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  Maternity

  You'll get your leave when you birth this damn kid

  2020-08-04 13:43

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  Bet he knows curr for Corona....

  Exactly my thinking. I bet his leet skills are really helping with his geography homework

  2020-04-24 14:15

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  My brother was a real whiz at laying bricks

  Man's a genius. Dodging that 19th century window tax

  2020-04-23 16:08

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  Nice combo

  His biology teacher working on the last airbender or something?

  2020-04-01 19:52

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  #coronabelike

  Tokyo Olympics are being delayed until 2021

  2020-03-23 20:52

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  We have the best health care in the world.

  Spoilers for FMA

  2020-03-11 20:55

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  Trust

  Judging by his eye level in the second pic, he's gonna make a parallax error figuring out the height. Dude's wasting his time

  2020-01-15 00:02

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  Yea boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

  Mathematicians have also ruined Monopoly. Hannah Fry has written a book that includes what properties will earn you the most money

  2019-06-08 07:19

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  Insomnia

  Yeah the first line is an estimate for the mass of the higgs boson. The second is incorrect bc of Fermat's Last Theorem and I'm hoping someone can tell me what the third line means

  2019-05-15 10:28

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  Back to Roman numerals then

  Arabic numerals are just the digits 0 - 9

  2019-05-14 17:22

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  Nick Fury on EU Article 13

  Well it doesn't but an earlier draft of the law looked like it would and the internet is still kinda mad about that

  2019-03-27 18:45

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  Nick Fury on EU Article 13

  EU signed into law Article 13 which bans memes under copyright

  2019-03-27 18:43

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  Hou

  Colin Furze is this you?

  2019-02-18 05:11

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  Burh

  I'm gonna get shit for this in the comments but I actually like living in a country where, when people die, we change laws to make people safer

  2019-02-02 12:42

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  Burh

  The government banned swords and machetes cause gangs were carrying them legally and killing people with them. You're still allowed to own swords though, but you can't carry them publicly and can only buy antique weapons that haven't been newly forged

  2019-02-02 12:24

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  Oh Dave!

  Foo Fighters - Best Of You

  2019-01-31 22:01

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  I have the high ground

  I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire

  2019-01-20 16:17

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  Gay

  I've heard them both from Mark Normand

  2019-01-07 18:26

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  Hhhhmmmmmmm

  Mathematically it's a torus. I see no difference but it really bugs geometrists apparently

  2019-01-02 19:31

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  Glad you have faith in me...

  Watch Dogs has prepared me for this moment

  2019-01-02 09:52

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  speech 100

  Danni Rivers

  2018-12-22 15:23

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  Yo wwyd

  2018-12-19 22:37

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  Yo wwyd

  I did but he said he wanted it in octals. So now he's just fucking with you

  2018-12-17 22:28

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  Yo wwyd

  Showed this to my mate who does comp sci and engineering. He said "Pssh we'd say it in Hex, not binary"

  2018-12-15 09:05

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  Send dunes

  I've got the reverse problem. AI keeps mistaking my nudes for deserts

  2018-12-08 15:14

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  #U Dumb AF

  What colour is a greenhouse?

  2018-11-24 18:14

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  Screenchoot

  You stall it. God that question's easy in a manual.

  2018-11-10 13:06

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  Hmmm

  My university maths teacher justified zero as a natural number by explaining that you can obtain it by "counting the number of sensible people in the White House at the moment"

  2018-10-03 15:45

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  Momo wins

  He was claustrophobic and scared of walking through tunnels and then he developed pyrophobia when he was sold to a circus so he's not that stable

  2018-09-28 05:26

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  if running on a treadmill were the only way people could ...

  So that's 25 hamsters. They cost about $300 each per year. Something tells me that this isn't very economical

  2018-09-24 12:47

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  if running on a treadmill were the only way people could ...

  Waiting on the engineers to give me the power output of a hamster

  2018-09-23 19:22

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  Surprise

  Key and Peele - Rap Album Confessions

  2018-09-13 14:10

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  Nice and clean

  I bet he's really enjoying the slow download speeds and unnecessary captchas

  2018-09-10 14:31

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  Assholes... Assholes everywhere...

  Unless you're in a country that drives on the left

  2018-09-09 20:06

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  This damn picture....

  Extension leads - enabling suicides since 1925

  2018-09-09 19:56

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  YouTube red sux

  I'm running mps-youtube on Termux and it's sort of worth it

  2018-09-01 22:33

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  Dickshooter

  Plus in England we have Essex, Middlesex, and Sussex

  2018-08-27 15:25

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  Kerri

  Yeah I was hoping for something like "MDC - Millions of Dead Cats"

  2018-07-04 18:44

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  thunder dome

  Save it for the semantics dome, EB White

  2018-06-26 12:30

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  Musical chairs

  Really disappointed that no one's mentioned the film by Kinji Fukasaku

  2018-06-26 12:27

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  Logic

  Pretty sure Valentina also survived

  2018-06-23 21:31

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  just an inoocent meme with no hidden meaning

  I'd add Silicon Valley to the top left

  2018-06-10 22:22

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  °3°

  Yeah but without their first album reading Lynyrd Skynyrd is pretty difficult

  2018-06-08 08:52

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  Another post I mashed together from instagram

  "Seriously, these potato-heads have to be the unsexiest mob of all time."

  2018-05-31 13:16

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  Ok....

  "Shut The Fuck Up, Donny"

  2018-03-08 05:46

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  Catz

  Feminist family portrait

  2014-12-24 11:33

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  Lookout we got a badass over here

  I love the way its like "it could result". I mean it could also give you the ability to fly.

  2014-12-08 14:50

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  Every fuckin time

  Thanks Bin Laden

  2014-12-05 11:06

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  butt fat?

  Type of people: Exhibit B

  2014-11-28 12:54

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  Puns

  So is that his 'pun'ishment

  2014-10-30 19:16

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  your title

  You better have a burn heal

  2014-10-29 09:10

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  sucks only 2 people can leave at a time

  Yes. It Was.

  2014-09-14 12:05

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  Alfred tired of your shit

  Do You Even Lift, Mr Wayne?

  2014-07-06 08:45

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  where you got em?

  ^ ALL of them?

  2014-06-21 16:06

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  Try it in real life! Such fun

  ^TNT - AC/DC

  2014-06-04 12:28

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  where can i insert my usb?

  Still cant remember an anniversary

  2014-06-02 11:35

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  When i first watched the show

  Daenarys Storm-Porn

  2014-05-31 05:38

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  just don't do it

  Flock

  2014-05-30 14:32

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  just don't do it

  Stock

  2014-05-30 14:32

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  wut?

  I agree with the fourth from bottom one

  2014-05-13 15:57

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  which one are u?

  I don't think anybody prefers Pepsi to Coca-Cola

  2014-04-09 13:41

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  you know its healthy to sit that way

  Actually, the top picture is wrong. You should sit leaning slightly backwards or it is bad for your back.

  2014-04-08 11:38

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  mind blown

  How is this blowing my mind? It's Simple maths. You start with x. That becomes 2x. Then 2x+6. Then x+3. Then 3. Simple.

  2014-04-02 19:05

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  Retards you gotta BARIUM

  Why does a bar have hydrogen peroxide?

  2014-03-20 15:34

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  Vagina

  When I got these things they were still clean

  2014-03-17 18:20

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  Explain yourself Brick...

  Anchorman^

  2014-03-15 15:52

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  everyone aboard on ThatFeel Coaster

  You could have called it an EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER

  2014-03-13 12:15

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  lol prius' suck

  "I literally feel like I'm driving around in a vagina"

  2014-03-09 06:23

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  One of the funniest quotes from The Office

  Well, Bin Laden and Hitler would be dead in the room. So you've got two bullets to shoot Toby with (unless you want to kill yourself)

  2014-03-07 13:39

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  Cyanide and Happiness FTW

  ^Says the guy with the retarded profile picture

  2013-12-17 16:36

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  damn right

  I think we can all agree that we shouldn't be playing Halo

  2013-12-16 14:19

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  LoL

  My love life's like diarhoea: it's shit

  2013-12-12 19:11

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  vladimir putin 9th degree black belt

  Is this legit?

  2013-12-09 16:05

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  Bender Bending Rodriguez

  **^^

  2013-12-07 18:53

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  Bender Bending Rodriguez

  ^did you create that account just to make that comment?

  2013-12-07 18:46

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  my life

  This is why they remade Spider-Man.

  2013-12-07 08:45

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  LoL

  ^This is true. The only problem is that it's so hot in Qatar that we might need to host it in the Winter.

  2013-12-04 11:34

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  Brilliant words

  Guns never killed anyone. Getting shot, that's the problem.

  2013-11-28 09:35

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  gay

  So what... Am I Bisexual?

  2013-11-26 16:35

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  Level:BADASS

  Memes in Black

  2013-11-25 17:43

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  Wanna hear another joke about her vagina? Never mind it stinks.

  2013-11-25 16:59

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  Terrible Taste Time. Anyone remember him?

  If you get it on contract you can't afford food For a year

  2013-11-24 16:48

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  barney

  This sign just saved the phone companies

  2013-11-22 14:46

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  No I in Team

  Ironically it's found in the A-Hole

  2013-11-18 17:54

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  Video Games

  Second Wish: Cheats for Dark Souls

  2013-11-12 13:48

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  i love everything and evryone

  Sorry. I live in the UK. What is sixth grade to British schools?

  2013-11-10 18:43

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  Escape QueenMercury

  ALT. In the name of the law.

  2013-11-02 20:48

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  Lol By lus1993

  At least get rid of the 9gag logo!

  2013-11-01 11:01

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  Call of cleaning

  Spider spotted: request immediate water strike

  2013-10-31 16:20

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  Open the Gate

  ^Thats what I heard aswell

  2013-10-31 13:37

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  Happy Halloween

  How the hell did this meme get publishered?

  2013-10-31 07:29

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  very hot coffee

  Who ordered an asspresso?

  2013-10-30 19:37

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  so it's probably miley cyrus's monkey

  Spotted a repost on memedroid

  2013-10-28 15:40

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  favorite way to eat bacon?

  Oh god, my key has pierced through my foot! Let's take a picture of it first.

  2013-10-28 05:56

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  Venom girl

  My dick is confused

  2013-10-27 19:11

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  Leonardo da vinci?

  Do you ever have some faith in humanity, then go on the internet for 5 minutes and it's gone?

  2013-10-26 07:45

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  AC/DC

  You kill her and you're on the highway to hell

  2013-10-24 16:56

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  i raped chris brown! Thats what he gets!

  I stabbed my ex. Impossible, I haven't got one

  2013-10-21 12:00

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  perfect

  Name is Lazlow Polgar.

  2013-10-20 18:48

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  Robot equivalent of fuck you

  At the end of the movie the robot can actually draw a masterpiece. Gotta appreciate the irony.

  2013-10-19 13:04

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