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  the new lol

  I MADE THAT UP!!! DAMMIT YOU CANT POST ORIGINAL SHIT ON THE INTERNET ANUMORE WITHOUT COPYRIGHTING IT

  2012-06-12 16:30

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  big boobs

  pix or youre an A cup

  2012-06-12 16:25

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  sad

  faith in the animal kingdom restored

  2012-06-11 02:37

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  if a girl..

  Damn double standards

  2012-06-09 15:26

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  tiny cat

  ¡Madré dé dío! i would like cats if they were all this cute <3

  2012-06-04 16:31

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  Batvader

  @fapmaster420 thats exactlt what i was thinking!

  2012-06-04 16:12

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  World

  whoever made this shit and whoever posted this shit need to rip their dicks off and go fuck themselves

  2012-06-04 16:07

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  same dammit dammit

  thats nothing. my damn phone wont let me get he achievement and ive been on for 90 days straight. i even uninstalled and reinstalled the app and i was still stuck on the same day

  2012-06-04 12:51

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  q

  but not because theyre a certain gender, but because theyre better at it. and thats another thing, lots of women complain that thy get paid less at some jobs than men but they never stop to think maybe thats because men are better at it

  2012-06-04 12:35

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  q

  if everyone was exactly equal that would be dumb cuz life would be boring. we wouldnt need jobs or other people wed do everything for ourselves but everyone is different and has their own set of skills. the same way women have different skills than men so they should get paid more for certain jobs and less at others.

  2012-06-04 12:33

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  Which One Would You Believe?

  i would listen to my baseball bat in my room. then i would go downstairs. that way, if it was the fake voice, hed be fucked. if it was the real voice, hed be trapped upstairs.

  2012-06-04 04:15

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  Lazy Rules of life

  lazy rule #5 if you read all those youre not THAT lazy

  2012-06-04 04:05

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  bitch

  shes wearing a north carolina university hat. so she blew the whole NCU team?

  2012-06-04 04:00

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  why test animals

  unfortunately george is right. it doesnt matter if theyve murdered in cold blood, or molested and scarred helpless children for life, people have rights in this country.

  2012-06-03 11:11

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  cats and dogs

  the best dog ever was my dog that was a mix between a beagle and a cocker spaniel. she was the most loyal and smartest dog ive seen

  2012-06-03 11:06

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  physical

  that happened to me at the beginnin of last month

  2012-06-03 11:04

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  Good Zombie

  correction. has bath salts. actually bathes in them instead of smoking them

  2012-06-02 16:51

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  meme

  mr presdident. we have discovered a species of rock spiders on the moon. they plant themselves inside ou and infect you with a virus. i see, general, prepare the nukes we dont need the moon

  2012-06-02 04:50

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  porn

  every time

  2012-06-02 04:36

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  mockingjay hmm

  kenny doesnt never die. he always dies but comes back to life

  2012-06-02 04:32

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  Facebook

  i love this feature. it really helps me decide whether they havent got it or are just being bitches/assholes. like say my ex who said she wanted to be friends but ignored all my messages. but thanks to this feature i knew she got them

  2012-06-02 04:30

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  she plays cod

  i wish my girlfriend played video games if i had a girlfriend

  2012-06-02 04:27

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  Tiger woods, you naughty boy

  it was only nine? i thouvht he was more of a man than that

  2012-06-02 04:22

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  She always was a lot friendlier than me...

  yeah :( my ex was trying to "be an adult about things" (even tho shes only 15) and wanted to "still be friends" but a few weeks after she dumped me, she deleted me off facebook and wont talk to me :( i dont want to go back out with her but having a relationship like we did and being as close as we were and then out of nowhere she starts ignoring me. it sucks

  2012-06-01 12:04

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  Friendzone

  and she looks hot

  2012-06-01 11:53

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  meme

  oh shit i just now noticed the fat guy on the toilet!

  2012-06-01 02:23

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  meme

  whats so funny its two girls making out

  2012-06-01 02:03

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  so true

  amen^

  2012-05-31 13:51

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  mm

  theres a 2 on every button

  2012-05-31 13:29

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  lol

  ¡Madré dé Dío!

  2012-05-31 13:12

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  Cut me off

  I don't get it.

  2012-05-30 12:49

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  Cut me off

  Call me stupid but What The Fuck Is This Shit?

  2012-05-30 12:49

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  wah?!

  man. all the crazy sex and weed movies hes been in and hes in an elected office and nobody is checking to see if hes in any scandals...

  2012-05-30 04:06

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  ya

  its a keyboard! no, its a smore! no, its a........ keyboard smore lol that thing is awesome

  2012-05-30 03:23

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  N

  its a fake. what she is saying should be on the right side in green

  2012-05-29 13:13

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  Parents away

  every damn time

  2012-05-29 13:05

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  movies

  pixar ftw

  2012-05-29 12:41

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  fb

  dude that is fucking legit.

  2012-05-29 12:31

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  How I want to spend my life with you

  oh the feels

  2012-05-29 02:07

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  Awww Yeahhh

  seriously though what is her name in real life?

  2012-05-29 02:04

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  Awww Yeahhh

  I'll do her like a virgin cuz I am one

  2012-05-29 02:03

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  full retard

  it was either a fucking retard or someone who believes in the big bang trying to make christians look like idiots. either way what whoever it was typed adds nothing to the world.

  2012-05-29 01:46

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  impossibru

  where are a pair of sunglasses when you need them?

  2012-05-29 01:43

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  that akward moment

  i hate that!!!! it happens to me all the time!!! all the time

  2012-05-29 01:29

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  home alone

  sounds like me. home alone

  2012-05-29 01:28

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  bitch

  heres my story. nice guy + cute girl = date for 3 months. turns out cute girl = kinda bitchy and i get dumped after 3 months amd thats the only gf ive ever had

  2012-05-26 19:21

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  fuck

  ^ stole my comment

  2012-05-24 11:22

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  fry

  happened to me at the mall once

  2012-05-24 11:15

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  adventure

  either that or they were made by retarded teenage girls

  2012-05-24 11:04

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  meme

  one does not simply, be as fucking stupid as this guy who doesnt know who boromir is

  2012-05-23 14:25

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  my boyfriend cheated on me

  man why can't bitches understand? you like douchebags they gonna break your heart

  2012-05-23 13:43

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  certainly not 8

  epic win

  2012-05-23 13:37

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  Most interesting man in the world

  true story. its even worse when im sick

  2012-05-19 15:04

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  kool

  only ps3 players

  2012-05-17 01:29

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  1000 babes

  @demonslay haha yeah i did lmao

  2012-05-17 00:54

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  you know what this is

  @randomhero1000 i thought i was the only one who didnt

  2012-05-16 16:52

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  pills

  and if the matrix is just a simulation then how could he hack into it from a simulated computer?

  2012-05-15 15:46

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  avengers

  dude i went tonight and the theater was packed. the only seats left were in the front row and that sucked. but the movie was great

  2012-05-13 04:14

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  fuuuuu

  i know the feel bro you know how i cope? reposts from other sites

  2012-05-13 04:08

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  radical!!:D

  futurama, family guy, simpsons, south park, etc. perfect examples

  2012-05-11 21:46

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  story of my life

  bullshit no siblings get along with their sibs that well especielly when one is a hot chick because almost all hot chicks are bitches

  2012-05-11 21:45

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  batgirl

  

  2012-05-11 21:41

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  slut

  i was about to say i was sorry for you if it happened to you but now im saying im sorry for your buddy

  2012-05-09 12:49

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  Moses threw it on the ground

  I don't need your autographs, phonies! then the two phonies got up turned out they had a tazer, and they tazed me in the butt hole. I fell to the ground, the phonies didn't let up, tazin' on my butt hole, over and over, I was screamin', and squirmin', my butthole was on fire, the moral of this story is, you can't trust the system, MAN!

  2012-05-09 12:43

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  arthur

  i do believe the proper words are "library card" not "fake id" you see "isnt hard" does not rhyme with "fake id" whereas "library card" does

  2012-05-06 20:27

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  One does not

  if i take MORE than five minutes on the toilet then somethig is wrong

  2012-05-06 12:51

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  tv shows

  @seriesn i was thinking the same thing

  2012-05-06 02:12

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  Memedroid at church

  @ diegoG and bluemage. i already said, it was before church started. there was practically nobody there so me and my friend i was with were on memedroid. also i go by choice.

  2012-05-02 16:23

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  Memedroid at church

  @volar. i have 3g. @alllen. it was before the service started. @caleb. stfu you said you wouldnt whine if i made it

  2012-05-01 14:00

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  made in...

  

  2012-05-01 13:23

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  Obama

  

  2012-04-28 01:38

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  Pokemon battle

  ^truth. i make the jokes because theyre funny but i dont mean it. same way i make racist jokes and dont mean it. there are certain things certain people are better at than others but i dont believe anybody is really better than another we all have different strengths and weaknesses

  2012-04-27 12:32

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  Photobomb

  same here. no comprende mi amigo

  2012-04-27 01:38

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  witchcraft

  7 times 1443 is 10101 so multiply that by your age and it will show up 3 times.

  2012-04-27 01:32

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  video games

  AMEN!!!!!

  2012-04-27 01:22

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  Pokemon battle

  if a guy wanted just another friend hed go hang out at the bar with a bunch of dudes. a gf is different and having a girlfriend is like having another best friend but its different. you share almost everything with your best friend but not even my best friend whom ive ben best buds with since i was born knows my weaknesses.

  2012-04-27 01:21

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  Pokemon battle

  to all the girls that are gonna say "girls arent machines that you drop kindness coins into until sex falls out" having a gf isnt only about sex cuz if it was guys could find hoes that were hotter for similar amounts of money. if a guy is being extra nice to you its not just cuz he wants to be friends

  2012-04-27 01:17

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  World Cup BITCHES!

  he wont hit shit. the sights are on top for a reason

  2012-04-26 22:22

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  3D

  Im surprised this has lasted this long

  2012-04-26 16:15

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  Funny

  win!

  2012-04-26 11:43

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  choices

  Jedi. Id love to use the force to mess around with chicks *me standing 20ft away* *force grabs a girls boob* *she turns to the guy next to her* *SLAP!!*

  2012-04-26 11:35

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  no body hates hulahoops

  that is the most demonic looking facial exoression ever

  2012-04-26 11:24

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  spongebob

  i uploaded this TWICE over a month ago and both times it was turned down now someone else gets my upvotes fuck you reposter and fuck you 12 year old troll moderators

  2012-04-25 21:37

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  haha

  whoever posted this is most likely going to hell

  2012-04-25 16:46

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  Wtf world?

  botoxed lips about to pop = not hot faggot ass orange spray tan = not hot full body of tattoos = not hot short bleached hair = not hot why cant chicks these days stick to natural skin\hair color. plus if youre trying to get a straight guy dont cut your hair short like a guy. and one or two tatts in relatively concealed places is ok but full body? bitch please

  2012-04-22 03:45

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  Black Monopoly

  ey, stats dont lie, there are more black people in jail in america than white people and less black people than white people in the country. im not saying just because youre black you should go to jail but when the stats are like they are you cant help poking fun at them for it

  2012-04-22 03:27

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  lame phone pun

  this joke =fucking genius

  2012-04-22 03:20

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  umad bro?

  well played, troll you fucker

  2012-04-22 03:16

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  boobs

  new favorite!

  2012-04-19 16:48

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  goodburger

  am i the only one who cant tell if the thing with the long hair is a guy or a girl?

  2012-04-19 00:46

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  Reasons for no driving lessons

  my dad almost didnt let me do drivers ed cuz he saw me play burnout and he told me i cant start til i stop playing that game

  2012-04-19 00:19

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  New South Park on Wednesday, this is all I can think of

  gonna be the best episodes ever

  2012-04-14 05:24

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  Cod rage

  tries to draw game remote... fuck this ill draw a cirxle with dots!

  2012-04-14 05:21

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  True story about my ex

  well i didnt get my first gf til i was 17 so im new to the bullshit and after all the bull from my first gf ill be way more careful in looking for my next gf

  2012-04-14 04:11

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  Sexy and I know it??

  Confucious say: "Crowded errevator smerrs diffewent to midget."

  2012-04-14 03:46

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  i lied!

  Happened to me fortunately its only happened once because ive only ever had 1 gf

  2012-04-14 03:39

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  cash

  you should have been aborted just like the jersey shore and what you said about zelda is a lie because she loves my master sword

  2012-04-14 03:34

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  annoying girl is annoying

  Every single girl I know is like this. At least I know they aren't my type

  2012-04-14 03:28

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  Right in the childhood

  thanks asshole. childhood = ruined. thats my favorite movie

  2012-04-11 01:52

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  Forever a Troll

  ive seen a mini troll but not a never alone

  2012-04-10 00:58

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