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  Anyone wanna honey my badger? :3

  "Yeah, go fuck those Nants' Ingonyama bitches up, babe!"

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  Mom still needs updates

  I still do this every so often before remembering that Mother Dearest has joined the Skelly Army to engage in glorious battle against the fuckboi menace.

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  Am I the only one wondering why Memedroid requires tags, ...

  Bro looks like he's waiting for the stop sign to turn green.

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  Corporate Muppet ranking

  I bet Miss Piggy wasn't too pleased.

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  The shit (no pun intended) you see on Insta

  I don't think I've ever seen a tvtropes page in the wild before.

  2026-10-05 02:07

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  The edit below is much better.

  

  2026-10-04 22:49

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  Good Willow Hunting

  

  2026-10-04 22:49

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  Bye Bye LOL

  Fuckin 'Drowney'

  2026-10-04 00:06

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  Cannonball!

  It's almost like people want a robot uprising.

  2026-10-03 02:12

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  Physicist Dad

  Good thing he's not a delivery man, bro couldn't pull out of his own driveway.

  2026-10-02 22:11

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  It went in a biscuit. Came out a memory.

  The correct phrase is: "Bri*ish people can lick my Star-Spangled Ding -Dong."

  2026-10-02 21:30

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  Dad joke.

  I don't tell Dad jokes, I tell rad jokes.

  2026-10-02 21:27

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  Dongs On A Muscle Cramp

  Me, who practiced by eating Snak-Pak puddings with no spoon: Pathetic.

  2026-10-02 20:29

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  Only psychopaths dog ear book corners

  Just squirt a dollop of ketchup on the page you're on, dingus.

  2026-10-02 20:25

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  Dad joke.

  When it's told by a white man.

  2026-10-02 20:23

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  dongs in a dog

  "It's a doggy dog world out there, and I'm a shark who eats doggy dogs."

  2026-10-02 20:18

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  booty clappaz

  ¿What the helliante?

  2026-10-01 20:23

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  Why China doesn't fear Israel?

  It's because they expelled all the juice before they could sink their proboscides deeply enough into their ruling class.

  2026-10-01 20:09

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  Stay guided

  Before you judge, see if she can cook. If she can, she might just be Italian.

  2026-10-01 19:27

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  Huzzah

  Nah, Toidles at least has been around for a cool minute.

  2026-10-01 19:24

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  Lego cooked

  Micycle Wazowski just can't catch a brick.

  2026-10-01 07:05

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  Maximum security

  Alexander the Great cutting through the Gordian Knot, circa 2026

  2026-10-01 07:04

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  Butter was a lie

  When my brother and I went to go see Brand New Day, we each brought two burgers from Carl's Jr., some jalapeno poppers, chicken stars, and a fifth of tequila. Fun times.

  2026-09-30 18:24

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  There is an OO

  But there is a 'foo'... Quickly, call the Foo Fighters and Mr. T!

  2026-09-29 09:32

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  Morning starter pack

  Don't forget the micro dose of ketamine for luck.

  2026-09-29 07:18

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  well done man, you should have kept more for yourself

  'handed them over to the government'. Yeah, I'm sure it was entirely voluntary.

  2026-09-29 07:17

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  Butter was a lie

  Me, who smuggled a soft flask of melted garlic butter against my belly to keep it warm and liquidy: I am four parallel universes ahead of you.

  2026-09-29 07:16

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  Dongs On Counterfeit Money

  *"Thass y nobodee gon' 'memba yo name, nyugga." Ftfy

  2026-09-29 05:46

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  Dongs On A Tumblr User

  Shameful behavior for a Ga'Hooligan.

  2026-09-29 05:44

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  Two nights away. Fourteen emergencies packed.

  You never know just how many liquids there are nearby that can be spilled on you until you have a small child with the soul of an ornery old cat.

  2026-09-29 05:43

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  Something afoot

  Foul :Jewish: sorcery, of course.

  2026-09-29 00:05

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  Abort mission

  Keep your porn on a hidden folder behind a password. Rookie shit, bruh

  2026-09-28 07:12

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  Wine experts be like

  I make pomegranate wine that starts in late autumn and really gets good around mid summer after years. I also have one that I've been sitting on for close to ten years that I can't wait to pop open once my kid graduates from med school in 2030.

  2026-09-28 07:11

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  Vintage brainrot

  Humans as a species are physically and mentally primed for fucking whenever, wherever, and with whomever they possibly can, just like every other species that has survived thus far. We've always been a bunch of :sluts:.

  2026-09-28 07:07

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  hi

  I'm sure she just got tired of us :retards: and moved on to better things.

  2026-09-27 17:53

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  He pressed the self destruct button instead of the clutch

  Such a drama queen.

  2026-09-27 17:49

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  tasty enough for me

  The bag can hold up to 99 of most items, and since I think Gen 4 doesn't have any limit on how many different items you could carry. It would make sense that anything put into the bag would be held in temporal stasis until it's taken out.

  2026-09-27 17:46

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  hi

  Flower's descendant has come to greet us.

  2026-09-27 08:24

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  Get rekt

  

  2026-09-26 20:03

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  Get over yourself fat head.

  As the oldest child of eleven kids, I can safely say that this meme is top tier.

  2026-09-26 03:40

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  I think you need to double tap

  Shit up, you glorified rib.

  2026-09-26 03:39

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  Get rekt

  Like, I agree with the content of the meme, but this is clearly the wrong template unless the mutant in question is suicidal.

  2026-09-26 03:38

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  Thomas Brothers Guides

  Norwalk :niggas: are gonna be pissed when they see this.

  2026-09-25 17:02

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  Speaking of reposts

  Imagine reading like some nerd, what a bunch of :homos:

  2026-09-24 23:54

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  taint my first rodeo cowpoke

  7

  2026-09-24 21:56

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  title

  It's only the limit if you're bitch-made.

  2026-09-24 21:55

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  Can't we hire based on competence again? Instead of labia...

  Hilariously, their poor handling of GoT's last season had the producers back out of the project, leaving them with nothing even though GRRM said he had enough plot points for another five seasons of GoT. Sucks to suck.

  2026-09-24 21:51

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  Can't we hire based on competence again? Instead of labia...

  Save yourself the anger at wasting hours of your life and just don't. Those two chucklefucks had already checked out because they were trying to start a new series (an alt history where the South had won the American Civil War of all things).

  2026-09-24 21:50

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  Can't we hire based on competence again? Instead of labia...

  The entire 'war for dawn' was an enormous pile of shit. Multiple characters got overrun by wights and we're back up and fighting in the next scene like they hadn't just been dog piled by a bunch of corpses. Not to mention Arya ganking the Night King.

  2026-09-24 15:23

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  Accidental platinum

  Got hit with the Far Cry 4 ending

  2026-09-24 02:51

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  Mouse life is brutal

  How did that shit get me!? Am I actually a mouse?

  2026-09-24 02:48

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  Steam rolled

  Bro got run over by a steamroller

  2026-09-24 02:11

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  Boss man just wasting time.

  Young Stanley

  2026-09-24 01:23

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  Interaction

  (It was an mmm threesome.)

  2026-09-23 19:21

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  heres your dongolicious cake bro

  "I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS!"

  2026-09-23 18:23

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  song of Solomon

  He was marching through the cages and he stepped in ostrich poo

  2026-09-23 04:59

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  obamaPost

  Obamaphone? I've never gotten a call from him before.

  2026-09-23 04:56

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  funPost

  Oh, is this where the fun begins?

  2026-09-23 04:55

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  we can't be inside that kind of tent no matter the weather

  Ew, these :faggots: are getting wet over some :gay: shit.

  2026-09-23 04:50

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  Lol

  My favorite way to call someone stupid is to say they're as sharp as a marble.

  2026-09-22 16:41

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  Let's lasso forward on that pitch

  Well ain't that just an uppercut to the duodenum.

  2026-09-22 16:38

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  Newsdroid

  "I gazed upon your eyes and knew you were my :nigger:."

  2026-09-21 14:30

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  Fraternal Twins?

  Or that corset she wore in Wild Wild West.

  2026-09-21 03:31

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  Get it?! Hahahaha!

  What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass.

  2026-09-21 03:30

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  When you know you know

  I don't consider music industry "work". At least the athletes have to actually do physical work for their money.

  2026-09-20 19:26

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  Fraternal Twins?

  Salma Hayek has been my celebrity crush since From Dusk Til Dawn.

  2026-09-20 19:23

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  When you know you know

  Waymen, are you saying there are a whole 5% of blapeepo who actually do work that doesn't involve running or sportsball?

  2026-09-20 18:07

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  Dongs in a wrestler

  

  2026-09-20 17:51

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  stayed out too late

  Not me, I've had my morning cocaine.

  2026-09-20 17:47

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  hmm

  Crouching moron, hidden autist

  2026-09-20 17:46

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  Edumacated in learing

  Pirates > politicians

  2026-09-20 17:45

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  Seven of Nine

  Seven of Nine

  2026-09-20 17:44

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  You've awakened the lion

  "There are three things all wise men should fear: the sea in a storm, a night with no moon, and a guy who posts Joker pics with semi-philosophical quotations from self-help gurus."

  2026-09-19 13:29

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  Should I be worried? Everyone keeps saying adulthood suck...

  Oh, my sweet summer child...

  2026-09-19 13:27

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  dongs in a maury

  I was expecting Barry to do like a backflip or something. I give this 2 out of 10 data centers.

  2026-09-19 13:22

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  dongs in a place

  No Filipinos?! But how will I get my daily dose of fresh Filipino breast milk?

  2026-09-19 13:19

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  Chaotic evil

  "It's a bit rubbery."

  2026-09-19 05:06

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  Title

  Dam

  2026-09-18 20:56

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  THIS.....

  For her, prolly.

  2026-09-18 20:50

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  Angry upvote

  Me, who bought a print of Andy Warhol's Soup Cans instead of getting actual soup: I think I did this wrong...

  2026-09-18 18:22

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  Let's try that

  I got pulled over for a busted tail light and got arrested for DUI after the cop decided that my "speech was slightly slurred". I was getting off a 12hr shift and was tired, failed the field sobriety test, and ended up blowing a 0.0 at the station.

  2026-09-18 18:14

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  Oh damn

  Reminds me of that one Boondocks episode where the good reverend made the most vicious, scathing "the reason you suck" speech to every last :nignog: in America and they all chimped out on him.

  2026-09-18 18:11

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  Let's all laugh at Manchester United. hahahaha

  This is worse than a sportsball meme. This is—may God forgive me for uttering this phrase—a Bri*ish sportsball meme.

  2026-09-18 18:02

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  THIS.....

  Y'all motherfuckers are out here reading? Like a bunch of fucking nerds? What a bunch of dinguses.

  2026-09-18 18:00

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  Big Mike would kick my ass.

  I'd go for Barry because I'd rather not get within tackling distance of Linebacker Mike.

  2026-09-18 17:55

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  Gluttony

  The worst part is that it wasn't even Thanksgiving.

  2026-09-18 17:54

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  You don't say!

  I took my wife's last name, mostly because mine was essentially meaningless since my mom named me after some dude who wasn't even my dad.

  2026-09-18 01:07

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  Competitive... what?

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  2026-09-17 22:07

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  Title

  ...me, except he would just steal the boxes and sell them for cheaper than me. I couldn't compete with his prices and gave it up as a lost cause. He did end up getting caught soon after because he was a sloppy little bitch, so all's well that ends well.

  2026-09-17 22:06

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  Title

  I used to ditch 3rd period (fuck Trigonometry), buy a bunch of Hostess products, sneak back into school for 4th period, and then slang the snacks at lunch to make a profit of about five bucks per box. Then some shit heel noticed my method and copied...

  2026-09-17 22:04

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  Do you feel lucky?

  "It has all the allergies in it." "But what about—" "All. The. Allergies. Fuck them weak immune system-having bitches."

  2026-09-17 20:05

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  Pokemon Red In A Nutshell

  >inb4 "Um ackshually, Pidgey don't evolve into Pidgeotto until level 18 and Pidgeotto doesn't evolve into Pidgeot until level 36.

  2026-09-16 21:26

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  Electric car voodoo

  Clearly, AI is demonic in origin

  2026-09-16 21:22

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  Oh yeah

  Fucked up the reply, sorry↓

  2026-09-16 21:18

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  Oh yeah

  Panhandle Florida is a much different beast than floppy dong Florida, this is true. It's also true that floppy dong Floridians are much more likely to leave the state for various reasons than panhandle Floridians.

  2026-09-16 21:18

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  Circulation is temporary. One trip is forever.

  That's what children are for.

  2026-09-16 21:15

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  Oh yeah

  From personal experience, Floridians who venture out into the wider world beyond their home state are far worse than any New Yorkers or Californians who do likewise.

  2026-09-16 21:12

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  Bedroom privileges revoked

  My cat, whom I love with all my heart, is a wonderful vocalist. The only problem is that she has a very problematic practice schedule, given that her main training time is between 2 to 5 in the morning.

  2026-09-16 01:19

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  Tieflings have fire resistance, far better to use shockin...

  I see you are an artificer of great innovation.

  2026-09-15 14:00

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  Ms xrockinzombiex let me heal your heart baby girl

  W A L L

  2026-09-14 19:06

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