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  Bring back the red cups

  They better have the red, plastic cups and, stained carpet and a smoking section 5 feet from the non-smoking section.

  2025-01-15 03:42

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  That’s what you get!

  That is the perfect portrayal of what any country would face if innundated with limitless illegal aliens. They should make a play about it with the aliens. Maybe they can still beat bankruptcy.

  2025-01-15 03:40

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  We all know they're fallible so stop

  All politicians are incompetent and corrupt until proven otherwise.

  2025-01-15 03:38

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  A

  Go look on his account. The dates are on there.

  2025-01-07 00:39

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  America's airlines are introducing a class below economy

  This is called spirit airlines. You are literally diverted to a different company.

  2025-01-04 05:42

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  It takes two to road rage.

  People like you always think they have the right of way, no matter what and will close a gap to keep somebody from merging, eventhough there is more than enough room. Fuck being courteous or understanding in your, car making it more dangerous to drive.

  2025-01-01 02:07

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  I don't think the system works

  It changed my life. I no longer feel like I was hit by a train at night and I have much more energy during the day.

  2024-12-31 17:40

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  I don't think the system works

  Even skinny, fit people can have neurological sleep apnea where your brain is like, yeah you don't need to breathe. I got a CPAP and a small triangle wedge to raise my core and head to help me breath and sleep better at night.

  2024-12-31 17:39

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  Feel the joy meme

  Ladies if you wear that sweater, you are legally obligated to let me "feel the joy."

  2024-12-31 17:34

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  New year party meme

  Replace that drab photo with a picture of somebody happily snuggled in a blanket next to a fire with a cup of hot cocoa, that is me. People are cunts.

  2024-12-31 17:32

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  You get what you vote for, Libtard

  It's a very exclusive club. Do you make enough to survive?

  2024-12-30 22:59

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  And affordable housing.

  Please explain.

  2024-12-29 04:05

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  5am boys

  Go to sleep at midnight and wake-up at 9, you get 9 hours of sleep. Go to bed at 8 pm get up at 5 am, 9 hours of sleep. Wow, maths!

  2024-12-28 12:36

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  Arrested for being a good time

  Modern interpretation, Crack whore.

  2024-12-28 12:30

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  PHD student in Math asking for a job

  Is he a straight, white male?

  2024-12-26 18:27

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  breaking bad canada

  At least it is "free."

  2024-12-18 22:29

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  What if you had an extra finger

  You've heard of the "Shocker" no you can give her the "Clamper."

  2024-12-18 22:26

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  fatty doo

  Can I be hired as the czar against alcoholic stimiga?

  2024-12-18 22:22

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  Slang and science

  Half the people in the comments who just can't laugh at a joke and move on. "Technically in the most obscure reference to the subject this happened and you are wrong."

  2024-12-18 22:18

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  Riding a horse tank

  Tell me you impregnated over half the women in the village without telling me you impregnated over half the women in the village.

  2024-12-18 22:17

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  You can't park there

  Do you believe in man-made global warming now?

  2024-12-18 22:15

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  Priority seating

  Want more friends? Eat a mobile router and offer free wifi.

  2024-12-18 22:13

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  Clean and jerk motivation

  I can do that with my right arm, but not my left.

  2024-12-18 22:06

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  The Simpsons had it all

  The president George H Bush. He was the real begining of the new world order. It just got worse with each subsequent president, until Trump. Then they attempted a giant Coup and Joe was put in as the puppet with the deep state hand up his arsehole.

  2024-12-18 22:05

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  worst clock ever

  Did she set it for 9:78? If you want to get up before 9:77, I would say set it for 9:70.

  2024-12-18 21:41

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  Sad but true

  Anytime anybody from California goes anywhere

  2024-12-18 01:07

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  Funniest New Jersey drone meme

  Mostly peaceful drones.

  2024-12-17 20:02

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  Al Capone during the Great Depression

  Just working aged men? Looks like the "Asylum Seekers" at the US border.

  2024-12-16 14:13

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  Netflix with ads

  Everybody cancel all of your paid subscriptions with ads until they remove the ads. Pretty simple.

  2024-12-12 19:16

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  Santa Sleigh

  He needs an elf on each side side with a minigun.

  2024-12-10 18:57

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  Eyes

  I feel like she is obsessing over my average man junk. That would be fine, but I don't want to be a Lorena Bottit victim.

  2024-12-01 20:28

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  so annoying

  I come from a land down under...

  2024-11-30 19:53

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  It's Friday my dudes

  Did a gun fall out of the last guy's waistband?

  2024-11-29 11:03

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  wiping boogers on your local feminist

  We want equality, so sit down, shut-up and and do what we say!

  2024-11-29 10:56

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  Bananas are good for you

  I use them both ways. I have never felt better.

  2024-11-27 17:06

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  I get the point

  Attack cats.

  2024-11-27 17:05

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  Crazy tattoo

  Who is the tattoo artist and how much do they charge? I have a great idea for my ass cheeks.

  2024-11-27 17:03

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  3 sad life steps

  The forth (not shown) stage is jail.

  2024-11-27 17:01

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  Lighthouse becomes an ice god

  Yes, we must know.

  2024-11-27 17:00

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  Travelling with your doggo

  Why dogs are better friends than humans.

  2024-11-27 16:58

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  Day after Taco Tuesday

  It's worse when you do fall asleep and wake up clinching your cheeks to prevent the discharge from making it through your undies and shorts to the sheets. I have shit my pants in bed, but I have never shit the bed.

  2024-11-27 16:47

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  Meowdy pardner

  Meowdy!

  2024-11-25 03:19

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  Delicious

  I have had the fromunda cheese, but not this. I will have to try it.

  2024-11-25 00:51

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  What an odd thing to say... SHOCKER!

  Take her passport.

  2024-11-25 00:48

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  Bet you wish you had one

  It zooms around Uranus wiping out Klingons

  2024-11-24 16:38

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  Bet you wish you had one

  I think that is the USS defiant. Let's review the Captain's Log to be sure.

  2024-11-24 16:37

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  look at it

  This is Alex Jones deep

  2024-11-23 14:12

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  That's When I Knew She Was The One!

  Beer Babe.

  2024-11-23 14:12

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  Tired of identity politics.

  She's right. Women shouldn't have to worry about men seeing their penis.

  2024-11-22 07:16

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  Was Free Bird a Union or Confederate battle cry?

  No, the cola wars.

  2024-11-22 07:14

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  Find The Edge-

  Why don't we just fly over there on sight seeing tours? Like flying over the Grand Canyon. "If you look out the left side of the airplane you will see space. Oh look, it's the Tesla with the astronaut that Elon Musk put out there."

  2024-11-22 05:12

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  Not a bouncer

  This is dark, dark as my newest Columbian roast coffee. With beans exclusively sourced from the best growers in South America.

  2024-11-21 22:34

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  so sad he's so old, he doesn't have much time left

  The most brilliant mind of a generation. Gallileo, Sacrates, Sowell.

  2024-11-21 22:30

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  Ducks are menacing

  This is disturbing, offensive, abhorrent and I love it. God Bless the US Military! May the V.A. be elevated to take care of our veterans like they deserve under Trump.

  2024-11-21 22:19

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  Can't they just try making good cars again?

  Jaguars suck balls. They always have. I would rather drive a dodge.

  2024-11-21 22:15

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  Does your dog bite?

  Fuck off, Ken!

  2024-11-21 22:14

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  Jaguar logo rebrand comparison

  jaguar has always sucked.

  2024-11-21 22:13

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  Visual repesentation of a cold shower

  Your balls and arse hole will itch because you didn't rinse them well enough.

  2024-11-21 22:12

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  Feral pigs

  And one huge, steaming pile of shit.

  2024-11-21 22:10

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