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  Boomers suck

  Aww. Did mommy and daddy not give you all the money they earned? Sounds like a skill issue on your part.

  2026-04-30 10:57

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  Clout went too far

  God forbid a guy has a hobby

  2026-04-28 11:53

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  Works every time

  Really? The majority of American voters says otherwise.

  2026-04-28 08:27

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  math rage

  Tipping was widely prevalent at the time of the Civil War in service related jobs. But now it’s a problem. People would bitch about a cure for cancer.

  2026-04-28 08:19

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  Vegas ain't it

  $3? Put it all on red.

  2026-04-27 13:10

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  tiktok scammer

  God forbid a man has a hobby.

  2026-04-27 13:09

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  History went dark

  And that’s how we got anime…

  2026-04-27 13:08

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  Good advice from Steve Jobs

  Bill Burr’s take on Jobs is hilarious. Huge douche canoe.

  2026-04-27 13:01

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  Staged And Fake... Again

  The logic of the left is so lame. FaLsE flag!! You remember when conspiracy theories were cool and sublime with just enough heft to make you go “Huh”? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now it’s the stupidest possible rant by leftist cucks.

  2026-04-27 12:56

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  Lol

  Have you considered fornicating yourself OP? Highly recommended.

  2026-04-22 09:05

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  Correction Guy

  Ooh. A new bot posting shit nobody cares about.

  2026-04-22 09:02

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  Physics teacher meme

  Bullshit. The US uses the Bald Eagles per Moon Landings system.

  2026-04-22 08:54

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  Skilled trades

  This some bot bullshit?

  2026-04-22 08:48

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  Famous laws in the world

  Murphy was an optimist…

  2026-04-22 08:46

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  Correction. It's the richest government on earth

  See, the thing is, we don’t give a shit about Sweden. Or any Eurocuck nation.

  2026-04-21 11:29

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  Fuck boomers. Figuratively. Doing it literally will make ...

  Sounds like OP has skill issues.

  2026-04-20 14:42

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  earth wins

  The Universe. Bunch a losers.

  2026-04-18 13:53

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  Petty revenge masterclass

  China. The armpit of Asia.

  2026-04-18 13:52

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  Freud wont stop

  This guy was where the retort “your mom” came from…

  2026-04-18 13:48

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  Wings doing tricks

  Man, the days of Boeing and Lockheed engineers ripping lines of coke and dreaming up the wildest shit with slide rules and pencils are sadly in the past.

  2026-04-18 13:46

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  dongs in a realpolitik

  Turks get third world lazy immigrants in exchange.

  2026-04-18 13:40

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  No women. No children. Just organised groups of military ...

  In the US that’s what’s called a “target rich environment”.

  2026-04-18 13:31

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  GAME OVER

  My knees hurt just watching that.

  2026-04-18 13:26

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  The illusion of choice

  Define blue collar. Skilled trades make 6 figures nowadays. By skilled I mean commercial/industrial electricians, plumbers, sheet metal workers, and especially pipefitters. Residential not so much, they’re all 3rd worlders anyway. All require 4-5 years apprenticeship.

  2026-04-18 13:25

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  Lik dat boot

  O. M. G. I’m now abandoning the Catholic religion because OP posted this. Yep, a post on a meme page convinced me. /s

  2026-04-17 13:40

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  Gay imperialism is still imperialism

  Very timely.

  2026-04-16 12:50

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  Some burdens never feel fair

  OP is a member of The Free Shit Army apparently.

  2026-04-16 12:45

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  Beauty seen but brilliance forgotten

  “It’s Hedley…”

  2026-04-16 12:42

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  Oh granny. I miss you so much

  Well, what’d the card say? Don’t leave us hanging

  2026-04-15 18:33

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  The nitrous is for enhanced mobility.

  The nitrous is for anesthesia once he’s launched from that monster.

  2026-04-15 18:32

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  Horse fist for your horseface

  Most fluid Mortal Combat fight… seamless.

  2026-04-15 18:31

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  oh?

  Alright then, keep your secrets.

  2026-04-15 18:29

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  THE LEFT CANT MEME....

  Based Vance is absolutely gonna post this to his own timeline.

  2026-04-15 18:26

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  bat plague

  Bat soup’s back on the menu boys…

  2026-04-15 08:48

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  proof workout

  At least one I suppose.

  2026-04-15 08:43

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  Johnny Somali guilty of all charges

  Well, his butthole is thankful it’s an Asian prison. Won’t get stretched quite so much

  2026-04-15 08:42

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  THIS....

  Solid points, maybe. But here’s the thing, nobody gives a shit.

  2026-04-14 17:07

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  Spicy

  Holy shit. An actual meme.

  2026-04-13 22:19

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  We used to believe strange lessons from stories

  Badass movie.

  2026-04-13 13:57

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  moon power plan wild

  What if you moon mimes?

  2026-04-13 13:56

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  Top 10 unanswered questions

  Goin out for milk and some Newports

  2026-04-13 13:54

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  men feel different

  At my signal unleash hell.

  2026-04-13 13:51

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  nature wrote symbols

  It says “Put me back you fucking casual”

  2026-04-13 13:49

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  Fire has always demanded respect

  My ass after a visit to the taco truck.

  2026-04-13 13:40

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  ah yes, break the internet to fix one problem

  Ah yes, Spain. The new Muslim caliphate.

  2026-04-13 13:38

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  Trumps Staged 'Assassination' Attempt | AKA Ketchup Packe...

  Possibly salsa.

  2026-04-12 19:21

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  THIS....

  Well it’s probably about the size of her dick.

  2026-04-12 19:18

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  Military industrial complex

  Former Nazis.

  2026-04-12 11:39

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  Found it.

  What’re you the joke police?

  2026-04-10 22:39

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  US uses Ratfucker bomb for the first time. Seriously, tha...

  Eat a bag of dicks.

  2026-04-10 22:36

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  stop the wars!

  More war. It’s what’s for dinner.

  2026-04-10 14:53

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  shiiiieeeeeet

  Pak a Newports ‘n sheet…

  2026-04-09 15:48

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  Fame has a strange way of lingering

  I’m drawing the line at $9.65 shipping.

  2026-04-09 10:22

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  freedom stuff

  Only automatic because 18 year olds are too stupid to realize you already have to register.

  2026-04-09 10:12

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  Tiny flex

  Reason #213 why women live longer than men… but what a way to go. I fully expected someone to step off the bus and get launched into low earth orbit.

  2026-04-09 10:09

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  25th Amendment now!!!

  RWL just posted the most based presidential quote ever and it’s by the guy living in his head. You played yourself dipshit

  2026-04-07 22:33

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  Lil bit

  So… OP advocates for killing people he doesn’t agree with. Got it. Go disagree with yourself.

  2026-04-07 13:20

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  France moves gold earns 13 billion

  $13B? US pisses that away every 13 seconds on niche porn.

  2026-04-07 11:58

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  Trump iran war advisors

  Cool, cool. So who are these AI generated guys?

  2026-04-06 09:05

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  Almost everyone in one frame feels unreal

  So, everyone on the ISS is dead? Got it.

  2026-04-06 09:00

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  ‘60s advertising was wild.

  You can save time by roasting at 1000F for 30 seconds.

  2026-04-05 21:41

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  tRump wishes he were Obama

  Well now you convinced me!

  2026-04-05 17:24

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  I NEED IT

  Ching chong

  2026-04-05 17:23

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  $20 is $20

  Math skills…

  2026-04-05 13:46

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  Join the discord https://discord.gg/S27whX8qk if you want...

  Your comment that it was deleted has been deleted.

  2026-04-05 13:45

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  Rude Crustaceans

  Your comment will be deleted shortly.

  2026-04-05 09:49

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  Retirement goals with tiny trains and old friends

  Goals.

  2026-04-03 14:59

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  Goodbye NFA!

  The 2nd amendment states “arms”. A 155mm howitzer is “arms”. C4 and land mines might be a gray area…

  2026-04-03 14:54

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  A shame my first post is also my last...

  I can’t get any meme published here anymore. If it isn’t some middle of the road topic or AI slop it ain’t showing up here. 5mind is absolutely balls to the wall free of any censorship. Some of the funniest shit on the ‘net there.

  2026-04-03 14:49

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  10k firecrackers going full chaos mode

  Add some nails to it and get back to me…

  2026-04-01 16:34

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  US laser ship reveal

  “… just released…”. Except this is an old pic.

  2026-04-01 11:26

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  Underground fire goes hard

  Bill. Bill goes to work every morning to supervise the eternal mine fire. Been there for millennia. Bill is very conscientious about his profession.

  2026-03-31 18:52

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  Dad soundboard fail

  We got corn over here… is my new pickup line.

  2026-03-31 18:48

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  What the Egyptians really think of Palestinians, seven la...

  I don’t now what they’re going to do know.

  2026-03-31 18:44

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  This timeline rocks.

  Turns out the alien technology was just a more efficient ass probe machine. On the other hand, that ought to make our enemies think twice. The President could order in the 75th Ass Probe Regiment at a moment’s notice.

  2026-03-31 18:42

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  light lag

  Alien civilization; Immediately adopts The Roman Senate system, Caesar designation for the leader, and phalanx formation for the military.

  2026-03-31 18:37

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  Zoo npc pose

  POV; You’re getting strangled.

  2026-03-31 15:06

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  Ew

  The Pikes Peak hill climb race has been replaced by the Forehead Climb Race.

  2026-03-31 14:10

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  Britain has become a circus. Pride flags, trans flags, He...

  I believe that’s what’s called a “target rich environment”.

  2026-03-31 14:07

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  Good boy

  Little Timmy had it coming.

  2026-03-31 14:05

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  Appalachian cryptid would be a great name for a band

  An arm and a leg.

  2026-03-31 14:03

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  Boomers

  Yer goddamn right and you’ll enjoy it too you whiny little boy.

  2026-03-31 14:02

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  jumbo space discovery

  Scientists today were chagrined to discover bird shit on the telescope lens leading to a massive retraction of previous “discoveries”.

  2026-03-31 13:59

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  Underground fire goes hard

  There’s this thing called the Internet where you can find information on almost anything. You should try it.

  2026-03-31 13:56

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  Underground fire goes hard

  Infinite energy glitch

  2026-03-31 13:55

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  Spain blocks US war flights

  Who the fuck cares. Spain is full of Spaniards after all.

  2026-03-31 13:53

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  SpaceX dominating launches 2026

  Right. Don’t count on the guy who supervised the invention of countless tech innovations. Dipshit, dying on the “it isn’t space!” hill.

  2026-03-31 13:51

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  Random armadillo shows up refuses to leave and gets named...

  Fun fact; Armadillos are a carrier for leprosy.

  2026-03-31 13:46

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  Old newspaper absolutely roasts a stegosaurus

  Thag is unavailable for comment.

  2026-03-31 13:41

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  No surprised there

  Until such time a block user function is installed here we’ll continue to have to put up with this deranged political nonsense. I do know OP saw a 436% decrease in overall mental capacity. See… I can list statistics too…

  2026-03-31 13:33

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  Dinosaurs were majestic and then there's this goofy dude

  Make a helluva lot of chicken salad outta that bad boy.

  2026-03-31 13:27

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  Who had Cocaine Sharks for March?

  God forbid the Sharks let off steam in the club.

  2026-03-29 20:55

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  Or maybe an AI nightmare

  That guy can hear colors.

  2026-03-29 20:53

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  Amchorth Away!

  As a former Navy aircrew member, this is absolutely what they’re sharing. Finger is probably a dick tho…

  2026-03-27 22:02

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  boss fight crab

  Well, a few nanoseconds in they’ll be perfectly cooked.

  2026-03-27 22:00

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  Court blocks Pentagon move against Anthropic and it feels...

  When the pendulum finally swings back the judiciary will be some of the first people purged.

  2026-03-27 18:24

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  boss fight crab

  “I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure”

  2026-03-27 15:18

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  Spain future queen news

  Spain is one of the worst nigger empowerment countries in Europe. The government is batshit crazy.

  2026-03-27 15:14

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  really cool

  Cool, cool. Now do it in heavy seas…

  2026-03-26 15:04

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  Final chess move

  This is incredibly captivat- ooh look a squirrel.

  2026-03-26 15:02

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